10 Pequenas coisas irritantes que todos os namorados fazem regularmente
Os namorados são criaturas muito estranhas.
Num momento estão todos afectuosos, a dar-nos presentes gestos docesE, depois, começam a fazer as suas pequenas coisas irritantes, como deixar as meias debaixo da cama para toda a eternidade, fazendo-nos assim testar a nossa tolerância.
But, who can blame them? It seems it’s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.
However, one thing’s for sure—they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we’ll never stop bitching about them.
The only thing that’s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!
1. Peidos e arrotos em todas as frentes
A convenient time for farting and burping doesn’t exist.
Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don’t have to download to play.
No matter how hard you try to convince them that there’s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.
Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don’t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).
2. Usa os sapatos quando está deitado no sofá
Passa o dia inteiro de ténis lá fora, e depois entra casualmente nas instalações e deita-se no sofá, ainda com os mesmos ténis.
Será assim tão difícil tirá-las como o resto da humanidade? Acho que este vai continuar a ser um enigma eterno.
3. Deixa as meias debaixo da cama ou no chão para toda a eternidade
O mesmo se passa com as meias. Deixar as meias debaixo da cama ou no chão não é o mesmo que colocar as meias no cesto de roupa suja.
Acredite ou não, eles não se vão lavar por magia se os deixar a apodrecer no chão.
Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It’s really as simple as that.
4. Pratos de folhas
You seriously dare to complain that you don’t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?
Para ser mais exato, estava a ordená-los como se estivesse a jogar Tetris (e, para ser sincero, às vezes fico espantado).
5. Esquece os planos se estes forem feitos algumas noites antes
Se os planos não forem anunciados dez dias antes do evento e repetidos cerca de dez vezes por dia, ele esquece-os.
Whether deliberate or not, it just isn’t fucking fair.
If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I’m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you’re told to.
6. Usa a tua toalha
A sério? Porque é que é tão difícil prestar atenção e tentar memorizar qual é a sua toalha?
Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it’s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?
I certainly don’t want my face to smell like your ass because it’s not hygienic (if you’re even familiar with the word).
7. Remains silent when you’re pissed off
If I’m pissed off and you’re being silent, you will make it even worse!
There’s no need to afastar-se and leave me be because with such behavior, you’ll make me even more pissed off. It’s as simple as that.
Digam o que quiserem, mas não fiquem calados!
8. Pega na coisa errada na loja
You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You’re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.
Em vez disso, traz-te diariamente pensos higiénicos. De alguma forma, magicamente, ele consegue sempre apanhar a coisa errada na loja (sem sequer tentar).
E se lhe dermos a lista completa, haverá sempre pelo menos uma coisa que ele leu incorretamente.
9. Doesn’t notice the mess around him
Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn’t notice the mess around him.
And when you ask him when he’s about to clean the mess, he asks you: “What mess?”
And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something’s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn’t give a shit about it.
10. Pretends he’s listening to you
Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you’re talking about?
I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we’ll never understand how their silly brains work).
