10 coisas que vão acontecer quando se tem um professor jeitoso

Como tudo o resto, a universidade tem os seus lados bons e maus. Estudar, prazos, exames e trabalhos podem ser muito cansativos, mas quando se tem um professor jeitoso, todas estas coisas tornam-se subitamente fáceis.

Dá por si a ouvir atentamente as suas aulas (sem se aperceber disso), as suas notas são fantásticas e deseja que o semestre nunca acabe. Um professor jeitoso torna-se a tua maior motivação e guia durante os desafios da faculdade.

10 coisas que vão acontecer quando se tem um professor jeitoso:

Assiste sempre às aulas a horas

Yup. You don’t postpone your alarm 15 times like you used to do before. You get up even before the alarm sound and you jump into your carefully devised outfit, running for life so that you aren’t a second late.

And when you arrive, you’re always there sitting in the front checking the expression on his face that will confirm his notice of your arrival on time. And then you feel proud of yourself for completing the most important task of your day.

Trabalha arduamente para ter boas notas

And I mean, really hard. No more lying to yourself that you’re going to start studying on Monday. You work on every assignment like it’s your last and you pray to God that you succeed in getting good grades so that you can proudly wear the badge of his favorite student.

Sometimes you overwork yourself just because you want to astonish him with your pure knowledge and some interesting facts on certain topics. Good grades have become a must and you’ll do anything to achieve it.

Absorve todas as suas palavras

Listening to your hot professor is like listening to birds chirping (except that you’re on college and not in nature). Presta especial atenção a tudo o que ele diz e tentas memorizar tudo.

You always make sure to copy everything from the blackboard even though the rest of the students are not bothering doing it. And you feel like it’s your holy duty to ask him to explain again something you didn’t catch.

You’re always the one answering his questions

Contempla todas as possíveis perguntas que ele pode fazer e prepara a sua melhor resposta para cada tópico que lhe vem à cabeça. Espera que esta epifania aconteça desde o momento em que se levanta de manhã.

You waited for him to ask the question so that you can reply with your perfect answer and make him aware of your intelligence. But, if somehow you’ve failed at answering correctly, that will be your biggest curse of the day and this curse will stay on your mind for the next two months.

Se fores apanhada a olhar para ele

Tenta olhar para ele o mínimo possível e, quando o faz, certifica-se de que o faz de forma subtil. Mas, por vezes, é apanhada a olhar e, sempre que ele repara, tem um ligeiro ataque cardíaco e pensa que a sua vida acabou.

When the panic attack is over, you are able to get back to what you were doing. Staring at him becomes your secret pleasure and silent killer at the same time. You can’t help yourself not looking at him, but when you do, you can’t survive him noticing it.

Persegue-o nas redes sociais

Não se esquece de verificar todos os seus perfis nas redes sociais. Se alguém lhe perguntasse, seria capaz de reconhecer metade da sua família (através de fotografias) e todos os locais onde passa o seu tempo livre.

You’re also familiar with his daily routine and you already know where he’s going to travel after the semester ends. Sometimes you find yourself imagining the conversation the two of you would have had you found the courage to contact him. And you enjoy it. A lot.

Fazes sempre um esforço para te apresentares bem na aula dele

Having a hot professor means there’s no place for bad hair day or not knowing what to wear. Making efforts to look your best (even when you would rather oversleep the rest of the month) is definitely a must.

And you’re forever anxious whether he’s going to notice your tremendous efforts regarding your looks. You even get imaginary offended if he didn’t notice your new hairstyle you’ve designed only to his likings. And you’re assured that you have every right to feel the way you do.

As horas de expediente são a sua segunda casa

Before him, you didn’t bother attending office hours at all. But now, they’ve become your second home and every time you enter his office, you turn on your little brain scanner to absorb as much details as possible.

If you don’t have a reason to visit him during his office hours, you’ll invent one. Pretending that you don’t understand something has become your second nature and you’re a pro at it.

Pensa-se muito nele

You will contemplate about him when you’re sitting in class, when you’re at home, when you’re with your friends and when you go to sleep. You simply can’t resist his hypnotic appearance when he enters the classroom and especially when he’s writing on the board.

When he’s writing on the board, you know you’re safe for the time being and you’re allowed to contemplate about every possible scene that would occur if the two of you happened to be alone. And when he asks you a question, you realize that you’ve gone too far and you try hard to get back to reality.

Aproveita cada segundo do semestre

Os semestres nunca foram tão agradáveis. Desde o momento em que te levantas, a pensar na roupa perfeita, até ao momento em que te despedes até à aula seguinte. Desfrutas de cada segundo passado na aula dele e mesmo nas outras aulas.

De repente, nada parece inatingível ou demasiado complicado. É capaz de encontrar soluções para todos os problemas que possam surgir. E espera secretamente que ele também lhe dê aulas no semestre seguinte.

Till then, you assure yourself that you’ll somehow devise a plan on how to make him fall for you or how to attract him by reading thousands of articles on the Internet. And you keep hoping for the best.