{"id":33259,"date":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T08:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=33259"},"modified":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T09:55:35","slug":"10-pequenas-coisas-irritantes-que-todos-os-namorados-fazem-regularmente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/10-pequenas-coisas-irritantes-que-todos-os-namorados-fazem-regularmente\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Pequenas coisas irritantes que todos os namorados fazem regularmente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Os namorados s\u00e3o criaturas muito estranhas.<\/p>\n<p>Num momento est\u00e3o todos afectuosos, a dar-nos presentes <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/so-um-homem-a-serio-faria-estes-8-gestos-romanticos\/\">gestos doces<\/a><\/span>E, depois, come\u00e7am a fazer as suas pequenas coisas irritantes, como deixar as meias debaixo da cama para toda a eternidade, fazendo-nos assim testar a nossa toler\u00e2ncia.<\/p>\n<p>But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.<\/p>\n<p>However, one thing&#8217;s for sure\u2014they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we&#8217;ll never stop bitching about them.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that&#8217;s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!<\/p>\n<h2>1. Peidos e arrotos em todas as frentes<\/h2>\n<p>A convenient time for farting and burping doesn&#8217;t exist.<\/p>\n<p>Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don&#8217;t have to download to play.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how hard you try to convince them that there\u2019s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don\u2019t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).<\/p>\n<h2>2. Usa os sapatos quando est\u00e1 deitado no sof\u00e1<\/h2>\n<p>Passa o dia inteiro de t\u00e9nis l\u00e1 fora, e depois entra casualmente nas instala\u00e7\u00f5es e deita-se no sof\u00e1, ainda com os mesmos t\u00e9nis.<\/p>\n<p>Ser\u00e1 assim t\u00e3o dif\u00edcil tir\u00e1-las como o resto da humanidade? Acho que este vai continuar a ser um enigma eterno.<\/p>\n<h2>3. Deixa as meias debaixo da cama ou no ch\u00e3o para toda a eternidade<\/h2>\n<p>O mesmo se passa com as meias. Deixar as meias debaixo da cama ou no ch\u00e3o n\u00e3o \u00e9 o mesmo que colocar as meias no cesto de roupa suja.<\/p>\n<p>Acredite ou n\u00e3o, eles n\u00e3o se v\u00e3o lavar por magia se os deixar a apodrecer no ch\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p>Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It\u2019s really as simple as that.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Pratos de folhas<\/h2>\n<p>You seriously dare to complain that you don\u2019t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?<\/p>\n<p>Para ser mais exato, estava a orden\u00e1-los como se estivesse a jogar Tetris (e, para ser sincero, \u00e0s vezes fico espantado).<\/p>\n<h2>5. Esquece os planos se estes forem feitos algumas noites antes<\/h2>\n<p>Se os planos n\u00e3o forem anunciados dez dias antes do evento e repetidos cerca de dez vezes por dia, ele esquece-os.<\/p>\n<p>Whether deliberate or not, it just isn\u2019t fucking fair.<\/p>\n<p>If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I\u2019m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you\u2019re told to.<\/p>\n<h2>6. Usa a tua toalha<\/h2>\n<p>A s\u00e9rio? Porque \u00e9 que \u00e9 t\u00e3o dif\u00edcil prestar aten\u00e7\u00e3o e tentar memorizar qual \u00e9 a sua toalha?<\/p>\n<p>Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it\u2019s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?<\/p>\n<p>I certainly don\u2019t want my face to smell like your ass because it\u2019s not hygienic (if you\u2019re even familiar with the word).<\/p>\n<h2>7. Remains silent when you&#8217;re pissed off<\/h2>\n<p>If I\u2019m pissed off and you\u2019re being silent, you will make it even worse!<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s no need to <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/os-homens-estao-a-ganhar-vantagem-na-fase-inicial\/\">afastar-se<\/a><\/span> and leave me be because with such behavior, you\u2019ll make me even more pissed off. It\u2019s as simple as that.<\/p>\n<p>Digam o que quiserem, mas n\u00e3o fiquem calados!<\/p>\n<h2>8. Pega na coisa errada na loja<\/h2>\n<p>You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You\u2019re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.<\/p>\n<p>Em vez disso, traz-te diariamente pensos higi\u00e9nicos. De alguma forma, magicamente, ele consegue sempre apanhar a coisa errada na loja (sem sequer tentar).<\/p>\n<p>E se lhe dermos a lista completa, haver\u00e1 sempre pelo menos uma coisa que ele leu incorretamente.<\/p>\n<h2>9. Doesn&#8217;t notice the mess around him<\/h2>\n<p>Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn\u2019t notice the mess around him.<\/p>\n<p>And when you ask him when he\u2019s about to clean the mess, he asks you: \u201cWhat mess?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something\u2019s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn\u2019t give a shit about it.<\/p>\n<h2>10. Pretends he&#8217;s listening to you<\/h2>\n<p>Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you\u2019re talking about?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we\u2019ll never understand how their silly brains work).<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-33266\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/PINTEREST-2019-02-20T095523.392.jpg 467w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boyfriends are really weird creatures. One moment they are all affectionate, showering you with sweet gestures, and then another they start doing their little annoying things like leaving their socks under the bed for eternity, thus making you test your tolerance. But, who can blame them? It seems it&#8217;s in their nature to exhibit different&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":33265,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29622],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship-advice"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29622,"label":"relationship advice"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/apartment-contemporary-couch-269155.jpg",800,571,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy Nicholson","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29622,"name":"relationship advice","slug":"relationship-advice","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29622,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Making all aspects of your relationship work is one of the biggest challenges. 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