12 ex-namoradas do zodíaco classificadas da pior para a melhor com base no seu signo

As separações são difíceis para toda a gente, mas a forma como uma pessoa lida com as consequências pode variar muito, dependendo do seu signo do zodíaco. Alguns signos abraçam o caos, deixando as suas emoções à solta, enquanto outros preferem retirar-se calmamente e concentrar-se em seguir em frente.

Cada signo do zodíaco tem uma forma única de lidar com o desgosto de amor e, enquanto alguns se tornam ex notoriamente difíceis, outros lidam com a situação com elegância.

Curious how the stars influence your ex’s behavior—or yours? Let’s dive into the ranking of zodiac signs from worst to best as ex-girlfriends

1. Escorpião

Quando se trata dos piores ex-namorados, Escorpião assume a liderança. Ela é normalmente reservada e muito protetora do seu coração quando este é partido, por isso não há limites para o que ela é capaz de fazer.

A tristeza e a mágoa que sente depois de uma separação misturam-se com a raiva. Ela quer vingança. Quer vingar-se e quer que o ex saiba exatamente como ela se sente. Escusado será dizer que o inferno vai rebentar e o ex vai arrepender-se do que quer que tenha feito.

Ela está sempre à beira de se transformar num ex psicopata que corta pneus, liga à nova namorada e diz-lhe uma ou duas coisas, publica fotografias prejudiciais nas redes sociais, faz uma grande cena, etc.

After the anger wears off, she retreats into herself and becomes even more guarded than she was to start with. Scorpio’s intensity is unmatched, and once you hurt her, she’ll never truly forgive or forget. Her exes often realize too late that there’s a fine line between her love and her wrath.

2. Gémeos

Things not working out as well as she planned don’t go well with Gemini. It’s even worse when breakups are at stake.

Ela vai querer ir ao fundo das coisas e esforçar-se por descobrir porque é que as coisas correram mal e como podem ser corrigidas.

She usually doesn’t want the breakup to happen no matter how the relationship was. So, she will do her best to plant the seed of doubt in her ex and convince him to give it another go.

Se for preciso, ela até mente e planeia para conseguir o que quer. Se isso falhar, mudará de estratégia e entrará em modo de auto-proteção. O ataque é a melhor defesa, por isso os geminianos falam mal dos seus ex com um toque de exagero.

Despite her chaotic approach to breakups, Gemini’s charm often softens the blow, leaving her ex confused but intrigued. Her unpredictable nature makes her a whirlwind in relationships and an even more complex ex.

3. Cancro

Enquanto uma mulher canceriana pode ser uma das melhores namoradas, she makes one terrible ex-girlfriend. She wants her happily ever after, and she will stop at nothing to attain it. Whether she’ll admit this to herself or not, more than once, she has forced her relationships to work.

Adora consertar coisas estragadas e vê sempre o lado bom dos outros, o que acaba por a prejudicar. Muito depois do fim da relação, ela ainda tem esperança de que as coisas se vão resolver.

She can’t really forget her ex because she is obsessing over him and stalking him through social media or mutual friends. Out-of-the-blue breakups in which she can’t really tell what the cause was are the worst.

She immediately gets the feeling that she isn’t good enough, and she has a hard time shaking it off. Cancer’s deep emotional attachment can make her exes feel suffocated, even after the relationship ends. Her need for closure often keeps her stuck in the past longer than she should be.

4. Capricórnio

Uma ex-namorada de Capricórnio não é a pior nem a melhor. Ela está algures no meio. Na verdade, tudo depende das razões que levaram à separação.

If the reasons for the breakup were clear and they parted ways on good terms, she’d be the best ex a guy could hope for. She will handle the breakup with dignity no matter how she feels about it.

On the other hand, she can’t stand not having closure. When reasons are unclear, she will want to get to the bottom of it. She will send text after text until she gets all the answers.

Before she is even aware of it she already exaggerated with texts, follow-up texts, and pleas to meet and talk. Fortunately, she has a bestie who will calm her down and make her see the reality—not everything has a logical explanation. That will stop her on her way to crazy ex-ville.

Capricorn’s practical side usually prevails, and after the initial chaos, she focuses on rebuilding her life. However, her exes never forget how relentless she can be when she feels wronged.

5. Virgem

Um ex de Virgem quererá certamente dar algum sentido a tudo.

Ela vai seguir todos os passos dele e dela para tentar perceber onde é que tudo foi parar. Estará à beira de se afogar em lágrimas de autocomiseração e agradecer aos céus por a terem salvo daquele homem horrível.  

She will browse through their entire texting history, searching for red flags. She will scope his social media accounts looking for signs of betrayal. She will call her ex a few more times than necessary to talk things through, and she won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Solely on that, he will label her as crazy.

The worst of all is that she isn’t crazy. She just wants to know the real reason for what happened and attain closure.

Despite her analytical nature, Virgo’s quest for answers often leads to overthinking, causing her more pain than necessary. However, her resilience ensures she eventually moves forward, stronger than ever.

6. Áries

The problem with her exes is that they don’t know what they had until they lost her. They learn to appreciate her when it’s too late.

By that time, an Arian woman has kicked into her ‘thank you, next’ mode, and there’s no going back. She doesn’t just say she has someone new. She literally finds someone new and does her best to move on.

As relações de ricochete são o seu forte e acredita que será mais fácil esquecer o seu ex se tiver outra pessoa para a ocupar e entreter.

Será uma coisa boa ou má? Áries vai descobrir em breve. A sua determinação feroz em seguir em frente deixa os seus ex atónitos com a rapidez com que ela parece recuperar. No entanto, por baixo do seu exterior arrojado, Carneiro ainda está a trabalhar as suas emoções à sua maneira.

7. Peixes

Peixes tem dificuldade em aceitar a separação porque é uma pessoa romântico sem esperança, e a separação não é a palavra com que terminam os contos de fadas.

Ela vai, sem dúvida, mostrar uma fachada corajosa enquanto, por baixo, se está a desmoronar. Vai recolher-se em si própria e chorar o amor perdido na paz e sossego da sua casa, com Netflix e uma grande taça de gelado.

She won’t intentionally seek revenge, but she will most probably hurt her ex by showing him that she is doing just fine without him (even if she isn’t all that great). Nobody can blame her for that.

Ela vai ficar um pouco obcecada com a razão pela qual as coisas tiveram de acabar daquela maneira. Provavelmente, vai procurar pistas nas contas das redes sociais dele e estragar a sua fachada de ex-namorada tranquila ao gostar acidentalmente de algo publicado há 26 semanas.

Pisces’ sensitive soul makes it hard for her to let go, but her creative spirit helps her channel her pain into art or self-expression. Her exes often realize how deeply she loved them only after the relationship ends.

8. Balança

A única vez que Balança está entre as piores ex-namoradas é quando ela teima em continuar amiga do seu ex. Nessas ocasiões, ela só se está a magoar a si própria e a piorar uma situação que já era difícil.

When feelings are involved from either side, that can’t end well. Staying friends with an ex just brings mess and confusion and Libra really hates that.

Luckily, she is highly rational, and once she has a little time to think things through, she will understand that there is nothing that can be done when it’s not meant to be.

At first glance, she is handling the breakup really well, although only she knows what’s going on inside. Their outgoing personalities and positive attitudes are what will pull them through.

Libra’s need for harmony often causes her to overthink how things ended, but once she accepts the reality, she moves forward gracefully. Her natural charm ensures she always has a strong support network to help her bounce back.

9. Aquário

She will look like a cold-hearted bitch after a breakup even though that can’t be further from the truth. She just doesn’t want to give her ex the satisfaction of seeing her down.

Ela vai redirecionar toda a atenção que lhe estava a dar para si própria. Ela vai trabalhar em si mesma, por si mesma, sozinha.

Ela tem o seu sistema de apoio. Passará mais tempo com os seus amigos e entes queridos, apesar de nunca os ter negligenciado enquanto esteve numa relação.

Não haverá espaço para um ex na vida dela, e ela torná-lo-á óbvio ao ignorar as suas mensagens de texto e ao manter-se afastada das suas contas nas redes sociais.

While she seems unbothered on the surface, deep down she’s reflecting on what went wrong and growing from the experience. Aquarius’ ability to detach allows her to thrive after breakups, leaving her ex wondering if she ever cared at all.

10. Sagitário

Her ex will most likely want to stay friends because she is a witty, funny person and a great listener, too. He doesn’t want to lose that.

That’s why it’s easy for her ex to play a friendship card to pull her into an ‘on again off again’ relationship. That’s not something she wants though.

She will do a great job in pretending she is OK, and everything in her power to prove to her ex that she doesn’t need him in her life. In reality, she will be everything but OK, and she would very much like to get back together with her ex.

Since she knows that’s not an option, she will pretend until she convinces herself that she is better off without him. As time moves on, she will realize that the breakup is the best thing that could have happened to her.

Sagittarius uses humor and adventure as her coping mechanisms, which often leaves her ex confused about how she’s truly feeling. Her optimistic outlook eventually helps her embrace her newfound freedom with open arms.

11. Touro

She hates drama, and that’s just one of the reasons a Taurus woman makes a decent ex. She avoids shouting, and screaming. and going back to her ex on her lonely nights, and she is a smart woman for doing that.

When it’s over, it’s over, and there is no turning back. She wants to leave things with her dignity intact and her head held up high. No matter how much pain she is under, she will stay true to herself.

She will cut all ties with her ex—not because she hates him but because it’s easier to overcome all the brokenness that way.  

She knows deep down that her ex wasn’t “the one”. Still, that doesn’t make her pain any less. Taurus values her peace of mind above all, which is why she prioritizes healing and avoids reopening old wounds. Her stubbornness ensures she won’t look back, but her loyalty means her ex will always remember her strength.

12. Leão

O ego dela vai ficar gravemente ferido. O coração dela ficará provavelmente partido, mas ela lidará com a separação como uma profissional.

A confident, self-loving Leo woman won’t ever allow anyone to attach the label ‘pathetic ex’ to her name.

She won’t stay friends with her ex because she sees no point in it. If they have broken up, that’s where their story ends. She will delete his number and social media accounts, and even block him if it seems necessary.

Her feelings are hurt, and she doesn’t need constant reminders of what could have been. Breakups are hard as it is, and Leo doesn’t want to make things even harder on herself. Her behavior in this difficult situation is admirable. Her self-respect is too powerful.

Leo’s pride pushes her to move forward quickly, but that doesn’t mean she’s immune to heartbreak. Underneath her confident exterior, she’s quietly piecing herself back together and planning her next triumph.