20 frases para ligar tan malas que no creerás que son reales

Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. Because of that, pickup lines were created. Some of them are funny, some actually work out and well, some of them are so cringe-worthy that we had to put them all together and have some good laughs. Gentleman, please don’t use any of these if you want to have a successful dating and love life.

1. ¿Cuánto tardaste en afeitarte esas piernas tan largas?

2. Tu madre está buenísima. Apuesto a que te parecerás a ella cuando seas mayor.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t keep it in.

4. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

6. Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

7. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

8. I’ve had such an off week, but seeing you just turns me on.

9. Tienes buenas caderas para tener hijos. Me darás muchos hijos.

10. Tengo una rara enfermedad tropical que me matará a menos que tenga relaciones sexuales en la próxima media hora.

11. Las rosas son rojas, las violetas son azules, apesto en los poemas, bonitas tetas.

12. Convierte mi software en hardware.

13. ¿Eres Angelina Jolie? Porque me encantaría asaltar tu tumba.

14. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

15. “Excuse me Madame, are you a captain?”
“No, why?”
“Because you make my privates stand.”

16. This is the first prettiest view I’ve ever seen! The second one is you.

17. Tus pantalones son épicos. Espero que me caigan esta noche.

18. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

19. Nice legs—what time do they open?

20. Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

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