{"id":68061,"date":"2020-05-06T16:50:55","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T16:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/herway.net\/?p=68061"},"modified":"2022-01-03T17:10:47","modified_gmt":"2022-01-03T17:10:47","slug":"frases-de-engate-que-sao-simultaneamente-insultuosas-e-hilariantes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/frases-de-engate-que-sao-simultaneamente-insultuosas-e-hilariantes\/","title":{"rendered":"Mais de 140 frases de engate maldosas que s\u00e3o simultaneamente insultuosas e hilariantes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Linhas de engate engra\u00e7adas<\/span><\/a> certainly do the trick, but let\u2019s try a different approach. Here are some <\/span>frases de engate maliciosas<\/span> para o ajudar a ver qu\u00e3o bom \u00e9 um <\/span>regresso<\/span> que a outra pessoa possa pensar!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ser <\/span>extravagante<\/span> \u00e9 <\/span>assim<\/span><\/i> no ano passado. <\/span>Linhas de engate insultuosas<\/span> vai mostrar quem consegue pensar na hora e queimar-te de volta! O <\/span>linhas de conversa\u00e7\u00e3o<\/span> I’ve prepared are just the right mix of mean and <\/span>piroso<\/span> para os tornar <\/span>LOL<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Algumas pessoas desejam ser desafiadas em termos de palavras, por isso, porque n\u00e3o dar-lhes essa satisfa\u00e7\u00e3o?<\/span><\/p>\n

Aqui est\u00e3o os <\/span>melhores frases de engate<\/span> que s\u00e3o suficientemente hilariantes para ganhar alguns pontos quando esses <\/span>frases de engate foleiras<\/span> n\u00e3o cumprir o prometido!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>Jogos de conversa\u00e7\u00e3o: 15 jogos para o ajudar a quebrar o gelo<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Linhas de engate hilariantes<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

1. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can\u2019t hold it in.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Os teus olhos s\u00e3o t\u00e3o azuis como a \u00e1gua da sanita.<\/p>\n

3. Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?<\/p>\n

4. Isso \u00e9 uma descarga nas tuas cuecas, ou est\u00e1s apenas feliz por me ver?<\/p>\n

5. Sonhei contigo. Tu morreste.<\/p>\n

6. \u00c9s um gelado? Porque a tua cara parece uma estrada rochosa.<\/p>\n

7. I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don\u2019t do any running.<\/p>\n

8. \u00c9s humano? S\u00f3 para ter a certeza.<\/p>\n

9. Quanto \u00e9 que custa?<\/p>\n

10. Are you the future? Because you\u2019re looking hopeless and bleak.<\/p>\n

11. For a fatty, you don\u2019t seem to sweat much.<\/p>\n

12. They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.<\/p>\n

13. Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.<\/p>\n

14. My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.<\/p>\n

15. Acabaste de te peidar? Porque me deixaste boquiaberto!<\/p>\n

16. Est\u00e1s livre esta noite, ou vais-me custar?<\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

17. Are you a mosquito? Because you\u2019re so annoying!<\/p>\n

18. Are you poop? Because even when you\u2019re far away, I can smell you.<\/p>\n

19. Quanto \u00e9 que pesa um urso polar? Menos do que tu, acho eu.<\/p>\n

20. \u00c9s um alarme de inc\u00eandio? Porque \u00e9s muito barulhento e irritante!<\/p>\n

21. \u00c9s um despertador? Porque eu quero matar-te.<\/p>\n

22. You\u2019re the thot that counts!<\/p>\n

23. \u00c9s um petisco? Porque toda a gente te come por divers\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

24. Fazes-me lembrar o meu irm\u00e3o\/irm\u00e3.<\/p>\n

25. Ca\u00edste do c\u00e9u? Porque Satan\u00e1s tamb\u00e9m caiu.<\/p>\n

26. Gostas de dan\u00e7ar? Ent\u00e3o, podes ir dan\u00e7ar para eu poder falar com o teu amigo?<\/p>\n

27. Ei, deixaste cair alguma coisa. Os meus padr\u00f5es.<\/p>\n

28. Uau, tens o queixo do Super-Homem. Aposto que aguentavas um murro a s\u00e9rio.<\/p>\n

29. My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They\u2019re probably long dead.<\/p>\n

30. Parece-se muito com a minha pr\u00f3xima v\u00edtima.<\/p>\n

31. Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer.<\/p>\n

32. Numa escala de 1 a 10, quanto \u00e9 que eu cheiro como a tua m\u00e3e\/pai?<\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

33. You owe me a drink! You\u2019re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.<\/p>\n

34. Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.<\/p>\n

35. Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!<\/p>\n

36. Por muito que eu nunca brinque com coc\u00f3, prometo-te que nunca brincarei com o teu cora\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

37. As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.<\/p>\n

38. I’d drink your bathwater.<\/p>\n

39. This must be puppy love I\u2019m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>Mensagens de despedida: 125 linhas para dar uma sensa\u00e7\u00e3o de conclus\u00e3o<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Linhas de conversa rudes e ultrajantes<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

1. \u00c9s lixo? Porque eu quero acabar contigo.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Quanto mais eu bebo, mais bonita tu te tornas. Sa\u00fade!<\/p>\n

3. Do you like sausages? Because you’re the wurst!<\/p>\n

4. As rosas s\u00e3o vermelhas<\/span>, <\/span>as violetas s\u00e3o azuis<\/span>. Eu tenho uma arma, entrem na carrinha!<\/span><\/p>\n

5. Acabei de fazer coc\u00f3 na minha cama. Posso dormir na tua?<\/p>\n

6. P\u00f5e-te de joelhos e sorri como um donut!<\/p>\n

7. Quero fazer c\u00f3cegas no teu umbigo. Por dentro, claro.<\/p>\n

8. \u00c9s o sol? Porque precisas de ficar a cerca de 93 milh\u00f5es de milhas de dist\u00e2ncia de mim.<\/p>\n

9. You may not be Jesus, but I\u2019d still nail the heck out of you.<\/p>\n

10. O meu amor por ti \u00e9 como um cancro, continua a crescer e a crescer.<\/p>\n

11. S\u00f3 haver\u00e1 7 planetas depois de eu destruir Urano.<\/p>\n

12. Como \u00e9 que gosta dos seus ovos de manh\u00e3: mexidos, fritos ou fertilizados?<\/p>\n

13. \u00c9s um espelho? Porque eu morro um pouco por dentro sempre que olho para ti.<\/p>\n

14. Acho que te vi na televis\u00e3o. Oh sim, foi no Animal Planet.<\/p>\n

15. Are you a shrimp? Because I don\u2019t need your head. All I want is your body.<\/p>\n

16. How are you not cold? You\u2019ve been naked in my mind this whole time.<\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

17. You\u2019re so fine that I wouldn\u2019t care if you were dead or alive!<\/p>\n

18. Sit on my face and I\u2019ll guess your weight.<\/p>\n

19. Se eu pudesse reescrever o alfabeto, faria P em U.<\/p>\n

20. Doeu quando ca\u00edste do c\u00e9u? Deve ter do\u00eddo, tendo em conta que ca\u00edste claramente de cara.<\/p>\n

21. Cheiras como a minha m\u00e3e, queres ir beber um copo?<\/p>\n

22. Ca\u00edste do c\u00e9u? Porque parece que ca\u00edste de cara no ch\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

23. Let\u2019s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I\u2019ll tell you a lie.<\/p>\n

24. \u00c9s um tumor? Porque est\u00e1s a crescer rapidamente. Quero acabar contigo agora ou morrer a tentar.<\/p>\n

25. Est\u00e1s com pris\u00e3o de ventre? Porque est\u00e1s cheio de merda!<\/p>\n

26. Uma vez que as mais apetec\u00edveis j\u00e1 est\u00e3o ocupadas, esta vai ser a sua noite de sorte!<\/p>\n

27. Vem comigo se queres viver!<\/p>\n

28. Ca\u00edste do c\u00e9u? Porque a tua cara est\u00e1 desfeita.<\/p>\n

29. I hope your knees aren’t dirty because I just cleaned my floor.<\/p>\n

30. Pareces um vagabundo. Podes viver no meu cora\u00e7\u00e3o se quiseres.<\/p>\n

31. You\u2019re as rude as a trespasser! You didn\u2019t even ask permission when entering my heart and thoughts.<\/p>\n

32. Damn! You’re almost as hot as my sister\/brother.<\/p>\n

33. Are you as good as everyone says you are? I\u2019m just curious.<\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

34. You\u2019re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I\u2019m into those things.<\/p>\n

35. Est\u00e1s a sofrer de depress\u00e3o e ansiedade? Porque me assombra a cada hora que passo acordado.<\/p>\n

36. If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.<\/p>\n

37. Desculpe, mas isto cheira-lhe a clorof\u00f3rmio?<\/p>\n

38. \u00c9s um peda\u00e7o de lixo? Porque como algu\u00e9m que se preocupa profundamente com o ambiente, sou obrigado a apanhar-te.<\/p>\n

39. Tens um espelho no bolso? Porque as tuas cal\u00e7as s\u00e3o suficientemente grandes para caber um.<\/p>\n

40. Podes n\u00e3o ser bonito, mas continuo a gostar de ti.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>146 Short Girl Quotes & Short Girls Problems That Will Make You <\/span>LOL<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Linhas de engate insultuosas que te v\u00e3o fazer estremecer<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

1. Para ser sincero, tu cheiras mal! Querem tomar um duche juntos?<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you\u2019re only beautiful at a distance.<\/p>\n

3. Gosto dos meus parceiros como gosto das minhas refei\u00e7\u00f5es de fast-food. Extra-grande!<\/p>\n

4. Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.<\/p>\n

5. Aposto que os teus gritos abafados s\u00e3o t\u00e3o bonitos como tu.<\/p>\n

6. Desculpem, acabei de me peidar ali. Posso ficar aqui contigo?<\/p>\n

7. If I was a fly, I\u2019d be all over you. Why? Because you\u2019re sh*t!<\/p>\n

8. Are you a durian? Because you\u2019re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.<\/p>\n

9. Didn\u2019t I just see you on the \u201cMost Wanted\u201d list?<\/p>\n

10. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex\u2019s body in.<\/p>\n

11. Aconteceu-te alguma coisa m\u00e1, ou \u00e9s naturalmente feio?<\/p>\n

12. If you were a comatose patient, I\u2019d pull the plug.<\/p>\n

13. Are you water? Because you don\u2019t taste like anything.<\/p>\n

14. Quem me dera estar menstruada, para poder visitar-te uma vez por m\u00eas.<\/p>\n

15. I can\u2019t help but gravitate towards you. It must be your incredible mass that\u2019s creating the gravitational pull.<\/p>\n

16. Eu gosto que tu gostes do meu caf\u00e9. Amargo!<\/p>\n

17. Are you the square root of -1? Because you’re imaginary.<\/p>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

18. I put the \u201cstd\u201d in \u201cstud.\u201d The only thing I need now is \u201cu.\u201d<\/p>\n

19. I\u2019m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.<\/p>\n

20. I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I\u2019d pee on you.<\/p>\n

21. Hold still, there\u2019s a mosquito on your ass.<\/p>\n

22. Fiz coc\u00f3 nas cal\u00e7as sem querer. Posso entrar nas tuas?<\/p>\n

23. Are you cancer? Because you’re starting to grow on me.<\/p>\n

24. Queres ficar desiludido esta noite?<\/p>\n

25. Do you like seafood? Because I\u2019ve got plenty of crabs.<\/p>\n

26. As rosas s\u00e3o vermelhas<\/span>, <\/span>as violetas s\u00e3o azuis<\/span>. I’m using my hand and thinking of you.<\/span><\/p>\n

27. Est\u00e1s a sentir-te em baixo? Porque eu consigo sentir-te em alta.<\/p>\n

28. Deves ser muito querido, visto que todos os teus dentes est\u00e3o podres.<\/p>\n

29. You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.<\/p>\n

30. You\u2019re like a low-life bandit. I\u2019ll give you everything so please don\u2019t hurt me.<\/p>\n

31. \u00c9s \u00c9bola? Porque derrete as minhas entranhas.<\/p>\n

32. Gosto tanto de ti que comeria o milho do teu coc\u00f3.<\/p>\n

33. How are you still so fat when you\u2019ve been running in my mind for so long?<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>Lista dos 80 desejos: Uma vis\u00e3o clara para atingir os seus objectivos de vida<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Linhas de engate ousadas e arrojadas<\/h2>\n

\"mulher<\/p>\n

1. Sabes, quanto mais bebo, mais <\/span>mais bonito<\/span> obt\u00e9m-se.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. Pode n\u00e3o ser a rapariga mais bonita daqui, mas a beleza est\u00e1 apenas a um interrutor de luz de dist\u00e2ncia.<\/p>\n

3. What\u2019s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?<\/p>\n

4. You don\u2019t sweat much for a fat chick.<\/p>\n

5. \u00c9s jamaicano? Porque os jamaicanos fazem-me vomitar.<\/p>\n

6. Ol\u00e1, beb\u00e9<\/span>, I like that dress, but I\u2019d like it better if it were on a <\/span>mais bonito<\/span> rapariga.<\/span><\/p>\n

7. Girl, you’re so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)<\/p>\n

8. I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.<\/p>\n

9. No meu \u00faltimo encontro, jog\u00e1mos strip p\u00f3quer. Despimo-nos e eu apalpei-a.<\/p>\n

10. Acabei de sair de Leavenworth. Posso roubar-te uma bebida? Que tal um BMW?<\/p>\n

11. Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.<\/p>\n

12. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.<\/p>\n

13. Rapariga, fazes com que as curvas sejam novamente fant\u00e1sticas.<\/p>\n

14. So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?<\/p>\n

15. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?<\/p>\n

16. Manter a calma e despir as cal\u00e7as.<\/p>\n

17. \u00c9s modelo, porque eu quero ser o teu namorado do Instagram.<\/p>\n

\"homem<\/p>\n

18. Sei dizer ol\u00e1 em 6 l\u00ednguas diferentes, qual delas queres que te diga amanh\u00e3?<\/p>\n

19. “Smile if you want to sleep with me.” (and watch them try to hold back their laugh)<\/p>\n

20. Are you an angel? Cause I’m allergic to feathers. (fake sneeze)<\/p>\n

21. You remind me of my appendix. I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.<\/p>\n

22. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course, they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.<\/p>\n

23. Meu amor, quando os teus olhos ficam doentes, vais a um oftalmologista ou a um joalheiro?<\/p>\n

24. I think it\u2019s time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice ass!<\/p>\n

25. First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.<\/p>\n

26. I’d like to be the flu so I could spend a couple of weeks with you in bed.<\/p>\n

27. Se eu fosse um trator e tu fosses um arado, eu iria definitivamente juntar-me a ti.<\/p>\n

28. Hey, my name’s [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you’ve never imagined.<\/p>\n

29. If I’m a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.<\/p>\n

30. I think I’m bipolar. One hour I’m thinking of you and another I’m thinking of us.<\/p>\n

Ver tamb\u00e9m: <\/span>Status do sorriso: Mais de 180 cita\u00e7\u00f5es para alegrar verdadeiramente o seu dia<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Para mim, o sentido de humor \u00e9 imprescind\u00edvel em qualquer tipo de rela\u00e7\u00e3o. E estas frases de engate maldosas s\u00e3o a forma perfeita de ver quem consegue acompanhar as suas ousadias!<\/span><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t be afraid to cross a line sometimes \u2013 life\u2019s no fun when you\u2019re a prude.<\/span><\/p>\n

Por isso, divirta-se com estas frases escandalosamente engra\u00e7adas e esperemos que elas o ajudem a encontrar o seu par igualmente ousado!<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Mais<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Funny pick-up lines certainly do the trick, but let\u2019s try a different approach. Here are some mean pick-up lines to help you see how good of a comeback the other person can think of! Being cheesy is so last year. Insulting pick-up lines will show who can think on the spot and burn you back!…<\/p>","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":68064,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29652],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-messages"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29652,"label":"messages"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/140-Mean-Pick-Up-Lines-That-Are-Both-Insulting-And-Hilarious.jpg",800,534,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Martha Sullivan","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/martha-sullivan\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29652,"name":"messages","slug":"messages","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29652,"taxonomy":"category","description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","parent":29651,"count":96,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":29652,"category_count":96,"category_description":"From romantic and sweet to dirty and flirty, here you'll find all types of messages and wishes for your loved one(s) or someone you're dating. ","cat_name":"messages","category_nicename":"messages","category_parent":29651}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68061\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}