Como roubar a namorada de alguém: 15 maneiras à prova de bala

Se estás a pensar em como roubar a namorada de alguém, quem sou eu para te julgar, certo? 😂 Mas espera, porque é que quererias fazer isso? (Só estou a ser curioso.)

I guess you’ve been into that girl for some time now, and you can no longer wait for something to change (read: for her to dump her boyfriend). Levels of attraction toward her are rapidly increasing, and you feel like you’re slowly but surely losing your mind.

Queres estar com ela. Queres fazê-la feliz. Queres a rapariga dos teus sonhos AGORA.

Well, that’s why you’ve decided to take things into your own hands. You’ve decided to steal her from her current boyfriend because you’re 100% sure that she would be happier with you. Is that right?

If yes, then you have the green light to proceed with reading the hottest tips & tricks on how to steal someone’s girlfriend! 😄

How To Steal Someone’s Girlfriend

Learning how to steal someone’s girlfriend has never been easier with the following guide. If you follow these steps, the girl you’re crazy about will be yours in no time:

1. Brincar aos detectives

Congratulations! Now that you know what your final goal is (to steal someone’s girlfriend), the first thing you need to do is collect as much info as possible about their relationship. In other words, you need to play detective.

If she’s with your best friend, then things will be easy for you because you can ask him random things about his relationship without appearing sneaky. However, if she’s with someone you don’t know, your friends in common might help you.

Quanto mais souber sobre a sua relação, mais fácil será para si desenvolver uma estratégia que faça com que ela o escolha a si em vez de ELE. Concentre-se apenas nas coisas que precisam de ser melhoradas, porque todas as relações carecem de alguma coisa.

2. Conhecer o objeto do seu afeto

Congrats, here’s some more detective work for you! 😂 If you want this girl to fall for you, you need to know her better than you know yourself (okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit).

Mas cuidado para não passar para o nível seguinte. If you’ve seen the series “You,” then you know what I’m talking about.

In other words, don’t act like a psychopath who follows the girl everywhere she goes, writes creepy notes about her daily rituals, or asks those close to her about her. This will not help you win her over, but it will make her run away from you.

If you want to win a woman’s heart the right way, you need to learn about her dislikes, likes, passions, lifestyle, etc. Quanto mais coisas souber sobre ela, mais fácil será para si conquistá-la para o seu lado da cama.

3. Impressioná-la da forma mais original possível

Don’t just sit around and wait for the law of attraction “to do all the work.” Instead, roll up your sleeves and faça a sua jogada. Impressione-a das formas mais originais que o seu namorado nunca pensaria.

No, this doesn’t mean that you should hire a private jet and take her to the Maldives. Usually, the simplest romantic gestures are the ones that are most effective. Why?

Porque os namorados tornam-se demasiado casuais com o tempo e esquecem-se de fazer todas aquelas pequenas coisas que costumavam fazer numa relação. That’s where you come into the story!

You need to be the one who will make her daily life exciting. You need to remind her how beautiful inside and out she truly is. (I bet her boyfriend can’t remember the last time he did that.)

4. Dar-lhe o que lhe falta na sua relação atual

Every relationship has its own relationship problems. Period. This means that there is no perfect relationship, and, yes, you have a great chance of stealing someone’s girlfriend if you do it right.

Em primeiro lugar, é preciso descobrir qual é a principal carência que ela tem na sua relação atual. Será falta de afeto, falta de comunicação honesta, falta de intimidade, ou outra coisa qualquer?

A forma mais fácil de descobrir o que lhe falta exatamente na sua relação é perguntar-lhe. But don’t do it in a direct way because it will be too obvious. When she starts talking about her relationship, make sure to ask her the right questions. 😉

5. Ganhar a sua confiança

I always say that if you can win a woman’s trust, then you will surely obter o número de telefone dela (e roubá-la ao seu namorado).

Por isso, em vez de se perguntar como conquistar uma rapariga, pergunte-se primeiro como ganhar a confiança dela, porque isso vai ajudá-lo a matar dois coelhos com uma cajadada só. Tell her your secrets, motivate her to tell you things that bother her, and promise her that you won’t tell anyone.

Também pode ganhar a confiança dela fazendo as coisas a tempo e horas ou pedindo à sua amiga em comum que lhe diga algumas palavras simpáticas sobre a sua confiança à frente dela.

You see, there are multiple ways in which you can impress her with your reliable and loyal features. So, don’t stick to one (especially if it doesn’t bear fruit).

6. Ser a pessoa que a compreende melhor

Every woman needs that one person who understands her best. It could be her friend, her boyfriend, or someone else. If her boyfriend isn’t the person who understands her best at the moment, then you have no idea how lucky you are!

Whenever she shares things with you that bother her, listen to her carefully. Tell her that you understand her and that you’ve been through the same.

Not only that. Be the person who knows how to comfort her and say the right words every single time. We women can’t help ourselves but fall for such a man.

Here’s the tricky part.

Don’t let her place you in the friendzone because that’s where you can find lots of “men who understand you best.” Be understanding and friendly, but don’t be too friendly. Otherwise, the land of the friendzone will be your destiny.

7. Don’t forget to spoil her with some THOUGHTFUL gifts

Yes, women LOVE gifts. Now, the biggest mistake lots of men make is thinking that girls only love exclusively expensive gifts. It’s true that some girls do, but the majority of us aren’t so picky.

O mais importante quando se trata de prendas é que estas sejam escolhidas com cuidado. What does this mean? It means that you should get her something she’s mentioned a few times so that she sees you remembered.

It means that you should make some DIY gifts to show her that you’re a pro at making an effort. Because making an effort is so HOT and always will be.

The more time and effort you put into your gifts, the more impressed she will be, which only means one thing: You’re so close to making her choose you over her current boyfriend.

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8. Ter a atenção dela a toda a hora

No, you don’t need to learn a bunch of stealth seduction techniques to make her pay attention to you. Just try not to repeat yourself, and always be on the lookout to update your seducing game.

Pode captar a atenção dela mudando de roupa, fazendo algumas respostas hilariantes e sendo simplesmente imprevisível. When a woman doesn’t know what a man will do or say next, you will have her attention all the time.

9. Mas dê-lhe também algum espaço para sentir a sua falta

Don’t spend too much time with her, and don’t text her 24/7. Give her some space and time to miss you because if you don’t, you will not win her.

Quer que ela goste mais de passar tempo consigo do que com o namorado. Queres ser mais engraçado e mais atencioso do que ele.

So, when she goes back to her boyfriend, she will notice the difference. Oh yes, she will! In other words, she will start craving your company more than her boyfriend’s.

She’ll miss you, and she will want to spend as much time with you as possible.

This doesn’t mean you should run to her whenever she calls. Let her wait a little bit by telling her you have other plans. This will make her miss you even more, which is exactly what you want, right?

10. If you can make her laugh, she’s already yours

You don’t need to be a stand-up comedian to make someone’s girlfriend laugh. There is plenty of material on social media, so sending her a GIF, funny meme, etc., will do the job.

If you can make a girl laugh, you’re already halfway there to making her yours. This isn’t only about laughing but about making her feel relaxed and comfortable around you.

Here’s a personal confession: I would ALWAYS choose a guy who can make me laugh over a guy who only looks good. I bet other women agree with me on this one.

11. Impressioná-la com maneiras cavalheirescas é também uma obrigação

Quando tinha vinte e um anos, pensei que o auge da ser um cavalheiro foi quando um tipo me abriu a porta. Today my standards have definitely improved, so I suggest that you do more than open the door for her or give her your hoodie when she’s cold.

Esteja presente quando ela precisar de si, pergunte-lhe como foi o dia/semana/mês dela e diga-lhe que a apoia, aconteça o que acontecer, e que ela pode confiar em si.

This is so much more valuable than simply opening doors for her, but this doesn’t mean you should stop opening doors for her, of course. 🤣

12. Faça-a sentir-se especial e desejável

If you’re a hopeless romantic at heart, then you won’t have a problem “making her feel like she’s the only girl in the world,” like Rihanna says in one of her songs.

Isto inclui fazer-lhe elogios atenciosos na sua aparência e personalidade, acentuando os seus pontos fortes e admirando-a. Be her biggest fan but don’t overdo it (especially if she’s your friend’s girlfriend).

The thing is, women can never get enough compliments and male attention, but sometimes we’re reluctant to admit it. If her man is not giving her enough attention, this is a perfect opportunity for you to let her know that you’ve got exactly what she wants and needs.

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13. EXPRESSA os teus sentimentos

No, you shouldn’t express your feelings right from the start. Tease her, flirt with her a little bit and see where things are going. Have a few deep conversations with her before expressing your feelings.

Qualquer outra coisa seria considerada RÁPIDA DEMAIS. Trust me, you don’t want to scare her off. So, once you feel it’s the right time to say what’s in your heart, don’t forget to manter o contacto visual.

O contacto visual é TUDO quando se trata de uma comunicação eficaz. Quer que ela veja aquele brilho nos seus olhos, o que lhe dirá o quanto a adora.

Honesty and emotions are the main ingredients in this story on how to steal someone’s girlfriend. It’s human nature to value people who are genuinely interested in us. We want to give them a chance because maybe they are “the one” for us.

14. Don’t force things or creep her out

The last thing you want to do is creep on her because this is a huge turn-off. If she’s not ready for ramificação do macaco (dating you and her boyfriend at the same time), don’t force her to do so.

Give her enough space to figure out what she really wants. Don’t rely too much on your words but instead rely on your actions. Ajude-a a perceber que tipo de relação ela teria consigo.

I’m sure she’ll be comparing you to her boyfriend, especially if you have something that her current boyfriend doesn’t. So, there’s no need to rush her decision to abandon her boyfriend or to cheat on him with you.

Deixem que este romance se desenvolva naturalmente, porque é a melhor maneira para ambos.

15. Deixa que seja ela a escolher-te em vez do namorado

Convidar uma rapariga para sair when you think she’s ready and not when you’re ready. Se ela continuar a ter dificuldade em aceitar o seu convite, pense em todas as razões possíveis. Talvez porque ela ainda tem um namorado?

Just kidding. 😅

Perhaps she knows her relationship with him is doomed, but she’s still not ready for a new relationship with you. Se for esse o caso, dê-lhe algum tempo.

Now, I can’t think of any other reasons she wouldn’t go on an official date with you except for the fact that she’s not really into you. That’s one of the things you also need to pay attention to because before asking her out, you want to make sure that she’s also interested.

Isto leva-nos à próxima questão importante:

Como saberás que ela gosta de ti?

Instead of creating a bullet list of things like “She laughs at your jokes” and similar, I’ll try to make this as simple as possible.

• You know a woman likes you if she feels comfortable in your company. You’ll know she’s feeling comfy if she’s relaxed, she laughs, and hmm…touches you subtly while explaining something to you or when emotions overwhelm her.

• Another way to know a woman likes you is if she texts you first and texts you back on a regular basis. Texting is really important to us, so this is a huge indicator that you’ve caught her attention. Now don’t blow things up by doing something silly like sending her nudes. 🤐 Instead, try sending her good morning texts. 😄

• Hmm…and maybe one of the most important sinais de que ela gosta de si é pela forma como ela olha para si. Does she smile when she looks you in the eye? When a woman is into someone, she can’t help but have that look that says, “I really like you, but I’m also scared of how much I like you, so don’t even dare to screw me over.” When you look at her eyes, you’ll notice that veil of vulnerability mixed with a strong desire to get close to you. That’s how you know a woman likes you.

Does She Like You, Or Should You Stop Pursuing Her? 🤔

There’s a huge difference between a woman who is only polite and a woman who is genuinely interested in something more with you.

Alguns homens tendem a confundir a delicadeza com o facto de uma mulher gostar deles, e acabam por andar em círculos durante meses (quando podiam simplesmente divertir-se a beber cervejas com os seus amigos homens).

Ela gosta de ti, ou deves deixar de a perseguir?

If you followed the above 15 steps on how to steal someone’s girlfriend and you’re still unsure whether she likes you or not, I’m sure you already know the answer.

If nothing changed even after you expressed your feelings, it’s time to stop pursuing her. Why? Because you’re only wasting your time. Sorry to say that, but it’s true.

Obviously, she’s not interested in doing something behind her boyfriend’s back or breaking up with him. Mas, felizmente, há muitas outras raparigas por aí à espera de serem encontradas e perseguidas (let’s pray that the next one will be single 😂).

Dito isto, Psicologia Hoje tem alguns pontos válidos que podem ser motivo de reflexão: “If you’re always choosing the ‘off-limits’ crush, you need to ask yourself what is keeping you from setting your sights on someone who might actually be available for a genuine relationship.”

Como é que se esquece uma rapariga que tem um namorado?

Simple. You realize that she wasn’t “the one” for you, and the sooner you move on and forget about her, the closer you’ll be to meeting another girl who is potentially the right one for you. (And who is potentially single, so you don’t have to multiply your efforts when it comes to winning her.)

Okay, I’ll stop for a moment with my sarcastic endeavors. Compreendo que esquecer alguém de quem se gosta não é fácil, quanto mais esquecer alguém que já está comprometido.

However, you shouldn’t take this too personally because it isn’t personal. Some relationships and things work out in life, while others don’t. Why? Because they’re not meant to.

Apply this principle to anything else, and you’ll save yourself plenty of nerves. Let’s summarize: Don’t chase people and things that are not meant for you because the universe and God have other plans for you.

Conclusão

Learning how to steal someone’s girlfriend definitely isn’t an easy task. The casualties of doing so might be severe such as experiencing serious heartbreak and sleepless nights if things don’t go as planned.

“Stealing” a woman who is taken is not impossible, especially if you two are meant to be. In that case, we can’t even call it “stealing” someone’s girlfriend but claiming what’s inherently yours, right? 😁

Boa sorte e divirtam-se!