100 melhores e mais hilariantes piadas sobre fazer 30 anos

Alguém que amamos e de quem gostamos muito vai fazer 30 anos e sente-se mal por isso? Sente que deve lamentar o seu aniversário em vez de o celebrar?

You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person’s life. Deve salientar os aspectos positivos dessa terceira década e fazê-los rir com algumas piadas super divertidas sobre os 30 anos.

To help you out, I’ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you’ll have it – the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card/message.

Desejos de aniversário engraçados e piadas sobre fazer 30 anos

1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn’t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!

2. Your 30s – one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.

3. Don’t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it’s going to be almost the same – just subtract 90% of the fun.

4. Nada muda quando se passa dos trinta, exceto o facto de se ter de substituir o hidratante por um creme anti-envelhecimento.

5. Está a fazer 30 anos? A boa notícia é que agora podes comprar uma garrafa de vinho $10.

6. Bem-vinda aos 30 anos: onde todas as suas amigas têm bebés, partes do corpo doem sem razão aparente e dormir até às 21 horas é a sua rotina regular, mesmo aos fins-de-semana.

7. Bem-vindo aos 30 anos, onde cada fim de semana é um chá de bebé e as ressacas duram dois dias.

8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it’s at home with wine and pizza.

9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31…

10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.

11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you… you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!

12. Ugh. Your thirties… when your friends from high school don’t invite you to their kids’ birthday parties anymore.

13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.

14. A sua vida pode finalmente estar bem, mas o seu corpo está a desmoronar-se.

15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen’s discount for all your tickets.

16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’

17. Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have to dread turning 30 anymore.

18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn’t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!

19. Bem-vindo aos 30 anos. O ibuprofeno é um pequeno-almoço aceitável.

20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.

21. Hack de vida dos 30: Colocar a máquina Nespresso ao lado da cama.

22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.

23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.

24. A vida antes dos 30 é para cometer erros, e a vida depois dos 30 é para se arrepender de todos eles.

25. Your 30s – where if you don’t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you’ll pay for it for a week.

26. Terei 29 anos até nova ordem.

27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.

28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.

30º Aniversário - trocadilhos

1. Fazer 30 anos é como: Sinto-me a apodrecer.

2. Demasiado velho para o TikTok, demasiado novo para o Life Alert.

3. 30 is still young…er that 31.

4. A vida não só começa aos 30, como também começa a mostrar-se.

5. Thirties? More like the “hurties.” Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.

6. 30: Quando as coisas que a tua mãe disse começam a fazer sentido.

7. 30 é o novo 20* *nunca ninguém o disse.

8. You’ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You’re officially too old to trust.

Piadas engraçadas, mas doces, sobre o 30º aniversário

1. If you think about it this way, you’re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!

2. Don’t think of it as turning 30. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.

3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.

4. If you’re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I’ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.

5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It’s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!

6. You’re 30 years old? You’re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.

7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?

8. Happy birthday! Don’t worry about turning 30. You can say you’re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!

9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.

10. Aren’t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!

11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It’s really just 15 candles per lung, and you’re not old unless you can’t blow them all out in one breath.”

12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.

13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.

14. Feliz primeiro aniversário do teu 29º aniversário.

15. Aos treze anos, eras oficialmente um adolescente. Aos vinte e um, és oficialmente um adulto. Mas aos trinta, és não oficialmente velho. Feliz 30º aniversário.

16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don’t feel bad. Enjoy today!

17. One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40.

Mensagens hilariantes de 30º aniversário

1. A contagem decrescente para a sua crise da meia-idade está apenas a começar. Tique-taque, tique-taque, tique-taque. Feliz 30º aniversário.

2. Quando fizeres 30 anos, deves apagar as tuas redes sociais. Acredita em mim, isto é um grande, grande favor. A partir daí, tudo vai decair.

3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress – it gets waaaay harder from here.

4. Nos teus 20 anos, aprendeste muito, cresceste como pessoa e divertiste-te imenso. Agora continua com essa merda. Ah, e feliz aniversário!

5. Agora és oficialmente um adulto maduro e responsável. Isto significa que também tens de começar a agir como tal. Feliz 30º aniversário de todos nós.

6. Wow, you’re 30 now. There’s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family…except if you’re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.

7. I’m sorry you won’t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won’t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You’re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!

8. Feliz aniversário to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.

9. Feliz 30º aniversário, só mais 35 anos de trabalho e já se pode reformar.

10. Na sua idade, o fundador do Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, era um bilionário que se fez a si próprio. Podes não ter uma pilha de dinheiro como Zuckerberg, mas tens muitas coisas de que te podes orgulhar, como o facto de existires antes de o Facebook dele ter nascido. Feliz aniversário!

11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man/woman doesn’t mean you can’t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.

12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus – in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!

13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.

14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don’t!

15. Relaxa, os teus 30 anos são como os teus 20 anos, exceto que pareces 10 anos mais velho e tudo é um pouco menos divertido.

16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.

17. Have fun on your birthday, but don’t get too crazy. Remember that you can’t blame your irresponsible behavior on “being in your 20s” anymore.

18. Oh, you’re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.

19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.

20. Parabéns, agora tens 30 desculpas para deixar alguém mais novo que tu levantar algo pesado.

21. Bem-vindos aos 30 anos, altura em que sabem um pouco mais do que sabiam aos 20. Feliz 30º aniversário!

22. Desfruta do teu 30º aniversário, se é que isso é possível.

23. Parabéns por fazeres trinta anos. A partir de agora, a vida é menos sobre saber quantos anos tens e mais sobre acreditar no quão jovem te sentes. Feliz aniversário.

24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.

25. Bem-vindos aos vossos 30 anos! Só para que saibas, há partes do corpo que começam a doer sem razão aparente.

26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.

27. Feliz 30º aniversário! Que os teus 20 anos descansem em perfeita paz.

28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life’s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.

29. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re old just because you’re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.

30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!

31. I can’t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.

Citações engraçadas para o 30º aniversário

1. “I remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.” – Melanie White

2. “When I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of ‘fun’ changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.” – Dave Barry

3. “Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.” – C.S. Lewis

4. “At thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.” – Greg Tamblyn

5. “Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade.” – Melanie White

6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’” – Ann Landers

7. “Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.” – Pete Rose

8. “Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” – Robert Frost

9. “Being 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.” – Melanie White

10. “Turning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.” – Dwight Shrute

11. “I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.” – Oscar Wilde

12. “Thirty really sneaks up on you – kinda like a thong.” – Melanie White

13. “When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol

14. “When you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you’ve discovered there’s a brake pedal too.” – Greg Tamblyn

15. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler

16. “Everyone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I’ve just settled.” – Melanie White

Palavras finais

Agora tens tudo o que precisas para escrever o cartão de aniversário mais engraçado de sempre. Se quiseres enviar a um amigo um simples mensagem de aniversário nas redes sociais, pode encontrar um meme de aniversário divertido e enviá-lo juntamente com o seu texto.

E se precisar de uma ideia divertida para uma prenda de 30º aniversário, pode oferecer-lhe uma T-shirt personalizada com uma destas citações engraçadas ou piadas sobre fazer 30 anos. Isso vai certamente fazê-la rir e tornar o seu presente único.

I’m sure you’ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…