O seu horóscopo sexual para o fim de semana (vai ter sorte?)
Áries
Se é solteiro
Áries, está escrito nas estrelas que tens de dar uma queca na sexta-feira à noite! Dito isto, um possível engate está no horizonte.
A pessoa ideal para a tarefa será Gémeos, uma vez que este fim de semana vai estar muito namoradeiro.
Se não faz ideia do que está a fazer
Os astros estão numa posição perfeita para fazer com que a sua relação de situação se transforme num verdadeiro romance.
O seu desejo sexual vai estar ao rubro, por isso espere um fim de semana muito sortudo e sensual.
Se estiver numa relação
Basically, all of your relationships will be at their peaks this weekend, not just the romantic one. But since we are talking about eternal love, this weekend you’re in for a treat!
Touro
Se é solteiro
If you’ve been dry lately, you need not worry. The dry spell will finally be over starting with Friday. A hookup is smiling, but there is a warning coming with it – you may catch feelings even if you don’t want to.
Se não faz ideia do que está a fazer
You like commitment, but sadly, your situationship looks like anything but a commitment. That’s why you shouldn’t be afraid to explore your options.
Maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for. If you really find the commitment you’ve been looking for, gracefully end what you have now.
Se estiver numa relação
It’s not good news for those in a relationship. There will be a lot of arguments, things that could easily get blown out of proportion in a matter of minutes.
Luckily, you will be tender, and altogether, you’ll be smart enough to bring peace back.
Gémeos
Se é solteiro
Friday is going to be a bit depressing, but by Saturday, you’re going to be your old flirty self.
So, it’s for the best to try to survive Friday and then go crazy Saturday and Sunday. Go out and talk to people, flirt with anyone you like because that is what you do best.
Se não faz ideia do que está a fazer
You are known as a bit of a talker in general, but this period you won’t stop talking. You will talk to everyone about everything.
This means it’s the perfect time to sit down with that someone you have no idea what relationship you have with them and try to define things. Are they in or are they out?
Se estiver numa relação
A relação amorosa vai correr bem, talvez até mais do que bem.
You’ve entered the period where you’re going to be in touch with your emotional side. Use it to strengthen your relationship.
Cancro
Se é solteiro
Starting from Wednesday, you’re going to feel more attractive which will boost your confidence, automatically making you even look more attractive. Confidence is the key.
Dito isto, sexta-feira é o dia ideal para sair e misturar-se. Fale com as pessoas, arrebate-as com a sua energia positiva. Arrebata-as.
If you don’t know what you are
The positive energy you have going on will help you bring your ‘relationship’ to the next level. This is the period when sex and love will reach their peaks, so enjoy it while it lasts, and make the best of it.
If you’re in a relationship
If you think you’ve been living on cloud nine, then you have no idea what great changes are coming your way. It’s definitely time to either move in together or to get married.
Leão
Se é solteiro
You’re going to feel enormous amounts of energy which you’ve been lacking for quite some time.
Regarding getting some action this weekend, don’t bet on it. But the idea alone of getting out of a period in which you were tired all the time should be enough for now.
If you don’t know what you are
The truth is, you don’t have the will to keep this situationship alive. You want to either break it off or move things to the next level.
Felizmente, agora tem a energia necessária para fazer o que quer fazer.
Se estiver numa relação
Your love and sex life will take a short break this week—not because there is a problem, but because you want to reconnect on a deeper emotional level.
Both of you need to take some time and just chill, alone or in each other’s company—whatever makes you happier.
Virgem
Se é solteiro
You’re going to get a new boost of love this weekend. Forget about the same people you’ve been running around with. There is a fresh treat in store for you this time.
If you don’t know what you are
Regarding your situationship, there will be no sex this weekend. You’re going to connect on a more emotional level.
You’re really going to get to know them better which brings a risk of really falling in love with that person.
Talvez apaixonar-se não seja uma boa ideia, uma vez que essa pessoa vai trair-nos às escondidas.
Se estiver numa relação
You are going to spend so much time together starting Friday. You’re going to go to a lot of parties and you’re going to meet new people – you’re going to have the time of your lives.
Esta é uma óptima oportunidade para apresentar o seu amante ao seu grupo de amigos.
Balança
Se é solteiro
You are going to do it, but be careful because if you’re going to get lucky, it will be with someone you know, a friend of yours.
Não há nada de errado em familiarizar-se um pouco mais com um amigo seu, mas tenha cuidado para não criar sentimentos.
If you don’t know what you are
You’re going to get in touch with the romantic side of your situationship, and things might work in your favor this weekend.
A questão é que, se quiser comprometer-se, existe a possibilidade de isso acontecer nos próximos dias.
Se estiver numa relação
It’s perfect timing to move in together or get married. In this period, being with your partner will be the most important thing to you.
Tenha cuidado porque os seus amigos podem interpretar mal esta decisão.
Escorpião
Se é solteiro
You are magnetic even on regular days, but this weekend, you’ll be on fire. People will want to be around you or better said, ‘in’ you. You’ll be on a roll which will inspire you to try new, even wilder things.
If you don’t know what you are
There are two options for you this week, and it’s up to you which one will you choose.
Either you’re going to hook up with someone new or you’re going to spice up your FWB relationship with some new kinky stuff.
If you’re in a relationship
The sex life you two have is pretty okay, but this weekend, you can make it even better. It’s perfect timing for introducing new poses and kinky toys.
Peça primeiro o consentimento do seu parceiro. Por vezes, é um verdadeiro tarado sexual.
Sagitário
Se é solteiro
Forget about Friday because nothing is going to happen on Friday. Your day is definitely Saturday. There is only one thing though….
You’ll be flirty and all, but this time you’re going to be more interested in developing feelings than you usually do.
If you don’t know what you are
É o tipo de pessoa que não se importa nada de ter uma relação FWB. No entanto, este fim de semana as coisas vão mudar.
You’ll be more love oriented which means you’ll be wanting to take your FWB to the next level.
Se estiver numa relação
If you’ve been feeling a bit disconnected from your partner for the last few weeks, that period ends starting Friday.
You’re going to emotionally reconnect, and your partner will once again become your priority. The physical part of the relationship won’t be left behind either.
Capricórnio
Se é solteiro
If you’re aching for a hookup, you don’t have to because you’re going to get lucky this weekend.
Don’t be worried about the low energy that has been following you for the last few days because you’ll be bursting with high energy this weekend.
Just a warning though…you might catch feelings from that casual hookup.
If you don’t know what you are
Algumas grandes mudanças estão a chegar à sua vida e, sim, têm tudo a ver com a sua relação de situação.
Forget about keeping that relationship no strings attached. Emotions are finding their way in, and you can’t do anything about it.
Se estiver numa relação
You’ll have a chance to take your love life to a completely another level. If you play your cards right now, if you are smart enough to make the right moves, your relationship will become indestructible.
Aquário
Se é solteiro
Aproveite este período de amor porque, dentro de algumas semanas, o trabalho tornar-se-á a sua primeira prioridade. A sexta-feira não vai ser o seu dia de ir, por isso espere até sábado.
Then, things will get serious. You’ll have your flirt on, and almost no one will be able to resist you. Use it while it lasts.
If you don’t know what you are
Your libido will hit the roof this week, so the smartest thing you can do is to have sex as much as possible with your fuck buddy. After that, it’s possible the two of you will discuss what to do with your relationship next.
Se estiver numa relação
Esta semana estará à beira de uma relação de amor e ódio. Ou podem ter o melhor sexo das vossas vidas e a relação pode atingir o seu auge, ou podem ser afiados e discutir sobre praticamente tudo. De qualquer forma, tudo é possível esta semana.
Peixes
Se é solteiro
Starting this week, you’re going to have a hell of a lot of dates and occasional hookups. Enjoy the sex while it lasts. You’re going to have a lot to enjoy!
If you don’t know what you are
There is a high possibility of catching feelings. If you’re aiming for that to happen so you can put a stamp on your relationship, then great.
Mas se está satisfeito com a forma como as coisas estão agora, então, pelo lado positivo, o sexo vai ser melhor do que nunca. Mas cuidado com as sensações.
Se estiver numa relação
It’s going to be all about great sex for you this weekend, Pisces. Don’t ask too many questions, don’t overthink anything, just enjoy!
