{"id":36867,"date":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T10:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=36867"},"modified":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T07:48:45","slug":"os-problemas-de-uma-rapariga-que-nao-e-definitivamente-uma-pessoa-matinal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/os-problemas-de-uma-rapariga-que-nao-e-definitivamente-uma-pessoa-matinal\/","title":{"rendered":"Os problemas de uma rapariga que n\u00e3o \u00e9 definitivamente uma \"pessoa matinal\""},"content":{"rendered":"

Nunca consegui apanhar pessoas que acordam cedo e adoram. Normalmente, elas t\u00eam um sorriso enorme no rosto enquanto eu ainda estou meio a dormir e s\u00f3 me apetece perguntar-lhes, \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want to say, \u201cI don\u2019t see what so good about it,\u201d<\/em> mas eu suprimo o meu sarcasmo <\/a>porque no fundo eu sei que n\u00e3o somos todos iguais. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por mais horas de sono que tenha, quando tenho de me levantar cedo, faltam-me sempre aqueles 5 minutos (horas) extra para ter o descanso e o sono de beleza de que preciso. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you are anything like me, you will definitely relate to all the struggles that someone who is not a \u201cmorning person\u201d faces: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Coloca 5 alarmes no seu telem\u00f3vel para o acordar e adia cada um deles. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. Altera o som do teu despertador para sons de palmas. Para obter todo o reconhecimento. Merece-o por ter acordado cedo. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. A ideia de acordar cedo n\u00e3o o deixa dormir. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4.. Quando nos levantamos da cama, apetece-nos voltar a cair. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Gosta de fazer uma longa sess\u00e3o de alongamentos de manh\u00e3 enquanto amaldi\u00e7oa a vida por estar acordado. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Your SO, roommate, or parent is too scared to wake you up because they never know how you\u2019ll react. Plus, its really hard work. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Everyone keeps asking you \u201cWhat is wrong\u201d and \u201cAre you sick?\u201d when they see your morning look. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. It\u2019s not about going to bed early, no matter how much time you spent sleeping and dreaming, you can never get enough. <\/strong>
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9. Calculou ao minuto a hora exacta em que pode dormir at\u00e9 mais tarde sem se atrasar.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. Apesar dos seus c\u00e1lculos minuciosos, continua a chegar sempre atrasado. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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11. It\u2019s not just mornings, you are late after your afternoon naps too. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. You don\u2019t feel like saying “Good morning” back to people who say it to you. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. N\u00e3o \u00e9s respons\u00e1vel pelos teus actos at\u00e9 tomares o teu caf\u00e9 da manh\u00e3. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. A cafe\u00edna \u00e9 o teu <\/strong>medicamento de elei\u00e7\u00e3o<\/strong><\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. Quer que todo o seu trabalho e outras obriga\u00e7\u00f5es sejam \u00e0 tarde, porque dormir at\u00e9 ao meio-dia \u00e9 o n\u00famero 1 da sua lista de desejos. 1 na tua lista de desejos. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. O corretor \u00e9 um item obrigat\u00f3rio no seu kit de maquilhagem, porque aquelas bolsas debaixo dos olhos s\u00e3o assustadoras. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. You\u2019ve accepted the fact that you will never be a happy and energized morning person and you are more than okay with that. <\/strong>
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I could never get people who wake up early and love it. The usually wear huge smiles on their faces while I am still half asleep and I just feel like asking them, \u201cAre you high or something?\u201d When they say, \u201cGood morning,\u201d all cheery because they had a good night sleep, I really want…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":36871,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29619],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories-love"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29619,"label":"stories"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/shutterstock_334068161.jpg",800,510,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Tara Brown","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/tara-brown\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29619,"name":"stories","slug":"stories-love","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29619,"taxonomy":"category","description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","parent":38,"count":424,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29619,"category_count":424,"category_description":"To all the souls struggling with complicated love experiences: These heartfelt stories about love, heartbreak, and moving on will be your voice of wisdom.","cat_name":"stories","category_nicename":"stories-love","category_parent":38}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36867\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}