{"id":64239,"date":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","date_gmt":"2020-04-22T17:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=64239"},"modified":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T10:04:14","slug":"45-piadas-hilariantes-sobre-marido-e-mulher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/45-piadas-hilariantes-sobre-marido-e-mulher\/","title":{"rendered":"45 piadas hilariantes sobre marido e mulher que o v\u00e3o fazer rir"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bem-vindos \u00e0 lista definitiva de <\/span>piadas de marido e mulher<\/span> que vos far\u00e1 rir em voz alta durante dias!<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s true that vida conjugal<\/a> pode ser dif\u00edcil, mas tamb\u00e9m pode ser hilariante! <\/span><\/p>\n

Todos v\u00f3s, que sois casados, j\u00e1 passastes provavelmente por muitas situa\u00e7\u00f5es dif\u00edceis, bem como por situa\u00e7\u00f5es hilariantes que tornam o casamento ainda mais emocionante.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Desde o ressonar irritante ou <\/span>lutas matrimoniais<\/span><\/a> \u00e0s circunst\u00e2ncias engra\u00e7adas do dia a dia, o casamento \u00e9 tudo menos aborrecido! <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00c9 uma fonte inesgot\u00e1vel de inspira\u00e7\u00e3o, como provam os seguintes exemplos mais engra\u00e7ados <\/span>piadas de marido e mulher<\/span> a que ningu\u00e9m pode ficar indiferente.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"O<\/p>\n

Independentemente de se tratar de um <\/span>piada limpa<\/span>, uma piada porca ou uma <\/span>piada curta<\/span>,<\/span><\/p>\n

O Senhor sabe que cada <\/span>boa piada<\/span> \u00e9 digno de cada f\u00f4lego perdido e dor de barriga de tanto rir. <\/span><\/p>\n

Tornam a nossa vida mais colorida e servem de al\u00edvio c\u00f3mico em situa\u00e7\u00f5es dif\u00edceis.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Lindos<\/p>\n

Estes <\/span>piadas engra\u00e7adas<\/span> incluir <\/span>casamento<\/span><\/a> piadas<\/span>, <\/span>piadas de casamento<\/span>piadas de anivers\u00e1rio e outras piadas relacionadas com a esposa e <\/span>piadas de marido<\/span> que s\u00e3o simplesmente hilariantes! <\/span><\/p>\n

So, instead of wasting time talking about it, let’s dive together into the humorous sea of <\/span>piadas de marido e mulher<\/span> e rimos alto at\u00e9 rebentarmos! Viva!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

PIADAS ENGRA\u00c7ADAS DE MARIDO E MULHER<\/h2>\n

1. O dedo errado<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Marido aborrecido: <\/span>Mel<\/span>porque \u00e9 que est\u00e1s a usar o teu <\/span>alian\u00e7a de casamento<\/span> no dedo errado?<\/span><\/p>\n

Mulher aborrecida: Porque casei com o homem errado! <\/span><\/p>\n

2. It’s A Computer, Not A Husband!<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Esposa: Querido, este computador n\u00e3o est\u00e1 a funcionar como eu mando.<\/span><\/p>\n

Marido: Exatamente, <\/span>querido<\/span>! It’s a computer, not a husband!! <\/span><\/p>\n

3. Gra\u00e7as a Deus!<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Um marido e uma mulher t\u00eam quatro filhos. Os tr\u00eas mais velhos s\u00e3o altos e t\u00eam cabelo louro, o mais novo \u00e9 baixo e tem cabelo castanho.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is on his deathbed and says, \u201c<\/span>Mel<\/span>, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

The wife says, \u201cI swear to all that is holy, he is your son.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Then the husband dies and the wife mutters, \u201c<\/span>Gra\u00e7as a Deus<\/span> he didn\u2019t ask about the other three.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

4. Procura-se mulher<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/span><\/p>\n

A man placed an ‘ad’ in the <\/span>classificados<\/span>: \u2018<\/span>Procura-se mulher<\/span>.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n

Dia seguinte<\/span>,<\/span> ele recebeu <\/span>cem<\/span> letters. They all said the same thing: \u2018You can have mine.\u2019 <\/span><\/p>\n

5. Uma bomba de gasolina<\/h2>\n

Quando cheguei a casa <\/span>\u00faltima noite<\/span>a minha mulher exigiu que eu a levasse a um s\u00edtio caro.<\/span><\/p>\n

Por isso, levei-a a uma bomba de gasolina.<\/span><\/p>\n

And then the fight started… <\/span><\/p>\n

6. Solteiro Vs Homem Casado<\/h2>\n

\"casal<\/p>\n

What’s the difference between a bachelor and a <\/span>homem casado<\/span><\/a>?<\/span><\/p>\n

A bachelor comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s em<\/span> o frigor\u00edfico e vai para a cama. <\/span><\/p>\n

Um homem casado<\/span> comes home, checks out what’<\/span>s em<\/span> a cama e vai ao frigor\u00edfico. <\/span><\/p>\n

7. O custo de ser casado<\/h2>\n

A <\/span>menino<\/span> asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” <\/span><\/p>\n

8. Vais contar-lhe, pai?<\/h2>\n

\"pai<\/p>\n

Enquanto brincava no quintal, <\/span>Jo\u00e3ozinho<\/span> mata uma abelha. <\/span><\/p>\n

His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No <\/span>mel<\/span> for you for one month!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.<\/span><\/p>\n

“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ela salta e pisa-o e depois olha para cima e v\u00ea <\/span>Jo\u00e3ozinho<\/span> e o marido a observ\u00e1-la.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jo\u00e3ozinho<\/span> looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”<\/span><\/p>\n

9. Um anel de diamante<\/h2>\n

\"anel<\/p>\n

P: Como \u00e9 que fa\u00e7o para que a minha mulher deixe de comprar todas estas luvas?<\/span><\/p>\n

R: Comprar-lhe um <\/span>anel de diamante<\/span>. <\/span><\/p>\n

10. Might Be The Wine Talking…<\/h2>\n

\"grupo<\/p>\n

Um casal est\u00e1 sentado na sua <\/span>sala de estar<\/span>, a beber vinho.<\/span><\/p>\n

Out of the blue, the wife says, \u201cI love you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIs that you or the wine talking?\u201d asks the husband.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s me,\u201d says the wife. \u201cTalking to the wine.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

11. A sala de estar<\/h2>\n

\"casal<\/p>\n

Mel<\/span>, achas que ganhei peso?<\/span><\/p>\n

N\u00e3o, acho que o <\/span>sala de estar<\/span> ficou mais pequeno. <\/span><\/p>\n

12. Eu Sei Tudo Sobre Isso<\/h2>\n

\"fotografia<\/p>\n

Abner\u2019s wife was lying on her deathbed. <\/span><\/p>\n

She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, \u201cI must tell you something or my soul will never know peace. <\/span><\/p>\n

I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.\u201d \u201cHush, dear,\u201d soothed Abner. \u201cI know <\/span>tudo sobre<\/span> ele. <\/span><\/p>\n

Why else have I poisoned you?\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

13. Prepara\u00e7\u00e3o do caf\u00e9<\/h2>\n

\"casal<\/h2>\n

Rec\u00e9m-casados<\/span> wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “<\/span>Querida<\/span>, why don\u2019t you brew us some coffee?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife looks confused. “But that’s your task, <\/span>mel<\/span>.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat? Why?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

“It\u2019s all over the Bible, dearest.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“The Bible says nothing about who\u2019s supposed to be brewing coffee!”<\/span><\/p>\n

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random: “See? Everywhere. Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.” <\/span><\/p>\n

14. Chupando sangue<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, \u201cDo you share the same blood group?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

O <\/span>o marido responde<\/span>, \u201cWe must by now. She\u2019s been sucking my blood for years.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

15. Excelente conselho<\/h2>\n

\"Jovem<\/p>\n

Tivemos alguns problemas e, ap\u00f3s algum tempo, decidimos optar por <\/span>aconselhamento matrimonial<\/span><\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n

E, apesar das minhas reservas iniciais, devo dizer que recebemos alguns conselhos excelentes, como o de que devo tratar a minha mulher como quando come\u00e7\u00e1mos a namorar.<\/span><\/p>\n

Assim <\/span>semana passada<\/span>,<\/span> I took her to the cinema and then I dropped her off at her parents\u2019! <\/span><\/p>\n

16. Mulher louca<\/h2>\n

Uma mulher ficou t\u00e3o zangada com o marido que lhe fez as malas e disse-lhe para se ir embora. <\/span><\/p>\n

As he walked to the door, she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”<\/span><\/p>\n

17. Um restaurante de 5 estrelas<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said, \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

His wife reminded him, \u201c<\/span>Mel<\/span>, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her husband replied, \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here, the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

18. Sabedoria paternal<\/h2>\n

Son: Dad, I\u2019ve heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn\u2019t know his wife until he marries her.<\/span><\/p>\n

Father: Son, that\u2019s true everywhere.<\/span><\/p>\n

19. Esposa perfeita<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Todos os homens querem uma mulher bonita, uma mulher inteligente, uma mulher carinhosa, uma mulher atraente e uma mulher cooperante.<\/span><\/p>\n

Infelizmente, a bigamia \u00e9 contra a lei.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>22 sinais de que \u00e9s a esposa perfeita (segundo os homens)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

20. Canhoto<\/h2>\n

\"fotografia<\/p>\n

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “<\/span>Mel<\/span>, if I died, would you get married again?”<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband said, “No sweetie.”<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

So the man said, “Okay, I would.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the man replied, “Yeah, I guess so.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”<\/span><\/p>\n

And the husband replied, “No, she’s left-handed.”<\/span><\/p>\n

21. Pergunte ao seu marido!<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Uma esposa vai para um retiro em trabalho.<\/span><\/p>\n

Quando regressa, encontra na c\u00f3moda um par de cuecas que n\u00e3o lhe pertencem.<\/span><\/p>\n

Furiosa, questiona o marido.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from. I don’t do the laundry!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Ent\u00e3o, a mulher vai ter com a empregada e questiona-a.<\/span><\/p>\n

Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know? These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties, just ask your husband!”<\/span><\/p>\n

22. O que uma mulher quer<\/h2>\n

\"Casal<\/p>\n

Os cientistas americanos descobriram finalmente o que \u00e9 que uma mulher quer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Infelizmente, ela mudou de ideias desde ent\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n

23. Celebra\u00e7\u00e3o do anivers\u00e1rio<\/h2>\n

Her: It\u2019s our anniversary, dear. How do you suggest we celebrate it?<\/span><\/p>\n

Ele: Com um minuto de sil\u00eancio?<\/span><\/p>\n

24. Um sinal de aviso<\/h2>\n

\"mar<\/p>\n

\u201cMommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBecause there\u2019s a wedding going on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBut isn\u2019t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cExactly, son.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

25. Parte do acordo<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

\u201cFancy that, Bob. I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn\u2019t speak to me for a month!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cReally?! What got her so upset?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNothing, that was part of the deal.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

26. Um Idiota<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Her: \u201cAll my friends are telling me I married an idiot!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: \u201cWhat they mean is, only an idiot would\u2019ve married you!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

27. Concordo<\/h2>\n

Discutir com a esposa \u00e9 muito parecido com tentar ler os Termos de Utiliza\u00e7\u00e3o da Internet.<\/span><\/p>\n

In the end, you just give up and go, \u201cI agree.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

28. Um convite<\/h2>\n

\"papel<\/p>\n

Ao ler uma carta \u00e0 mesa do pequeno-almo\u00e7o, a mulher olhou de repente para o marido com desconfian\u00e7a.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHenry, I\u2019ve just received a letter from my mother saying she isn\u2019t accepting our invitation to come and stay, as we don\u2019t appear to want her. <\/span><\/p>\n

What does she mean? I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own convenience. You did write, didn\u2019t you?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cEr, yes,\u201d said the husband. \u201cBut I couldn\u2019t spell \u2018convenience\u2019, so I made it \u2018risk\u2019.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

29. Cortadores de relva<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

Porque \u00e9 que os maridos s\u00e3o como os cortadores de relva?<\/span><\/p>\n

They\u2019re hard to get started, emit foul odors and don\u2019t work half the time.<\/span><\/p>\n

30. Os novos \u00f3culos<\/h2>\n

Her: “<\/span>Mel<\/span>, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Him: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Her: “True but I do.”<\/span><\/p>\n

31. Um n\u00famero errado<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Uma mulher desliga o telefone ap\u00f3s cerca de meia hora de conversa.<\/span><\/p>\n

The husband is surprised. “Wow, that was quick. Usually you women are at it for two hours at least!”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yeah, well, it was a wrong number.”<\/span><\/p>\n

32. Homem Milion\u00e1rio<\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

A woman says, \u201cI don\u2019t know what he\u2019s complaining about. I made him a millionaire!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Her friend asks, \u201cAnd what was he before?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The woman says, \u201cA billionaire.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

33. N\u00e3o!<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

Um homem senta-se num restaurante e chora. O empregado de mesa aproxima-se e pergunta o que aconteceu.<\/span><\/p>\n

The man replies: \u201cMy wife told me that she wouldn\u2019t talk to me for a month.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The waiter replies, \u201cOh no, that\u2019s horrible!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cYes!!!\u201d (Sobs) \u201cToday that month is over.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

34. Cerveja Vs Maquilhagem<\/h2>\n

\"caneca<\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, can you lend me 15 dollars? I want to buy a case of beer.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNo <\/span>querido<\/span>. I wanted to buy myself some make-up because I want to look pretty for you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSugar, that\u2019s exactly why I wanted to buy those beers.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

35. Depois da ora\u00e7\u00e3o<\/h2>\n

My wife\u2019s cooking is so bad, we usually pray after our food.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>16 sinais de que a comida \u00e9 demasiado priorit\u00e1ria para si<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

36. Quase<\/h2>\n

\"foto<\/p>\n

I think as marriages go, we\u2019re doing absolutely awesome. I mean, I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase na segunda-feira<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase na ter\u00e7a-feira<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase na quarta-feira<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase na quinta-feira<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase na sexta-feira<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase no s\u00e1bado<\/span><\/p>\n

Quase no domingo<\/span><\/p>\n

37. Cr\u00edtico<\/h2>\n

\"ve\u00edculo<\/p>\n

Recebi uma chamada a dizer que a minha mulher tinha sido levada para o hospital.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOh my Lord, how is she?!\u201d I asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m sorry to say she\u2019s critical,\u201d said the nurse.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat the heck is she complaining about again?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

38. Um milion\u00e1rio de 60 anos<\/h2>\n

\"casal<\/p>\n

Um milion\u00e1rio de 60 anos vai casar-se e organiza uma grande festa de casamento.<\/span><\/p>\n

Os seus amigos ficam bastante invejosos e, num momento de tranquilidade, um deles pergunta-lhe como \u00e9 que ele conseguiu uma beldade de 23 anos t\u00e3o atraente.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cSimple,\u201d grins the millionaire. \u201cI faked my age.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Os seus amigos ficam muito espantados e perguntam-lhe que idade \u00e9 que ele disse que tinha.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Well,” he replied. “I said I was 87!”<\/span><\/p>\n

39. Tr\u00eas an\u00e9is<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

O casamento \u00e9 uma institui\u00e7\u00e3o de tr\u00eas an\u00e9is. Um anel de noivado, um <\/span>alian\u00e7a de casamento<\/span> e sofrimento.<\/span><\/p>\n

40. Mulher atraente<\/h2>\n

A minha mulher disse-me para ir buscar algo que a fizesse parecer atraente. Ent\u00e3o embebedei-me.<\/span><\/p>\n

41. Defini\u00e7\u00e3o de um otimista<\/h2>\n

Optimist. A man who leaves the engine running when his wife says she\u2019s, \u201cJust going to run inside the shop to grab a bottle of milk.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

42. Conversa suja<\/a><\/h2>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

A woman to her husband while they\u2019re at it: \u201cPlease say dirty things to me!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Man: \u201cBath, kitchen, <\/span>sala de estar<\/span>…\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>Dirty Talk: 95 Frases Super-Hot Garantidas para o Deixar Louco<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

43. Feliz 20 anos<\/h2>\n

A minha mulher e eu pass\u00e1mos vinte anos muito felizes. Depois disso, conhecemo-nos.<\/span><\/p>\n

44. Um assalto a um banco<\/h2>\n

\"uma<\/p>\n

A robber robs a bank, gets all the money and is about to leave but before that, he asks a customer who\u2019s lying on the floor, \u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYes, sir,\u201d says the customer and promptly gets shot.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHave you seen me rob this bank?\u201d the robber asks another customer.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cAbsolutely not, sir but my wife here saw everything!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

45. What It’s Like To Be Married<\/h2>\n

My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me. <\/span><\/p>\n

Rir em voz alta!<\/h2>\n

\"noiva<\/p>\n

I don’t know about you but I’m still laughing my ass off at the above <\/span>piadas engra\u00e7adas<\/span> sobre os maridos e as mulheres! <\/span><\/p>\n

I hope they have made your day just like mine and in case you’re married, you can share them with your spouse and laugh together some more. <\/span><\/p>\n

In case you’re not, you can still share them with your close friends and make the world a brighter place. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sabe o que se diz: partilhar \u00e9 cuidar!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Os<\/p>\n

To conclude all the humor in the air (and so we can laugh some more), here’s one last <\/span>cita\u00e7\u00e3o engra\u00e7ada<\/span> sobre o casamento: <\/span><\/p>\n

\u2018Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!\u2019<\/span><\/i> – Unknown<\/span><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>78 trocadilhos hilariantes sobre queijo que o v\u00e3o deixar de boca aberta<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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