Los 100 mejores y más divertidos chistes sobre cumplir 30 años

¿Alguien a quien quieres y aprecias mucho cumple 30 años y se siente mal por ello? ¿Siente que debería estar de luto por su cumpleaños en lugar de celebrarlo?

You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person’s life. Deberías destacar los lados buenos de esa tercera década y hacerles reír con algunos chistes superdivertidos sobre cumplir 30 años.

To help you out, I’ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you’ll have it – the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card/message.

Divertidos deseos de cumpleaños y chistes sobre cumplir 30 años

1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn’t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!

2. Your 30s – one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.

3. Don’t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it’s going to be almost the same – just subtract 90% of the fun.

4. Nada cambia cuando pasas de los treinta, excepto que tienes que sustituir tu crema hidratante por una crema antiedad.

5. ¿Vas a cumplir 30 años? La buena noticia es que ahora puedes permitirte una botella de vino $10.

6. Bienvenida a la treintena: donde todas tus amigas tienen bebés, te duelen partes del cuerpo sin motivo y dormirte a las 9 de la noche es tu rutina habitual, incluso los fines de semana.

7. Bienvenido a la treintena, donde cada fin de semana es un baby shower y las resacas duran dos días.

8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it’s at home with wine and pizza.

9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31…

10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.

11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you… you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!

12. Ugh. Your thirties… when your friends from high school don’t invite you to their kids’ birthday parties anymore.

13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.

14. Puede que tu vida por fin esté en orden, pero tu cuerpo se está desmoronando.

15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen’s discount for all your tickets.

16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’

17. Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have to dread turning 30 anymore.

18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn’t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!

19. Bienvenido a la treintena. El ibuprofeno es un desayuno aceptable.

20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.

21. 30s life hack: Pon tu cafetera Nespresso al lado de la cama.

22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.

23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.

24. La vida antes de los 30 es para cometer errores, y la vida después de los 30, es para arrepentirse de todos ellos.

25. Your 30s – where if you don’t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you’ll pay for it for a week.

26. Tendré 29 hasta nuevo aviso.

27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.

28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.

Refranes y juegos de palabras de 30 cumpleaños

1. Cumplir 30 es como: Puedo sentir cómo me pudro.

2. Demasiado mayor para TikTok, demasiado joven para Life Alert.

3. 30 is still young…er that 31.

4. La vida no sólo empieza a los 30, sino que también empieza a notarse.

5. Thirties? More like the “hurties.” Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.

6. 30: Cuando las cosas que dijo tu madre empiezan a tener sentido.

7. 30 son los nuevos 20* *nadie lo ha dicho nunca.

8. You’ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You’re officially too old to trust.

Chistes divertidos pero dulces de 30 cumpleaños

1. If you think about it this way, you’re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!

2. Don’t think of it as turning 30. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.

3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.

4. If you’re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I’ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.

5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It’s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!

6. You’re 30 years old? You’re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.

7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?

8. Happy birthday! Don’t worry about turning 30. You can say you’re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!

9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.

10. Aren’t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!

11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It’s really just 15 candles per lung, and you’re not old unless you can’t blow them all out in one breath.”

12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.

13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.

14. Feliz primer aniversario de tu 29 cumpleaños.

15. A los trece, eras oficialmente un adolescente. A los veintiuno, eras oficialmente un adulto. Pero a los treinta, eres extraoficialmente viejo. Feliz treinta cumpleaños.

16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don’t feel bad. Enjoy today!

17. One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40.

Divertidos mensajes de 30 cumpleaños

1. La cuenta atrás para su crisis de mediana edad acaba de empezar. Tick tock tick tock. Feliz 30 cumpleaños.

2. Una vez cumplidos los 30, deberías borrar tus redes sociales. Créeme, este es un favor enorme, enorme. Todo irá cuesta abajo a partir de aquí.

3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress – it gets waaaay harder from here.

4. En tus 20 años has aprendido mucho, has crecido como persona y te has divertido un montón. Sigue así. Ah, ¡y feliz cumpleaños!

5. Ya eres oficialmente un adulto maduro y responsable. Esto significa que también tienes que empezar a comportarte como tal. Feliz 30 cumpleaños de parte de todos nosotros.

6. Wow, you’re 30 now. There’s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family…except if you’re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.

7. I’m sorry you won’t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won’t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You’re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!

8. Feliz Cumpleaños to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.

9. Feliz 30 cumpleaños, sólo 35 años más de trabajo y podrás jubilarte.

10. A tu edad, Mark Zuckerberg, fundador de Facebook, ya era multimillonario. Puede que no tengas un montón de pasta como Zuckerberg, pero tienes muchas cosas de las que puedes estar orgulloso, como el hecho de que existías antes de que naciera su Facebook. Feliz cumpleaños.

11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man/woman doesn’t mean you can’t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.

12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus – in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!

13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.

14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don’t!

15. Relájate, tus 30 son como tus 20, excepto que aparentas 10 años más y todo es un poco menos divertido.

16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.

17. Have fun on your birthday, but don’t get too crazy. Remember that you can’t blame your irresponsible behavior on “being in your 20s” anymore.

18. Oh, you’re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.

19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.

20. Enhorabuena, ahora tienes 30 excusas para dejar que alguien más joven que tú levante algo pesado.

21. Bienvenido a los 30, cuando sabes un poco más que a los 20. ¡Felices 30!

22. Disfruta de tu 30 cumpleaños, si es que eso es posible.

23. Enhorabuena por cumplir treinta años. A partir de ahora, la vida consiste menos en saber cuántos años tienes y más en creer lo joven que te sientes. Feliz cumpleaños.

24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.

25. ¡Bienvenidos a los 30! Para que lo sepas, las partes del cuerpo empiezan a doler sin motivo.

26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.

27. ¡Feliz 30 cumpleaños! Que tus 20 años descansen en perfecta paz.

28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life’s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.

29. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re old just because you’re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.

30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!

31. I can’t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.

Citas divertidas de 30 cumpleaños

1. “I remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.” – Melanie White

2. “When I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of ‘fun’ changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.” – Dave Barry

3. “Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.” – C.S. Lewis

4. “At thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.” – Greg Tamblyn

5. “Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade.” – Melanie White

6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’” – Ann Landers

7. “Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.” – Pete Rose

8. “Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” – Robert Frost

9. “Being 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.” – Melanie White

10. “Turning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.” – Dwight Shrute

11. “I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.” – Oscar Wilde

12. “Thirty really sneaks up on you – kinda like a thong.” – Melanie White

13. “When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol

14. “When you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you’ve discovered there’s a brake pedal too.” – Greg Tamblyn

15. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler

16. “Everyone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I’ve just settled.” – Melanie White

Palabras finales

Ahora tienes todo lo que necesitas para escribir la tarjeta de felicitación de cumpleaños más divertida. Si quieres enviar a un amigo una sencilla mensaje de cumpleaños en las redes sociales, puedes encontrar un divertido meme de cumpleaños y enviarlo junto con tu texto.

Y si necesitas una idea de regalo divertida para su 30 cumpleaños, puedes regalarle una camiseta personalizada con una de estas citas o chistes divertidos sobre cumplir 30 años. Les hará reír y hará que tu regalo sea único.

I’m sure you’ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…