Le 100 migliori e più esilaranti battute sui 30 anni
Una persona che amate e a cui volete bene compie 30 anni e si sente in colpa per questo? Si sente come se dovesse piangere il suo compleanno invece di festeggiarlo?
You need to help them snap out of it and make them understand that the thirties are a very important milestone in every person’s life. Dovreste sottolineare i lati positivi di questo terzo decennio e farli ridere con battute super divertenti sui 30 anni.
To help you out, I’ve found some funny jokes and the best puns online about turning 30 and put them into this collection here. You can find a funny meme that will go with it, and there you’ll have it – the funniest and most unique 30th birthday card/message.
Auguri e battute divertenti sul compimento dei 30 anni
1. I wanted to get you a birthday cake, but I couldn’t afford that many candles! Have a good one anyway!
2. Your 30s – one decade closer to having dinner at 5 p.m.
3. Don’t feel down. 30 years old is only 120 months older than 20, and it’s going to be almost the same – just subtract 90% of the fun.
4. Quando si superano i trent'anni non cambia nulla, se non che bisogna sostituire la crema idratante con una crema anti-invecchiamento.
5. Avete compiuto 30 anni? La buona notizia è che ora potete permettervi una bottiglia di vino $10.
6. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni: dove tutti i vostri amici hanno figli, le parti del corpo vi fanno male senza motivo e addormentarvi entro le 21 è la vostra routine regolare, anche nei fine settimana.
7. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni, dove ogni fine settimana è un baby shower e i postumi della sbornia durano due giorni.
8. No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it’s at home with wine and pizza.
9. It could be worse. You could be turning 31…
10. Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.
11. When high schoolers start looking like preschoolers to you… you might be a 30-year-old. Happy birthday!
12. Ugh. Your thirties… when your friends from high school don’t invite you to their kids’ birthday parties anymore.
13. ‘You’re still a rockstar,’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at 9:45.
14. La vostra vita potrebbe essere finalmente unita, ma il vostro corpo sta cadendo a pezzi.
15. Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior citizen’s discount for all your tickets.
16. People are like, ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like, ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!’
17. Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have to dread turning 30 anymore.
18. The biggest difference between your 20s and 30s is that your body doesn’t bounce back as quickly, so be nice to yourself! Happy 30th birthday!
19. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni. L'ibuprofene è una colazione accettabile.
20. When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not the 2010s.
21. Trucco di vita per i 30 anni: Mettere la macchina Nespresso accanto al letto.
22. Turning 30 is as easy as jumping rope… if the rope were covered in hard metal spikes, you were barefoot, and the ground was covered in hot lava.
23. How can you say we are old after 30?? We just became women! Like anyone took us seriously in our 20s… pshhh.
24. La vita prima dei 30 anni è fatta per commettere errori e la vita dopo i 30 anni è fatta per pentirsi di tutti gli errori.
25. Your 30s – where if you don’t get 8 hours of sleep one night, you’ll pay for it for a week.
26. Avrò 29 anni fino a nuovo ordine.
27. Whoa, you’re 30. 10,948 days since you fell out of a vagina. If you feel old, just think about how old the vagina is.
28. In dog years, you’d be getting closer to your death.
Detti e giochi di parole per il 30° compleanno
1. Compiere 30 anni è come: Mi sento marcire.
2. Troppo vecchio per TikTok, troppo giovane per Life Alert.
3. 30 is still young…er that 31.
4. La vita non solo inizia a 30 anni, ma comincia anche a manifestarsi.
5. Thirties? More like the “hurties.” Strange little pains that somehow invade your knees, back, and occasionally your digestive system. They seem to be immune to prayer and wishful thinking.
6. 30: Quando le cose dette da tua madre iniziano ad avere un senso.
7. 30 è il nuovo 20* *detto da nessuno.
8. You’ll never be trusted by a teenager again. You’re officially too old to trust.
Scherzi divertenti ma dolci per il 30° compleanno
1. If you think about it this way, you’re only 21 years and 3,285 days old. Happy 30th birthday!
2. Don’t think of it as turning 30. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.
3. 30s life hack: Feed the cat before it starts meowing so you get a good night’s sleep.
4. If you’re this depressed now, what are you going to do when in ten years, you hit the big 4-0 mark? Come on. I’ll even help you blow out all these candles. Happy 30th birthday.
5. Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It’s time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!
6. You’re 30 years old? You’re 3 perfect 10s! Happy birthday.
7. Today, you are approximately eleven thousand, one-hundred and seventy-five and a half days old! Now, 30 doesn’t sound so bad, does it?
8. Happy birthday! Don’t worry about turning 30. You can say you’re 29 for several more years, and people will believe it!
9. I’m 30, but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20-year-olds. Then I’m like, no, never mind, I’m 30.
10. Aren’t you a little glad to be out of the turbulent 20s? Make way for a superior decade! Happy 30th!
11. Try not to think of it as 30 candles. It’s really just 15 candles per lung, and you’re not old unless you can’t blow them all out in one breath.”
12. You’re turning 29 again?! You freak of nature.
13. I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling.
14. Buon primo anniversario del vostro 29° compleanno.
15. A tredici anni si era ufficialmente adolescenti. A ventuno anni si è ufficialmente adulti. Ma a trent'anni si è ufficialmente vecchi. Buon 30° compleanno.
16. Your 20s might have just abandoned you, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you have now entered your 30s and not your 40s. Don’t feel bad. Enjoy today!
17. One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40.
Esilaranti messaggi per il 30° compleanno
1. Il conto alla rovescia per il vostro crisi di mezza età è appena iniziata. Tic tac tic tac. Buon 30° compleanno.
2. Una volta compiuti i 30 anni, dovreste cancellare i vostri social media. Credetemi, questo è un favore enorme, enorme. Da qui in poi le cose andranno a rotoli.
3. Congratulations on reaching Level Thirty! You might want to save your progress – it gets waaaay harder from here.
4. A 20 anni avete imparato molto, siete cresciuti come persone e vi siete divertiti molto. Ora continuate così. Oh, e buon compleanno!
5. Ora sei ufficialmente un adulto maturo e responsabile. Questo significa che devi anche iniziare a comportarti come tale. Buon 30° compleanno da tutti noi.
6. Wow, you’re 30 now. There’s no better time in your life to celebrate with friends or family…except if you’re 29 or younger. Happy 30th.
7. I’m sorry you won’t be able to watch a full TV show past 8 p.m., even on a Friday, and you probably won’t be able to hang out with friends as much since all of them are pregnant. But, hey, look at the positive side. You’re finally considered an actual adult! Best wishes on your special day, and happy 30th birthday!
8. Buon compleanno to someone who wasn’t welcomed into the world by a tweet or status update.
9. Buon 30° compleanno, solo altri 35 anni di lavoro e potrai andare in pensione.
10. Alla vostra età, il fondatore di Facebook Mark Zuckerberg era un miliardario che si era fatto da solo. Forse non avrete un mucchio di soldi come Zuckerberg, ma avete tante cose di cui potete essere orgogliosi, come il fatto di essere esistiti prima che nascesse il suo Facebook. Buon compleanno!
11. Just because you have turned 30 and officially become an old man/woman doesn’t mean you can’t put on your 30th birthday party hat and enjoy this special day. Happy birthday.
12. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus – in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty!
13. Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.
14. Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better but really don’t!
15. Rilassati, i tuoi 30 anni sono proprio come i tuoi 20, solo che sembri 10 anni più vecchio e tutto è un po' meno divertente.
16. Don’t think of it as turning 30. Think of it as being old.
17. Have fun on your birthday, but don’t get too crazy. Remember that you can’t blame your irresponsible behavior on “being in your 20s” anymore.
18. Oh, you’re 30? One drink means 3 days of a hangover.
19. You’re 30! From now on, if you get pregnant, people will assume you did it on purpose.
20. Congratulazioni, ora avete 30 scuse per far sollevare qualcosa di pesante a qualcuno più giovane di voi.
21. Benvenuti a 30 anni, quando ne saprete un po' di più rispetto ai 20 anni. Buon 30°!
22. Godetevi il vostro 30° compleanno, se è possibile.
23. Congratulazioni per aver compiuto trent'anni. D'ora in poi, la vita non sarà tanto sapere quanti anni hai, quanto credere a quanto ti senti giovane. Buon compleanno.
24. If you weren’t my best friend, I would tell you how dreadful it is to turn thirty. But since you are, I don’t want to spoil the party.
25. Benvenuti nei vostri 30 anni! Solo perché tu lo sappia, le parti del corpo iniziano a far male senza motivo.
26. Don’t worry about turning 30. You’ll get used to it. Of course, you’ll be 40 by then.
27. Buon 30° compleanno! Che i tuoi 20 anni possano riposare in perfetta pace.
28. Turning thirty is the moment when you are old enough to understand life’s bigger responsibilities but young enough to shirk some of them while you still can. Happy 30th.
29. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re old just because you’re turning 30. I want to be the one to do that.
30. Happy 30th bday! If you were a card, you’d be an antique!
31. I can’t believe it took you thirty years to grow up. Better late than never, though. Happy 30th birthday.
Citazioni divertenti per il 30° compleanno
1. “I remember the good old days when I was 30, and all my kids were shorter than me.” – Melanie White
2. “When I got into my 30s, and especially when I became a parent, my concept of ‘fun’ changed, becoming less likely to involve people getting high or hammered or naked, and more likely to involve balloon animals.” – Dave Barry
3. “Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.” – C.S. Lewis
4. “At thirty, you can get flirty without being dirty.” – Greg Tamblyn
5. “Don’t worry about being 30. You’ll get over it within a decade.” – Melanie White
6. “Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen-year-old asking, ‘What happened?’” – Ann Landers
7. “Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty-year-old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen-year-old. If you’ve got both, you can play baseball.” – Pete Rose
8. “Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” – Robert Frost
9. “Being 30 is no joke, but it can be a lot of laughs.” – Melanie White
10. “Turning 30? Age is just a number! False: Age is a word.” – Dwight Shrute
11. “I have never admitted that I am more than twenty-nine, or thirty at the most. Twenty-nine when there are pink shades, thirty when there are not.” – Oscar Wilde
12. “Thirty really sneaks up on you – kinda like a thong.” – Melanie White
13. “When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” – Blair Sabol
14. “When you turn 21, you finally experience the freedom of full throttle. If you make it to 30, it means you’ve discovered there’s a brake pedal too.” – Greg Tamblyn
15. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler
16. “Everyone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I’ve just settled.” – Melanie White
Parole finali
Ora avete tutto ciò che vi serve per scrivere il biglietto di auguri di compleanno più divertente di sempre. Se volete inviare a un amico un semplice messaggio di compleanno sui social media, potete trovare un meme di compleanno divertente e inviarlo insieme al vostro testo.
E se avete bisogno di un'idea regalo divertente per il 30° compleanno, potete regalargli una maglietta personalizzata con una di queste citazioni o battute divertenti sui 30 anni. Questo li farà sicuramente ridere e renderà il vostro regalo unico.
I’m sure you’ll make your loved one feel happy and loved on their special day. And that indeed is the most important thing in the world. Love and happiness…
