100 cose sexy e stravaganti da dire al tuo ragazzo per eccitarlo
Avete mai desiderato di essere in grado di dire una certa cosa e di eccitare immediatamente un ragazzo? Se è così, non siete sole e siete nel posto giusto.
I messaggi di testo sono fondamentali per mantenere una relazione di coppia e, in tutta franchezza, non è mai stato così facile portare a termine il lavoro come al giorno d'oggi.
In questo articolo, troverete diversi tipi di messaggi di testo che sono stati pensati per eccitare il vostro uomo e per fargli ritrovare l'umore al più presto.
It’s quite exhilarating how these 160 characters can bring you so much closer to your partner (o un potenziale partner) e fargli venire voglia di strapparvi i vestiti di dosso in pochi secondi.
Ci sono altri modi per penetrate a man’s psyche e imparare come, trasformando le sue fantasie in realtà, soddisfare il suo bisogni emotivi e farlo vostro per sempre. L'unica cosa di cui avete bisogno per far sì che questo accada è QUI.
Ecco alcune cose piccanti che potete dire al vostro uomo e che lo ecciteranno immediatamente e lo faranno eccitare per voi:
Cose strane da dire al proprio fidanzato
1. I had a very dirty dream last night and I’ll give you three guesses who the main guy in it was? Here’s a hint… He’s reading this right now.
2. Lying in bed, half naked and beyond bored… Kind of wishing you were here to play Simon Says with me right now.
3. I feel like there’s something truly missing in my life… To be exact—you, between my legs.
4. If I was lucky enough to be with you at this very moment, tell me all the places you would want me to touch you. I’ll remember it for the next time I see you.
5.. Devo essere sincero con te. L'unica cosa che voglio in questo momento è essere nudo con te al mio fianco.
6. Hi. Here I am sucking on a Blow Pop right now and all I’m able to think is how I wish it was you instead.
7. Hey babe. Guess who’s been a really naughty girl today and is in need of some serious spanking? You’ve got one guess…
8. There’s this song that I’m listening to right now and it’s making me think of none other than you.
It’s a really naughty one so remind me to play it the next time we’re getting it on.
9. If you can guess what I’m thinking at this moment, I’ll make any of your dirtiest wishes come true.
Hint: it involves my tongue and a part of your body that I’m really fond of.
10. Will you do me a favor and finally resolve my dilemma? I want to know if you’re as steamy in bed as you are in my thoughts…
11. I have to admit something. Every time I think of you, I touch myself…
12. Sii sincero. Quanti sogni sconci hai fatto su di me? Il mio numero quando si tratta di te è molto alto.
13. If I told you that I’d let you do anything you want to me, what would be the first thing you did?
14. Work sucks. Especially when all I can think about is this hot guy I know and his freaking amazing body…
15. Hey, I thought I’d let you know that if you’re ever going through a hard time, like a really hard time, I’m there for you. I’d be more than happy to give you a hand if you need one.
16. I’ve got to be honest with you… Your mouth is kind of magical. The things you can do with your lips blow my mind, I’m not sure you’re even human.
17. I just showered and immediately had this urge to text this hot stud I know. I didn’t even manage to put any clothes on. If you know someone who’s interested, tell him to come over.
18. Could you maybe help me put some sunscreen on? And later on, if it’s not too much of a hassle, help me get this bikini off.
19. Ho appena cenato e sto pensando di mangiare un po' di dolce. Vuoi venire da noi, magari portando della panna montata e indossando abiti leggeri e facili da togliere?
20. If you tell me the filthiest thing you ever thought about me, I’ll tell you the dirtiest dream I had about you…
21. Sto tornando a casa dal lavoro e ho già pensato a cinque scenari sconci che voglio provare con te stasera.
22. There’s nowhere I’d rather be than in bed with you.
23. Just finished getting myself off and thought of you the whole way through… Damn it, you’re SO good.
24. Ti sei già masturbato oggi o hai bisogno di una mano?
25. I think it’s time we tried that thing we keep going back and forth about.
26. Think about what you want me to do to you tonight and I’ll do my best.
Cose sexy da dire al fidanzato
1. You look so fine today. Wondering how I know even though I haven’t seen you yet? Because you look damn good every day.
2. Che ne dite di fare finalmente qualcosa per questa penetrante tensione sessuale tra noi?
3. Question. There’s this super cute guy I can’t stop thinking about… nor do I want to. What should I do about it?
4. If we were together right now, we most definitely wouldn’t be flirting or hugging for too long and wanting to rip each other’s clothes off, or anything fun like that.
5. I really want you to come over this weekend but I can’t promise that I’ll be able to keep my hands to myself. Are you cool with that?
6. So are we really just chilling tonight or do you have some other, dirtier plans? I wouldn’t mind either way…
7. Want me to tell you the things I’ll do to you tonight? Well, I hope you’re a patient guy, because you’re going to have to wait and see.
8. In my dream, you keep getting me naked… So weird. Do you have any idea what that’s all about?
9. Just read that caffeine boosts a woman’s sexual desire. Is that the reason you keep buying me coffee?
10. I know you’re thinking about me naked right now… Don’t let me stop you!
11. Sapete qual è la cosa che preferisco al mondo? La seconda parola di questo testo.
12. There’s this girl I know who has a huge cotta per te… What should I tell her? Hint: she’s texting you right now.
13. You suck at pretending you don’t want me… But I don’t mind.
14. Quick question: What should a person do when they can’t get someone out of their head and they don’t know how to tell the person that?
15. Just wanted you to know that I think you’re really cute. And hot. And smart. And all I want to do is put my lips on yours!
16. It’s supposed to be a really hot day today. So I’ll probably just be wearing a thong and nothing else in bed all day. What are your plans for today?
17. Buon compleanno! Questa sera tutti i tuoi desideri più piccanti si avvereranno.
18. I was just in the middle of watching a show and I suddenly remembered how hot you looked the other day and I had to take a long break… if you catch my drift.
19. My friends are always telling how I can’t stop talking about you but in all honesty, how is it my fault that you’re the sexiest human who I’ve ever shared my bed with?
20. What are your plans for tonight? Wanted to get reservations for your bedroom, so I just want to make sure it’s available for the rest of the night?
21. Buongiorno! I’m going braless today and I feel so free. Just thought you’d like to know.
22. The thought of seeing you tonight suddenly left me with zero clothes on… Weird, huh?
23. Tonight, let me be the boss and you just relax. I’ll do all the dirty work and all you have to do is scream.
Cose sexy da dire a un ragazzo per eccitarlo
1. Mi piace l'aspetto del tuo corpo quando ti togli tutti i vestiti inutili.
2. I’m naked right now and have nothing to do. If you have any ideas, I am open to suggestions… and much more.
3. Remember that thing I talked to you about doing in bed? I think it’s finally time we tried it, what do you think?
4. If I was there with you right now, I’d push you onto the bed, tear your clothes off and do whatever the fuck I wanted to do to you… Too bad you’re so far away.
5. I keep replaying last night in my head. It’s been on loop for hours now… Send help.
6. When you come over, meet me straight in the bedroom. I’m feeling really horny today.
7. Ha delle fantasie e come posso aiutarla a realizzarle?
8. Ti voglio qui, adesso. C'è qualche problema?
9. Le mie mani. I miei fianchi. Le mie labbra. Il tuo corpo. Stasera.
10. You can’t even imagine the amount of fun we’d be having if you were here tonight…
11. Just put on some really crazy underwear. I barely put them on from all the straps. I’m going to need your help taking them off!
12. My roommates are finally gone for the weekend so we can be as loud and as crazy as we want. And I’m really in the mood for some shenanigans today.
13. I have to show you something so you better come over! The only thing is, you’re going to have to undress me to see it… Hope that’s okay.
14. Niente mi mette di buon umore come il pensiero di te nudo.
15. You should arrange to go in late to work tomorrow because I’m planning on staying up really late with you tonight.
16. Let me be clear. When you come over later, I’m going to undress you really slowly. I’m going to take my time unzipping your pants and take them off one leg at a time. I’m going to take off your boxers and throw them out of my sight and anything that might happen next is totally up to you.
17. I’m touching myself as we speak… and kind of wishing you were here to help me.
18. If you’re not too busy today, I was thinking we could maybe have sex all day long? Let me know your plans so we can work something out.
19. Se potessi farmi tutto quello che vuoi in questo momento, cosa faresti? E cosa sei in attesa di?
20. Qual è la tua cosa preferita che ti ho fatto a letto?
21. Ti hanno mai detto quanto sei incredibilmente sexy?
22. You can come over but there is only one rule. You may not keep your hands to yourself. Actually, I’ll show you exactly where you should put them.
Cose da dire al fidanzato per eccitarlo
1. There’s a guy in my life I’m crazy about but he can’t know! OMG I can’t believe I sent this to you… Oh well, now that you know, want to limonare?
2. Alcuni dicono to-may-to. C'è chi dice to-mah-to. E io dico "ti voglio" e "ho bisogno di te" in questo momento.
3. Indovinello: Cosa è bello, carino e può diventare duro come una roccia?
4. I’m watching HBO and boy have I got ideas for us later on! Next time, you’re watching it with me so we can try it out as we’re watching.
5. I’ve got a BA in Communications, so there’s no one more qualified to farvi perdere la testa tonight… Just saying.
6. One, two, I want to do you. Three, four, I want you more. Five, six, don’t give me tricks. Seven, eight, don’t be late. Nine, ten, see you then.
7. Did you know that today is National Donut Day? We should celebrate it in my bedroom and I’ll bring the sugar!
8. I have to tell you something… You have a really hot body. Hope you don’t hold it against me? But in all honesty, I really wouldn’t mind touching you now as you’re unzipping my pants.
9. Credi nella lussuria a prima vista o devo passare accanto a te un'altra volta?
10. My dad always made sure I knew I deserved to be treated like a princess. And you know that princesses like it hot in bed… So what are you going to do about that?
11. Your body is so hot it’s making me so thirsty… Was that sexy? Let me try again… I’m not wearing anything right now. How about that?
12. The top three hottest things on this planet are your chin, your shoulders, and your… I think you know where I’m going with this.
13. So, I’m outside. I’m not wearing much. There’s a lot of my clothes missing but nobody’s calling the cops. Can you guess the items that are missing or should I show you?
14. I got almost no sleep last night preparing for what I’m about to do to you tonight starting at 7 pm sharp.
15. Just thought I’d let you know I’ve been picturing you naked all day today and damn… You’re fine as fuck.
16. On the count of three, let’s both say what we’re thinking about. One… two… I really want to fuck you.
17. I was just listening to some music and thought of you… OK, you got me. I wasn’t listening to anything really. I don’t really need an excuse to pensare a te.
18. A hundred things I like about you: 1. You’re hot. 2. You’re hot. 3. You’re hot. I think you get where this is heading.
19. Imagine my bed as a football field and you’re running for a touchdown. Now show me what you’re made of!
20. You’re so sexy, I could look at you all day and never blink…
21. Progetti per stasera: Una bottiglia di vino, una bella conversazione, seguita da un'azione non proprio piacevole sotto le lenzuola.
22. You’re so hot I feel dirty just thinking about you. On that note… I need to take a shower.
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Cose strane da dire al tuo ragazzo via SMS
1. When you get home today, I am going to undress you, handcuff you to the bed, ride you harder than ever before and make you scream with pleasure. Just thought you’d like to be prepared for what’s coming.
2. Kiss me all over and don’t stop, I want to feel your hard-on all over my body as you’re licking me top to bottom.
3. First, I’m going to blow your mind and later, I’m going to blow something else. I want you to take complete control of my body and do whatever you want with it. Tonight, you’re the teacher and I’m the student.
4. Sono così eccitata al solo pensiero di quello che mi hai fatto ieri sera. Voglio strusciarmi sul tuo inguine per tutta la notte, sentendoti diventare duro e cavalcandoti senza sosta. Tiralo fuori dai pantaloni e fai le tue cose pensando a me.
5. I want to take your manhood in my hands, stroke it gently and watch you moan with pleasure, until you just can’t take it anymore…
6. I’m checking out sex toys right now and I’m probably getting a few… Do you have any suggestions?
7. Voglio fare tante cose calde e cose sporche to you that I don’t even know where to begin. Strip all your clothes off and feel your sculpted body all over before I ride you and feel you inside me.
8. I’m alone in bed and so wet… I need you here with me, because you always know exactly what to do and how to handle me and my needs…
9. Voglio che assaggi i miei seni e che succhi i miei capezzoli duri il più intensamente possibile.
10. Voglio che tu mi leghi le mani dietro la testa e mi faccia proprio come fanno nei porno. Sii rude quanto vuoi e prendimi come vuoi.
11. Let’s try out as many sexual positions as we can possibly think of. I want to see how much we can get done tonight and we’ll continue tomorrow if we get too exhausted.
12. I’m not wearing underwear today and I really wish you were here to put your hand down there and get me wet…
13. Stasera, il tuo compito è quello di strapparmi la biancheria intima con i denti e poi procedere a portarmi piacere con la bocca e soprattutto con la lingua nel modo migliore che conosci.
14. Blindfold me and do me in the freakiest ways possible. I have complete trust in you so use my body as a canvas and get creative and sexy…
15. I have this insane urge to fuck you in every room of the house. Don’t leave any room untouched. The kitchen, the bathroom, the hallway… Let’s get to it.
16. Voglio buttarti sul letto, strisciare su di te e succhiarti il cazzo il più a lungo possibile.
17. I’ve been wanting to try something really dirty and I think you’re just the guy to do it with.
18. I am begging you to take all my clothes off, push me onto my bed and do me really slowly…
19. Voglio ricoprirti di sciroppo al cioccolato dappertutto, poi iniziare a leccarti dalla testa fino in fondo, finché non inizia il vero divertimento.
20. Spero che abbiate dormito bene stanotte, perché quello che ho preparato per voi stasera richiederà una grande quantità di energie. Spero solo che riusciate a gestire questo difficile compito.
21. You should really come over because I am getting too wet and I’m all by myself…
22. I am going to take you in with such pleasure and you won’t be able to believe all the things I can do with my tongue.
23. I haven’t been able to get any work done today because all I can think about is how much I want you to fuck me.
24. So come lo vuoi, ma ti costringerò a implorarmi di farti tutte queste cose.
25. I am going touching myself right now and I am picturing it is your hand instead of mine…
26. Do you want to see me make out with a girl while you’re watching? I can make it happen as long as you can get here as soon as possible.
Cose piccanti da dire a letto a un uomo
1. You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure.
2. Tutto il mio corpo trema.
3. Puoi rimanere dentro di me per sempre?
4. La vista da sotto di voi è davvero deliziosa.
5. I’m so glad we’re alone because I’ve been having filthy thoughts all day.
6. Amo il modo in cui mi riempi.
7. Il mio corpo ti appartiene, prenditi tutto di me.
8. Mi vengono sempre i brividi quando mi afferri i capelli.
9. I’m just going to rub your leg, let’s see how long it takes you to get hard.
10. Mi piace quando giochi con me lì sotto.
11. I’ve been planning what I’ll do to you in bed all week. I am going to blow your mind.
12. Now that we’re alone, I need to feel you inside me.
13. Mi piace quando mi stringi il sedere, mi fa desiderare di più di te.
14. Sei stato creato per stare dentro di me.
15. I know you’ve already had dinner, but what about dessert?
16. I’ve been very bold and need to be punished.
17. Voglio vedere tutti i trucchi magici che la tua lingua sa fare.
18. Potrei avere un orgasmo solo guardandoti negli occhi.
19. A volte solo i tuoi baci mi eccitano.
20. Sai che non indosso nulla sotto questa camicia da notte, vero?
21. Sei davvero splendida sotto i vestiti.
22. Sembra che tu possa fare ogni genere di cose sporche con me.
23. Spank me and tell me I’ve been a bad girl.
