20 frases de engate tão más que nem vais acreditar que são verdadeiras

Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. Because of that, pickup lines were created. Some of them are funny, some actually work out and well, some of them are so cringe-worthy that we had to put them all together and have some good laughs. Gentleman, please don’t use any of these if you want to have a successful dating and love life.

1. Quanto tempo é que demorou a depilar essas pernas compridas?

2. A tua mãe é uma brasa! Aposto que vais ser parecida com ela quando fores mais velha.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t keep it in.

4. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

6. Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

7. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

8. I’ve had such an off week, but seeing you just turns me on.

9. Tens boas ancas para dar à luz. Dar-me-ás muitos filhos.

10. Tenho uma doença tropical rara que me vai matar se não fizer sexo na próxima meia hora.

11. As rosas são vermelhas, as violetas são azuis, sou péssimo em poemas, belas mamas.

12. Transforma o meu software em hardware.

13. És a Angelina Jolie? Porque eu adoraria invadir o seu túmulo.

14. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

15. “Excuse me Madame, are you a captain?”
“No, why?”
“Because you make my privates stand.”

16. This is the first prettiest view I’ve ever seen! The second one is you.

17. As tuas calças são épicas. Espero que caiam para mim esta noite.

18. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

19. Nice legs—what time do they open?

20. Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

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