60 partidas engraçadas e esquisitas para pregar ao seu namorado por mensagem de texto

Escusado será dizer que os românticos e sedutor texts from your boyfriend can make your day and put a smile on your face. But sometimes, when you’re not in the mood for romance, you don’t want cute, sexy and lovely.

Por vezes, tudo o que se quer é causar o caos.

And what better way to do it than to pull a prank on your boyfriend. If you’re all out of prank ideas, you’re in the right place. You found as melhores partidas e partidas práticas com mensagens de texto for April fools’ day or any other day when you need a good laugh.

Continue a ler para obter uma enorme lista de partidas para puxar o seu namorado por mensagem de texto que o farão rir, passar-se ou talvez até ficar um pouco zangado contigo, dependendo do que escolheres.

60 partidas engraçadas para pregar ao seu namorado por mensagem de texto

When you’re deciding on the partidas para puxar o seu namorado por mensagem de texto, don’t forget the consequences.

Se o seu namorado é sensível ou se os seus sentimentos são facilmente feridos, então tenha piedade dele. Escolha partidas engraçadas e fotografias divertidas em vez de algo que o possa perturbar. A partida deve ser algo de que os dois se possam rir juntos.

But if your boyfriend is the kind of person who can shrug things off with no hard feelings or if he’s a lover of a boa partida, depois pode escolher os mais graves, como os falsos separações e gravidezes.

Here’s a list of 60 partidas para namorados para usar quando quiser apimentar o seu conversas de texto.

1. A partida de transformação

Manda uma mensagem ao teu namorado e diga-lhe que fizeste uma grande mudança na tua aparência. O cabelo é a melhor escolha porque será a mais credível e convincente, mas pode escolher qualquer coisa que lhe agrade.

For example, tell you that you’ve dyed your hair in an outrageous color or that you shaved your head. You can also diga-lhe that you got a tattoo or an unexpected piercing. Or if you’re feeling particularly naughty, diga-lhe fez mais do que uma coisa.

O seu brincadeira será ainda mais bem sucedido se puder enviar-lhe um foto, which shouldn’t be too difficult to create if you find the right editing apps.

2. The couple’s tattoo brincadeira

Manda uma mensagem ao teu namorado e diga-lhe que marcou uma reunião para vocês os dois para obter um couple’s tattoo. A outra opção é desenhar algo em si mesmo ou fazer uma tatuagem temporária, enviar-lhe um foto e pedir-lhe que faça a mesma coisa.

Este brincadeira is especially fun if you pull it on someone you’ve just started dating. He’ll rightfully freak out if you suggest getting a couples tattoo after a few primeiros encontros. O que é arriscado neste caso brincadeira is – he might accept!

3. O novo animal de estimação brincadeira

Fazer com que pareça como tu levar um animal de estimação para casa se viverem juntos. Encontrar um foto of the pet you want to use and send it to him, asking if you can keep it. A baby goat, a huge snake or a wolf which you call a cute dog – the more outrageous the pet, the better.

Se ele não gostar de um animal, escolha esse. Encontrar um foto of a cat to send him if he’s allergic, or suggest a huge spider if they gross him out. Dizer-lhe you saw the animal and just couldn’t resist, it was so cute and needed a home. 🙄️

4. O despedimento brincadeira

Enviar-lhe mensagens durante o dia de trabalho e diga-lhe you got in trouble. Update him a few times about the escalating situation, then end it all with a text telling him you got fired. You’ll make him worry and comfort you for no reason, but he’ll be happy when he finds out it’s not true.

And if you’re feeling a little mean, make him think that ele got fired. This is easy to pull off if you know his boss who can be your accomplice, but even if you don’t, it’s nothing a little creative texting can’t do.

5. O redes sociais posto brincadeira

Verificar a sua redes sociais so that you’re up-to-date with his posts, then send him a text saying something like, “Why on earth would you post that?” Don’t diga-lhe what you’re referring to, just pretend that you’re completely outraged.

Ask him why he’d post something so private or why he posted something with que in the background. This is especially effective if he’s just posted – he’ll keep checking his post to see what he missed.

6. O boa sorte brincadeira

Desejo-lhe boa sorte for an event that you’ve made up to make him scratch his head. This is the most effective if he poderia ter um evento deste género pela frente em teoria, but it doesn’t really exist.

For example, if he’s a student, text him something like, "Boa sorte on your exam today!” ou se ele falou em procurar um novo emprego, envie um “You’ll nail your interview, I believe in you!”

He’ll be utterly confused!

7. A viagem urgente brincadeira

Faça-o pensar que surgiu um imprevisto e que tem de se ir embora imediatamente. Manda-lhe uma mensagem, “Off to the airport, tty when I land” even though you’re lounging in your living room. Turn off your phone immediately because you’re using airplane mode, of course.

An alternative is to wish him a safe trip when he’s not traveling and when he tells you he’s not going anywhere, to keep trying to convince him that yes, he is, he told you a ton of times he’ll be flying today.

8. A nova roupa brincadeira

Enviar-lhe uma fotografia de uma roupa louca e diga-lhe, "Babe, this would look awesome on you.” If he replies with “lol” or another sign that he thinks you’re joking, keep up the pretense. Continue sending him texts trying to convince him that you’d love to see him in it.

He might show up wearing it if you manage to make him think you really like it, though, so be careful what you send him unless you’re prepared to see it on him.

9. A divulgação brincadeira

Para o assustar a sério, envia-lhe uma mensagem a dizer, “There’s something you need to know” ou “I haven’t been fully honest with you.” After he sees the message, stop responding. Watch him blow up your phone but don’t text him back. If he calls you, don’t pick up.

Isto vai assustá-lo e fazê-lo pensar num milhão de cenários diferentes, por isso, quando eventualmente diga-lhe era um brincadeira, he’ll be relieved.

10. O número desconhecido brincadeira

Espera que ele te mande uma mensagem e depois pergunta-lhe, “Who’s this?” pretending you don’t recognize his number. This is a tried-and-true brincadeira que funciona sempre e resulta em frustração e risos. Há algumas formas de jogar.

Uma opção é diga-lhe that someone changed all the contact names in your phone, so you have no idea who you’re texting. Ask him to prove his identity by telling you things only vocês os dois saberia.

Outra forma de o fazer brincadeira é fingir ser outra pessoa e convencê-lo de que enviou uma mensagem para o número errado. Finja que um estranho recebeu a mensagem e invente alguém estranho. Quanto mais perguntas parvas lhe fizer, mais engraçado será.

But beware – if he’s easily annoyed he might block you instead of playing your game.

11. The “I know” brincadeira

Manda-lhe uma mensagem, “I know what you’ve been up to,” and ghost him. He’ll go crazy trying to figure out what you were talking about, pulling his hair out because you’re unavailable and he can’t reach you.

Para ficar ainda mais confuso, ligue o telemóvel passado algum tempo e envie-lhe uma mensagem “Now I’ve heard the whole story,” and turn it off again. All that’s left is to hope that he hasn’t realmente tem feito alguma coisa.

12. O auto-correção brincadeira

This isn’t a partida de mensagens de textomas a diversão que se pode ter com auto-correção é interminável. Antes de o tentar, verifique se ele tem um iPhone ou um telemóvel Android e qual o teclado que utiliza. Sabendo de antemão onde está tudo, será mais fácil cumprir rapidamente a sua missão.

Alterar o seu auto-correção configurações da forma mais parva possível para o deixar furioso e atirar o telemóvel. Transforme palavras comuns como "a", "o", "quando", "porquê", etc. em algo engraçado, tolo, sem sentido ou obsceno.

You can also change all the common words in his phone to the same word and change “no” to “yes”. Anticipate how he’ll react when the words he’s sending aren’t the words he’s typing, and change those as well!

13. O invertido partida de texto

Do you know how to type ǝʞᴉl sᴉɥʇ? Texting him upside-down words will make him confused for a moment, wondering what on earth he’s seeing, but he’ll probably catch on quick. You can quickly converter qualquer texto utilizando um gerador and keep it going as long as it’s funny!

14. O não para si brincadeira

Envie uma mensagem de texto ao seu namorado com algo que pareça preocupante e depois envie-lhe imediatamente uma mensagem de texto “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to text you.” Enviar algo que faça parecer como tu’re involved in something suspicious or possibly illegal.

Por exemplo, envie uma mensagem de texto sobre como levar dinheiro para um local ou esconder algo para alguém e, em seguida, envie um “oops, ignore this last text.” Ou esperar que ele a veja e depois apagá-la. Isso fá-lo-á passar-se de certeza.

15. A emergência brincadeira

Envie-lhe uma mensagem de texto sobre algo que o faça pensar que tem uma emergência e, quando ele responder, deixe de responder às mensagens dele.

Pode escolher algo que soe a uma possível emergência para o assustar, como perguntar-lhe como utilizar o extintor de incêndio ou sobre ser preso. Ou pode perguntar-lhe algo selvagem para o confundir, como perguntar-lhe o que acontece se acordar num país estrangeiro ou se um animal selvagem estiver dentro de casa.

16. O ex brincadeira

Enviar-lhe uma mensagem a dizer que a ex dele contactou-o and that she’s coming over to tell you something. Make your text sound cold and suspicious. Don’t use pet names or emojis – just a simple sentence with punctuation.

He’ll be freaking out thinking what on earth she’s about to tell you. Hopefully there isn’t really anything he doesn’t want you to know…

17. A mentira brincadeira

Send him a text telling him that you just found out he lied to you and that you’re hurt and feeling let down. When he asks you what you mean, reply with, “You know what I’m talking about.” Tenta parecer o mais desiludido possível.

He’ll probably try to convince you that he never lied to you even if he has no clue what you’re talking about.

18. The … brincadeira

Tu: ei

I know this might change everything but I really can’t hold it in anymore

Tenho mesmo de desabafar

Ele: um

what’s going on?

Tu: …

Ele: o que é que está a escrever tanto?

ligar-me ou algo do género

Tu: …

But the answer never comes. Or at least not the answer he’s expecting, because you don’t really have anything to diga-lhe and you’re not typing a wall of text.

The whole purpose of this prank is to freak him out and make him think you’re about to drop a bomb, then send him um GIF dos pontos de texto. Take a peek at his phone beforehand to make sure which kind of dots he sees when someone is typing so he won’t see through you.

19. A coisa debaixo do sofá brincadeira

While you’re home alone, make your boyfriend think you’re terrified of something moving under your couch to alarm him a little bit.

Este brincadeira requires setup, but it’s not complicated. Find a shoestring or rolled-up socks and place your item under the couch so that a small part of it is peeking.

Tomar uma foto, but make sure the lights are dim so that it’s hard to identify what’s in it. Send the picture to your boyfriend and include a scared message about how there’s something under the couch! It’s moving!

Pode até telefonar-lhe depois de lhe enviar a fotografia e tentar parecer o mais assustada possível.

20. O teste de gravidez falso brincadeira

Tu: “Hey

Acho que devo dizer-vos

I’m pregnant

so”

Dependendo da situação atual da sua relação, isto pode ser uma boa notícia ou uma razão para entrar em pânico. Dizer-lhe that you’re happy or devastated, but make sure it’s the opposite reaction of the one you know he’ll have. You can spice it up even more by telling him that the baby is not his.

Qualquer que seja gravidez falsa text you choose, be kind and don’t let him stew for too long.

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21. O ecrã inicial brincadeira

Even though this isn’t a partida de texto, it still involves his phone, so it’s included. One of the most frustrating things you can do to his phone is to mess with his home screen.

Tomar uma captura de ecrã do ecrã inicial como está, mover todas as aplicações para a segunda página e, em seguida, definir a captura de ecrã as his wallpaper. He’ll think everything is as normal and keep tapping, trying to open his apps in vain. Nothing will happen because he’s just touching a picture on an empty screen.

Outro brincadeira you can do is to download an image of a fake cracked screen and make that his wallpaper. He’ll see through this as soon as he touches the screen, but the fright you’ll give him for that one moment is worth it.

22. The parent’s number brincadeira

While you’re with a friend whose number he doesn’t know, send him a text claiming it’s your mom or dad. Try to seem unfriendly and judgmental – make him think “your mom” or “your dad” disapprove of him and that they know what you’ve been up to.

Pergunte-lhe quando é que o podem conhecerSe o seu filho não estiver a falar consigo, diga-lhe quais são as suas intenções e veja-o a gaguejar.

Outra versão brincadeira is to change your contact name to Mom or however he has her in his phone, then have fun texting him stuff he’d never expect from his mom.

23. A mensagem automática brincadeira

When he texts you something, reply pretending you’re a customer service chat bot. Pick a random chain or service and when he sends you a text reply with, “Welcome to [store]! Thank you for contacting our customer service. Please let us know how we may help you.”

Envie o mesmo texto vezes sem conta e, independentemente da forma como ele responder, mantenha-se fiel à sua programação.

24. A letra brincadeira

Text him the first line of a song, then after he replies, text him the next line. Whatever he says, keep responding using the lyrics of a song. You have the option of picking something he knows well, he knows just a little or doesn’t know at all.

If you choose something that he doesn’t know well, but that he might be vaguely familiar with, he’ll know that something is wrong but won’t know for sure what it is. Or you might pick something he doesn’t know and that doesn’t even sound like lyrics to confuse him completely.

E, claro, se quiser um pouco de alegria brincadeira that he’ll pick up on immediately, go for the lyrics of a song he knows. This is a good choice if you want to send him a message along with the brincadeira.

25. O despertador brincadeira

Não é bem um partida de texto, mas um telemóvel brincadeira: pega no telemóvel e põe o despertador para as 3 da manhã a manhã, then wait for him to tell you all about it tomorrow. If you’re feeling especially nasty, set multiple alarms to really shake him up.

Of course, if you’re sleeping in the same room, the alarm will wake you up too, so this brincadeira is best used if you don’t live together.

26. O GIF e os memes brincadeira

If you’re proficient in the language of GIFs and memes, what better way to communicate than to text him without using words at all. There’s nothing a good GIF can’t express, so whatever you want to diga-lhe, procura a pessoa perfeita e envia-lhe mensagens de texto apenas com GIFs e memes.

Vire isto brincadeira maléfico, escolhendo apenas memes antigos que já ninguém usa para o fazer encolher-se.

27. O passado falso brincadeira

Dizer-lhe something about your past that isn’t true and wait for his reaction. You don’t have to invent anything outrageous, only something that he’d never expect from you. For example, diga-lhe you used to be an athlete if you’re not very sporty or that you haven’t read a book until you were twenty if you normally love to read.

28. O novo namorado brincadeira

Esta é arriscada, mas pode valer a pena se tu e o teu namorado gostam de se meter um com o outro. Carregue uma fotografia sua com outro homem no seu redes sociais, marque-o como seu namorado e espere que o seu verdadeiro namorado o veja.

Do you know how he’d react? Do you querer sabe?

29. O pedido de desculpas brincadeira

Make him apologize for something he didn’t do by being really insistent that he has to apologize or you’re going to cry! You don’t even have to diga-lhe what he’s apologizing for, just let him know that he really, really has to.

Isto funciona melhor se o seu namorado for muito brando quando se trata de si.

30. O melhor amigo brincadeira

Alterar o seu melhor amigo’s number to an unknown man’s name and make sure he sees you texting. A lot. All the time. When he asks you what’s going on, you can diga-lhe the truth, but try to seem shifty so he’ll suspect that you’re lying.

He’ll feel silly when he finds out that you’ve been telling the truth the whole time.

31. O mesmo partida de texto

Finja que há algo de errado com o seu telemóvel e envie-lhe a mesma mensagem vezes sem conta. Seja qual for a mensagem que ele enviar, responda com a mesma mensagem. Esta é uma forma fácil e parva de brincadeira mas vai certamente irritá-lo.

32. A grande compra brincadeira

Dizer-lhe you bought a car, a house or another big item. Make up a ridiculously high price that’s completely out of your budget. Send him a text where you sound completely delighted about your purchase, and pretend like spending all this money you don’t have won’t affect your planos futuros.

33. A parte de trás com o ex brincadeira

Se quer mesmo causar impacto, envie uma mensagem ao seu namorado a dizer que voltou a namorar com o seu ex. Diga-lhe o teu ex telefonou-te, apologized and asked you to get back together. You accepted because he’s the one who got away and you couldn’t go against your own heart.

Don’t be too cruel and keep this going for too long, though, because this might really hurt him.

34. O algo importante brincadeira

Manda-lhe uma mensagem a dizer que tens algo importante para fazer diga-lhee depois deixá-lo pendurado. Pode diga-lhe que tem grandes novidades ou diga-lhe that you have information about something he’s wanted to know for a while.

Quando ele responder, ignore-o ou desligue-se e espere que ele exploda o seu telemóvel.

35. O peixe-gato brincadeira

Criar uma conta falsa ou utilizar um número diferente to send him ridiculous catfish texts. Pretend to be someone who’s interested in him. Make it interesting by creating an over-the-top character that he won’t have a choice but to respond to because the texts you send will be so outrageous.

Don’t try to catfish him for real, though, because trying to get your boyfriend to show interest in a fake person is not a healthy thing to do.

36. A caução brincadeira

Manda-lhe uma mensagem a dizer, “I’m in trouble, I need you to bail me out.” When he asks what’s going on, invent something crazy and dramatic, such as owing money to a dangerous person or being stuck somewhere. He’ll run to help you in no time.

37. O novo emoji brincadeira

Keep adding an emoji to your texts that’s completely out of sync with whatever you’re talking about. When he asks you about it, make up the meaning of that emoji that he supposedly doesn’t know but that everyone is using these days.

O seu brincadeira é um êxito se ele começar a utilizá-lo dessa forma.

38. A contagem decrescente brincadeira

Start a countdown to nothing to make him go nuts trying to figure out what’s going on. Decide how long you want to stretch it – you can count down from 100 or from 10, but keep in mind that if it goes on too long, he might lose interest.

Quando se chega a 0, diga-lhe algo do género, “I love you.” ou enviar-lhe um emoji de carinha beijinhosa ou semelhante.

39. A marcação falhada brincadeira

Fingir que faltaste a um compromisso que ele te devia ter lembrado e diga-lhe como estás desapontado. Estavas mesmo a contar com ele para te lembrar de algo tão importante e agora está tudo estragado. Como é que ele podia? 😧️

40. O velho problema brincadeira

Bring up an issue you had that you settled a long time ago and make him think you’re starting a fight over it. This will confuse him and make him break out in a cold sweat, especially if it was something that was his fault. You can also imply that he’s been doing it again, whatever it is that your fight was about.

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41. A namorada secreta brincadeira

Dizer-lhe que a namorada secreta dele te enviou uma mensagem e que agora sabes tudo sobre a relação deles. Faz com que pareça como tu’re devastated and that you’re done with him. Refuse to listen to his denial and diga-lhe you know it’s all excuses.

42. A camisa estragada brincadeira

Text him to admit that you ruined his favorite shirt or something else he’s really attached to. It can be his gaming device or his pillow – as long as it’s something he always uses and loves. Imagine his happiness when he finds out that it was all a brincadeira.

43. A detenção brincadeira

Utilizar um número diferente, call him to let him know you’ve been arrested, then hang up. Turn off your phone for a few hours and when you turn it on, you’ll be flooded by his texts and missed calls.

44. O apaixonado pelo seu melhor amigo brincadeira

Confess to your boyfriend that you’re in love with his melhor amigo e que achas que ele também te ama. O teu namorado pode ficar muito zangado quando tu diga-lhe isto, por isso não se esqueçam disso.

45. O ciúme brincadeira

Let him know that you don’t want him hanging out with his close friends, that he should always let you know where he is and whatever else you can think of that will make you seem excessivamente ciumento. Dependendo da reação dele, é possível aumentar a brincadeira.

46. A fotografia do bebé brincadeira

Dizer-lhe that someone sent you a picture of his baby. Pretend to be heartbroken that he had a baby with someone else while he’s with you. Send him the fake foto e diga-lhe that his baby isn’t even that cute.

47. A acusação brincadeira

Accuse him of something he never did and insist on being right, no matter how much he denies it. You’ll know you won if he apologizes for doing it even though he hasn’t. But don’t forget that this can also cause him to retaliate with a brincadeira ou, pior ainda, para se zangar consigo.

48. O à sua porta brincadeira

Manda-lhe uma mensagem, “Where are you, I’m waiting outside,” ou diga-lhe you’re at his door when you’re not. This is a harmless brincadeiramas vai certamente deixá-lo tenso por um momento, quando pensar que se esqueceu de si.

49. O aniversário brincadeira

Se o aniversário dele está a chegar, diga-lhe you can’t make it because you have something else. Make sure that whatever you’re standing him up for is something unimportant and that you really don’t actually have to do. He’ll be shocked when he learns what it is you’re prioritizing over him.

50. A testemunha brincadeira

Tell your boyfriend that you were out today and that you saw him with another girl. He’ll go out of his way to make you understand that you made a mistake and that he was never out with another woman. Ignore his denial and explanations for as long as you can.

51. O já deixado brincadeira

Text him an hour before your date and say you left since he didn’t make it on time. Dizer-lhe you’re really hurt and that he should give you some space. If he insists that he wasn’t late and that it was you who came early, accuse him of shifting the blame on you.

52. O calendário brincadeira

Look at his calendar and pick something he has coming up in the future and pretend that he has it today. You can even change it in his calendar if you want to be really convincing. Text him something about his vacation starting today when it’s not in two months or ask him if he wants to see the dress you’re wearing for his cousin’s wedding this weekend.

53. A amnésia brincadeira

Finge que perdeste a memória e trata-o como um estranho. Quando ele te enviar uma mensagem, diga-lhe that you have no idea who he is. If he says that he’s your boyfriend, diga-lhe that there’s no way and that you’d know if you had one.

Try making up something that happened that might have made you lose your memory, but keep insisting that he’s the only person you don’t remember.

54. O grande erro brincadeira

Enviar-lhe uma mensagem “I made a big mistake, please don’t be mad.” He might immediately call you, so have something that isn’t a big deal at all to confess. For example, you ate his snack or you threw out an old piece of paper he doodled on.

55. O suspense brincadeira

Manda-lhe uma mensagem, “We need to talk.” and ignore your phone for a while. Keep him in suspense. He’ll be busy anticipating perguntas incómodas, but when you decide to reply to him, talk about something minor that didn’t need such an ominous introduction. 

Por exemplo, diga-lhe you’re out of milk and that you want him to pick up some.

56. A mossa do carro brincadeira

Dizer-lhe that you dented his car by mistake and that you’re very sorry. It was an accident and you’re so upset because of what you’ve done. This brincadeira é o mais eficaz nos homens que gostam demasiado dos seus carros.

57. O mal-entendido brincadeira

When he texts you, pretend you don’t understand what he’s saying. This is very effective if you want to make him feel frustrated. You can pretend como tu literally don’t understand and say so or you can pretend como tu don’t get what he means. The best thing to text him is “???” como resposta a cada uma das suas mensagens.

58. A visita da família brincadeira

Family visits can be stressful and he needs to prepare, doesn’t he? Text him to let him know that your parents are coming in an hour and are looking forward to meeting him. Keep up with the pretense for as long as he keeps freaking out.

Outra versão brincadeira é diga-lhe you’ve invited his family over when you didn’t.

59. As notícias falsas brincadeira

Utilizar o gerador de notícias de última hora to send him some fake news to shock him. It’s best if it’s something that involves you or him that will make him freak out. It’s the funniest if it has a grain of truth in it, but make it overblown and out of context.

60. O rolo de espuma

You might think that rickrolling has been over for a long time, but that’s what makes it so effective. It never really goes out of style if it’s used correctly. It will have the most impact if you really build the suspense and make him think that you’re about to send him something he needs to see, then, bam! Rick-rolled.

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Para terminar

Aqui tem, o mais hilariante e chocante do dia a dia ou Partidas de abril para puxar o seu namorado por mensagem de texto. Desde que escolha um brincadeira that your boyfriend can bounce from, you’ll both have a boa gargalhada e divertir-se.

Algumas destas partidas podem ser pregadas a amigos íntimos e familiares, por isso, se gostas de partidas, consulta-o com frequência. Mas quem quer que decidas pregar uma partida, tem cuidado: isto pode dar início a uma guerra de partidas!