5 fantastiche risposte per un ragazzo troppo civettuolo
Vi è mai capitato di incontrare un ragazzo che non riesce a resistere a una frase smielata per rimorchiare, per quanto sembri banale? Sì, anch'io. Troppi per poterli contare.
Ma invece di un rifiuto meschino, trovo rinfrescante affrontarlo con una dose di umorismo.
So, instead of a harsh comeback that will come off too abrasive, I use funny remarks that are at the same time fun but also clear and make him see I’m not interested.
There’s a fine line between a mysterious flirt and a totally annoying douchebag.
Quando sentite che il limite è stato superato, usate alcune di queste frasi che vi aiuteranno a sbarazzarvi di lui, senza essere troppo scortesi.
When he uses the ‘’Oh, I know where I’ve seen you before – in my dreams!’’ pick-up line
I ragazzi ne fanno un uso davvero eccessivo. Pensano che faccia sentire noi donne speciali o qualcosa del genere, ma in realtà è diventata una cosa molto vecchia e banale, e nessuna ragazza con un po' di rispetto per se stessa ci cascherà mai.
The best reply for this is: ‘’That’s weird because it feels more like a nightmare.’’
This will show him he’s not dealing with just any chick, but one who is not afraid of pointing out how weak and unimaginative his line is.
He’ll probably find it funny, but he’ll get the point and get out of your hair. If he wants to impress you, it’s going to need much more work.
When he uses the ‘’Damn, girl… you just took my breath away.’’ pick-up line
It’s weird that any guy still actually believes this will work on women.
Nothing like a good, old breath line. If a guy approaches you with this, don’t be afraid to be very clear about your thoughts.
You can say this: ‘’That’s unfortunate… because yours is pushing me away.’’
This might make him feel a little uncomfortable, but hey, you’ve got to essere onesti. Potrebbe farlo riflettere la prossima volta che cercherà di avvicinare una donna senza usare una mentina e un alito non troppo fresco.
When he uses the ‘’Oh shit, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?’’ pick-up line
Di solito questo ragazzo aspetta di vedervi usare il telefono prima di approcciarvi con questa battuta datata e sdolcinata.
If he actually goes through with it, here’s what you should answer with: ‘’911.’’
This is straight to the point and really funny! He’ll most probably find it amusing and laugh, realizing what a foolish way to pick you up that was.
This is probably not the guy for you if he’s still using this line, but you can share a laugh, if nothing else.
When he uses the ‘’Where have you been all my life?’’ pick-up line
This is in a way a well thought-line simply because by asking you a question, it requires an answer, so he’s guaranteed some communication, as short as it might be.
If you’re not interested, simply reply: ‘’Living mine.’’ It is short, not so sweet, and leaves him with a clear message.
A little bit of sarcasm is always welcome in letting a guy know you’re not really interested in hearing any more of him.
If he wants to impress you, he’s going to have to come up with a much more imaginative line or just by being himself.
I wonder if they’ll learn that’s all we really want.
When he uses the ‘’What’s your sign?’’ pick-up line
How many times have you been approached by being asked about your sign or something in that area? God knows I’ve experienced it so much that it truly only makes me cringe.
When a guy asks you about your sign, don’t be shy to tell him: ‘’Do not enter.’’ He asked for a sign, didn’t he?
Beh, finché non se ne esce con qualcosa di diverso da questo, può dire addio a chiacchierare con te.
Guys really don’t seem to bother anymore with anything meaningful, and they will just use any pathetic line they’ve got, thinking it will actually work.
It rarely does, so until they learn, don’t hesitate to be a little witty and harsh when thinking of un buon ritorno.
Hanno bisogno di un buon controllo della realtà e le vostre osservazioni spiritose sono la cosa giusta per riportarli sul pianeta Terra.
A little fun has never hurt anybody; he’ll live.
