5 Respostas fantásticas para um rapaz demasiado sedutor

Alguma vez conheceste um tipo que não resiste a uma frase de engate pirosa, por mais pirosa que pareça? Sim, eu também. Demasiadas para contar.

Mas, em vez de uma rejeição maldosa, acho que é refrescante lidar com isso com uma dose de humor.

So, instead of a harsh comeback that will come off too abrasive, I use funny remarks that are at the same time fun but also clear and make him see I’m not interested.

There’s a fine line between a mysterious flirt and a totally annoying douchebag.

Quando sentir que essa linha foi ultrapassada, use algumas destas linhas que o ajudarão a livrar-se do tipo, sem ser demasiado rude.

When he uses the ‘’Oh, I know where I’ve seen you before – in my dreams!’’ pick-up line

Os rapazes abusam mesmo desta. Devem pensar que faz com que nós, mulheres, nos sintamos especiais ou algo do género, mas, na realidade, tornou-se muito antigo e foleiro, e nenhuma rapariga com algum respeito por si própria cairá nessa.

The best reply for this is: ‘’That’s weird because it feels more like a nightmare.’’

This will show him he’s not dealing with just any chick, but one who is not afraid of pointing out how weak and unimaginative his line is.

He’ll probably find it funny, but he’ll get the point and get out of your hair. If he wants to impress you, it’s going to need much more work.

When he uses the ‘’Damn, girl… you just took my breath away.’’ pick-up line

It’s weird that any guy still actually believes this will work on women.

Nothing like a good, old breath line. If a guy approaches you with this, don’t be afraid to be very clear about your thoughts.

You can say this: ‘’That’s unfortunate… because yours is pushing me away.’’

This might make him feel a little uncomfortable, but hey, you’ve got to ser honesto. Talvez o faça pensar da próxima vez que tentar abordar uma mulher sem usar uma pastilha de menta e um hálito não tão fresco.

When he uses the ‘’Oh shit, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?’’ pick-up line

Normalmente, este tipo espera até a ver a utilizar o telemóvel antes de a abordar com esta frase datada e pirosa.

If he actually goes through with it, here’s what you should answer with: ‘’911.’’

This is straight to the point and really funny! He’ll most probably find it amusing and laugh, realizing what a foolish way to pick you up that was.

This is probably not the guy for you if he’s still using this line, but you can share a laugh, if nothing else.

When he uses the ‘’Where have you been all my life?’’ pick-up line

This is in a way a well thought-line simply because by asking you a question, it requires an answer, so he’s guaranteed some communication, as short as it might be.

If you’re not interested, simply reply: ‘’Living mine.’’ It is short, not so sweet, and leaves him with a clear message.

A little bit of sarcasm is always welcome in letting a guy know you’re not really interested in hearing any more of him.

If he wants to impress you, he’s going to have to come up with a much more imaginative line or just by being himself.

I wonder if they’ll learn that’s all we really want.

When he uses the ‘’What’s your sign?’’ pick-up line

How many times have you been approached by being asked about your sign or something in that area? God knows I’ve experienced it so much that it truly only makes me cringe.

When a guy asks you about your sign, don’t be shy to tell him: ‘’Do not enter.’’ He asked for a sign, didn’t he?

Bem, até ele arranjar outra coisa que não seja isto, ele pode dizer adeus a a conversar contigo.

Guys really don’t seem to bother anymore with anything meaningful, and they will just use any pathetic line they’ve got, thinking it will actually work.

It rarely does, so until they learn, don’t hesitate to be a little witty and harsh when thinking of um bom regresso.

Eles precisam de uma boa verificação da realidade, e os seus comentários espirituosos são a coisa certa para os trazer de volta ao planeta Terra.

A little fun has never hurt anybody; he’ll live.