Gli zodiaci classificati dalle peggiori alle migliori ex fidanzate

12 ex-fidanzate dello zodiaco classificate dalla peggiore alla migliore in base al loro segno

Le rotture sono difficili per tutti, ma il modo in cui le persone gestiscono le conseguenze può variare in modo selvaggio a seconda del loro segno zodiacale. Alcuni segni abbracciano il caos, lasciando che le loro emozioni si scatenino, mentre altri preferiscono ritirarsi in silenzio e concentrarsi sull'andare avanti.

Ogni segno zodiacale ha un modo unico di elaborare il crepacuore, e mentre alcuni sono notoriamente ex difficili, altri gestiscono la situazione con grazia.

Curious how the stars influence your ex’s behavior—or yours? Let’s dive into the ranking of zodiac signs from worst to best as ex-girlfriends

1. Scorpione

Segno zodiacale dello Scorpione

Quando si parla di ex peggiori, lo Scorpione è in testa. Di solito è guardingo e molto protettivo nei confronti del suo cuore una volta che questo viene spezzato, quindi non ci sono limiti a ciò che è capace di fare.

La tristezza e il dolore che prova dopo una rottura si mescolano alla rabbia. Vuole vendicarsi. Vuole vendicarsi e vuole che il suo ex sappia esattamente come si sente. Inutile dire che si scatenerà l'inferno e che il suo ex si pentirà di quello che ha fatto.

È sempre sul punto di trasformarsi in un ex psicopatico che taglia le gomme, chiama la sua nuova fidanzata e le dice un paio di cose, pubblica foto dannose su tutti i social media, fa una grande scenata, ecc.

After the anger wears off, she retreats into herself and becomes even more guarded than she was to start with. Scorpio’s intensity is unmatched, and once you hurt her, she’ll never truly forgive or forget. Her exes often realize too late that there’s a fine line between her love and her wrath.

2. Gemelli

Segno zodiacale dei Gemelli

Things not working out as well as she planned don’t go well with Gemini. It’s even worse when breakups are at stake.

Vorrà andare a fondo delle cose e si impegnerà a fondo per scoprire perché le cose sono andate male e come possono essere riparate.

She usually doesn’t want the breakup to happen no matter how the relationship was. So, she will do her best to plant the seed of doubt in her ex and convince him to give it another go.

Se necessario, mentirà e complotterà per ottenere ciò che vuole. Se questo fallisce, cambierà strategia e passerà alla modalità autoprotettiva. L'attacco è la miglior difesa, quindi i Gemelli parleranno male dei loro ex con un tocco di esagerazione.

Despite her chaotic approach to breakups, Gemini’s charm often softens the blow, leaving her ex confused but intrigued. Her unpredictable nature makes her a whirlwind in relationships and an even more complex ex.

3. Il cancro

Segno zodiacale del Cancro

Mentre una donna Cancro può essere una delle migliori fidanzate, she makes one terrible ex-girlfriend. She wants her happily ever after, and she will stop at nothing to attain it. Whether she’ll admit this to herself or not, more than once, she has forced her relationships to work.

Ama aggiustare le cose rotte e vede sempre il bene negli altri, cosa che alla fine si ritorce contro di lei. Anche dopo la fine della relazione, spera ancora che le cose si risolvano.

She can’t really forget her ex because she is obsessing over him and stalking him through social media or mutual friends. Out-of-the-blue breakups in which she can’t really tell what the cause was are the worst.

She immediately gets the feeling that she isn’t good enough, and she has a hard time shaking it off. Cancer’s deep emotional attachment can make her exes feel suffocated, even after the relationship ends. Her need for closure often keeps her stuck in the past longer than she should be.

4. Capricorno

Segno zodiacale del Capricorno

L'ex ragazza del Capricorno non è né la peggiore né la migliore. È una via di mezzo. In realtà, tutto dipende dai motivi che hanno portato alla rottura.

If the reasons for the breakup were clear and they parted ways on good terms, she’d be the best ex a guy could hope for. She will handle the breakup with dignity no matter how she feels about it.

On the other hand, she can’t stand not having closure. When reasons are unclear, she will want to get to the bottom of it. She will send text after text until she gets all the answers.

Before she is even aware of it she already exaggerated with texts, follow-up texts, and pleas to meet and talk. Fortunately, she has a bestie who will calm her down and make her see the reality—not everything has a logical explanation. That will stop her on her way to crazy ex-ville.

Capricorn’s practical side usually prevails, and after the initial chaos, she focuses on rebuilding her life. However, her exes never forget how relentless she can be when she feels wronged.

5. Vergine

Segno zodiacale della Vergine

Un ex Vergine vorrà sicuramente dare un senso a tutto.

Ripercorrerà ogni mossa di lui e di lei cercando di capire dove è andato tutto a rotoli. Sarà sul punto di annegare in lacrime di autocommiserazione e di ringraziare il cielo per averla salvata da quell'uomo orribile.  

She will browse through their entire texting history, searching for red flags. She will scope his social media accounts looking for signs of betrayal. She will call her ex a few more times than necessary to talk things through, and she won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Solely on that, he will label her as crazy.

The worst of all is that she isn’t crazy. She just wants to know the real reason for what happened and attain closure.

Despite her analytical nature, Virgo’s quest for answers often leads to overthinking, causing her more pain than necessary. However, her resilience ensures she eventually moves forward, stronger than ever.

6. Ariete

Segno zodiacale dell'Ariete

The problem with her exes is that they don’t know what they had until they lost her. They learn to appreciate her when it’s too late.

By that time, an Arian woman has kicked into her ‘thank you, next’ mode, and there’s no going back. She doesn’t just say she has someone new. She literally finds someone new and does her best to move on.

Le relazioni di ritorno sono il suo forte, e crede che sarà più facile dimenticare il suo ex se ha qualcun altro che la occupa e la diverte.

È una cosa buona o cattiva da fare? L'Ariete lo scoprirà presto. La sua ardente determinazione ad andare avanti lascia i suoi ex sbalorditi per la rapidità con cui sembra riprendersi. Tuttavia, sotto la sua facciata audace, l'Ariete sta ancora elaborando le sue emozioni a modo suo.

7. Pesci

Segno zodiacale dei Pesci

Il Pesci ha difficoltà ad accettare la rottura perché è un romantico senza speranza, e rottura non è la parola con cui finiscono le favole.

Sicuramente metterà in scena una facciata coraggiosa mentre sotto di sé sta cadendo a pezzi. Si ritirerà in se stessa e piangerà l'amore perduto nella pace e nella tranquillità della sua casa con Netflix e una grande coppa di gelato.

She won’t intentionally seek revenge, but she will most probably hurt her ex by showing him that she is doing just fine without him (even if she isn’t all that great). Nobody can blame her for that.

Sarà un po' ossessionata dal perché le cose siano dovute finire in quel modo. Probabilmente cercherà indizi sugli account di lui sui social media e rovinerà la sua facciata da ex ragazza tranquilla mettendo per sbaglio un like a qualcosa postato 26 settimane fa.

Pisces’ sensitive soul makes it hard for her to let go, but her creative spirit helps her channel her pain into art or self-expression. Her exes often realize how deeply she loved them only after the relationship ends.

8. Bilancia

Segno zodiacale della Bilancia

L'unica volta che Bilancia è tra le peggiori ex fidanzate è quando cerca ostinatamente di rimanere amica del suo ex. In queste occasioni, non fa altro che farsi del male e peggiorare una situazione già difficile.

When feelings are involved from either side, that can’t end well. Staying friends with an ex just brings mess and confusion and Libra really hates that.

Luckily, she is highly rational, and once she has a little time to think things through, she will understand that there is nothing that can be done when it’s not meant to be.

At first glance, she is handling the breakup really well, although only she knows what’s going on inside. Their outgoing personalities and positive attitudes are what will pull them through.

Libra’s need for harmony often causes her to overthink how things ended, but once she accepts the reality, she moves forward gracefully. Her natural charm ensures she always has a strong support network to help her bounce back.

9. Acquario

Segno zodiacale dell'Acquario

She will look like a cold-hearted bitch after a breakup even though that can’t be further from the truth. She just doesn’t want to give her ex the satisfaction of seeing her down.

Riverserà su se stessa tutte le attenzioni che gli dedicava. Lavorerà su se stessa per se stessa, da sola.

Ha il suo sistema di sostegno. Trascorrerà più tempo con gli amici e i suoi cari, anche se non li ha mai trascurati durante la relazione.

Non ci sarà spazio per un ex nella sua vita e lei lo renderà evidente ignorando i suoi messaggi e stando lontana dai suoi account sui social media.

While she seems unbothered on the surface, deep down she’s reflecting on what went wrong and growing from the experience. Aquarius’ ability to detach allows her to thrive after breakups, leaving her ex wondering if she ever cared at all.

10. Sagittario

Segno zodiacale del Saggitario

Her ex will most likely want to stay friends because she is a witty, funny person and a great listener, too. He doesn’t want to lose that.

That’s why it’s easy for her ex to play a friendship card to pull her into an ‘on again off again’ relationship. That’s not something she wants though.

She will do a great job in pretending she is OK, and everything in her power to prove to her ex that she doesn’t need him in her life. In reality, she will be everything but OK, and she would very much like to get back together with her ex.

Since she knows that’s not an option, she will pretend until she convinces herself that she is better off without him. As time moves on, she will realize that the breakup is the best thing that could have happened to her.

Sagittarius uses humor and adventure as her coping mechanisms, which often leaves her ex confused about how she’s truly feeling. Her optimistic outlook eventually helps her embrace her newfound freedom with open arms.

11. Toro

Segno zodiacale del Toro

She hates drama, and that’s just one of the reasons a Taurus woman makes a decent ex. She avoids shouting, and screaming. and going back to her ex on her lonely nights, and she is a smart woman for doing that.

When it’s over, it’s over, and there is no turning back. She wants to leave things with her dignity intact and her head held up high. No matter how much pain she is under, she will stay true to herself.

She will cut all ties with her ex—not because she hates him but because it’s easier to overcome all the brokenness that way.  

She knows deep down that her ex wasn’t “the one”. Still, that doesn’t make her pain any less. Taurus values her peace of mind above all, which is why she prioritizes healing and avoids reopening old wounds. Her stubbornness ensures she won’t look back, but her loyalty means her ex will always remember her strength.

12. Leone

Segno zodiacale del Leone

Il suo ego sarà gravemente ferito. Il suo cuore sarà probabilmente spezzato, ma lei gestirà la rottura come un professionista.

A confident, self-loving Leo woman won’t ever allow anyone to attach the label ‘pathetic ex’ to her name.

She won’t stay friends with her ex because she sees no point in it. If they have broken up, that’s where their story ends. She will delete his number and social media accounts, and even block him if it seems necessary.

Her feelings are hurt, and she doesn’t need constant reminders of what could have been. Breakups are hard as it is, and Leo doesn’t want to make things even harder on herself. Her behavior in this difficult situation is admirable. Her self-respect is too powerful.

Leo’s pride pushes her to move forward quickly, but that doesn’t mean she’s immune to heartbreak. Underneath her confident exterior, she’s quietly piecing herself back together and planning her next triumph.

Articoli simili