{"id":36902,"date":"2020-08-21T07:22:52","date_gmt":"2020-08-21T07:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=36902"},"modified":"2022-03-11T19:14:34","modified_gmt":"2022-03-11T19:14:34","slug":"154-frases-de-engate-de-quimica-para-impressionar-mulheres-inteligentes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/154-frases-de-engate-de-quimica-para-impressionar-mulheres-inteligentes\/","title":{"rendered":"154 frases de engate de qu\u00edmica para impressionar mulheres inteligentes"},"content":{"rendered":"

You\u2019ve met an intelligent woman who doesn\u2019t fall for the classic frases de engate foleiras<\/a> que funcionam quase sempre?<\/p>\r\n

But no, she\u2019s not the easy type; there is much more effort that needs to be invested to sweep her off her feet.<\/p>\r\n

So instead of scrolling in panic for the usual sweet talk almost every woman falls for, you\u2019re forced to dig a bit deeper.<\/p>\r\n

Os homens n\u00e3o costumam usar muitas palavras, por isso n\u00e3o h\u00e1 nada de errado em tentar encontrar as palavras para exprimir exatamente o que sente.<\/p>\r\n

Everyone needs a bit of help every now and then, and that\u2019s where our good old friend Google comes to the rescue \u2013 btw\u2026 thank you, Google!  <\/p>\r\n

You\u2019re forced to look for sciency stuff \u2013 like chemistry frases de engate<\/a>, for example \u2013 something that will make you look smart and smooth when approaching the nerdy girl. I know, nerdy is the new hot!<\/p>\r\n

Aqueles que ainda est\u00e3o presos \u00e0 era antiga considerar\u00e3o estes produtos como uma qu\u00edmica fraca frases de engate<\/a>mas as tend\u00eancias mudaram, o inteligente e o nerd est\u00e3o na moda!<\/p>\r\n

So, let\u2019s start listing!<\/p>\r\n

154 qu\u00edmica frases de engate<\/strong><\/h2>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.<\/p>\r\n

2. De acordo com a Segunda Lei da Termodin\u00e2mica, \u00e9 suposto partilhares a tua sensualidade comigo.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

3. Os alunos do Chem fazem-no periodicamente na mesa.<\/p>\r\n

4. I wish your name was Avogadro\u2026 Then I would already know your number.<\/p>\r\n

5. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.<\/p>\r\n

6. \u00c9s uma amostra de carbono? Porque eu quero datar-te.<\/p>\r\n

7. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!<\/p>\r\n

8. We’ve got great chemistry, let’s do some biology.<\/p>\r\n

9. \u00c9s uma part\u00edcula n\u00e3o vol\u00e1til? Porque aumentas o meu ponto de ebuli\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\r\n

10. You must be a positive ion, and I’m a negative ion\u2026 because I feel an attraction between us.<\/p>\r\n

11. Deves ser feito de ur\u00e2nio e iodo porque tudo o que consigo ver \u00e9 o U e o I juntos.<\/p>\r\n

12. Est\u00e1s cheio de Ber\u00edlio, Ouro e Tit\u00e2nio? Porque tu \u00e9s Be-Au-Ti-Ful.<\/p>\r\n

13. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.<\/p>\r\n

14. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.<\/p>\r\n

15. \u00c9s o meu Ap\u00eandice, porque tenho um pressentimento que te devia matar.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

16. You’re hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.<\/p>\r\n

17. \u00c9s feito de cobre? Porque eu Cu numa rela\u00e7\u00e3o comigo.<\/p>\r\n

18. Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second\u2026 Mind if I join in?<\/p>\r\n

19. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.<\/p>\r\n

20. Are you on the periodic table? ‘Cause you are SODIUM fine.<\/p>\r\n

21. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.<\/p>\r\n

22. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.<\/p>\r\n

23. Babe, deves ser um neur\u00f3nio, porque tens um potencial de a\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\r\n

24. You must be auxin because you\u2019re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.<\/p>\r\n

25. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium\u2026 It looks like you’re made of it.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

26. Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!<\/p>\r\n

27. Querida, se deixares o teu \u00e1cido reagir com a minha base, podes contar com 100 MOLES da minha \u00e1gua e do meu sal.<\/p>\r\n

28. Ei, querida, um pouco mais de \u00e1lcool catalisaria esta rea\u00e7\u00e3o?<\/p>\r\n

29. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.<\/p>\r\n

30. Baby, stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

31. Deves ser bicarbonato de c\u00e1lcio, porque se me deixares molhar-te, a rea\u00e7\u00e3o ser\u00e1 explosiva.<\/p>\r\n

32. Is it getting hot in here\u2026 Or is it just our bond that’s forming?<\/p>\r\n

33. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.<\/p>\r\n

34. Querida, tu d\u00e1s aos meus electr\u00f5es uma carga positiva.<\/p>\r\n

35. Querida, cada vez que te vejo, o meu sistema cardiovascular fica todo excitado.<\/p>\r\n

36. Que tal voltarmos para a minha casa e formarmos uma liga\u00e7\u00e3o covalente?<\/p>\r\n

37. Quem me dera ser adenina para poder fazer par com o U.<\/p>\r\n

38. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.<\/p>\r\n

39. Do you know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy.”<\/p>\r\n

40. If you were an element, you’d be Francium\u2026 Because you’re the most attractive.<\/p>\r\n

41. O teu corpo deve ser feito de oxig\u00e9nio e n\u00e9on porque tu \u00e9s o ONe.<\/p>\r\n

42. Querida, se me deixasses bombear os meus i\u00f5es H+ para o teu espa\u00e7o intermembranar, isso induziria uma enorme mudan\u00e7a conformacional no meu complexo f1.<\/p>\r\n

43. My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some “electron density.”<\/p>\r\n

44. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

45. Deves ser cloro porque est\u00e1s a polarizar a minha liga\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

46. Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.<\/p>\r\n

47. Pareces-me t\u00e3o familiar, tivemos aulas juntos? Podia jurar que t\u00ednhamos qu\u00edmica.<\/p>\r\n

48. Voc\u00eas s\u00e3o quanta de fot\u00f5es para o meu eletr\u00e3o de val\u00eancia porque me excitam para um n\u00edvel de energia mais elevado.<\/p>\r\n

49. Baby, we’ve got chemistry together\u2026 next period.<\/p>\r\n

50. You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor meltdown.<\/p>\r\n

51. Queres encontrar-te comigo para que eu possa estimular a tua frequ\u00eancia natural?<\/p>\r\n

52. My favorite attractive force is Van der Waals force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.<\/p>\r\n

53. Posso ser o fasor do seu eletr\u00e3o e lev\u00e1-lo a um estado excitado?<\/p>\r\n

54. You\u2019re so cute, you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)<\/p>\r\n

55. Do you like Science? \u2018Cause tonight you\u2019re gonna sample my DNA.<\/p>\r\n

56. Are you chloroplast, cause you’d be good on my stem.<\/p>\r\n

57. O teu laborat\u00f3rio ou o meu?<\/p>\r\n

58. When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.<\/p>\r\n

59. Quer testar a constante de mola do meu colch\u00e3o?<\/p>\r\n

60. You’re such a perfect arrangement of atoms.<\/p>\r\n

\"estudantes<\/p>\r\n

61. Girl, are you a charged atom? Because I’ve got my ion you.<\/p>\r\n

62. Let’s meet up\u2026 You bring your beaker, and I’ll bring my stirring rod.<\/p>\r\n

63. Let’s find our volume combinado<\/a> deslocando o l\u00edquido do meu colch\u00e3o de \u00e1gua.<\/p>\r\n

64. A rapariga deu-me sulfureto de ars\u00e9nico, por isso rasguei o AsS.<\/p>\r\n

65. Agora devo ser um diamante porque acabaste de me dar uma dureza de 10.<\/p>\r\n

66. You must be a good benzene ring\u2026 Because you’re pleasantly aromatic.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

67. Tu \u00e9s o HCl para o meu NaOH. Com o nosso doce amor, poder\u00edamos fazer um oceano juntos.<\/p>\r\n

68. Posso p\u00f4r o meu Bunsen no teu buraco de ar?<\/p>\r\n

69. Baby, you’ve definitely got potential. My place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic.<\/p>\r\n

70. Que tal escorregarmos entre os meus len\u00e7\u00f3is de pregas beta e tu conheceres a minha alfa-h\u00e9lice?<\/p>\r\n

71. Quero agarrar-me a ti como se fosse glicose.<\/p>\r\n

72. Ei, queres fazer um t\u00fanel qu\u00e2ntico de alta energia esta noite?<\/p>\r\n

73. When you and I get together, it’s like a superposition of 2 waves in phase.<\/p>\r\n

74. Gostas de ci\u00eancia? Porque eu LABo-te!<\/p>\r\n

75. Acabei de comprar um kit de modelo molecular, quero jogar com o meu stick e bolas?<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

76. Querida, deves ser feita de pedra mica porque tens um decote perfeito.<\/p>\r\n

77. Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?<\/p>\r\n

78. I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.<\/p>\r\n

79. Deves ser parente de Alfred Nobel, porque, querida, \u00e9s dinamite!<\/p>\r\n

80. You must be the acid to my litmus paper\u2026 Because every time I meet you, I turn bright red.<\/p>\r\n

81. Pode dizer-me o estado de oxida\u00e7\u00e3o deste \u00e1tomo e a sua n\u00famero de telefone<\/a>?<\/p>\r\n

82. Quem me dera ser um i\u00e3o para poder formar uma liga\u00e7\u00e3o exot\u00e9rmica contigo.<\/p>\r\n

83. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?<\/p>\r\n\r\n

84. My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.<\/p>\r\n

85. I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.<\/p>\r\n

86. You know\u2026 it’s not the length of the vector that counts\u2026 it’s how you apply the force.<\/p>\r\n

87. Se eu fosse um ret\u00edculo endoplasm\u00e1tico, como \u00e9 que me queriam: liso ou rugoso?<\/p>\r\n

88. Se a minha perna direita \u00e9 a parede celular e a esquerda a membrana, queres ser o citoplasma?<\/p>\r\n

89. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar\u2026<\/p>\r\n

90. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

91. It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m gonna make you sweat.<\/p>\r\n

92. A minha s\u00fabita e prolongada arritmia card\u00edaca diz-me que te amo.<\/p>\r\n

93. U + I = 145, o ur\u00e2nio \u00e9 92 e o iodo \u00e9 53, porque temos qu\u00edmica.<\/p>\r\n

94. Esse vestido ficaria melhor se acelerasse em dire\u00e7\u00e3o ao ch\u00e3o a 9,8 m\/s\/s.<\/p>\r\n

95. Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It’s nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.<\/p>\r\n

96. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.<\/p>\r\n

97. Voc\u00ea e eu sofrer\u00edamos uma rea\u00e7\u00e3o mais energ\u00e9tica do que o pot\u00e1ssio e a \u00e1gua.<\/p>\r\n

98. Ei, menina bonita, os cientistas ainda est\u00e3o a tentar encontrar uma raz\u00e3o para a sua incr\u00edvel beleza. O que \u00e9 que lhes hei-de dizer?<\/p>\r\n

99. \u00c9s como um prot\u00e3o no meu n\u00facleo. Sem ti, eu nunca mais seria o mesmo.<\/p>\r\n

100. A minha psiquiatra mandou-me fazer uma resson\u00e2ncia magn\u00e9tica porque acha que tenho uma personalidade magn\u00e9tica.<\/p>\r\n

101. You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and together we’ll light up the world.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

102. Que tal fazermos como a F\u00f3rmula da Mudan\u00e7a de Base, contigo em baixo e eu em cima?<\/p>\r\n

103. Deves ser uma c\u00e9lula, porque o meu ADN est\u00e1 todo em ti.<\/p>\r\n

104. Ei, querida, se eu fornecer a tens\u00e3o e tu uma pequena resist\u00eancia, imagina a corrente que podemos fazer juntos. (V=IR => (V\/R)=I)<\/p>\r\n

105. Hey, baby, let’s figure out the torque of your mass on my rod.  <\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

106. Your PH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.<\/p>\r\n

107. Baby girl, are you jet fuel? Cause you’re melting me away.<\/p>\r\n

108. You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge\u2026 Wanna flux?<\/p>\r\n

109. Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.<\/p>\r\n

110. Our relationship is like cesium\u2026 explosive.<\/p>\r\n

111. If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.<\/p>\r\n

112. O meu elemento preferido \u00e9 o ur\u00e2nio porque adoro o U.<\/p>\r\n

113. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.<\/p>\r\n

114. Desculpe, perdeu um eletr\u00e3o? Porque \u00e9s positivamente atraente!<\/p>\r\n

115. Posso bombardear a vossa singularidade com o meu foguet\u00e3o at\u00e9 \u00e0 supernova?<\/p>\r\n

116. Ei, querida, queres trocar os n\u00fameros de oxida\u00e7\u00e3o?<\/p>\r\n

117. Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!<\/p>\r\n

118. Hey cutie, let’s get together some time since we both have unpaired electrons.<\/p>\r\n

119. Os campos de dire\u00e7\u00e3o do meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o apontam todos para ti.<\/p>\r\n

120. You are the Higgs boson of my life\u2026 because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n\r\n

121. Hello\u2026 I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature.<\/p>\r\n

122. I believe you and I could prove the “Lock and Key” model later tonight.<\/p>\r\n

123. Baby, let\u2019s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.<\/p>\r\n

124. Pareces mais doce do que 3.14.<\/p>\r\n

125. If I was a plant, you’d make my roots extend.<\/p>\r\n

126. Deves ser a raiz quadrada de menos 1 porque n\u00e3o h\u00e1 maneira de seres real.<\/p>\r\n

127. Querida, deves ser um cod\u00e3o de arranque porque me est\u00e1s a excitar.<\/p>\r\n

128. I\u2019m hung like a Foucault pendulum.<\/p>\r\n

129. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.<\/p>\r\n

130. Conhe\u00e7o centenas de d\u00edgitos Pi, mas o que quero mesmo saber s\u00e3o os 7 d\u00edgitos do seu n\u00famero de telefone.<\/p>\r\n

131. If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you.<\/p>\r\n

132. Se eu fosse um v\u00edrus, infetar-te-ia com o meu amor.<\/p>\r\n

133. O seu corpo produz energia transformando \u00e1gua em eletricidade? Que raio.<\/p>\r\n

134. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot magma.<\/p>\r\n

135. If you go out with me, I promise I won\u2019t take you for granite.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

136. Ol\u00e1 beb\u00e9, queres formar um zigoto?<\/p>\r\n

137. Nem mesmo a escala Kelvin poderia medir o qu\u00e3o quente eu penso que tu \u00e9s.<\/p>\r\n

138. I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.<\/p>\r\n

139. Eu sou um qu\u00edmico. Queres que eu fa\u00e7a uma experi\u00eancia contigo?<\/p>\r\n

140. Se eu pudesse programar o universo, alocava-nos a n\u00f3s em blocos de mem\u00f3ria cont\u00edguos.<\/p>\r\n

RELACIONADO: Linhas de engate para os olhos: 130 exemplos que funcionam como um encanto<\/a><\/p>\r\n

141. Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn\u2019t just a theory?<\/p>\r\n\r\n

142. If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning.<\/p>\r\n

143. You\u2019re sweeter than fructose.<\/p>\r\n

144. I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.<\/p>\r\n

145. Aumentas os meus n\u00edveis de dopamina.<\/p>\r\n

\"\"<\/p>\r\n

146. Did you know math is just like sex? First, you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there’s a 50% chance that you will multiply.<\/p>\r\n

147. Let\u2019s exchange genetic information.<\/p>\r\n

148. Baby, I’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!<\/p>\r\n

149. Se eu dissesse que tem um anticorpo monoclonal, acusava-me disso?<\/p>\r\n

150. Que tal palmitoilares a minha prote\u00edna, para que eu a possa introduzir na tua jangada lip\u00eddica.<\/p>\r\n

151. There is so much energy flowing between us, it\u2019s like we are a galvanic cell.<\/p>\r\n

152. Adoraria encontrar a tua integral e entrar debaixo dessas tuas curvas.<\/p>\r\n

153. Why don\u2019t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.<\/p>\r\n

154. Os vossos \u00e2ngulos devem ser inferiores a 90 graus porque acho que s\u00e3o muito agudos.<\/p>\r\n

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