20 frasi per rimorchiare così brutte da non credere che siano reali

Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. Because of that, pickup lines were created. Some of them are funny, some actually work out and well, some of them are so cringe-worthy that we had to put them all together and have some good laughs. Gentleman, please don’t use any of these if you want to have a successful dating and love life.

1. Quanto tempo ci è voluto per radere quelle lunghe gambe?

2. Tua madre è sexy! Scommetto che assomiglierai a lei quando sarai più grande.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t keep it in.

4. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

6. Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

7. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

8. I’ve had such an off week, but seeing you just turns me on.

9. Hai dei bei fianchi per partorire. Mi darai molti figli.

10. Ho una rara malattia tropicale che mi ucciderà se non faccio sesso entro la prossima mezz'ora.

11. Le rose sono rosse, le viole sono blu, faccio schifo nelle poesie, belle tette.

12. Trasformate il mio software in hardware.

13. Sei Angelina Jolie? Perché mi piacerebbe saccheggiare la tua tomba.

14. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

15. “Excuse me Madame, are you a captain?”
“No, why?”
“Because you make my privates stand.”

16. This is the first prettiest view I’ve ever seen! The second one is you.

17. I tuoi pantaloni sono epici. Spero che mi cadano stasera.

18. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

19. Nice legs—what time do they open?

20. Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

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