Whether you\u2019re looking for some textos esquisitos para enviar a um namorado<\/a> in the morning or a line that will make a girl go mad over you \u2013 this is a place for you.<\/p>\n It\u2019s important to note that while some might send the message that you have a great sense of humor, some just might earn you a slap, so make sure conversa fiada <\/a> \u00e9 bem-vindo antes de o utilizar.<\/p>\n Some don\u2019t have to be or should never be used at all but they are worth reading and sharing with friends just for the sake of fun.<\/b><\/p>\n Por isso, determine o que pretende alcan\u00e7ar e escolha sabiamente entre os cap\u00edtulos seguintes.<\/p>\n Se me perguntarem, o melhor frases de engate<\/a> are the ones that are straightforward, flirty, and hilarious. Every pick up line should be a combination of these three things (and that’s how you know that you’ve picked the right one)! <\/p>\n H\u00e1 tamb\u00e9m frases de engate que s\u00e3o reservadas apenas para os mais ousados, como esta: You know, if I were you, I\u2019d have sex with me. <\/i><\/p>\n Se algu\u00e9m usasse esta frase de engate comigo, eu ficaria espantado com o seu n\u00edvel de confian\u00e7a, ousadia e criatividade. Nem todas as pessoas t\u00eam a coragem de se mostrarem sujas (e eu quero dizer mesmo sujas), mas se o fizerem, ent\u00e3o sabem que s\u00e3o totalmente ROCK! <\/p>\n 1. I could\u2019ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I am hoping you\u2019re a dirty devil instead.<\/p>\n 2. You know, if I were you, I\u2019d have sex with me.<\/p>\n 3. O teu nome \u00e9 inverno? Porque estou a ver-te chegar em breve.<\/p>\n 4. I\u2019m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.<\/p>\n 5. The only thing I was creative with today was my dirty thoughts\u2026 Guess who inspired them all?<\/p>\n 6. Acho que me podia apaixonar loucamente na cama contigo.<\/p>\n 7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I\u2019d put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight.<\/p>\n 8. I may not go down in history but I\u2019ll go down on you.<\/p>\n 9. That shirt\u2019s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I\u2019d be coming too.<\/p>\n 10. You\u2019re on my list of things to do tonight.<\/b> 12. I\u2019m typing this with one hand because my other hand is busy\u2026<\/p>\n 13. Are you a magician? Because you\u2019ve made a part of me move without even touching it.<\/p>\n 14. S\u00f3 de pensar em ti a tocar-me fico literalmente excitada.<\/p>\n RELACIONADO: 220 perguntas sujas para fazer \u00e0 sua namorada ou namorado<\/a><\/p>\n Procura as melhores frases de engate para usar com os homens? N\u00e3o procure mais, minha cara senhora. Ao enviar-lhe uma destas frases de engate, vai mostrar-lhe como \u00e9 divertida, descontra\u00edda e confiante. <\/p>\n Trust me, guys LOVE girls who don’t take themselves too seriously. The easiest way to win any man out there is to impression\u00e1-lo com o seu grande sentido de humor <\/a> e a tua capacidade de jogar com as palavras de uma forma suja.<\/p>\n It’s true that <\/b>os homens s\u00e3o criaturas visuais<\/b><\/a> but they are imaginative creatures as well. If you can spark his imagination with just a few words, he’ll see you as <\/b>uma verdadeira deusa<\/b><\/a>. Aqui est\u00e3o alguns dos <\/b>as coisas mais sensuais para dizer e deix\u00e1-lo com vontade<\/b><\/a>! (Al\u00e9m disso, aqui est\u00e3o alguns coisas sexy para dizer ao seu namorado<\/a> e deix\u00e1-lo louco).<\/b><\/p>\n 15. Fiz uma aposta com o meu amigo; ele disse-me que as raparigas odeiam oral, por isso queres ajudar-me a ganhar e provar que ele est\u00e1 errado?<\/p>\n 16. Se estiv\u00e9ssemos juntos, o que gostarias que eu te fizesse?<\/p>\n 17. I\u2019m no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!<\/p>\n 18. Estava a pensar em n\u00f3s os dois e, de repente, sem mais nem menos, dei por mim completamente despido e duro por baixo. Como \u00e9 que isso aconteceu?!<\/p>\n 19. I have a mystery for you but I\u2019ll give you a clue. Tonight, someone will be the special guest between my legs.<\/p>\n 20. Ontem \u00e0 noite gritaste umas palavras porcas. Queres voltar a faz\u00ea-lo esta noite?<\/b> 22. \u00c9s um general do ex\u00e9rcito? Porque tem os meus soldados em sentido.<\/p>\n 23. I think it\u2019s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back\u2026 \u201cNice ass!\u201d<\/p>\n 24. Call me \u2018fireman\u2019\u2026. because girl, you are on fire and I am here to save you.<\/p>\n Ver tamb\u00e9m: 305 frases de engate rom\u00e2nticas que v\u00e3o derreter o cora\u00e7\u00e3o dela <\/a><\/p>\n Dirty pick up lines to say to a guy don’t always need to be extra dirty in order for you to catch his attention. You can achieve the same effect by simply asking him something like: O que est\u00e1 a usar neste momento? <\/i><\/p>\n By asking him this, he’ll notice your dirty intentions between the lines and that’s the beauty of subtle flirting. Also, if you’re looking for pick up lines that are suitable for special occasions such as Valentine’s Day<\/a>Recomendo que opte por frases de engate sobre beijos.<\/p>\n S\u00e3o rom\u00e2nticos, subtis e eficazes: Dizem que o beijo \u00e9 uma linguagem de amor, por isso, importa-se de iniciar uma conversa comigo? <\/i><\/p>\n But whenever you’re feeling dirty, feel free to indulge yourself with these dirty-licious pickup lines: <\/p>\n 25. I\u2019m so shy <\/a> but you have no idea what I\u2019m thinking about right now.<\/span><\/p>\n 26. Gostas de desenhar? Porque eu ponho o d em cru.<\/p>\n 27. Tell me your secret fetish. I bet I\u2019ll like it.<\/p>\n 28. Let\u2019s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.<\/p>\n 29. Let\u2019s make a deal; send me your nudes and I\u2019ll send you mine.<\/p>\n 30. Just writing to let you know that I\u2019m lying on my bed completely naked, thinking about you. 32. Just wanted to tell you that my new underwear looks really amazing and sexy on my skin. If you don\u2019t believe me, I think you should see it for yourself.<\/b><\/p>\n RELACIONADO: 140 perguntas sujas para fazer a uma rapariga para a deixar com vontade<\/a><\/p>\n 33. As suas roupas est\u00e3o a deixar-me desconfort\u00e1vel; por favor, tire-as.<\/p>\n 34. Eu tenho um desafio sujo <\/a> for you: Guess the color of my underwear\u2026 If you guess right, I will give you anything you want tonight.<\/p>\n 35. Querida, \u00e9s demasiado sexy para eu resistir.<\/p>\n 36. Let\u2019s play a game. The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.<\/p>\n 37. Want to see if you can add \u2018has an awesome gag reflex\u2019 to your resume?<\/p>\n 38. Sinto-me incrivelmente excitada s\u00f3 de pensar em ti a tocar-me a\u00ed em baixo.<\/p>\n 39. What are you wearing right now? \u201cNothing!\u201d would be the perfect answer.<\/p>\n Enquanto a Amazon \u00e9 o local onde se podem encontrar produtos baratos e sujos (trocadilho intencional), o Tinder \u00e9 o local onde se podem encontrar as frases de engate mais sujas e flirttiest e outros elementos sujos. <\/p>\n N\u00e3o h\u00e1 muito tempo, um tipo no Tinder enviou-me um meme de frases de engate obscenas que estava escrito por cima de uma fotografia de Nutella: <\/b>Are your legs made of Nutella? Cuz I’d like to spread them.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n For a second, I pretended to be offended but then I couldn’t help myself but burst into a laugh because this pick up line is truly genius! <\/p>\n Regardless of whether you’re a guy or a girl, if you need to update your list of pick up lines for Tinder, here are some ingeniously badass pick up lines to choose from: <\/p>\n 40. Por favor, peca comigo para que tenhas algo para dizer no teu pr\u00f3ximo confession\u00e1rio. 42. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? \u2018Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!<\/p>\n 43. Do you have an Asian passport? Because I\u2019m China get into Japantees.<\/p>\n 44. I\u2019m a zombie, can I eat you out?<\/p>\n 45. Mi\u00fada, devias vender cachorros-quentes, porque j\u00e1 sabes como fazer uma barraca de salsichas!<\/p>\n 46. I\u2019m under so many blankets and I\u2019m still cold\u2026 I guess I should put on some clothes\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n 47. Hoje estive a ver brinquedos sexuais e encontrei alguns que adoraria usar em si.<\/p>\n 48. O FBI quer roubar o meu p\u00e9nis. Posso escond\u00ea-lo dentro de ti?<\/p>\n 49. Posso n\u00e3o ser vidraceiro ou reparador de qualquer tipo, mas posso preencher a sua fenda.<\/p>\n 50. I\u2019m not romantic and I\u2019m not big on watching sunsets but I\u2019d love to see you go down on me. 52. Da pr\u00f3xima vez que te vir, quero estar t\u00e3o sujo quanto poss\u00edvel.<\/p>\n 53. Se eu te disser algumas das minhas melhores frases de engate obscenas e te deixar com um pouco de formigueiro l\u00e1 em baixo, isso pode contar como preliminares?<\/p>\n 54. Sabes que mais? Quero sentir-te em cima de mim o mais r\u00e1pido poss\u00edvel.<\/p>\n 55. Tenho um desejo que podes realizar. Quero que me dispas lentamente e mordas cada cent\u00edmetro do meu corpo, sem deixar nenhum cent\u00edmetro sem ser tocado.<\/b><\/p>\n 56. Espero ter-vos mais tarde.<\/p>\n 57. Quem me dera que fosses um gel de banho para te poder sentir em mim.<\/p>\n 58. I don\u2019t think I want your babies, at least not yet, but I wouldn\u2019t mind refining my babymaking technique with you.<\/p>\n 59. Are you a termite? \u2018Cause you\u2019re about to have a mouth full of wood.<\/p>\n 60. Does your job have anything to do with politics? Because there\u2019s a political uprising in my pants!<\/p>\n 61. Quando \u00e9 que te apercebeste que tens um fraquinho por mim?<\/p>\n Estas palavras-gatilho funcionam melhor quando implementadas como frases de engate sujas, por isso, do que est\u00e1 \u00e0 espera? <\/b><\/p>\n 62. Hello, I\u2019m bisexual. I\u2019d like to BUY you a drink\u2026 and then get sexual.<\/p>\n 63. Are you a farmer? Because you\u2019ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!<\/p>\n 64. O teu sorriso \u00e9 quase t\u00e3o grande, caloroso e encantador como o meu D!<\/p>\n 65. Hey, do you have an inhaler? \u2018Cause I heard you got that ass ma!<\/p>\n 66. Let\u2019s play carpenter. First we\u2019ll get hammered, then I\u2019ll nail you.<\/p>\n 67. Queres apimentar a minha vida sexual?<\/p>\n 68. I\u2019m planning on having sex with you later, so it would be great if you could be there!<\/p>\n 69. Qual foi o teu sonho ex\u00f3tico mais recente e eu estava nele?<\/b><\/p>\n 70. Querida, \u00e9s um elevador? Porque eu quero descer em ti.<\/p>\n 71. I can tell you\u2019ve been working out. Why don\u2019t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?<\/p>\n 72. Com que frequ\u00eancia pensa em mim quando se masturba?<\/p>\n 73. They\u2019re called \u2018eyebrows\u2019 \u2018cause my eyes are browsin\u2019 your fine ass.<\/p>\n 74. A tua cara faz-me lembrar uma chave inglesa; sempre que penso nela, os meus tomates apertam-se.<\/p>\n 75. As roupas que tens vestidas neste momento ficariam \u00f3ptimas num monte amarrotado no ch\u00e3o do meu quarto. 77. Quero saber a vossa opini\u00e3o sobre sexo em locais p\u00fablicos.<\/p>\n 78. Oh querida, se fosses uma m\u00e1quina de lavar, eu punha a minha carga suja dentro de ti.<\/b><\/p>\n 79. Do you run track? Cause I heard you relay want what I\u2019m packing.<\/p>\n 80. Are you a raisin? Because you\u2019re raisin\u2019 my dick.<\/p>\n 81. Qual \u00e9 a roupa mais sexy que tens e quando \u00e9 que te posso ver com ela?<\/p>\n 82. I heard your grades are bad\u2026 Let me tutor you, I\u2019m sure I can get you a D.<\/p>\n 83. Are you a racehorse? \u2018Cause when I ride, you\u2019ll always finish first.<\/p>\n 84. O meu amigo de l\u00e1 quer muito o seu n\u00famero para saber onde me contactar de manh\u00e3.<\/p>\n 85. J\u00e1 alguma vez tiveste um caso de uma noite? Se n\u00e3o, gostarias de ter um?<\/b> 87. If you\u2019re feeling down, I can feel you up.<\/p>\n 88. If it\u2019s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by manh\u00e3<\/a>.<\/p>\n 89. Quando foi a primeira vez que te apercebeste que querias aproveitar-te do meu corpo?<\/p>\n 90. Are you a flight attendant? \u2018Cause I intend to make you feel like flying without even leaving the ground.<\/p>\n 91. Eu culpo o vosso mamas perfeitas <\/a> pela minha incapacidade de me concentrar durante as nossas conversas.<\/p>\n Al\u00e9m disso, esquecem-se que algumas frases de engate podem ser consideradas inapropriadas por algumas raparigas, por isso lembre-se sempre de escolher sabiamente! Evite enviar frases de engate (demasiado) pirosas e est\u00fapidas que n\u00e3o a fa\u00e7am rir nem a impressionem de forma alguma.<\/p>\n Quando se trata de <\/b>Linhas de engate do Tinder<\/b><\/a>, ‘dirty with style’ pick up lines are your best bet. Funny and cute pick up lines are also a good combo.<\/b> <\/p>\n 92. Tem uma posi\u00e7\u00e3o favorita e quer que a experimentemos esta noite?<\/p>\n 93. \u00c9s um pirata? Porque tenho muito s\u00e9men \u00e0 tua espera.<\/p>\n 94. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I\u2019m about to ghetto hold of dat ass.<\/p>\n 95. Can I park my car in your garage? It\u2019s pretty big but it doesn\u2019t leak.<\/p>\n 96. Confess\u2014what is your sexiest guilty pleasure?<\/p>\n 97. J\u00e1 alguma vez foste nadar nua? Queres ir esta noite?<\/p>\n 98. Sabem do que gosto numa rapariga? O meu p\u00e9nis.<\/p>\n 99. Deve ser um m\u00e9dico! Acabou de curar a minha disfun\u00e7\u00e3o er\u00e9til.<\/p>\n 100. Do you like Adele? \u2018Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.<\/b><\/p>\n 101. Falar sujo excita-te e queres experimentar comigo?<\/p>\n 102. Is your dad a baker? Because you\u2019ve got a nice set of buns.<\/p>\n 103. As tuas pernas s\u00e3o como uma bolacha Oreo; quero dividi-las e comer tudo o que h\u00e1 de bom no meio.<\/p>\n 104. Has anyone ever told you your ass looks like a phone? \u2018Cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.<\/p>\n 105. Gosta que lhe perguntem perguntas marotas<\/a>?<\/p>\n Deseja deix\u00e1-los loucos <\/a> e surpreend\u00ea-los com a sua criatividade? Aposto que sim! Pode levar algu\u00e9m \u00e0 loucura de muitas formas, mas uma das formas preferidas pela maioria \u00e9 provocar subtilmente e de forma humor\u00edstica. <\/p>\n No, you won’t need to waste half of your life on finding the best pick up lines for this purpose because we’ve already done that for you. Enjoy! <\/b><\/p>\n Are you a shark? Because I\u2019ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.<\/p>\n 106. J\u00e1 alguma vez beijaste um coelho entre as orelhas? [Puxa os bolsos do avesso] Gostavas de o fazer?<\/p>\n 107. Que nome se d\u00e1 a um pinguim com um p\u00e9nis grande? Um quebra-gelo.<\/p>\n 108. (ao enviar um texto) Se eu estivesse ao teu lado neste momento, o que gostarias que te fizesse?<\/p>\n 109. Eu perdi a minha virgindade. Posso ter a tua? 112. I lost my keys\u2026 Can I check your pants?<\/b><\/p>\n 113. Baby, your bone structure is giving my \u2018bone\u2019 structure.<\/p>\n 114. Se eu fosse um cartucho da Nintendo, fazias-me um broche?<\/p>\n 115. Acredita no karma? Porque conhe\u00e7o algumas boas posi\u00e7\u00f5es do Karma Sutra.<\/p>\n 116. Do you work at The Home Depot? Because you\u2019re giving me wood.<\/p>\n 117. You must wonder why people call me the bar stool\u2026 It\u2019s because of my third leg.<\/p>\n 118. Gostas de jogar jogos sensuais?<\/p>\n 119. I\u2019m not a dick in real life but I\u2019ll play one in your vagina tonight!<\/p>\n 120. Quando te vi, perdi a l\u00edngua. Posso p\u00f4r a tua na minha boca?<\/b> 122. O teu rabo est\u00e1 muito apertado, queres que o solte?<\/p>\n 123. Gosta de sexo por telefone e quer experimentar?<\/p>\n 124. Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between \u201968 and \u201970.<\/p>\n 125. I have to admit I\u2019m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn\u2019t have to be.<\/p>\n 126. Do you have a shovel? Because I\u2019m digging that ass.<\/p>\n 127. Qual \u00e9 a tua parte preferida do meu corpo?<\/b><\/p>\n 128. OMG rapariga, olha como essas tuas pernas sobem e fazem figura de parvas.<\/p>\n 129. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me and I\u2019ll owe you one.<\/p>\n 130. I hope you like dragons because I\u2019ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. 132. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I\u2019d put \u2018U\u2019 between \u2018F\u2019 and \u2018CK\u2019.<\/p>\n 133. Se pudesses escolher um lugar em qualquer parte do mundo para fazer sexo, onde seria?<\/p>\n 134. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you\u2019re hot.<\/p>\n 135. Hey baby! I\u2019d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.<\/p>\n 136. I\u2019m like Domino\u2019s Pizza. If I don\u2019t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.<\/p>\n 137. Comprei-te uma lingerie e gostava que a modelasses para mim. O que me dizes, queres tornar os meus sonhos realidade?<\/b><\/p>\n 138. \u00c9 o meu novo patr\u00e3o? Porque acabou de me dar um aumento.<\/p>\n 139. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore\u2014my face should be among them.<\/p>\n 140. A tua rata cheira a peixe? Porque eu gosto de sushi. 142. I\u2019ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.<\/p>\n Is there anything more satisfying than funny pick up lines with sarcastic elements that have the power to get you every time (no matter how many times you’ve heard them before)? <\/p>\n I’m a huge fan of funny jokes, dirty jokes, nerdy jokes, you name it. But more than that I enjoy nerdy pick up lines and sometimes even the cheesy ones. <\/p>\n Here’s one of my favorite cheesy pick up lines: <\/b>I\u2019m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Se preferes piadas de engate sujas em vez de coisas pirosas, tenho uma para ti:<\/b><\/p>\n Bater <\/b><\/p>\n Who’s there?<\/b><\/p>\n Aldo!<\/p>\n Aldo qu\u00ea?<\/p>\n Aldo tudo para si!<\/p>\n Okay, enough of cheesy pick up lines and knock-knock jokes. It’s time to <\/b>sujar-se e namoriscar<\/b><\/a>! <\/b><\/p>\n 143. You are so selfish. You\u2019re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.<\/p>\n 144. Ei, querida, acho que acabaste de transformar o meu dois-por-quatro num quatro-por-oito.<\/p>\n 145. Ei, querida, queres ir a meias com um beb\u00e9?<\/p>\n 146. I\u2019d hide every chair in the world just so you\u2019d have to sit on my face.<\/p>\n 147. Deixe-me inserir a minha ficha na sua tomada e podemos gerar alguma eletricidade.<\/p>\n 148. J\u00e1 experimentaste bondage?<\/p>\n 149. If I\u2019m a pain in your ass\u2026 We can just add more lubricant.<\/p>\n 150. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I\u2019d love to spread them!<\/b> 152. Do you know your ABCs? \u2018Cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet.<\/p>\n 153. I don\u2019t care how many guys you have had sex with and you won\u2019t either once you try me.<\/p>\n 154. O que \u00e9 que tem quatro pernas, duas almofadas e a \u00fanica coisa que falta \u00e9 a rapariga mais bonita em cima dela? A minha cama, claro. Consegues arranjar isso?<\/p>\n 155. Posso ler a vossa T-shirt em Braille?<\/p>\n 156. \u00c9 direto ou gosta de andar com rodeios? Por outras palavras, gosta de preliminares ou gosta de ir direto ao assunto?<\/p>\n 157. My special watch says you\u2019re not wearing any underwear\u2026 Oh you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.<\/p>\n 158. Do you trust me? If you do, let me blindfold you and lead you to an orgasm\u2026<\/p>\n 159. I\u2019ll be Burger King and you be McDonald\u2019s. I\u2019ll have it my way and you\u2019ll be lovin\u2019 it.<\/b><\/p>\n 160. We should play strip poker. You can strip and I\u2019ll poke you. 162. \u00c9s uma cowgirl? Porque eu consigo ver-te a montar em mim.<\/p>\n 163. J\u00e1 alguma vez utilizou adere\u00e7os no quarto e quer experimentar?<\/p>\n 164. They call me the cat whisperer, \u2018cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.<\/p>\n 165. Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy\u2019s getting smashed tonight!<\/p>\n 166. You must be the lottery lady on TV? Because I\u2019m picturing you holding up my balls.<\/p>\n 167. Are you my homework? \u2018Cause I\u2019m not doing you but I definitely should be.<\/p>\n 168. O que \u00e9 que te excita mais? Porqu\u00ea eu? Porqu\u00ea tanto?<\/b><\/p>\n 169. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you\u2019re making me hard.<\/p>\n 170. Do you like jalape\u00f1os? Because in no time I\u2019ll be jalape\u00f1o pussy. 172. Fuck me if I\u2019m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?<\/p>\n 173. That\u2019s a beautiful smile but it\u2019d look even better if it was all you were wearing.<\/p>\n 174. Cresceste numa quinta de galinhas? Porque tu sabes mesmo como criar um galo.<\/p>\n 175. You know what cums after C\u2026 The D!<\/p>\n It’s time to spice up those chat-up lines! If there’s one thing that annoys me when it comes to sexting messages or texting in general, it’s repetition. I don’t know about girls but many guys tend to repeat themselves which is not fun at all.<\/p>\n One time a guy sent me the same pick up line THREE TIMES! Seriously? Well, he either has dementia or he doesn’t really care about being more versatile and inventive.<\/p>\n Yes, it’s relatively easy to run out of new pick up lines if you use only those that you learned by heart (like this guy) and that’s why you need to make sure you have enough material that will help you destacar-se dos outros<\/a>. <\/p>\n It’s time to step up your pick up lines game! <\/b><\/p>\n 176. As rosas s\u00e3o vermelhas, as violetas s\u00e3o boas. Se eu sou o 6, tu ser\u00e1s o 9?<\/p>\n 177. I\u2019m going to make you breakfast\u2026 Omelette you suck this dick.<\/p>\n 178. S\u00f3 restar\u00e3o sete planetas depois de eu destruir Urano.<\/p>\n 179. Pensas em mim quando te masturbas?<\/p>\n 180. I like my women like I like my ice cream\u2026 fat-free and dripping down my fingers. 182. Hey baby, what\u2019s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield?<\/p>\n 183. Morde?<\/p>\n 184. Let\u2019s say you and me hook up tonight; are we going to need a code word?<\/b><\/p>\n 185. Perdi as minhas cal\u00e7as, importas-te que envolva as tuas pernas \u00e0 minha volta?<\/p>\n 186. Touch your toes and I\u2019ll show you where the rocket goes!<\/p>\n 187. Do you like alphabet soup? \u2018Cause you gonna be choking on the D.<\/p>\n 188. \u00c9s uma tortilha? Porque eu quero virar-te e comer-te.<\/p>\n 189. On a scale from one to \u2018The Human Centipede\u2019, how close am I to that ass?<\/p>\n 190. O que \u00e9 que uma rapariga simp\u00e1tica como tu faz numa mente suja como a minha? 192. Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg\u2019s crystal.<\/b><\/p>\n 193. I\u2019m no rooster but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you.<\/p>\n 194. Gostas de barulho? Se sim, posso fazer-te gritar e implorar por mais.<\/p>\n 195. \u00c9s o Flappy Bird? Porque eu podia tocar-te toda a noite.<\/p>\n 196. Trabalha para a UPS? Podia jurar que o vi a verificar a minha encomenda.<\/p>\n 197. What\u2019s the speed limit of sex? [What?] 68. Because at 69, YOU have to turn around!<\/p>\n 198. Podes tocar na minha se eu puder tocar na tua com a minha.<\/p>\n 199. Lembra-te: Para ti, eu sou virgem.<\/p>\n 200. Faz\u00ea-lo em locais proibidos excita-o tanto como a mim? 202. Qual \u00e9 a fantasia mais perversa que tens sobre mim e queres torn\u00e1-la realidade?<\/b><\/p>\n 203. Chama-me folhas porque devias estar a fazer-me um broche.<\/p>\n 204. I just popped a Viagra. So we\u2019ve got about thirty minutes or less to get back to your place.<\/p>\n 205. Gostarias de experimentar um beijo australiano? \u00c9 como um beijo franc\u00eas, mas l\u00e1 em baixo.<\/p>\n 206. Preferes fazer sexting ou falar mal <\/a> por telefone?<\/p>\n 207. I\u2019d treat you like a snowstorm; give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.<\/p>\n 208. I\u2019m like a Rubik\u2019s Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get!<\/p>\n 209. \u00c9s um trampolim? Porque eu quero saltar em cima de ti.<\/p>\n 210. As long as I have a face, you\u2019ll have a place to sit. 212. Remember my name, because you\u2019ll be screaming it later.<\/p>\n 213. What\u2019s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don\u2019t have a Ferrari.<\/p>\n 214. Porqu\u00ea pagar um suti\u00e3 caro quando eu teria todo o gosto em segurar as suas mamas o dia todo de gra\u00e7a?<\/p>\n 215. Pizza \u00e9 a minha segunda coisa favorita para comer na cama.<\/p>\n 216. Se tivesses de escolher uma posi\u00e7\u00e3o para o resto da tua vida, qual escolherias?<\/p>\n 217. A \u00fanica raz\u00e3o pela qual eu te expulsaria da cama seria para fazer amor contigo no ch\u00e3o.<\/p>\n 218. Your place or mine? Tell you what, I\u2019ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.<\/b><\/p>\n 219. O que \u00e9 que me queres fazer esta noite?<\/p>\n 220. I love my bed but I\u2019d rather be in yours. 222. Ol\u00e1, queres ter os meus filhos? [N\u00e3o] Est\u00e1 bem, ent\u00e3o podemos s\u00f3 praticar?<\/p>\n 223. Trabalha na Subway? Porque acabou de me dar um footlong.<\/p>\n 224. Qual \u00e9 o seu quarto de dormir lista de desejos <\/a> ? Quero saber todos os pormenores sujos.<\/p>\n 225. I\u2019m afraid of the dark\u2026 Will you sleep with me tonight?<\/p>\n There’s something utterly badass about freaky pick up lines that not everyone dares to use. I have enormous respect for those who have their own style and don’t give a damn about what others will think of them<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u00c9s uma dessas pessoas? Tem a coragem de usar as frases de engate mais estranhas com algu\u00e9m? <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n Se sim, por favor, delicie-se! <\/b><\/p>\n 226. I hope you have a sewing machine, \u2018cause I\u2019m gonna tear dat ass up.<\/p>\n 227. I spent way too much money on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don\u2019t need it after all.<\/p>\n 228. Se f\u00f4ssemos ambos esquilos, deixavas-me partir uma noz no teu buraco?<\/p>\n 229. Deves ser a Medusa porque me d\u00e1s tes\u00e3o.<\/p>\n 230. Baby, I\u2019m like a firefighter; I find \u2019em hot and leave \u2019em wet! 232. My dick\u2019s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?<\/p>\n 233. Brrr! As minhas m\u00e3os est\u00e3o frias. Posso mant\u00ea-las entre as tuas mamas para ficarem quentes?<\/p>\n 234. Em que posso ser-vos \u00fatil esta noite?<\/b><\/p>\n 235. Se eu fosse um rob\u00f4 e tu tamb\u00e9m fosses um, se eu perdesse um parafuso, davas-me um parafuso?<\/p>\n 236. Yeah, I\u2019m an asshole but will that stop me from getting in yours?<\/p>\n 237. Hey, let\u2019s play farmers. You be the land and I\u2019ll be the one planting the seed.<\/p>\n 238. Is your name Dora? Because I\u2019ll let you explore my manhood.<\/p>\n 239. Queres que eu v\u00e1 de comando?<\/p>\n 240. I hope you\u2019re a plumber, \u2018cause you got my pipe leaking. 242. Se eu fosse uma melancia, cuspias ou engolias a minha semente?<\/p>\n 243. Playing doctor is childish! Forget that! Let\u2019s play gynecologist.<\/p>\n 244. Da pr\u00f3xima vez que eu for \u00e0s compras contigo, podes esgueirar-te para o provador comigo?<\/b><\/p>\n 245. I think my allergies are getting worse, \u2018cause every time you\u2019re around, my dick swells up.<\/p>\n 246. Deixemos que apenas o l\u00e1tex se interponha entre o nosso amor.<\/p>\n 247. Importa-se de me enviar um mensagem sexy<\/a> ou uma fotografia sensual de si pr\u00f3prio?<\/p>\n 248. Walk up to a female and look at her crotch, then look at her face, back to crotch, back to face and say, \u201cAre you gonna eat that?\u201d<\/p>\n 249. \u00c9s um le\u00e3o-marinho? Porque eu posso ver o teu le\u00e3o marinho na minha cama esta noite.<\/p>\n 250. Queres que eu v\u00e1 esta noite? 252. Se chegasses a casa esta noite e me encontrasses deitada nua no teu sof\u00e1, o que farias?<\/b><\/p>\n 253. Estou com uma grande dor de cabe\u00e7a. Ouvi dizer que a melhor cura para as dores de cabe\u00e7a \u00e9 o sexo. Que tal ajudares-me, irmos l\u00e1 para cima e tentarmos arranjar um rem\u00e9dio?<\/p>\n 254. Vem c\u00e1 muitas vezes ou espera at\u00e9 chegar a casa?<\/p>\n 255. De que parte de mim sentes mais falta neste momento?<\/p>\n 256. That outfit looks great on you\u2026 but you know what? So would I.<\/p>\n 257. Why wouldn\u2019t you throw a surprise for your roommate and not go home tonight?<\/p>\n 258. Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses\u2014one leg over each ear.<\/p>\n 259. Se eu atirar uma moeda ao ar, quais s\u00e3o as minhas hip\u00f3teses de obter cara?<\/p>\n 260. Se s\u00f3 nos restassem trinta minutos juntos neste planeta, o que \u00e9 que far\u00edamos? 262. I\u2019m a gynecologist at Doctors Without Borders. How long has it been since your last check-up?<\/b><\/p>\n 263. Desculpem, estou quase a masturbar-me e precisava de um nome para acompanhar a cara.<\/p>\n 264. Lavas as tuas cuecas com Windex? Porque eu consigo ver-me nelas.<\/p>\n 265. If you\u2019re feeling stressed, how would you like me to help you relax?<\/p>\n 266. Are you my co-pilot \u2018Cause I\u2019ma take you to the cockpit.<\/p>\n 267. Essas cal\u00e7as s\u00e3o da Guess? Porque adivinha quem quer estar dentro delas?!<\/p>\n 268. J\u00e1 que vos levantei o moral, que tal levantarem a vossa camisa?<\/p>\n 269. Gostarias de me amarrar e fazer o que quiseres comigo esta noite?<\/p>\n 270. Don\u2019t ever change. Just get naked. 272. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven\u2019t been in my pants yet!<\/b><\/p>\n 273. O meu p\u00e9nis \u00e9 como um dicion\u00e1rio; queres que te d\u00ea um tiro na cabe\u00e7a?<\/p>\n 274. Como te sentirias se passasses a noite nua comigo, a falar mal, mas sem te tocares durante uma hora inteira?<\/p>\n 275. Do you like chocolate? \u2018Cause you\u2019re gonna \u2018choke a lot\u2019 on this dick.<\/p>\n 276. Desculpe, mas d\u00e1 a cabe\u00e7a a estranhos? (Resposta: N\u00e3o) Bem, ent\u00e3o permita-me que me apresente.<\/p>\n 277. Pode dizer-me a que horas abrem as pernas, por favor?<\/p>\n 278. Pensar em mim faz-te ficar molhado?<\/p>\n 279. Esse vestido ficaria \u00f3timo no ch\u00e3o do meu quarto!<\/b><\/p>\n 280. Babe, do you need to get your protein levels up? Because I\u2019d gladly put my meat inside you.<\/p>\n 282. Quero derreter-me na tua boca, n\u00e3o na tua m\u00e3o.<\/p>\n 283. You are so selfish! You\u2019re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.<\/p>\n 284. My couch pulls out but I don\u2019t.<\/p>\n 285. Se f\u00f4ssemos jogar esta noite, em que \u00e9 que gostaria mais de me ver?<\/p>\n 286. Est\u00e1s a marcar o rabo? Porque eu juro que esse rabo est\u00e1 a ligar-me.<\/p>\n 287. Se disseres que vens para casa comigo, juro que te poupo de todas as frases de engate porcas que conhe\u00e7o.<\/b><\/p>\n 288. You\u2019re so hot even my zipper is a cair por si<\/a>.<\/p>\n 289. Se a tua perna direita fosse o Natal e a esquerda a P\u00e1scoa, deixavas-me vir jantar entre os feriados?<\/p>\n 290. If we weren\u2019t in a public place at the moment, you have absolutely no idea what I would do to you. 292. Damn, I\u2019m so hungry for you. If you don\u2019t come now, I\u2019ll call 911 and tell them that it\u2019s an emergency.<\/p>\n 293. Does your name start with \u201cC\u201d because I can \u201cC\u201d us getting down. (DODANO)<\/b><\/p>\n Let’s be honest. Social media and dating app profiles require so much time and devotion if you want to present yourself in the desired way. <\/p>\n Desde as fotografias de perfil \u00e0s legendas (para n\u00e3o falar dos filtros), \u00e9 preciso pensar em todos os pormenores, o que por vezes pode ser muito cansativo.<\/p>\n Well, that’s where dirty pick up lines come to the rescue! How? By sending him or her one of these pick up lines, you’ll let them know what’s exactly going on in your mind.<\/p>\n Enviar uma destas frases de engate demora apenas um segundo, mas o seu efeito pode durar muito mais tempo. (Mais tempo do que possas pensar.) <\/b><\/p>\n 294. You better stop looking at me that way or I won\u2019t be responsible for what happens next!<\/p>\n 295. Aposto que ningu\u00e9m \u00e0 nossa volta sabe o qu\u00e3o fant\u00e1stico \u00e9 o amante <\/a> tu \u00e9s.<\/p>\n 296. Do you want to do something you\u2019ve never done before? Something naughty and nasty for instance?<\/p>\n 297. I\u2019ve been a bad girl\/boy, and I think it\u2019s time for you to punish me for that.<\/p>\n 298. I want to give you the best oral sex you\u2019ve ever had\u2026 and I want to do it now!<\/p>\n 299. My body can\u2019t wait a second longer for you to come here. I need you NOW!<\/p>\n 300. Is it your birthday? Because icing isn\u2019t the only thing I\u2019ll be smearing all over face your face tonight. 302. So, come back to my place and if you don\u2019t like it, I swear I\u2019ll give you a full refund.<\/b><\/p>\n 303. Sabes como \u00e9 que o teu cabelo ficava mesmo bem? No meu colo.<\/p>\n 304. Couro ou renda?<\/p>\n 305. Let\u2019s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.<\/p>\n 306. Vem c\u00e1 ou a minha pila vai come\u00e7ar a CUMMINAR por ti!<\/p>\n 307. Ser\u00e1 que vou ter sorte esta noite?<\/p>\n 308. I\u2019ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.<\/p>\n 309. Tens algum italiano dentro de ti? Gostarias de ter um pouco?<\/p>\n 310. Precisas de algo para calar essa tua boca grande! 312. Tell me and be honest, what is the one thing you can\u2019t resist and it gets you wet instantly?<\/p>\n 313. What\u2019s the biggest moving muscle in a woman\u2019s body? My penis!<\/p>\n 314. Se eu dissesse que tens um corpo bonito, ias guardar isso contra mim?<\/p>\n 315. You need directions?\u2026Well first you gotta take this D-tour.<\/p>\n 316. Hey sweetheart, let\u2019s play house; you can be the door and I\u2019ll slam you all night long!<\/p>\n 317. Est\u00e1s t\u00e3o quente. Deves ser tu que est\u00e1s a causar o aquecimento global.<\/p>\n 318. I\u2019m scared of you getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?<\/p>\n 319. Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I\u2019ll throw you my meat.<\/p>\n 320. Qual \u00e9 a tua parte do dia preferida para fazer sexo? Posso ir visitar-te algures por essa altura?<\/b> 322. Let\u2019s play Barbie. I\u2019ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.<\/p>\n 323. You don\u2019t like to have sex while you are on your period? That\u2019s OK but I just want you to know that I don\u2019t mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.<\/p>\n 324. O licor n\u00e3o \u00e9 a \u00fanica coisa dif\u00edcil por aqui.<\/p>\n 325. What are your thoughts on threesomes? I am thinking you + me \u2013 the third person would be just perfect.<\/p>\n 326. A ideia de foder um completo estranho excita-te?<\/p>\n 327. Is your name osteoporosis? Because you\u2019re giving me a serious bone condition.<\/p>\n 328. The word for tonight is \u2018legs\u2019. Let\u2019s go back to my place and spread the word?<\/b><\/p>\n 329. A que horas \u00e9 que sai? Posso ver?<\/p>\n 330. Hi, my name is Milk. I\u2019ll do your body good. 332. Are you a button? \u2018Cause I\u2019d tap that.<\/p>\n 333. So you\u2019re not into casual sex? Fine, I\u2019ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.<\/p>\n 334. Do you handle chickens? Because you look like you\u2019d be good with cocks.<\/p>\n 335. What\u2019s the most awkward moment that you got aroused?<\/p>\n 336. Let\u2019s play carpenter. First we\u2019ll get hammered, then I\u2019ll nail you.<\/p>\n Est\u00e1 pronto para algumas frases de engate marotas que t\u00eam o poder de ofuscar at\u00e9 a mais suja das mentes? E eu achei que sim!<\/p>\n Estas frases de engate MUITO sujas podem n\u00e3o ser adequadas para todas as ocasi\u00f5es. Al\u00e9m disso, \u00e9 necess\u00e1rio saber o momento certo para as utilizar.<\/p>\n Please, don’t go overly dirty on uma rapariga t\u00edmida <\/a> \/ou algu\u00e9m que pare\u00e7a reservado. D\u00ea-lhes algum tempo para se descontra\u00edrem e depois pode sentir-se \u00e0 vontade para mostrar as suas capacidades de linhas de engate. <\/p>\n Choose the right one and you’ll make them laugh. Choose the wrong one and you might want to try again next time. <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n 337. Tens borrachas em tua casa ou tenho de sair?<\/p>\n 338. This will sound weird but I couldn\u2019t stop myself from thinking about you and me together, close and steamy last night. I play it over and over in my mind and to be honest, I don\u2019t want to stop.<\/p>\n 339. Desculpe, mas a minha l\u00edngua tem um sabor estranho para si?<\/p>\n 340. Qual \u00e9 a coisa mais org\u00e1smica que eu poderia fazer contigo? 342. Quero que sejas a rapariga que me tira a virgindade.<\/p>\n 343. I\u2019m imagining your hands on my body\u2026 your mouth on my body\u2026 and finally, your body on mine.<\/p>\n 344. O que \u00e9 que tem 132 dentes e det\u00e9m o Incr\u00edvel Hulk? O meu fecho.<\/p>\n 345. O meu professor de guitarra diz que o meu dedilhado \u00e9 bom, especialmente na corda G.<\/b><\/p>\n 346. We\u2019re like hot chocolate and marshmallows\u2026 You\u2019re hot and I wanna be on top of you.<\/p>\n 347. I don\u2019t get it how it happens every time but every time I think about you licking my nipples, my legs get weak.<\/p>\n 348. \u00c9s parente do Dr\u00e1cula? Porque parecia ter um pouco de sede quando estava a olhar para mim.<\/p>\n 349. Girl, is your ass a library book? \u2018Cause I can\u2019t stop checking it out.<\/p>\n 350. Wanna go on an \u2018ate\u2019 with me? I\u2019ll give you the \u2018D\u2019 later. 352. You\u2019re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!<\/b><\/p>\n 353. \u00c9s das Filipinas? Porque eu quero que o Phil te use o meu p\u00e9nis.<\/p>\n 354. Aposto que os teus mamilos s\u00e3o cor-de-rosa. Posso dar uma olhadela?<\/p>\n 355. Deitem-se no sof\u00e1 e finjam que as vossas pernas se odeiam.<\/p>\n 356. Bet I can touch your belly button\u2026 from the inside.<\/p>\n 357. Gostas de carne de pato? Ent\u00e3o baixe-se aqui e coma um pouco de carne.<\/p>\n 358. Prefere fazer amor <\/a> ou dar uma rapidinha?<\/p>\n 369. Having sex is a lot like golf. I\u2019m always happy when I get a hole in one.<\/p>\n 360. Do you like ramen noodles? \u2018Cause I\u2019ll be rammin\u2019 my noodle in you later.<\/b> 362. Quer poupar \u00e1gua tomando banho em conjunto?<\/p>\n 363. Are you spaghetti? \u2018Cause I want you to meat my balls.<\/p>\n 364. Eu fico excitado quando os teus dedos dan\u00e7am no meu ch\u00e3o molhado.<\/p>\n 365. Como \u00e9 que gosta dos seus ovos? Escalfados, mexidos ou fertilizados?<\/p>\n 366. Querida, eu durei mais do que um l\u00e1pis de cera branco.<\/p>\n If there’s one thing we can never get enough of, it is freaky pick up lines. If this entire list was all about these lines, we would still desire more of them.<\/p>\n Gosto tanto deles que criei a sua receita:<\/p>\n Linhas de engate hilariantes + Linhas de engate sujas = LINHAS DE ENGARRAFAMENTO INCR\u00cdVEIS<\/b><\/p>\n Est\u00e1s pronto para mergulhar no mar das aberra\u00e7\u00f5es sujas? Claro que sim! <\/b><\/p>\n 367. You remind me of the movie \u2018Scarface\u2019 cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.<\/p>\n 368. They call me the delivery man, \u2018cause I always come in the back door.<\/p>\n 369. Sabes o que \u00e9 que pisca os olhos e se enrosca como um tigre? [N\u00e3o] (Pisca o olho).<\/p>\n 370. Sit on my face and I\u2019ll eat my way to your heart. 372. (Excuse me, do you have the time?) \u201cYes, do you have the energy?\u201d<\/p>\n 373. I\u2019m a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with you.<\/b><\/p>\n 374. Wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe? I\u2019ll shove a Tic Tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O\u2019s in a row.<\/p>\n 375. Gosto do meu caf\u00e9 como gosto das minhas mulheres com creme.<\/p>\n 376. Vens aqui muitas vezes?<\/p>\n 377. Quero p\u00f4r a minha coisa na tua coisa.<\/p>\n 378. (At the office copy machine) \u201cReproducing, eh? Can I help?\u201d<\/p>\n 379. My dick is like catnip, it\u2019ll make a cougar like you go wild.<\/p>\n 380. Let\u2019s go to my place and do the things I\u2019ll tell everyone we did anyway.<\/b> 382. Hi, I\u2019m a burglar\u2026 and I\u2019m gonna smash your back door in!<\/p>\n 383. Visualize a sua melhor experi\u00eancia sexual. Agora, permite-me que eu supere isso.<\/p>\n 384. Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn\u2019t call you after?<\/p>\n 385. How do you feel when I\u2019m near you?<\/p>\n 386. Toma esta flor antes que eu tome a tua.<\/p>\n 387. Sei de uma \u00f3ptima maneira de queimar as calorias dessa bebida.<\/p>\n 388. Tens um telefone no teu bolso de tr\u00e1s? Porque o teu rabo est\u00e1 a chamar-me.<\/b><\/p>\n 389. Ol\u00e1, querida, preferes com glac\u00e9 ou com creme?<\/p>\n 390. Am I on an episode of Fixer Upper? Because I\u2019ve never seen hardwood like that in real life. 392. Your ass looks nice; does it need servicing? \u2018Cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.<\/p>\n 393. O meu m\u00e9dico disse-me que tenho uma defici\u00eancia de vitamina D. Queres ir a minha casa e salvar-me?<\/p>\n 394. Tenho saudades do meu ursinho de peluche. Queres dormir comigo?<\/b><\/p>\n 395. Do you like SeaWorld? Because you\u2019re about to be in my splash zone.<\/p>\n 396. Foste muito maroto. Vai para o meu quarto!<\/p>\n 397. \u00c9s uma amostra de supermercado? Porque eu quero provar-te uma e outra vez sem qualquer vergonha.<\/p>\n 398. Hey girl, do you wanna dance? \u2018Cause you make my testicles do the Macarena.<\/p>\n 399. Queres ouvir a frase de engate porca mais curta de sempre? (Sim) Strip!<\/p>\n 400. Dizem que beijar <\/a> \u00e9 a linguagem do amor, por isso importa-se de iniciar uma conversa comigo?<\/p>\n Se passou por toda esta lista de frases de engate obscenas para ela e para ele, deve ter percebido do que eu estava a falar na parte introdut\u00f3ria deste artigo.<\/span><\/p>\n Alguns deles <\/span>fazer rir a sua paix\u00e3o<\/span><\/a> e <\/span>elogiar o seu sentido de humor<\/span><\/a> and some will make the other person think you don\u2019t quite have it all together and they will ignore you.<\/span><\/p>\n Acreditamos que lhe oferecemos uma gama bastante vasta de linhas que pode utilizar em todos os tipos de situa\u00e7\u00f5es, <\/span>de <\/b>mensagens de sexting para ele<\/b><\/a> de manh\u00e3, b\u00eabado <\/b>chamadas para sexo<\/b><\/a> \u00e0 noite ou, simplesmente, as boas e velhas situa\u00e7\u00f5es de ser tolo.<\/b><\/p>\n Em suma, espero que se tenha divertido a ler este artigo e que tenha feito alguns dos seus amigos rirem-se tamb\u00e9m e, se o melhor cen\u00e1rio acontecer e algumas destas frases de engate sujas funcionarem realmente, pode agradecer-me mais tarde por n\u00e3o ter dormido sozinho esta noite.<\/span><\/p>\n Are you in search of dirty pick up lines for her or even some sexy pick up lines for him? Search no more \u2018cause you came to the right place. This is the ultimate list of all the dirtiest pick up lines we could find. Proceed with caution and pick the ones you might use…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":69407,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/400-Dirty-Pick-Up-Lines-The-Ultimate-List.jpg",800,530,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36151\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}As melhores frases de engate sujas <\/h2>\n
![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/woman-kissing-man-in-the-bed.jpg\")
<\/p>\n![\"jovem](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/young-couple-smiling-on-bed.jpg\")
11. Estou a trabalhar, mas preferia estar na cama contigo. Agora mesmo.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas para as raparigas usarem nos rapazes <\/h2>\n
![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-mans-arm.jpg\")
21. Os pensamentos que tinha sobre ti eram t\u00e3o sujos e quentes que tive de tomar um longo duche frio.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas para ele <\/h2>\n
![\"homem](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/man-typing-on-his-phone-at-home.jpg\")
31. Como \u00e9 que classificaria o meu rabo sexy numa escala de 1 a 10?<\/p>\nAs melhores frases de engate sujas para o Tinder <\/h2>\n
![\"casal](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-cuddling-in-bedroom.jpg\")
41. Deitado na cama e aborrecido. Quem me dera que estivesses aqui para jogar Simon Says comigo.<\/p>\n![\"Mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Beautiful-woman-talking-on-the-phone-walking-on-street.jpg\")
51. Tenho de ser honesto; sempre que te vejo, os meus joelhos fraquejam, o meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o salta uma batida e quero puxar-te para perto de mim e fazer-te todo o tipo de coisas sujas e doces.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas que as mulheres e os homens sedutores usam<\/h2>\n
![\"fotografia](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/close-up-photo-of-elevator-push-buttons.jpg\")
Quer tornar-se um profissional da sedu\u00e7\u00e3o? Bem, nesse caso, precisa de aprender as palavras-chave que t\u00eam o poder de seduzir qualquer homem <\/a> ou mulher por a\u00ed.<\/p>\n![\"pepino](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/green-cucumber-and-measuring-tape.jpg\")
76. Desculpe incomod\u00e1-la, mas gostaria de ter um orgasmo estimulado oralmente?<\/p>\n![\"assistente](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/flight-attendant-standing-between-passenger-seat.jpg\")
86. Diz \u00e0s tuas mamas para pararem de olhar para os meus olhos.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas para dizer a uma rapariga no Tinder <\/h2>\n
![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-black-panties-and-whtie-top.jpg\")
When it comes to dating apps, I’ve noticed that the majority of guys like to overdo it. They don’t send one or a few pick up lines, but they send tons of them and, of course, scare the girl. <\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas que os v\u00e3o deixar loucos<\/h2>\n
![\"fotografia](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/photography-of-man-and-woman-resting.jpg\")
111. Mi\u00fada, queres ficar por cima? Calma, senta-te em cima de mim.<\/p>\n![\"casal](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/romantic-couple-kissing.jpg\")
121. I would tell you a joke about my penis but it\u2019s too long!<\/p>\n![\"pessoa](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-yellow-and-red-ball-toys.jpg\")
131. Is there any chance you are an archaeologist? Because I\u2019ve got a bone for you to examine.<\/p>\n![\"sushi](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/sushi-on-white-ceramic-plate.jpg\")
141. Onde \u00e9 que gosta mais de ser tocado?<\/p>\nLinhas de engate engra\u00e7adas <\/h2>\n
![\"livro](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/opened-book-on-persons-lap-with-gray-socks.jpg\")
151. Esqueci-me do meu broche em tua casa, posso ir l\u00e1 busc\u00e1-lo?<\/p>\n![\"uma](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-black-ace-and-king-spades-playing-cards-on-poker-table.jpg\")
161. Are you an early hominid? Because I\u2019ve got a Homo erectus right now.<\/p>\n![\"pimentos](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/green-chili-peppers-on-brown-soil.jpg\")
171. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable\u2026 Like your vagina.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas para dizer a ele ou a ela <\/h2>\n
![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-eating-ice-cream.jpg\")
181. Rosas ou margaridas? Agora j\u00e1 sei que flores vou p\u00f4r no teu caix\u00e3o quando matar aquele maricas.<\/p>\n![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-red-lace-dress-lying-on-bed.jpg\")
191. I\u2019ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.<\/p>\n![\"foto](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/photo-of-empty-street-during-daytime.jpg\")
201. Gostas de cerejas? Se n\u00e3o, posso ficar com as tuas?<\/p>\n![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-sitting-on-black-leather-surface-close-up-photography.jpg\")
211. Posso pedir-vos a vossa m\u00e3o emprestada durante cinco a sete minutos?<\/b><\/p>\n![\"casal](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-lying-at-bed.jpg\")
221. Do you like kids? \u2018Cause I\u2019m about to make your mouth a daycare.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate esquisitas que podem valer-lhe uma bofetada<\/h2>\n
![\"homem](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/man-wearing-harness-near-black-jackets.jpg\")
231. \u00c9 arquiteto? Porque eu quero-o na equipa para a minha pr\u00f3xima ere\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n![\"torneira](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/gray-stainless-steel-faucet.jpg\")
241. Do you work at Build-A-Bear? Because I\u2019d stuff you.<\/p>\n![\"pessoa](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/unknown-person-standing-indoors.jpg\")
251. Fumas erva? Porque a erva \u00e9 gira para n\u00f3s.<\/p>\n![\"pessoa](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-analog-watch.jpg\")
261. Ent\u00e3o, quais s\u00e3o as hip\u00f3teses de os meus tomates te baterem no rabo esta noite?<\/p>\n![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-red-dress-lying-on-bed.jpg\")
271. Consigo ver o futuro e sim, consigo ver-nos claramente a dar uma queca.<\/p>\n![\"p\u00e3o](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/brown-bread-with-white-cream.jpg\")
281. Sorri se quiseres fazer sexo comigo.<\/p>\n![\"Mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-white-and-pink-floral-dress-standing-on-white-floor-tiles.jpg\")
291. I was wondering about what are your plans after work\u2026because I need a dose of you ASAP.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate sujas para homens e mulheres <\/h2>\n
![\"bolo](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/brown-and-white-cake-with-orange-fruits-on-top.jpg\")
301. Acredita que \u00e9 uma rapariga marota? Se sim, desafio-te a prov\u00e1-lo.<\/p>\n![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-with-red-lipstick-holding-white-and-black-star-ornament.jpg\")
311. I\u2019ll show you my tan lines if you\u2019ll show me yours.<\/b><\/p>\n![\"Fotografia](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Grayscale-photography-of-a-man-and-woman-kissing.jpg\")
321. Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch penis; I\u2019d never short-change myself like that!<\/p>\n![\"bloco](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/sugar-block-dropped-on-white-cup-with-milk.jpg\")
331.There are plenty of fish in the sea but you\u2019re the only one I\u2019d like to catch and swim with in my bed.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate muito sujas <\/h2>\n
![\"uma](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-holding-sliced-ham-in-white-ceramic-plate.jpg\")
341. FYI, I\u2019ll be wearing only perfume tonight\u2026<\/p>\n![\"casal](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/couple-kissing-in-bedroom.jpg\")
351. Great dress. Too bad I\u2019ll have to rip it apart.<\/p>\n![\"colher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/stainless-steel-spoon-and-chopsticks.jpg\")
361. You got the three things that I want in a woman\u2014big nips, hips and lips.<\/p>\nLinhas de engate esquisitas<\/h2>\n
![\"pessoa](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/person-wearing-blue-denim-bottoms-standing.jpg\")
371. A beleza \u00e9 apenas superficial; uma pila enorme \u00e9 muito mais profunda.<\/p>\n![\"casal](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/smiling-couple-enjoying-in-coffe-at-cafe.jpg\")
381. Quer fazer algo que rima com cami\u00e3o?<\/p>\n![\"mulher](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/woman-in-black-dress-sitting-on-bench.jpg\")
391. (Usar o dedo indicador para chamar algu\u00e9m e depois dizer) Fiz-te vir com um dedo, imagina o que posso fazer com a minha m\u00e3o inteira.<\/p>\n“Go Dirty Or Go Home!” <\/h2>\n
![\"400](\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/400-Dirty-Pick-Up-Lines-The-Ultimate-List-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\")
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