5 fantásticas respuestas para un chico demasiado coqueto

¿Alguna vez has conocido a un chico que no pueda resistirse a una frase cursi para ligar, por muy cursi que suene? Sí, yo también. Demasiadas para contarlas.

Pero en lugar de un rechazo mezquino, me parece refrescante afrontarlo con una dosis de humor.

So, instead of a harsh comeback that will come off too abrasive, I use funny remarks that are at the same time fun but also clear and make him see I’m not interested.

There’s a fine line between a mysterious flirt and a totally annoying douchebag.

Cuando sientas que se ha cruzado esa línea, utiliza algunas de estas frases que te ayudarán a deshacerte del tipo, sin ser demasiado grosera al respecto.

When he uses the ‘’Oh, I know where I’ve seen you before – in my dreams!’’ pick-up line

Los chicos realmente abusan de esto. Deben pensar que nos hace sentir especiales a las mujeres o algo así, pero en realidad, se ha convertido en algo muy viejo y poco convincente, y ninguna chica con un poco de respeto por sí misma caerá jamás en la trampa.

The best reply for this is: ‘’That’s weird because it feels more like a nightmare.’’

This will show him he’s not dealing with just any chick, but one who is not afraid of pointing out how weak and unimaginative his line is.

He’ll probably find it funny, but he’ll get the point and get out of your hair. If he wants to impress you, it’s going to need much more work.

When he uses the ‘’Damn, girl… you just took my breath away.’’ pick-up line

It’s weird that any guy still actually believes this will work on women.

Nothing like a good, old breath line. If a guy approaches you with this, don’t be afraid to be very clear about your thoughts.

You can say this: ‘’That’s unfortunate… because yours is pushing me away.’’

This might make him feel a little uncomfortable, but hey, you’ve got to ser honesto. Puede que le haga pensar la próxima vez que intente acercarse a una mujer sin usar un caramelo de menta y un aliento no tan fresco.

When he uses the ‘’Oh shit, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?’’ pick-up line

Este tipo suele esperar a verte usar el teléfono antes de acercarse a ti con esta frase cursi y anticuada.

If he actually goes through with it, here’s what you should answer with: ‘’911.’’

This is straight to the point and really funny! He’ll most probably find it amusing and laugh, realizing what a foolish way to pick you up that was.

This is probably not the guy for you if he’s still using this line, but you can share a laugh, if nothing else.

When he uses the ‘’Where have you been all my life?’’ pick-up line

This is in a way a well thought-line simply because by asking you a question, it requires an answer, so he’s guaranteed some communication, as short as it might be.

If you’re not interested, simply reply: ‘’Living mine.’’ It is short, not so sweet, and leaves him with a clear message.

A little bit of sarcasm is always welcome in letting a guy know you’re not really interested in hearing any more of him.

If he wants to impress you, he’s going to have to come up with a much more imaginative line or just by being himself.

I wonder if they’ll learn that’s all we really want.

When he uses the ‘’What’s your sign?’’ pick-up line

How many times have you been approached by being asked about your sign or something in that area? God knows I’ve experienced it so much that it truly only makes me cringe.

When a guy asks you about your sign, don’t be shy to tell him: ‘’Do not enter.’’ He asked for a sign, didn’t he?

Bueno, hasta que se le ocurra algo distinto a esto, puede despídete de charlando contigo.

Guys really don’t seem to bother anymore with anything meaningful, and they will just use any pathetic line they’ve got, thinking it will actually work.

It rarely does, so until they learn, don’t hesitate to be a little witty and harsh when thinking of un buen regreso.

Necesitan un buen baño de realidad, y tus ingeniosos comentarios son justo lo que necesitan para volver al planeta Tierra.

A little fun has never hurt anybody; he’ll live.