{"id":8534,"date":"2020-06-14T14:21:20","date_gmt":"2020-06-14T14:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/herway.net\/?p=8534"},"modified":"2022-02-26T22:15:13","modified_gmt":"2022-02-26T22:15:13","slug":"5-formas-de-zona-irma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/5-formas-de-zona-irma\/","title":{"rendered":"Os 5 caminhos da zona irm\u00e3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s admit it, modern dating is a challenge. <a href=\"http:\/\/madamenoire.com\/267877\/14-different-types-of-relationships-youll-experience-eventually\/\" rel=\"noopener\">Atualmente, todos os tipos de rela\u00e7\u00f5es t\u00eam um nome<\/a>, so we have the friend zone, the brother zone, the nephew zone (my condolences to every man that\u2019s been through this) and now we have the sister zone.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not something you usually read about and it\u2019s not something that happens too often but it still happens.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, it hurts even more than a friend zone (this is coming from someone who\u2019s been sister-zoned).<\/p>\n<p>Os homens tendem a usar a zona das irm\u00e3s como forma de fugir a conversas inc\u00f3modas, olhares estranhos e <a href=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/5-razoes-pelas-quais-ate-as-mulheres-fortes-terminam-relacoes-dificeis\/\">rela\u00e7\u00f5es dif\u00edceis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Uma vez que o incesto s\u00f3 \u00e9 divertido em Westeros, n\u00e3o h\u00e1 como escapar a uma zona irm\u00e3.<\/p>\n<p>Para evitar que isto lhe aconte\u00e7a, deixe-me contar-lhe os feios caminhos da zona irm\u00e3.<\/p>\n<h2>1. Ele tem um fraquinho pelo teu amigo<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91986\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sensual-woman-watches-man-in-couple-with-his-girlfriend.jpg\" alt=\"Mulher sensual observa homem em casal com a sua namorada\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sensual-woman-watches-man-in-couple-with-his-girlfriend.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sensual-woman-watches-man-in-couple-with-his-girlfriend-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Sensual-woman-watches-man-in-couple-with-his-girlfriend-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sim, no momento em que algu\u00e9m se apaixona por uma das tuas amigas, v\u00eaem-te como uma poss\u00edvel aliada e, para se aproximarem da rapariga de quem gostam, usam-te; o que significa que est\u00e1s a ser alvo de sister-zoned.<\/p>\n<p>To avoid any possible complications in the future, they will often repeat, \u201cShe is like a sister to me.\u201d This one isn\u2019t too bad, as long as you don\u2019t have feelings for the dude, but if you do\u2026 move on, darling.<\/p>\n<h2>2. You are his friend\u2019s sister<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91985\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/man-playing-guitar-beside-smiling-woman.jpg\" alt=\"homem a tocar guitarra ao lado de uma mulher sorridente\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/man-playing-guitar-beside-smiling-woman.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/man-playing-guitar-beside-smiling-woman-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/man-playing-guitar-beside-smiling-woman-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ahh, the perks of having an older brother. They get to beat you, they get to make fun of you and they make sure that no man ever looks at you any differently than as a \u2018baby sister\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Esta aconteceu-me mesmo. Apesar de estarmos todos na casa dos 20 anos, eles ainda me v\u00eaem como uma irm\u00e3 mais nova e ainda agem como irm\u00e3os mais velhos.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s annoying, actually. They tend to screw up my other relationships, spreading the sister zone like a virus. So, thank you my dearest brother, I hate your guts.<\/p>\n<h2>3. He is your friend\u2019s brother<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91987\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/two-man-making-fun-beside-two-woman.jpg\" alt=\"dois homens a gozar ao lado de duas mulheres\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/two-man-making-fun-beside-two-woman.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/two-man-making-fun-beside-two-woman-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/two-man-making-fun-beside-two-woman-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well, dating this kind of a man is usually a bad idea, but hey, we don\u2019t choose whom we fall in love with.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, this kind of relationship rarely works out because men sister-zone every woman their sister\u2019s age, simply because they still see their sisters as annoying little brats, the same as their friends.<\/p>\n<p>Se conseguires passar por isso, parab\u00e9ns, sa\u00edste da zona das irm\u00e3s (conta-nos o teu segredo, por favor).<\/p>\n<h2>4. N\u00e3o tens bom aspeto<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91991\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/woman-wearing-white-dress-in-front-of-the-mirror.jpg\" alt=\"mulher de vestido branco em frente ao espelho\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/woman-wearing-white-dress-in-front-of-the-mirror.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/woman-wearing-white-dress-in-front-of-the-mirror-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/woman-wearing-white-dress-in-front-of-the-mirror-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/news\/a46558\/breaking-study-concludes-men-are-shallow-af\/\" rel=\"noopener\">Os homens s\u00e3o superficiais<\/a>, and, well, looks mean a great deal to them. There are exceptions, but let\u2019s face it, it takes a strong man to love us for who we are on the inside.<\/p>\n<p>Mas hoje em dia, com as press\u00f5es das redes sociais e tudo o resto que se passa, os homens n\u00e3o s\u00e3o assim t\u00e3o fortes.<\/p>\n<p>Eles colocam-te na zona da irm\u00e3 logo no in\u00edcio, por isso \u00e9 dif\u00edcil, e mesmo muito dif\u00edcil, faz\u00ea-los mudar de ideias.<\/p>\n<h2>5. O amigo dele est\u00e1 apaixonado por ti<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-91989\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/couple-drinking-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"casal a beber caf\u00e9\" width=\"800\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/couple-drinking-coffee.jpg 800w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/couple-drinking-coffee-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/couple-drinking-coffee-768x513.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bummer. They are obliged by the bro code to stay away from their bro\u2019s women.<\/p>\n<p>Para nunca olharem para ti de uma forma sexual, fazem-te um sister-zone. Esta praticamente nunca desaparece, porque o c\u00f3digo dos manos \u00e9 a lei suprema, que nunca muda.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-91992 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Os 5 caminhos da zona irm\u00e3\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest-1448x2048.jpg 1448w, https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone-Pinterest.jpg 1587w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let\u2019s admit it, modern dating is a challenge. Every kind of relationship today has a name, so we have the friend zone, the brother zone, the nephew zone (my condolences to every man that\u2019s been through this) and now we have the sister zone. It\u2019s not something you usually read about and it\u2019s not something&#8230;<\/p>","protected":false},"author":42,"featured_media":91990,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29648],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating-tips"],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":29648,"label":"dating tips"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/herway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/The-5-Ways-Of-The-Sister-Zone.jpg",800,533,false],"author_info":{"display_name":"Selma June","author_link":"https:\/\/herway.net\/pt\/author\/selmajune\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":29648,"name":"dating tips","slug":"dating-tips","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":29648,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Learn to date like a pro and avoid making some of the biggest mistakes in texting, flirting, winning a man's heart, and commitment. 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