{"id":56970,"date":"2020-04-06T21:03:17","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T21:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=56970"},"modified":"2022-06-22T23:10:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-22T23:10:12","slug":"130-biografias-engracadas-no-tinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/130-biografias-engracadas-no-tinder\/","title":{"rendered":"130 biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder que voc\u00ea vai querer passar o dedo (ou roubar)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00c0 procura de <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? N\u00e3o procure mais, mas prepare-se para <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Encontros online<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> has become the most popular way of meeting new people and at the same time, it&#8217;s one of the biggest sources of pure fun! And one of those ultra-fun <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">aplica\u00e7\u00f5es de encontros<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00e9 o Tinder!&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">If you&#8217;re already using it, you probably know how things function there but if you&#8217;re on this <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">site de encontros<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> para o <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primeira vez<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, here&#8217;s a short intro: <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Voc\u00ea <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a esquerda<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> se quiser rejeitar uma determinada pessoa ou <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> if you want to show an interest in matching. (Don&#8217;t worry, you do this anonymously.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And if the same person also swipes right on you, then you&#8217;re a match and you can start chatting!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58492 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com batom vermelho a usar o smartphone na cama\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-smartphone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Para aqueles que j\u00e1 est\u00e3o familiarizados com o funcionamento do Tinder, pe\u00e7o desculpa por esta pequena digress\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Assim, podemos dizer que <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Perfis do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> work on the principle of catching people\u2019s attention with either your <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">foto de perfil<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, uma pequena biografia ou interesses comuns.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Dizem que uma imagem vale mais do que mil palavras, mas uma <\/b><b>biografia engra\u00e7ada do Tinder<\/b><b> vale ainda mais!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Num mar de Tinder <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">perfis de encontros<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, os que t\u00eam um <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/life\/10-razoes-pelas-quais-o-sentido-de-humor-e-a-melhor-qualidade-que-se-pode-ter\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sentido de humor<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> s\u00e3o sempre inestim\u00e1veis e <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizamento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e, sem pensar muito, a escolha de um caminho \u00e9 natural para n\u00f3s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In case you&#8217;re wondering why, just imagine the most boring bio in the world, something like this: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hello, I&#8217;m Samantha\/Robert and in my free time, I enjoy <\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">longas caminhadas<\/span><\/i><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e cozinhar.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58493 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street.jpg\" alt=\"mulher em frente a um estore verde\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-the-street-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Agora imagine como seria sair ou ir a um <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primeiro encontro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> com algu\u00e9m assim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ficamos imediatamente com a impress\u00e3o de que a pessoa n\u00e3o \u00e9 realmente divertida e, de acordo com a sua biografia aborrecida, colocamo-la numa categoria chamada pessoas aborrecidas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Este tipo de biografias pode ser um enorme <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">desativa\u00e7\u00e3o<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> a algumas potenciais correspond\u00eancias, pelo que \u00e9 melhor evit\u00e1-las.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Quer que um potencial parceiro se ria imediatamente depois de ver a sua <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografia engra\u00e7ada do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> porque isso classifica-o como uma pessoa divertida, descontra\u00edda e que n\u00e3o se leva demasiado a s\u00e9rio.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And who wouldn&#8217;t want to <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e sair com algu\u00e9m assim?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58496 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com colar a tocar no cabelo e a sorrir\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-smiling-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It&#8217;s in our nature to be drawn to people who can give us a good laugh, either with a hilarious pic or a <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">biografia engra\u00e7ada<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> porque rir significa divers\u00e3o e rir \u00e9 o que faz <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/encontros-online-como-detetar-o-perigo\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">encontros em linha<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00f3timo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So, yeah, we should keep that one in mind. After all, it&#8217;s not a coincidence that <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Utilizadores do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> com <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">perfis hilariantes do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> s\u00e3o os que <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">TEND\u00caNCIA<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Their \u2018<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sobre mim<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2019 sections are funny, witty and most importantly, they are great <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">iniciadores de conversa<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Uma coisa \u00e9 certa, o seguinte <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">perfis engra\u00e7ados do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> v\u00e3o fazer-te morrer a rir! E vai querer deslizar para a direita sobre eles ou roub\u00e1-los (ou pode fazer as duas coisas).&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>BIOGRAFIAS ENGRA\u00c7ADAS NO TINDER<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56989 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table.jpg\" alt=\"iphone preto numa superf\u00edcie azul\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/smartphone-on-table-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Estes <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">exemplos de biografias engra\u00e7adas<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> n\u00e3o s\u00f3 o far\u00e3o rir, como tamb\u00e9m ser\u00e3o uma \u00f3ptima inspira\u00e7\u00e3o para inventar as suas pr\u00f3prias <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/biografia-de-uma-palavra-para-o-instagram\/\">ideias biol\u00f3gicas<\/a>!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Para que seja mais f\u00e1cil navegar por todas estas <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As biografias mais engra\u00e7adas do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">dividi-os nas sec\u00e7\u00f5es seguintes:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder<\/b><b> Para raparigas&nbsp;<\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder<\/b><b> Para homens<\/b><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>Biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder<\/b><b> Para rapazes e raparigas<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(So, let&#8217;s get the party started!)<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Biografias engra\u00e7adas para raparigas no Tinder<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56978 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone.jpg\" alt=\"mulher sentada numa cadeira em frente a uma mesa enquanto segura o telem\u00f3vel\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-with-phone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. &#8220;I\u2019m grown but not grown, grown. Which means I know how to ride a d*ck but I\u2019m still not sure how taxes work.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. &#8220;Spitters are quitters.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">3. &#8220;Let\u2019s have a who\u2019s better in bed contest. I\u2019m hoping to be a sore loser.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">4. &#8220;Today I learned the average person has eight different sexual partners in their lifetime. Today I also learned I am a whore.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5. &#8220;Literally just want a shag, why else would I have Tinder and my first picture be me in a bikini.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6. &#8220;I\u2019ve got fake tits and a fake personality. But who cares because let\u2019s be honest, you\u2019re gonna <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> cos I\u2019m fit.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">7. &#8220;My superpower is that I don\u2019t have a gag reflex. At first, when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">8. &#8220;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">M\u00e9nage \u00e0 trois<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">? No thanks\u2026 If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I\u2019d have dinner with my parents.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57942 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com \u00f3culos de sol pretos em frente a um graffiti\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/woman-outdoor-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">9. &#8220;Don\u2019t ask me to \u2018send some pics\u2019. Take me out on a date, buy me some food and try to get me naked at the end like a f*cking gentleman.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">10. &#8220;500 characters isn\u2019t really enough to demonstrate my wit and intelligence so just look at my banging cleavage for now.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">11. &#8220;Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I am a fly cutie I can be like, \u2018Excuse me but do you know where a vet is because I\u2019ve got some SICK PUPPIES?\u2019 and then I\u2019ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they\u2019ll blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs and my sense of humor.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">12. &#8220;If you want a whore, give me $2; if you want a queen, you\u2019ve come to the wrong place.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">13. &#8220;Carefully written, fact-checked essay in the streets, unmoderated comments section in the sheets.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58501 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de camisola e meias deitada na cama\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-on-bed-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">14. &#8220;I\u2019m just going to answer the question for you: yes, they are real.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">15. &#8220;Your parents will love me but your neighbors won\u2019t.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">16. &#8220;Have \u2018W\u2019 tattooed on both ass cheeks so when I bend over naked, people say wow.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">17. &#8220;Carolina V 2.0 Tinder Edition updates:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; minor bug fixes<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; improved selection algorithm<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; new pictures (bikini pic added)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; performance enhancements: summer tan<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; multilingual support.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">18. &#8220;I\u2019m all of like two feet tall. Hope you like <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/friendship\/11-razoes-pelas-quais-precisas-absolutamente-de-um-melhor-amigo-sarcastico\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sarcasmo<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and being insulted. If you\u2019re wondering why I\u2019m so funny, it\u2019s because I used to be fat.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">19. &#8220;I\u2019m here to take exams and suck di*k. And I\u2019ve already failed all my exams sooooo.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56984 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar.jpg\" alt=\"Jovem rapariga a beber caf\u00e9 e a utilizar o iphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/girl-in-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">20. &#8220;You can use me to get to my mom.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">21. &#8220;Let\u2019s be honest; I\u2019m on Tinder and my first picture is of me in a bikini. I\u2019m not looking for a relationship or a friend.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">22. &#8220;I\u2019m on Tinder to make friends the same way I\u2019m on Pornhub to see the plumber repair the sink.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">23. &#8220;I\u2019m counting on your standards being lower than mine.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Uma simples sinopse de mim pr\u00f3prio:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Daddy issues<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Rapidly declining <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/life\/50-citacoes-inspiradoras-sobre-a-autoestima-para-aumentar-a-confianca-no-dia-a-dia\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">autoestima<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Overly possessive and jealous<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Drama queen<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8211; Gold-digger.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">24. &#8220;I\u2019ll have your friends hating me while I control every aspect of your life. What are you waiting for?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">25. &#8220;If you can eat more McDonald\u2019s cheeseburgers than me then I\u2019ll suck your d*ck.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58507 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de bralette azul com \u00f3culos de sol\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-sunglasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/entertainment\/legendas-para-instagram-800-citacoes-mais-epicas-para-as-suas-fotografias\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Legendas para Instagram: 800+ cita\u00e7\u00f5es mais \u00e9picas para as suas fotos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">26. &#8220;Half-Filipino, Half-German, Physics major. I like laughing, dogs, lots of food, beer, outdoor activities and adventures. My fairy tale prince is somebody who is tall, nice and is willing to be roofied and anally penetrated by the second date. I can be a handful, topped with sarcasm and sprinkles of bullshit.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">27. &#8220;I have no emotional attachment to sex.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">28. &#8220;2nd year psychology student, so I\u2019ll get in your head before giving you head. Love partying and outdoorsy stuff. Gymnast, so I\u2019m flexible (draw your own conclusions).&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">29. &#8220;Reasons to <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and wife me&#8230;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 1. N\u00e3o tenho reflexo de v\u00f3mito<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 2. Proporcionar prazer sexual sempre que solicitado<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 3. Gosto de limpar<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 4. Posso cozinhar refei\u00e7\u00f5es adaptadas \u00e0s vossas necessidades alimentares<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 5. Don\u2019t ask questions unless \u2018Are you hungry?\u2019 or, \u2018Can I sit on it?\u2019<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 6. When you\u2019re out with mates, I won\u2019t call or text unless it\u2019s dirty <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> ou pedidos de jantar<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 7. I\u2019ll wake you up by performing oral sex<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 8. A minha prioridade n\u00ba. 1 \u00e9 a sua felicidade e o seu bem-estar<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 9. Falar apenas quando lhe dirigem a palavra<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 10. Eu engulo<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30. &#8220;If you can\u2019t handle me at my worst, then leave because I don\u2019t have a best. I\u2019m always awful.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58515 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de top branco a tocar no cabelo\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-standing-on-grass-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">31. &#8220;Just your typical docile, subservient oriental girl wanting to help quell a white boy\u2019s yellow fever.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">32. &#8220;I know men only think with their penises but I\u2019m not afraid to blow your mind.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">33. &#8220;Our relationship should be like a Nintendo 64\u2013classic, fun to spend hours with and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">34. &#8220;If you like protein shakes and getting caught at the gym, if you\u2019re not into CrossFit, if you have half a brain, if you like making gains at midnight, while curling in the squat rack, I\u2019m the love that you\u2019ve looked for, message me and be swole m8.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">35. &#8220;It\u2019s Tinder, let\u2019s be real, you just want my tits.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58527 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de cabelo ruivo a rir-se ao ar livre\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-laughing-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">36. &#8220;I don\u2019t know who you are. I don\u2019t know what you want. If you are looking for a relationship. I can tell you I don\u2019t have money. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long sexual career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a esquerda<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> now that\u2019ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will f**k you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">37. &#8220;I hunt, fish, critique porn and thoroughly enjoy getting stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. I can nail an arrow in the back of your skull at over 100 yards. I can cook like Martha and swallow like Kim K. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">38. &#8220;Let\u2019s recreate The Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my butthole. PS: all I eat is mozzarella sticks, Doritos and di*k.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58528 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest.jpg\" alt=\"mulher com chap\u00e9u preto a sorrir na floresta\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-in-forest-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">39. &#8220;I\u2019m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">40. &#8220;Don\u2019t judge me on my age. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts and call me mine. I\u2019ll make you food so wife me up.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">41. &#8220;I\u2019ve learned that men have two emotions: hungry and horny\u2026 If I see you without an erection, I\u2019ll make you a sandwich.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">42. &#8220;Looking for a guy who will pick me over beer.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">43. &#8220;I just want some 80\u2019s movie romance. That\u2019s it. I swear I\u2019m not that hard to please. Just be John Cusack outside my window with a boombox.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">44. &#8220;Gag reflex as absent as my father figure.&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/entertainment\/legendas-de-comida-176-melhores-legendas-de-comida-para-o-seu-instagram\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Legendas de comida - 176 melhores legendas de comida para o seu Instagram<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58529 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk.jpg\" alt=\"mulher sentada no passeio com um smartphone na m\u00e3o e a sorrir \" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-sitting-on-sidewalk-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">45. &#8220;I\u2019m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him if he\u2019s going to eat the rest of that pizza.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">46. &#8220;Kinda girl you would take home to your mom but would blow you on the way there.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">47. &#8220;If you\u2019re good, I\u2019ll send nudes.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">48. &#8220;Current relationship status: <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Made dinner for two. Ate both.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">49. &#8220;My nickname is Gillette because I\u2019m the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">50. &#8220;I\u2019ll make you dessert; if you don\u2019t like it, there is always me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58530 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de cabelo ombre com olhos azuis\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/portrait-of-woman-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">51. &#8220;The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I\u2019m singing Fergalicious and it\u2019s at the part where she says, \u2018I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness, he\u2019s my witness,\u2019 I can point to him and he\u2019ll do the little, \u2018wooOOH\u2019 part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it\u2019s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">52. &#8220;Tessticles (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">haha that\u2019s Tinder gold!<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">). Espelho <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, rig shots and roid monkeys need not apply.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">53. &#8220;I can\u2019t afford a vibrator, so here we are.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">54. &#8220;Horseback rider. Dog owner. Photographer. Aspiring gym rat. If your dog is cute, I\u2019ll probably look through your photos twice and I\u2019ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">55. &#8220;I\u2019d like to cover you in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut butter allergy killed me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58531 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses.jpg\" alt=\"rapariga com dois p\u00e3ezinhos de cabelo e \u00f3culos\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/girl-holding-glasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">56. &#8220;I just wanna make out, cuddle in baggy clothes while watching movies and I dunno, maybe put my hand down your pants\u2026 It\u2019s whatever\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">57. &#8220;A kiss makes my whole day but anal makes my hole weak.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">58. &#8220;On our <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/horoscope\/como-conquista-lo-no-primeiro-encontro-com-base-no-seu-signo-do-zodiaco\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primeiro encontro<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I will carve our initials into a tree. It\u2019s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">59. &#8220;Hi, I\u2019m here for a boring time. I\u2019m looking for a long-term relationship, probably involving a lot of hard work and hardly any sex. I\u2019m emotional, stubborn and always right. I like to pick the movies and if you don\u2019t let me, I\u2019ll tell everyone you beat me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">60. &#8220;There\u2019s red wine girls and white wine girls. Say hi to the whiskey girl.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<b><\/b><\/p>\n<h3>Biografias engra\u00e7adas para homens no Tinder<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56980 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone.jpg\" alt=\"homem com rel\u00f3gio a utilizar o telem\u00f3vel\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-with-phone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">61.&nbsp; &#8220;I work for the government so you know I\u2019ll f**k you hard.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">62.&nbsp; &#8220;My perfect date? I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bees. We get there to find out half-price doesn\u2019t start until 9. You offer to wait but I say it\u2019s fine. We get our food. I say you look pretty. \u2018What?\u2019 I say I\u2019m kinda chilly. You agree. I offer to go to the movies but you are tired\/have to do laundry. I take you home and awkwardly hug you in your driveway. I go home and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tweet<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> about finding true love. I get two favorites and a reply calling me a \u2018fagit\u2019. The perfect date.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">63. &#8220;Things you need to know <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sobre mim<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. First off, if we go out, you\u2019re paying. Not just for me but for my wife if she shows up. And she\u2019s a drinker. Sex isn\u2019t guaranteed after that. If I\u2019m interested, I\u2019ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren\u2019t shallow. A plus if you wear my mom\u2019s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left. I\u2019m 6ft&amp;4inches. Those are 2 measurements.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58534 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1.jpg\" alt=\"homem sorridente com um p\u00f3lo vermelho\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-smiling-1-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">64. &#8220;Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence. Because if she doesn\u2019t have that, she\u2019s mine.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">65. &#8220;I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day, looking to make that 301.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">66. &#8220;Medium-small penis. Extra-large personality.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">67. &#8220;I\u2019m the puppy. You can also find me on Sniffr (it\u2019s like Tinder but for dogs).&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">68. &#8220;English<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Um comediante terr\u00edvel<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">6ft \u2013 perfect big spoon<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bom cozinheiro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Amante de animais<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vencedor de um concurso de beleza no Monop\u00f3lio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Propriet\u00e1rio do ve\u00edculo<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Bom assobiador<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Frequentador de gin\u00e1sio<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aranha assassina<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Disney World regular<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">O melhor cabelo do meu local de trabalho<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dois c\u00e3es num fato humano<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018A perfect gentleman\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1 Star: \u2018Stop asking me for a review you weirdo\u2019 \u2013 Anonymous Tinder woman<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5 Stars: \u2018So sweet\u2019 \u2013 Mark\u2019s mum.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57950 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor.jpg\" alt=\"homem com uma t-shirt castanha de gola em V numa floresta\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-outdoor-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">69. &#8220;Sooo you\u2019re looking for \u2018the one\u2019 huh? You\u2019ll find him\u2026 but you\u2019ll be so sexually starved when you do that you\u2019ll fu*k him on the <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primeiro encontro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, he will lose interest, the sweet texts will stop and you\u2019ll be all alone with your pizza rolls <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">deslizamento<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> left and right again while he dates someone who\u2019s challenging enough to keep his interest for longer than a weekend.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We can break that cycle \u2013 together.<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I will save you. I will fu*k you so you don\u2019t fu*k it up with Mr. Right. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Deslizar para a direita<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> for a hero!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">70. &#8220;I have an AMD graphics card, so you can say I\u2019m used to things getting hot quickly. I\u2019ll definitely get you to POST.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">71. &#8220;I\u2019m not good at taking off bras so don\u2019t worry, I won\u2019t ask you for casual sex.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">72. &#8220;Two things I don\u2019t fuck with: rattlesnakes and condoms.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58537 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses.jpg\" alt=\"homem de casaco preto com fecho de correr e \u00f3culos de sol\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-sunglasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">73. &#8220;You could be my future ex-wife.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">74. &#8220;I\u2019ll treat you like a Disney princess on the streets and a porn princess between the sheets.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">75. &#8220;To the girls over 30: I\u2019m an anaesthesiologist looking to start a family. To the girls under 30: I\u2019m hung and breed Labrador pups.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">76. &#8220;I asked my yoga teacher if she could teach me to do the splits, she said, \u2018How flexible are you?\u2019 I said, \u2018I can\u2019t do Tuesdays.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">77. &#8220;Recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn\u2019t like how I take my coffee. I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Without other people\u2019s di*k in it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58546 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard.jpg\" alt=\"homem de casaco azul com fecho de correr junto a uma parede branca\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-with-beard-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">78. &#8220;I\u2019m looking for a girl who is super mean. She also has to be really <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/15-caracteristicas-que-definem-uma-namorada-pegajosa\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pegajoso<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e ciumento. Prefiro mulheres que falem muito sobre o seu ex e que adorem a sua beleza. Nos meus tempos livres, gosto de despir a camisola e de fazer <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. I\u2019m super in shape thanks to my strict diet of Mountain Dew and Twizzlers. We\u2019re a Twizzler family, Red Vines have no place in my home. I work nights fighting crime. I\u2019m not saying I\u2019m Batman but I am saying no one has seen the Riddler in Austin, Texas.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">79. &#8220;Hello Ladies,<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn\u2019t me but if he stopped leaving his bio blank and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You\u2019re on Tinder with the man of your dreams. What\u2019s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It\u2019s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything\u2019s possible when you match me on Tinder.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56986 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar.jpg\" alt=\"homem a sorrir enquanto segura um smartphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-at-bar-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">80. &#8220;Have you ever said, \u2018F**k the police,\u2019? Well now\u2019s your chance.&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/life\/250-biografias-de-instagram-inspiradoras-e-giras-para-todas-as-raparigas\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">250 biografias de Instagram inspiradoras e giras para todas as raparigas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">81. &#8220;73% gentleman. 27% rogue.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">82. \u201cI am a rocket scientist. I\u2019ve appeared on the cover of GQ \u2013 twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I\u2019m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping Mai Tais\u2026 shaken, not stirred. Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good Mai Tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. Message me for more straight talk and I\u2019ll send you FB links, photos of science fair trophies and much MUCH more\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">83. &#8220;Taller than you in heels. Love positive people, quirks, good wine, Italian food, tense movies, live music, decadence. Open to most things but let\u2019s start with a casual date.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58550 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor.jpg\" alt=\"homem de casaco de ganga azul com bot\u00f5es ao ar livre\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-outdoor-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">84. &#8220;Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">85. &#8220;I\u2019m actually looking for the one girl who dislikes to laugh and hates good music. Bonus points if you dislike the outdoors. If I ever find myself face to face with a Tinder then I\u2019m likely in trouble so drop the camera and GET HELP! I\u2019m 6\u20191 so please be taller than me in heels.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">86. &#8220;Everyone deserves a chance, so do I.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">87. &#8220;If our conversations don\u2019t bang, neither will our genitals.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">88. &#8220;Don\u2019t know why Tinder thinks I\u2019m 18. I\u2019m actually 30.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">89. \u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Netflix<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and chill? More like intense intellectual conversation and then rough sex.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">90. &#8220;One like you have never had before.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-57952 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall.jpg\" alt=\"homem com casaco de ganga azul junto a uma superf\u00edcie cor de laranja\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/man-near-wall-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">91. &#8220;Just doing this because my girlfriend did. She said it doesn\u2019t mean anything. Message the shit out of me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">92. &#8220;Two reasons to date me:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1. Because you\u2019d be the good-looking one<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2. Please.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">93. &#8220;Hit me up with 1 for a cheesy <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">linha de engate<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, 2 for a dad joke.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">94. &#8220;So here\u2019s how this will go:<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019ll exchange punny <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">frases de engate<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019ll make small talk, you will mention the puppy<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pretty sure it\u2019ll get <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">sedutor<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Eventually, you\u2019ll send me your number<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Arriscando tudo, convido-te para sair e tu dizes que sim<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I wasn\u2019t expecting to get this far<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Good chance we\u2019ll get drunk at a party or bar<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ei, queres escolher o que acontece a seguir?<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then go and read the first letter of each line.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58553 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing.jpg\" alt=\"homem com \u00f3culos de sol pretos e a rir\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-laughing-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">95. &#8220;I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">96. &#8220;I like <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">longas caminhadas<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I\u2019m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy\u2019s parking lot.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">97. &#8220;If you say nothing that means it\u2019s a yes.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">98. &#8220;For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop taking my mom to costume parties.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">99. &#8220;Honestly, I\u2019m just here looking for my parents. They disappeared one night a few years ago and I heard I might be able to find them here. Please contact me if you have any pertinent information.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">100.&#8221;Last time I was someone\u2019s type I was donating blood.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ver tamb\u00e9m: <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/melhores-abridores-do-tinder\/\">200 melhores abridores do Tinder + dicas para criar o seu pr\u00f3prio<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>Biografias engra\u00e7adas do Tinder para rapazes e raparigas<\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-56982 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people.jpg\" alt=\"tr\u00eas homens e uma mulher a rir durante o dia\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/group-of-people-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">101. &#8220;I\u2019m here to avoid friends on Facebook.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">102. &#8220;I\u2019m [Your Name] and I cuddle at a level that should require a paid subscription.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">103. &#8220;Looking for someone to grow old with\u2026 one night older.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">104. &#8220;Likes: climbing trees, bananas, grooming, finding bugs. Hit me up if you wanna \u2018hang\u2019 out. I don\u2019t monkey around.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">105. &#8220;You gotta marry someone you know you\u2019d still be down to fuck in the laundry room real quick while the kids are downstairs watching The Lion King and ten minutes left till the dinosaur nuggets are ready to come out of the oven.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">106. &#8220;Send me an <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">emoji<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> que representa a nossa <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">primeiro encontro<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, I\u2019ll send you an <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">emoji<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> that represents our future.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">107. &#8220;I\u2019m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58624 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de camisa amarela com \u00f3culos de arma\u00e7\u00e3o preta\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/woman-with-glasses-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">108. &#8220;Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth two in the bush, I like puppies.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">109. &#8220;I don\u2019t have nightmares, I create them.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">110. &#8220;I\u2019ll be Burger King and you\u2019ll be McDonald\u2019s, I\u2019ll have it my way and you\u2019ll be loving it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">111.&#8221;I\u2019m 26. I live with my grandparents but that will hopefully change soon.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">112. &#8220;I still ride on the back of shopping carts when I shop.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">113. &#8220;I am a little freaky at times\u2026 but no one has stepped up to the plate to explore that side of me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">114. &#8220;Professional bathroom singer. Seeking a duet partner.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">115. &#8220;I\u2019m a highly motivated, controlling, <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/relationship\/se-ele-tiver-estas-10-caracteristicas-pode-ser-vitima-do-seu-abuso-narcisico\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">idiota narcisista<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> with bad grammar\u2026 Good luck.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">116. &#8220;Gym <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Tantos gin\u00e1sios <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Gin\u00e1sio sem camisa <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, t-shirt de gin\u00e1sio de corte <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, gin\u00e1sio com a camisola levantada <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, gin\u00e1sio a meio do treino <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. S\u00f3 gin\u00e1sio <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">selfies<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58627 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"homem sentado numa escada e com uma camisa branca na m\u00e3o\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-in-white-shirt-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">117. &#8220;Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 Tamagotchis. Looking for someone to take to family events so they\u2019ll stop thinking something\u2019s wrong with me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">118. &#8220;I never use this sober.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">119. &#8220;I message first. Every single time. You won\u2019t beat me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">120. &#8220;Seeking someone who looks good on the arm to take to social events!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">121. &#8220;I hope your day is as nice as my ass.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">122. &#8220;I can\u2019t wait to disappoint you sexually.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">123. &#8220;80s music brings me back to good times like when I wasn\u2019t alive.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">124. &#8220;I\u2019m here because I\u2019m too lazy to find my soulmate and my mom said that I\u2019m getting old.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58635 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone.jpg\" alt=\"homem com bon\u00e9 preto a utilizar um smartphone\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/man-holding-smartphone-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">125. &#8220;You look like my next mistake.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">126. &#8220;Leave a message after the beep.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">127. &#8220;You\u2019ll laugh, you\u2019ll cry, you\u2019ll climax.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">128. &#8220;If you\u2019re waiting for an opportune moment to talk to me\u2026 now is it.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">129. &#8220;I don\u2019t make mistakes, I just date them.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">130. &#8220;This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>LOL!<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don\u2019t know about you but I had a really good laugh re-writing these undoubtedly <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as melhores biografias do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> por isso, d\u00eaem-me um momento para recuperar o f\u00f4lego e fazer o reset.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Muito bem, para resumir tudo isto, a minha \u00faltima <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dica do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> e <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">redes sociais<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">conselhos para encontros<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> em geral seria: Rir, divertir-se, viver o momento e apimentar tudo com uma dose de <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">auto-depreciativo<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> humor! (E <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mensagens do Tinder<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> come\u00e7ar\u00e3o a chegar como e-mails de spam!)&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/life\/78-hilarious-cheese-puns-that-will-make-you-brie-your-pants\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">78 Trocadilhos hilariantes sobre queijo que o v\u00e3o fazer ficar de boca aberta<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-58651 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest.jpg\" alt=\"130 Bios engra\u00e7adas do Tinder que vai querer passar \u00e0 direita (ou roubar) Pinterest\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-Pinterest-768x1152.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for funny Tinder bios? Look no more but prepare yourself to swipe right! Online dating has become the most popular way of meeting new people and at the same time, it&#8217;s one of the biggest sources of pure fun! And one of those ultra-fun dating apps is Tinder!&nbsp; If you&#8217;re already using it, you&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":56988,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/130-Funny-Tinder-Bios-Youll-Want-To-Swipe-Right-On-Or-Steal-1.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. 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