{"id":33638,"date":"2020-07-27T08:38:35","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T08:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=33638"},"modified":"2021-12-10T19:46:29","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T19:46:29","slug":"11-razoes-pelas-quais-precisas-absolutamente-de-um-melhor-amigo-sarcastico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/11-razoes-pelas-quais-precisas-absolutamente-de-um-melhor-amigo-sarcastico\/","title":{"rendered":"11 raz\u00f5es pelas quais precisas mesmo de um melhor amigo sarc\u00e1stico"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. T\u00eam uma pol\u00edtica de n\u00e3o-filtragem e praticamente tudo pode ser uma piada<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

At\u00e9 as coisas mais s\u00e9rias t\u00eam algo de engra\u00e7ado escondido por detr\u00e1s. Os melhores amigos sarc\u00e1sticos encontram a divers\u00e3o e gozam com quase tudo.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Dark humor is their trademark, but they don\u2019t have to tell a joke to make you laugh.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

They turn on real-life situations and therefore, brighten your day. You laugh until it hurts even though you know you probably shouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

2. T\u00eam a sua pr\u00f3pria forma de expressar afeto  <\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

You\u2019ll probably never hear these best friends call you \u201choney\u201d, \u201ddear\u201d, \u201cbabe\u201d or similar but they won\u2019t hesitate to call you \u201cstupid\u201d, \u201cweirdo\u201d  or \u201cbitch\u201d.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Eles sabem que falas sarcasmo fluentemente e que traduzir\u00e1s tudo isso em palavras de puro amor cru (especialmente em feliz anivers\u00e1rio para a minha melhor amiga<\/em><\/a> letras).<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

3. Ajudam-no a manter as coisas reais<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Quando come\u00e7ar a passar-se, eles ser\u00e3o a bofetada de realidade de que precisa. V\u00e3o provocar-te at\u00e9 veres que n\u00e3o h\u00e1 nada para pensar demais.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Sometimes a text doesn\u2019t have anything written between the lines. It\u2019s just a simple text.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Sometimes you don\u2019t have to figure out everything at that moment because the world won\u2019t end.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

4. Nunca andam sobre cascas de ovos<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Dizem o que pensam, n\u00e3o se importando se o v\u00e3o ofender a si ou a qualquer outra pessoa. Evitam ado\u00e7ar as coisas.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Al\u00e9m disso, n\u00e3o t\u00eam medo de agitar um pouco as coisas e ver como as pessoas reagem aos seus coment\u00e1rios.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

When you think about it, it\u2019s good that they are that way. At least you know they\u2019ll tell you the truth no matter how hurtful it might be.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

5. Nenhum de v\u00f3s se ofende<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

You shower each other with insults on a daily basis. You don\u2019t hesitate to mock and tease one another for every little thing.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

O importante \u00e9 que saibam que n\u00e3o h\u00e1 m\u00e1s inten\u00e7\u00f5es por detr\u00e1s das palavras ditas entre v\u00f3s.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

You are with a person who only has your best at heart. That\u2019s why you hardly ever get into a fight.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

6. Fazem-no sair da sua zona de conforto<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Podes n\u00e3o ser t\u00e3o sarc\u00e1stico como o teu amigo, mas est\u00e1s a chegar l\u00e1 lentamente.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Provavelmente n\u00e3o tinha inten\u00e7\u00e3o de se tornar uma pessoa sarc\u00e1stica, mas aconteceu.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

D\u00e1 por si a fazer r\u00e9plicas espirituosas e a fazer rir uma sala cheia de pessoas com os seus coment\u00e1rios inapropriados.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

You are becoming bolder, and your self-esteem is growing by the minute because you are slowly starting to realize that you don\u2019t really care what anybody else thinks of you.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

7. Ensinaram-te que o sarcasmo \u00e9 a melhor arma contra os idiotas<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

The thing with assholes is that they usually don\u2019t even get sarcasm, so you can make fun of them right to their faces, and they won\u2019t even understand\u2014and even if they do you won\u2019t really care.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

A tua pele \u00e9 mais grossa agora, e sabes que eles n\u00e3o t\u00eam nada contra ti. Eles v\u00e3o apodrecer na sua pr\u00f3pria toxicidade<\/a> de qualquer forma.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

8. Os teus inimigos s\u00e3o os inimigos deles<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Basically, you hate the same people and that\u2019s making the bond between you even tighter.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

You don\u2019t even stop to think before mocking them shamelessly. Exaggerating everything is always a plus.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Your exes are usually the ripe material for mocking, so something in the lines of: \u201cLook at him, were you drunk throughout the entire relationship?\u201d, \u201c Don\u2019t be a fool.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Of course, you won\u2019t get back with him. That would be like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.\u201d<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

9. S\u00e3o os amigos mais leais<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Nunca lhe dizem que algu\u00e9m disse algo mau a seu respeito, porque o cortam antes de ter oportunidade de falar de si.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

They are always there to defend you, and they have your back at all times. They will never betray you, that\u2019s for sure.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

10. S\u00e3o capazes de desligar o seu sarcasmo quando realmente precisamos deles<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Pode contar com eles. A qualquer hora do dia ou da noite, eles estar\u00e3o l\u00e1 para si. Mas n\u00e3o estar\u00e3o presentes apenas nos momentos de divers\u00e3o.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Eles tamb\u00e9m estar\u00e3o l\u00e1 para si quando tudo come\u00e7ar a correr mal.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

They are empathic even if they don\u2019t always show it. They will listen to you without making any sarcastic remarks when the situations demand it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

11. Toda a gente precisa de um Chandler Bing na sua vida<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Tens sorte porque, embora toda a gente queira um amigo como Chandler Bing, tens uma vers\u00e3o real dele na tua vida.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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