100 coisas sexy e esquisitas para dizer ao seu namorado para o excitar

Já alguma vez quis ser capaz de dizer uma determinada coisa e excitar imediatamente um homem? Se sim, não está sozinha e está no sítio certo.

As mensagens de texto são vitais para manter a relação quente nos dias de hoje e, francamente, nunca foi tão fácil fazer o trabalho como nos dias de hoje.

Neste artigo, encontrará vários tipos diferentes de mensagens de texto que são concebidos para excitar o seu homem e deixá-lo com vontade o mais rapidamente possível.

It’s quite exhilarating how these 160 characters can bring you so much closer to your partner (ou um potencial parceiro) e fazem-no querer arrancar-te a roupa em segundos.

Existem outras formas de penetrate a man’s psyche e aprender a transformar as suas fantasias em realidade e a satisfazer as suas necessidades emocionais e torná-lo teu para sempre. A única coisa que precisa para que isso aconteça é AQUI.

Aqui estão algumas coisas picantes que pode dizer ao seu homem e que o vão excitar imediatamente e deixá-lo excitado por si:

Coisas esquisitas para dizer ao seu namorado

1.  I had a very dirty dream last night and I’ll give you three guesses who the main guy in it was? Here’s a hint… He’s reading this right now.

2.  Lying in bed, half naked and beyond bored… Kind of wishing you were here to play Simon Says with me right now.

3. I feel like there’s something truly missing in my life… To be exact—you, between my legs.

4. If I was lucky enough to be with you at this very moment, tell me all the places you would want me to touch you. I’ll remember it for the next time I see you.

5.. Tenho de ser honesto contigo. A única coisa que quero neste momento é estar nu contigo ao meu lado.

6. Hi. Here I am sucking on a Blow Pop right now and all I’m able to think is how I wish it was you instead.

7. Hey babe. Guess who’s been a really naughty girl today and is in need of some serious spanking? You’ve got one guess…

8. There’s this song that I’m listening to right now and it’s making me think of none other than you.

It’s a really naughty one so remind me to play it the next time we’re getting it on.

9. If you can guess what I’m thinking at this moment, I’ll make any of your dirtiest wishes come true.

Hint: it involves my tongue and a part of your body that I’m really fond of.

10. Will you do me a favor and finally resolve my dilemma? I want to know if you’re as steamy in bed as you are in my thoughts…

11. I have to admit something. Every time I think of you, I touch myself…

12. Sê sincero. Quantos sonhos porcos tiveste comigo? O meu número quando se trata de ti é muito alto.

13. If I told you that I’d let you do anything you want to me, what would be the first thing you did?

14. Work sucks. Especially when all I can think about is this hot guy I know and his freaking amazing body…

15. Hey, I thought I’d let you know that if you’re ever going through a hard time, like a really hard time, I’m there for you. I’d be more than happy to give you a hand if you need one.

16. I’ve got to be honest with you… Your mouth is kind of magical. The things you can do with your lips blow my mind, I’m not sure you’re even human.

17. I just showered and immediately had this urge to text this hot stud I know. I didn’t even manage to put any clothes on. If you know someone who’s interested, tell him to come over.

18. Could you maybe help me put some sunscreen on? And later on, if it’s not too much of a hassle, help me get this bikini off.

19. Acabei de jantar e estou a pensar em comer uma sobremesa. Queres vir cá a casa e talvez trazer um pouco de chantilly e usar roupas leves que sejam fáceis de tirar?

20. If you tell me the filthiest thing you ever thought about me, I’ll tell you the dirtiest dream I had about you…

21. A caminho de casa do trabalho e já pensei em cinco cenários porcos que quero experimentar contigo esta noite.

22. There’s nowhere I’d rather be than in bed with you.

23. Just finished getting myself off and thought of you the whole way through… Damn it, you’re SO good.

24. Já te masturbaste hoje ou precisas de ajuda?

25. I think it’s time we tried that thing we keep going back and forth about.

26. Think about what you want me to do to you tonight and I’ll do my best.

Coisas sensuais para dizer ao seu namorado

1. You look so fine today. Wondering how I know even though I haven’t seen you yet? Because you look damn good every day.

2. Que tal fazermos finalmente alguma coisa em relação a esta tensão sexual penetrante entre nós?

3. Question. There’s this super cute guy I can’t stop thinking about… nor do I want to. What should I do about it?

4. If we were together right now, we most definitely wouldn’t be flirting or hugging for too long and wanting to rip each other’s clothes off, or anything fun like that.

5. I really want you to come over this weekend but I can’t promise that I’ll be able to keep my hands to myself. Are you cool with that?

6. So are we really just chilling tonight or do you have some other, dirtier plans? I wouldn’t mind either way…

7. Want me to tell you the things I’ll do to you tonight? Well, I hope you’re a patient guy, because you’re going to have to wait and see.

8. In my dream, you keep getting me naked… So weird. Do you have any idea what that’s all about?

9. Just read that caffeine boosts a woman’s sexual desire. Is that the reason you keep buying me coffee?

10. I know you’re thinking about me naked right now… Don’t let me stop you!

11. Sabes qual é a minha coisa preferida no mundo? A segunda palavra deste texto.

12. There’s this girl I know who has a huge paixão por ti… What should I tell her? Hint: she’s texting you right now.

13. You suck at pretending you don’t want me… But I don’t mind.

14. Quick question: What should a person do when they can’t get someone out of their head and they don’t know how to tell the person that?

15. Just wanted you to know that I think you’re really cute. And hot. And smart. And all I want to do is put my lips on yours!

16. It’s supposed to be a really hot day today. So I’ll probably just be wearing a thong and nothing else in bed all day. What are your plans for today?

17. Feliz aniversário! Esta noite, todos os teus desejos escaldantes vão realizar-se.

18. I was just in the middle of watching a show and I suddenly remembered how hot you looked the other day and I had to take a long break… if you catch my drift.

19. My friends are always telling how I can’t stop talking about you but in all honesty, how is it my fault that you’re the sexiest human who I’ve ever shared my bed with?

20. What are your plans for tonight? Wanted to get reservations for your bedroom, so I just want to make sure it’s available for the rest of the night?

21. Bom dia! I’m going braless today and I feel so free. Just thought you’d like to know.

22. The thought of seeing you tonight suddenly left me with zero clothes on… Weird, huh?

23. Tonight, let me be the boss and you just relax. I’ll do all the dirty work and all you have to do is scream.

Coisas sensuais para dizer a um homem para o excitar

1. Adoro o aspeto do teu corpo quando tiras todas aquelas roupas desnecessárias.

2. I’m naked right now and have nothing to do. If you have any ideas, I am open to suggestions… and much more.

3. Remember that thing I talked to you about doing in bed? I think it’s finally time we tried it, what do you think?

4. If I was there with you right now, I’d push you onto the bed, tear your clothes off and do whatever the fuck I wanted to do to you… Too bad you’re so far away.

5. I keep replaying last night in my head. It’s been on loop for hours now… Send help.

6. When you come over, meet me straight in the bedroom. I’m feeling really horny today.

7. Tem algumas fantasias e como posso ajudar a torná-las realidade?

8. Quero-te aqui e agora. Algum problema com isso?

9. As minhas mãos. As minhas ancas. Os meus lábios. O teu corpo. Hoje à noite.

10. You can’t even imagine the amount of fun we’d be having if you were here tonight…

11. Just put on some really crazy underwear. I barely put them on from all the straps. I’m going to need your help taking them off!

12. My roommates are finally gone for the weekend so we can be as loud and as crazy as we want. And I’m really in the mood for some shenanigans today.

13. I have to show you something so you better come over! The only thing is, you’re going to have to undress me to see it… Hope that’s okay.

14. Nada me apetece mais do que pensar em ti nua.

15. You should arrange to go in late to work tomorrow because I’m planning on staying up really late with you tonight.

16. Let me be clear. When you come over later, I’m going to undress you really slowly. I’m going to take my time unzipping your pants and take them off one leg at a time. I’m going to take off your boxers and throw them out of my sight and anything that might happen next is totally up to you.

17. I’m touching myself as we speak… and kind of wishing you were here to help me.

18. If you’re not too busy today, I was thinking we could maybe have sex all day long? Let me know your plans so we can work something out.

19. Se me pudesses fazer tudo o que quisesses neste momento, o que farias? E o que é que tu à espera de?

20. Qual é a tua coisa preferida que eu já te fiz na cama?

21. Já alguém te disse como és incrivelmente sexy?

22. You can come over but there is only one rule. You may not keep your hands to yourself. Actually, I’ll show you exactly where you should put them.

Coisas para dizer ao seu namorado para o excitar

1. There’s a guy in my life I’m crazy about but he can’t know! OMG I can’t believe I sent this to you… Oh well, now that you know, want to curtir?

2. Algumas pessoas dizem to-may-to. Algumas pessoas dizem "para-mais-para". E eu digo "quero-te e preciso de ti neste momento".

3. Diz lá: O que é que é bonito, giro e pode ficar duro como uma pedra?

4. I’m watching HBO and boy have I got ideas for us later on! Next time, you’re watching it with me so we can try it out as we’re watching.

5. I’ve got a BA in Communications, so there’s no one more qualified to dar cabo da cabeça tonight… Just saying.

6. One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, don’t give me tricks. Seven, eight, don’t be late. Nine, ten, see you then.

7. Did you know that today is National Donut Day? We should celebrate it in my bedroom and I’ll bring the sugar!

8. I have to tell you something… You have a really hot body. Hope you don’t hold it against me? But in all honesty, I really wouldn’t mind touching you now as you’re unzipping my pants.

9. Acreditas na luxúria à primeira vista ou devo passar por ti mais uma vez?

10. My dad always made sure I knew I deserved to be treated like a princess. And you know that princesses like it hot in bed… So what are you going to do about that?

11. Your body is so hot it’s making me so thirsty… Was that sexy? Let me try again… I’m not wearing anything right now. How about that?

12. The top three hottest things on this planet are your chin, your shoulders, and your… I think you know where I’m going with this.

13. So, I’m outside. I’m not wearing much. There’s a lot of my clothes missing but nobody’s calling the cops. Can you guess the items that are missing or should I show you?

14. I got almost no sleep last night preparing for what I’m about to do to you tonight starting at 7 pm sharp.

15. Just thought I’d let you know I’ve been picturing you naked all day today and damn… You’re fine as fuck.

16. On the count of three, let’s both say what we’re thinking about. One… two… I really want to fuck you.

17. I was just listening to some music and thought of you… OK, you got me. I wasn’t listening to anything really. I don’t really need an excuse to pensar em si.

18. A hundred things I like about you: 1. You’re hot. 2. You’re hot. 3. You’re hot. I think you get where this is heading.

19. Imagine my bed as a football field and you’re running for a touchdown. Now show me what you’re made of!

20. You’re so sexy, I could look at you all day and never blink…

21. Planos para esta noite: Uma garrafa de vinho, uma conversa agradável, seguida de uma ação não tão agradável debaixo dos lençóis.

22. You’re so hot I feel dirty just thinking about you. On that note… I need to take a shower.

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Coisas esquisitas para dizer ao seu namorado por mensagem de texto

1. When you get home today, I am going to undress you, handcuff you to the bed, ride you harder than ever before and make you scream with pleasure. Just thought you’d like to be prepared for what’s coming.

2. Kiss me all over and don’t stop, I want to feel your hard-on all over my body as you’re licking me top to bottom.

3. First, I’m going to blow your mind and later, I’m going to blow something else. I want you to take complete control of my body and do whatever you want with it. Tonight, you’re the teacher and I’m the student.

4. Estou tão excitada só de pensar no que me fizeste ontem à noite. Só me apetece bater na tua virilha toda a noite, sentindo-te ficar duro e montando-te sem parar. Tira-o para fora das calças e faz a tua cena enquanto pensas em mim.

5. I want to take your manhood in my hands, stroke it gently and watch you moan with pleasure, until you just can’t take it anymore…

6. I’m checking out sex toys right now and I’m probably getting a few… Do you have any suggestions?

7. Quero fazer tantas coisas quentes e coisas sujas to you that I don’t even know where to begin. Strip all your clothes off and feel your sculpted body all over before I ride you and feel you inside me.

8. I’m alone in bed and so wet… I need you here with me, because you always know exactly what to do and how to handle me and my needs…

9. Quero que proves os meus seios e que chupes os meus mamilos duros o mais intensamente possível.

10. Quero que me amarres as mãos atrás da cabeça e me faças como fazem nos filmes porno. Sê tão duro quanto quiseres e leva-me como quiseres.

11. Let’s try out as many sexual positions as we can possibly think of. I want to see how much we can get done tonight and we’ll continue tomorrow if we get too exhausted.

12. I’m not wearing underwear today and I really wish you were here to put your hand down there and get me wet…

13. Esta noite, a tua tarefa é arrancar-me as cuecas com os teus dentes e depois continuar a dar-me prazer com a tua boca e especialmente com a tua língua da melhor maneira que souberes.

14. Blindfold me and do me in the freakiest ways possible. I have complete trust in you so use my body as a canvas and get creative and sexy…

15. I have this insane urge to fuck you in every room of the house. Don’t leave any room untouched. The kitchen, the bathroom, the hallway… Let’s get to it.

16. Quero atirar-te para a cama, rastejar para cima de ti e chupar-te a pila durante o máximo de tempo possível.

17. I’ve been wanting to try something really dirty and I think you’re just the guy to do it with.

18. I am begging you to take all my clothes off, push me onto my bed and do me really slowly…

19. Quero cobrir-te de calda de chocolate e depois começar a lamber-te da cabeça para baixo, até começar a verdadeira diversão.

20. Espero que tenham dormido bem ontem à noite, porque o que preparei para vocês esta noite vai consumir uma tonelada da vossa energia. Só espero que consigas lidar com esta tarefa difícil.

21. You should really come over because I am getting too wet and I’m all by myself…

22. I am going to take you in with such pleasure and you won’t be able to believe all the things I can do with my tongue.

23. I haven’t been able to get any work done today because all I can think about is how much I want you to fuck me.

24. Sei exatamente como queres, mas vou fazer com que me implores para te fazer todas essas coisas.

25. I am going touching myself right now and I am picturing it is your hand instead of mine…

26. Do you want to see me make out with a girl while you’re watching? I can make it happen as long as you can get here as soon as possible.

Coisas quentes para dizer na cama a um homem

1. You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure.

2. Todo o meu corpo está a tremer.

3. Podes ficar dentro de mim para sempre?

4. A vista por baixo de ti é tão deliciosa.

5. I’m so glad we’re alone because I’ve been having filthy thoughts all day.

6. Adoro a forma como me preenches.

7. O meu corpo pertence-te, toma tudo de mim.

8. Fico sempre arrepiada quando me agarras no cabelo.

9. I’m just going to rub your leg, let’s see how long it takes you to get hard.

10. Adoro quando brincas comigo aí em baixo.

11. I’ve been planning what I’ll do to you in bed all week. I am going to blow your mind.

12. Now that we’re alone, I need to feel you inside me.

13. Adoro quando me abraças o traseiro, faz-me querer mais de ti.

14. Foste feito para estar dentro de mim.

15. I know you’ve already had dinner, but what about dessert?

16. I’ve been very bold and need to be punished.

17. Quero ver todos os truques de magia que a tua língua consegue fazer.

18. Podia ter um orgasmo só de olhar para os teus olhos.

19. Às vezes, só os teus beijos excitam-me.

20. Sabes que não estou a usar nada por baixo desta camisa de noite, certo?

21. És realmente linda por baixo das tuas roupas.

22. Parece que me podia fazer todo o tipo de coisas porcas.

23. Spank me and tell me I’ve been a bad girl.