60 bromas divertidas y extrañas para gastar a tu novio por SMS

Huelga decir que los románticos y coqueto texts from your boyfriend can make your day and put a smile on your face. But sometimes, when you’re not in the mood for romance, you don’t want cute, sexy and lovely.

A veces, lo único que quieres es provocar el caos.

And what better way to do it than to pull a prank on your boyfriend. If you’re all out of prank ideas, you’re in the right place. You found las mejores bromas con mensajes de texto for April fools’ day or any other day when you need a good laugh.

Siga leyendo para lista de bromas para tirar de su novio por texto que le harán reír, flipar o incluso enfadarse un poco contigo, dependiendo de lo que elijas.

60 bromas divertidas para gastar a tu novio por SMS

When you’re deciding on the bromas para tirar de su novio por texto, don’t forget the consequences.

Si tu novio es sensible o hiere sus sentimientos con facilidad, ten piedad de él. Elige bromas simpáticas y fotos divertidas en lugar de algo que pueda molestarle de verdad. Quieres que tu broma sea algo de lo que los dos os podáis reír juntos.

But if your boyfriend is the kind of person who can shrug things off with no hard feelings or if he’s a lover of a buena bromaentonces usted puede elegir los más graves, como falso rupturas y embarazos.

Here’s a list of 60 bromas para novios cuando quiera darle un toque especial a su conversaciones de texto.

1. La broma del cambio de imagen

Envía un mensaje a tu novio y dile que has hecho un gran cambio en tu aspecto. El pelo es la mejor opción porque será la más creíble y convincente, pero puedes elegir cualquier cosa que le pueda gustar.

For example, tell you that you’ve dyed your hair in an outrageous color or that you shaved your head. You can also dile that you got a tattoo or an unexpected piercing. Or if you’re feeling particularly naughty, dile te hiciste más de una cosa.

Su broma tendrá aún más éxito si puede enviarle un pic, which shouldn’t be too difficult to create if you find the right editing apps.

2. The couple’s tattoo broma

Envía un mensaje a tu novio y dile para el que ha concertado una cita los dos para obtener un couple’s tattoo. La otra opción es dibujarse algo o hacerse un tatuaje temporal, enviarle un pic y pedirle que haga lo mismo.

Este broma is especially fun if you pull it on someone you’ve just started dating. He’ll rightfully freak out if you suggest getting a couples tattoo after a few primeras citas. Lo arriesgado de esto broma is – he might accept!

3. La nueva mascota broma

Haz que parezca como tú llevar una mascota a casa si vivís juntos. Encuentre un pic of the pet you want to use and send it to him, asking if you can keep it. A baby goat, a huge snake or a wolf which you call a cute dog – the more outrageous the pet, the better.

Si le disgusta un animal, elige ese. Encuentre un pic of a cat to send him if he’s allergic, or suggest a huge spider if they gross him out. Dile you saw the animal and just couldn’t resist, it was so cute and needed a home. 🙄️

4. El despido broma

Envíale un mensaje de texto durante tu jornada laboral y dile you got in trouble. Update him a few times about the escalating situation, then end it all with a text telling him you got fired. You’ll make him worry and comfort you for no reason, but he’ll be happy when he finds out it’s not true.

And if you’re feeling a little mean, make him think that he got fired. This is easy to pull off if you know his boss who can be your accomplice, but even if you don’t, it’s nothing a little creative texting can’t do.

5. El redes sociales Correo electrónico: broma

Compruebe su redes sociales so that you’re up-to-date with his posts, then send him a text saying something like, “Why on earth would you post that?” Don’t dile what you’re referring to, just pretend that you’re completely outraged.

Ask him why he’d post something so private or why he posted something with que in the background. This is especially effective if he’s just posted – he’ll keep checking his post to see what he missed.

6. El Suerte broma

Deséale Suerte for an event that you’ve made up to make him scratch his head. This is the most effective if he podría tener un acontecimiento así por delante en teoría, but it doesn’t really exist.

For example, if he’s a student, text him something like, “Suerte on your exam today!” o si hablaba de buscar un nuevo trabajo, envía un “You’ll nail your interview, I believe in you!”

He’ll be utterly confused!

7. El viaje urgente broma

Hazle creer que ha surgido algo y que tienes que irte inmediatamente. Mándale un mensaje, “Off to the airport, tty when I land” even though you’re lounging in your living room. Turn off your phone immediately because you’re using airplane mode, of course.

An alternative is to wish him a safe trip when he’s not traveling and when he tells you he’s not going anywhere, to keep trying to convince him that yes, he is, he told you a ton of times he’ll be flying today.

8. El nuevo atuendo broma

Envíale una foto de un atuendo loco y dile, “Babe, this would look awesome on you.” If he replies with “lol” or another sign that he thinks you’re joking, keep up the pretense. Continue sending him texts trying to convince him that you’d love to see him in it.

He might show up wearing it if you manage to make him think you really like it, though, so be careful what you send him unless you’re prepared to see it on him.

9. La divulgación broma

Para asustarle de verdad, envíale un mensaje diciendo, “There’s something you need to know” o “I haven’t been fully honest with you.” After he sees the message, stop responding. Watch him blow up your phone but don’t text him back. If he calls you, don’t pick up.

Esto le asustará y le hará pensar en un millón de escenarios diferentes, así que cuando finalmente dile era un broma, he’ll be relieved.

10. El número desconocido broma

Espera a que te envíe un mensaje y pregúntale, “Who’s this?” pretending you don’t recognize his number. This is a tried-and-true broma que siempre funciona y resulta en frustración y risas. Hay varias formas de jugar a esto.

Una opción es dile that someone changed all the contact names in your phone, so you have no idea who you’re texting. Ask him to prove his identity by telling you things only los dos lo sabría.

Otra forma de hacerlo broma es hacerse pasar por otra persona y convencerle de que se ha equivocado de número. Haz como si un desconocido hubiera recibido su mensaje e invéntate a alguien raro. Cuanto más tontas sean las preguntas que le hagas, más divertido será.

But beware – if he’s easily annoyed he might block you instead of playing your game.

11. The “I know” broma

Mándale un mensaje, “I know what you’ve been up to,” and ghost him. He’ll go crazy trying to figure out what you were talking about, pulling his hair out because you’re unavailable and he can’t reach you.

Para complicarte aún más, enciende tu teléfono después de un tiempo, envíale un mensaje de texto “Now I’ve heard the whole story,” and turn it off again. All that’s left is to hope that he hasn’t en realidad ha estado haciendo algo.

12. En autocorrección broma

This isn’t a broma de SMSpero lo bien que te lo puedes pasar con autocorrección es interminable. Antes de intentarlo, comprueba si tiene un iPhone o un teléfono Android y qué teclado utiliza. Saber de antemano dónde está cada cosa facilitará el cumplimiento rápido de su misión.

Cambiar su autocorrección de la forma más tonta posible para que se enfade y tire el teléfono. Convierte palabras comunes como a, el, cuando, por qué, etc. en algo gracioso, tonto, sin sentido u obsceno.

You can also change all the common words in his phone to the same word and change “no” to “yes”. Anticipate how he’ll react when the words he’s sending aren’t the words he’s typing, and change those as well!

13. Al revés broma de texto

Do you know how to type ǝʞᴉl sᴉɥʇ? Texting him upside-down words will make him confused for a moment, wondering what on earth he’s seeing, but he’ll probably catch on quick. You can quickly convertir cualquier texto mediante un generador and keep it going as long as it’s funny!

14. El no para ti broma

Envíale a tu novio un mensaje de texto que parezca preocupante y, a continuación, envíale otro inmediatamente. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to text you.” Envía algo que lo haga parecer como tú’re involved in something suspicious or possibly illegal.

Por ejemplo, envíe un mensaje de texto sobre llevar dinero a un lugar o esconder algo para alguien, y luego siga con un “oops, ignore this last text.” O espera a que lo vea y bórralo. Seguro que se asusta.

15. La emergencia broma

Envíale un mensaje sobre algo que le haga pensar que tienes una emergencia y, cuando te responda, deja de contestar a sus mensajes.

Puedes elegir algo que suene como una posible emergencia para asustarle, como preguntarle cómo se usa el extintor o sobre ser arrestado. O puedes preguntarle algo descabellado para confundirle, como qué pasa si te despiertas en un país extranjero o si hay un animal salvaje dentro de tu casa.

16. El ex broma

Mándale un mensaje diciendo que su ex contactó con usted and that she’s coming over to tell you something. Make your text sound cold and suspicious. Don’t use pet names or emojis – just a simple sentence with punctuation.

He’ll be freaking out thinking what on earth she’s about to tell you. Hopefully there isn’t really anything he doesn’t want you to know…

17. La mentira broma

Send him a text telling him that you just found out he lied to you and that you’re hurt and feeling let down. When he asks you what you mean, reply with, “You know what I’m talking about.” Intenta parecer lo más decepcionado posible.

He’ll probably try to convince you that he never lied to you even if he has no clue what you’re talking about.

18. The … broma

A ti: Hola

I know this might change everything but I really can’t hold it in anymore

Realmente tengo que desahogarme

A él: um

what’s going on?

A ti: …

A él: por qué escribes tanto

llámame o algo

A ti: …

But the answer never comes. Or at least not the answer he’s expecting, because you don’t really have anything to dile and you’re not typing a wall of text.

The whole purpose of this prank is to freak him out and make him think you’re about to drop a bomb, then send him un GIF de los puntos de texto. Take a peek at his phone beforehand to make sure which kind of dots he sees when someone is typing so he won’t see through you.

19. El algo debajo del sofá broma

While you’re home alone, make your boyfriend think you’re terrified of something moving under your couch to alarm him a little bit.

Este broma requires setup, but it’s not complicated. Find a shoestring or rolled-up socks and place your item under the couch so that a small part of it is peeking.

Toma un pic, but make sure the lights are dim so that it’s hard to identify what’s in it. Send the picture to your boyfriend and include a scared message about how there’s something under the couch! It’s moving!

Incluso puedes llamarle después de enviarle la foto e intentar parecer lo más asustada posible.

20. En prueba de embarazo falsa broma

A ti: “Hey

Supongo que debería decirte

I’m pregnant

so”

Dependiendo de cómo se encuentre su relación en este momento, esto puede ser una buena noticia o un motivo de pánico. Dile that you’re happy or devastated, but make sure it’s the opposite reaction of the one you know he’ll have. You can spice it up even more by telling him that the baby is not his.

Cualquiera que sea falso embarazo text you choose, be kind and don’t let him stew for too long.

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21. La pantalla de inicio broma

Even though this isn’t a broma de texto, it still involves his phone, so it’s included. One of the most frustrating things you can do to his phone is to mess with his home screen.

Toma un captura de pantalla de su pantalla de inicio tal y como está, mover todas sus aplicaciones a la segunda página y, a continuación, establecer el captura de pantalla as his wallpaper. He’ll think everything is as normal and keep tapping, trying to open his apps in vain. Nothing will happen because he’s just touching a picture on an empty screen.

Otro broma you can do is to download an image of a fake cracked screen and make that his wallpaper. He’ll see through this as soon as he touches the screen, but the fright you’ll give him for that one moment is worth it.

22. The parent’s number broma

While you’re with a friend whose number he doesn’t know, send him a text claiming it’s your mom or dad. Try to seem unfriendly and judgmental – make him think “your mom” or “your dad” disapprove of him and that they know what you’ve been up to.

Pregúntale cuando puedes conocerlo...cuáles son sus intenciones contigo y observa cómo tantea y tartamudea.

Otra versión broma is to change your contact name to Mom or however he has her in his phone, then have fun texting him stuff he’d never expect from his mom.

23. El mensaje automatizado broma

When he texts you something, reply pretending you’re a customer service chat bot. Pick a random chain or service and when he sends you a text reply with, “Welcome to [store]! Thank you for contacting our customer service. Please let us know how we may help you.”

Envía el mismo mensaje una y otra vez, y no importa cómo responda, mantente fiel a tu programación.

24. La letra broma

Text him the first line of a song, then after he replies, text him the next line. Whatever he says, keep responding using the lyrics of a song. You have the option of picking something he knows well, he knows just a little or doesn’t know at all.

If you choose something that he doesn’t know well, but that he might be vaguely familiar with, he’ll know that something is wrong but won’t know for sure what it is. Or you might pick something he doesn’t know and that doesn’t even sound like lyrics to confuse him completely.

Y, por supuesto, si quieres un desenfadado broma that he’ll pick up on immediately, go for the lyrics of a song he knows. This is a good choice if you want to send him a message along with the broma.

25. El despertador broma

No es exactamente un broma de textopero un teléfono bromaCoge su teléfono y pon la alarma a las 3 en punto. la mañana, then wait for him to tell you all about it tomorrow. If you’re feeling especially nasty, set multiple alarms to really shake him up.

Of course, if you’re sleeping in the same room, the alarm will wake you up too, so this broma is best used if you don’t live together.

26. El GIF y los memes broma

If you’re proficient in the language of GIFs and memes, what better way to communicate than to text him without using words at all. There’s nothing a good GIF can’t express, so whatever you want to dilebusca al perfecto y envíale mensajes sólo con GIFs y memes.

Gira esto broma malvado escogiendo sólo memes viejos que ya nadie usa para que se descojone.

27. El pasado falso broma

Dile something about your past that isn’t true and wait for his reaction. You don’t have to invent anything outrageous, only something that he’d never expect from you. For example, dile you used to be an athlete if you’re not very sporty or that you haven’t read a book until you were twenty if you normally love to read.

28. El nuevo novio broma

Esta es arriesgada, pero puede merecer la pena si a tu novio y a ti os encanta meteros el uno con el otro. Sube una foto tuya con otro chico a tu redes socialesetiquétalo como tu novio y espera a que tu verdadero novio lo vea.

Do you know how he’d react? Do you quieren ¿Sabes?

29. La disculpa broma

Make him apologize for something he didn’t do by being really insistent that he has to apologize or you’re going to cry! You don’t even have to dile what he’s apologizing for, just let him know that he really, really has to.

Esto funciona mejor si tu novio es muy blando cuando se trata de ti.

30. En mejor amigo broma

Cambia tu mejor amigo’s number to an unknown man’s name and make sure he sees you texting. A lot. All the time. When he asks you what’s going on, you can dile the truth, but try to seem shifty so he’ll suspect that you’re lying.

He’ll feel silly when he finds out that you’ve been telling the truth the whole time.

31. El mismo broma de texto

Finge que algo va mal en tu teléfono y envíale el mismo mensaje una y otra vez. Le mandes el mensaje que le mandes, respóndele con el mismo mensaje. Es una forma fácil y tonta de broma pero seguramente le molestará.

32. La gran compra broma

Dile you bought a car, a house or another big item. Make up a ridiculously high price that’s completely out of your budget. Send him a text where you sound completely delighted about your purchase, and pretend like spending all this money you don’t have won’t affect your planes de futuro.

33. La parte trasera con el ex broma

Si de verdad quieres causar impacto, manda un mensaje a tu novio diciéndole que has vuelto con tu ex. Dile tu ex te llamó, apologized and asked you to get back together. You accepted because he’s the one who got away and you couldn’t go against your own heart.

Don’t be too cruel and keep this going for too long, though, because this might really hurt him.

34. El algo importante broma

Envíale un mensaje diciendo que tienes algo importante que diley luego dejarlo colgado. Usted puede dile que tienes grandes noticias o dile that you have information about something he’s wanted to know for a while.

Cuando te conteste, ignóralo o desconéctate y espera a que explote tu teléfono.

35. El siluro broma

Crea una cuenta falsa o utiliza un número diferente to send him ridiculous catfish texts. Pretend to be someone who’s interested in him. Make it interesting by creating an over-the-top character that he won’t have a choice but to respond to because the texts you send will be so outrageous.

Don’t try to catfish him for real, though, because trying to get your boyfriend to show interest in a fake person is not a healthy thing to do.

36. La fianza broma

Envíale un mensaje diciendo, “I’m in trouble, I need you to bail me out.” When he asks what’s going on, invent something crazy and dramatic, such as owing money to a dangerous person or being stuck somewhere. He’ll run to help you in no time.

37. El nuevo emoji broma

Keep adding an emoji to your texts that’s completely out of sync with whatever you’re talking about. When he asks you about it, make up the meaning of that emoji that he supposedly doesn’t know but that everyone is using these days.

Su broma es un éxito si empieza a usarlo así.

38. La cuenta atrás broma

Start a countdown to nothing to make him go nuts trying to figure out what’s going on. Decide how long you want to stretch it – you can count down from 100 or from 10, but keep in mind that if it goes on too long, he might lose interest.

Cuando llegues a 0, dile algo así como, “I love you.” o envíale un emoji de carita besucona o similar.

39. La cita perdida broma

Finge que has faltado a una cita que él debería haberte recordado y dile lo decepcionado que estás. Confiabas en él para que te recordara algo tan importante y ahora todo se ha estropeado. ¿Cómo podría? 😧️

40. El viejo problema broma

Bring up an issue you had that you settled a long time ago and make him think you’re starting a fight over it. This will confuse him and make him break out in a cold sweat, especially if it was something that was his fault. You can also imply that he’s been doing it again, whatever it is that your fight was about.

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41. La novia secreta broma

Dile que su novia secreta te envió un mensaje y que ahora sabes todo sobre su relación. Haz que parezca como tú’re devastated and that you’re done with him. Refuse to listen to his denial and dile you know it’s all excuses.

42. La camisa arruinada broma

Text him to admit that you ruined his favorite shirt or something else he’s really attached to. It can be his gaming device or his pillow – as long as it’s something he always uses and loves. Imagine his happiness when he finds out that it was all a broma.

43. La detención broma

Utilizando un número diferente, call him to let him know you’ve been arrested, then hang up. Turn off your phone for a few hours and when you turn it on, you’ll be flooded by his texts and missed calls.

44. El enamorado de su mejor amigo broma

Confess to your boyfriend that you’re in love with his mejor amigo y que crees que él también te quiere. Puede que tu novio se enfade mucho cuando dile esto, así que tenlo en cuenta.

45. Los celos broma

Let him know that you don’t want him hanging out with his close friends, that he should always let you know where he is and whatever else you can think of that will make you seem demasiado celoso. Dependiendo de su reacción, puedes intensificar la broma.

46. La foto del bebé broma

Dile that someone sent you a picture of his baby. Pretend to be heartbroken that he had a baby with someone else while he’s with you. Send him the fake pic y dile that his baby isn’t even that cute.

47. La acusación broma

Accuse him of something he never did and insist on being right, no matter how much he denies it. You’ll know you won if he apologizes for doing it even though he hasn’t. But don’t forget that this can also cause him to retaliate with a broma o, peor aún, para enfadarse contigo.

48. El en su puerta broma

Mándale un mensaje, “Where are you, I’m waiting outside,” o dile you’re at his door when you’re not. This is a harmless broma...pero seguro que le pondrá tenso por un momento cuando piense que se ha olvidado de ti.

49. El cumpleaños broma

Si se acerca su cumpleaños, dile you can’t make it because you have something else. Make sure that whatever you’re standing him up for is something unimportant and that you really don’t actually have to do. He’ll be shocked when he learns what it is you’re prioritizing over him.

50. El testigo broma

Tell your boyfriend that you were out today and that you saw him with another girl. He’ll go out of his way to make you understand that you made a mistake and that he was never out with another woman. Ignore his denial and explanations for as long as you can.

51. La izquierda ya broma

Text him an hour before your date and say you left since he didn’t make it on time. Dile you’re really hurt and that he should give you some space. If he insists that he wasn’t late and that it was you who came early, accuse him of shifting the blame on you.

52. El horario broma

Look at his calendar and pick something he has coming up in the future and pretend that he has it today. You can even change it in his calendar if you want to be really convincing. Text him something about his vacation starting today when it’s not in two months or ask him if he wants to see the dress you’re wearing for his cousin’s wedding this weekend.

53. La amnesia broma

Finge que has perdido la memoria y trátale como a un extraño. Cuando te mande un mensaje, dile that you have no idea who he is. If he says that he’s your boyfriend, dile that there’s no way and that you’d know if you had one.

Try making up something that happened that might have made you lose your memory, but keep insisting that he’s the only person you don’t remember.

54. El gran error broma

Envíale un mensaje “I made a big mistake, please don’t be mad.” He might immediately call you, so have something that isn’t a big deal at all to confess. For example, you ate his snack or you threw out an old piece of paper he doodled on.

55. El suspense broma

Mándale un mensaje, “We need to talk.” and ignore your phone for a while. Keep him in suspense. He’ll be busy anticipating preguntas incómodas, but when you decide to reply to him, talk about something minor that didn’t need such an ominous introduction. 

Por ejemplo, dile you’re out of milk and that you want him to pick up some.

56. La abolladura del coche broma

Dile that you dented his car by mistake and that you’re very sorry. It was an accident and you’re so upset because of what you’ve done. This broma es el más eficaz en los chicos que aman sus coches una cantidad excesiva.

57. El malentendido broma

When he texts you, pretend you don’t understand what he’s saying. This is very effective if you want to make him feel frustrated. You can pretend como tú literally don’t understand and say so or you can pretend como tú don’t get what he means. The best thing to text him is “???” como respuesta a cada uno de sus mensajes.

58. La visita familiar broma

Family visits can be stressful and he needs to prepare, doesn’t he? Text him to let him know that your parents are coming in an hour and are looking forward to meeting him. Keep up with the pretense for as long as he keeps freaking out.

Otra versión broma es dile you’ve invited his family over when you didn’t.

59. Las noticias falsas broma

Utiliza el generador de noticias de última hora to send him some fake news to shock him. It’s best if it’s something that involves you or him that will make him freak out. It’s the funniest if it has a grain of truth in it, but make it overblown and out of context.

60. El rickroll

You might think that rickrolling has been over for a long time, but that’s what makes it so effective. It never really goes out of style if it’s used correctly. It will have the most impact if you really build the suspense and make him think that you’re about to send him something he needs to see, then, bam! Rick-rolled.

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Para concluir

Ahí lo tienen, lo más hilarante e impactante de cada día o Bromas del día de los inocentes para tirar de su novio por texto. Siempre que elija un broma that your boyfriend can bounce from, you’ll both have a buena carcajada y disfruta de la diversión.

Algunas de estas bromas pueden gastarse a amigos íntimos y familiares, así que si te gustan las bromas, consúltalas a menudo. Pero a quienquiera que decidas gastarle una broma, ten cuidado: ¡podría empezar una guerra de bromas!