10 piccole cose fastidiose che ogni fidanzato fa regolarmente

I fidanzati sono creature davvero strane.

Un momento sono tutti affettuosi, vi riempiono di baci e di attenzioni. gesti dolcie poi un'altra volta iniziano a fare le loro piccole cose fastidiose, come lasciare i calzini sotto il letto per l'eternità, facendovi mettere alla prova la vostra tolleranza.

But, who can blame them? It seems it’s in their nature to exhibit different traits that make you love them and at the same time hate yourself for loving them.

However, one thing’s for sure—they will never stop doing those little annoying things, and we’ll never stop bitching about them.

The only thing that’s left is to remind ourselves of their silly nature and have a good laugh about it!

1. Scoregge e rutti su tutti i fronti

A convenient time for farting and burping doesn’t exist.

Worst of all is that it is their most amusing fun game that they don’t have to download to play.

No matter how hard you try to convince them that there’s nothing entertaining about it, they keep being persistent.

Sometimes they bring this shit to another level by spreading their silliness when being in public, with you forcing yourself to pretend that you don’t know them. (Unfortunately, you know them pretty well).

2. Indossa le scarpe mentre si sdraia sul divano

Trascorre l'intera giornata in scarpe da ginnastica, poi entra con disinvoltura nell'edificio e si sdraia sul divano, sempre con le stesse maledette scarpe da ginnastica.

Voglio dire, è così difficile toglierli come il resto dell'umanità? Credo che questo rimarrà un eterno enigma.

3. Lascia i calzini sotto il letto o sul pavimento per l'eternità.

Lo stesso vale per i calzini. Lasciare i calzini sotto il letto o sul pavimento non è come metterli nel cestino.

Che ci crediate o no, non si lavano magicamente da soli se li lasciate a marcire sul pavimento.

Take off your socks, put them in the hamper, and wear new ones. It’s really as simple as that.

4. Piatti a base di foglie

You seriously dare to complain that you don’t have any of your freaking cereal bowls when you know you were voluntarily just piling up dishes in the sink for a whole week?

Per essere più precisi, li stavate ordinando come se steste giocando a Tetris (e a dire il vero a volte mi stupisce).

5. Dimentica i piani se vengono fatti qualche sera prima

Se i piani non vengono annunciati dieci giorni prima dell'evento e ripetuti circa dieci volte ogni giorno, li dimenticherà.

Whether deliberate or not, it just isn’t fucking fair.

If I can remember every goddamn detail about your game, I’m sure as hell positive that you can try to remember one single thing you’re told to.

6. Utilizza l'asciugamano

Davvero? Perché è così difficile prestare attenzione e cercare di memorizzare Perché è così difficile prestare attenzione e cercare di memorizzare quale asciugamano è tuo?

Why would you use my towel, not tell me about it, and reassure me that it’s okay if I wipe my face with the same towel you wiped your ass?

I certainly don’t want my face to smell like your ass because it’s not hygienic (if you’re even familiar with the word).

7. Remains silent when you’re pissed off

If I’m pissed off and you’re being silent, you will make it even worse!

There’s no need to allontanarsi and leave me be because with such behavior, you’ll make me even more pissed off. It’s as simple as that.

Dite qualsiasi cosa, ma non restate in silenzio!

8. Prende la cosa sbagliata dal negozio

You ask him to bring soda. He brings milk instead. You’re having a bad period and you need your pads or tampons.

Invece ti porta ogni giorno i salvaslip. In qualche modo, magicamente, riesce sempre a prendere la cosa sbagliata al negozio (senza nemmeno provarci).

E se gli date l'intero elenco, ci sarà sempre almeno una cosa che ha letto male.

9. Doesn’t notice the mess around him

Even if he was sitting in a pile of stinky laundry or was encircled with chocolate wrappers, he simply wouldn’t notice the mess around him.

And when you ask him when he’s about to clean the mess, he asks you: “What mess?”

And then you start questioning your own sanity whether something’s wrong with your glasses (if you wear them) or if he really doesn’t give a shit about it.

10. Pretends he’s listening to you

Why do guys have this tendency to play a video game or do something else and nod at every single word you say to them, and when you ask them about it, they have no idea what you’re talking about?

I mean, if you were not listening just say you were not listening and spare us repeating the same shit over and over again. (I guess we’ll never understand how their silly brains work).