10 pequeñas cosas molestas que todo novio hace regularmente
Los novios son criaturas muy raras.
En un momento se muestran cariñosos y te colman de dulces gestosy luego otro empiezan a hacer sus cositas molestas como dejar los calcetines debajo de la cama para toda la eternidad, haciendo así que pongas a prueba tu tolerancia.
But, who can blame them? It seems it’s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.
However, one thing’s for sure—they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we’ll never stop bitching about them.
The only thing that’s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!
1. Pedos y eructos en todos los frentes
A convenient time for farting and burping doesn’t exist.
Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don’t have to download to play.
No matter how hard you try to convince them that there’s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.
Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don’t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).
2. Se pone los zapatos mientras está tumbado en el sofá
Se pasa todo el día en zapatillas ahí fuera, y luego entra despreocupadamente en el local y se tumba en el sofá sin dejar de llevar las mismas malditas zapatillas.
¿Tan difícil es quitárselos como el resto de la humanidad? Supongo que éste seguirá siendo un enigma eterno.
3. Deja los calcetines debajo de la cama o en el suelo para toda la eternidad
Lo mismo ocurre con los calcetines. No es lo mismo dejar los calcetines debajo de la cama o en el suelo que meterlos en la cesta.
Lo creas o no, no se lavarán solos por arte de magia si los dejas pudriéndose en el suelo.
Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It’s really as simple as that.
4. Platos de hojas
You seriously dare to complain that you don’t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?
Para ser más exactos, los ordenabas como si jugaras al maldito Tetris (y para ser sincero a veces me asombra).
5. Olvida los planes si se hacen unas noches antes
Si los planes no se anuncian diez días antes del acontecimiento y se repiten aproximadamente diez veces cada día, los olvidará.
Whether deliberate or not, it just isn’t fucking fair.
If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I’m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you’re told to.
6. Usa tu toalla
¿En serio? ¿Por qué es tan difícil prestar atención e intentar memorizar qué toalla es la tuya?
Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it’s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?
I certainly don’t want my face to smell like your ass because it’s not hygienic (if you’re even familiar with the word).
7. Remains silent when you’re pissed off
If I’m pissed off and you’re being silent, you will make it even worse!
There’s no need to alejarse and leave me be because with such behavior, you’ll make me even more pissed off. It’s as simple as that.
Di cualquier cosa, pero no te quedes callado.
8. Recoge lo que no debe de la tienda
You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You’re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.
En su lugar, te trae a diario salvaslips. De alguna manera, por arte de magia, siempre se las arregla para coger algo equivocado de la tienda (sin ni siquiera intentarlo).
Y si le das toda la lista, siempre habrá al menos una cosa que haya leído mal.
9. Doesn’t notice the mess around him
Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn’t notice the mess around him.
And when you ask him when he’s about to clean the mess, he asks you: “What mess?”
And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something’s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn’t give a shit about it.
10. Pretends he’s listening to you
Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you’re talking about?
I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we’ll never understand how their silly brains work).
