L'oroscopo del sesso per il fine settimana (sarete fortunati?)
Ariete
Se siete single
Ok Ariete, è scritto nelle stelle che venerdì sera dovrai darti da fare! Detto questo, un possibile incontro è all'orizzonte.
La persona ideale per questo lavoro saranno i Gemelli, che nel fine settimana saranno piuttosto civettuoli.
Se non avete idea di cosa state
Le stelle sono in una posizione perfetta per trasformare la vostra relazione in una vera e propria storia d'amore.
Il vostro desiderio sessuale sarà al massimo, quindi aspettatevi un fine settimana molto fortunato e sexy.
Se avete una relazione
Basically, all of your relationships will be at their peaks this weekend, not just the romantic one. But since we are talking about eternal love, this weekend you’re in for a treat!
Toro
Se siete single
If you’ve been dry lately, you need not worry. The dry spell will finally be over starting with Friday. A hookup is smiling, but there is a warning coming with it – you may catch feelings even if you don’t want to.
Se non avete idea di cosa state
You like commitment, but sadly, your situationship looks like anything but a commitment. That’s why you shouldn’t be afraid to explore your options.
Maybe you’ll finally find what you’ve been looking for. If you really find the commitment you’ve been looking for, gracefully end what you have now.
Se avete una relazione
It’s not good news for those in a relationship. There will be a lot of arguments, things that could easily get blown out of proportion in a matter of minutes.
Luckily, you will be tender, and altogether, you’ll be smart enough to bring peace back.
Gemelli
Se siete single
Friday is going to be a bit depressing, but by Saturday, you’re going to be your old flirty self.
So, it’s for the best to try to survive Friday and then go crazy Saturday and Sunday. Go out and talk to people, flirt with anyone you like because that is what you do best.
Se non avete idea di cosa state
You are known as a bit of a talker in general, but this period you won’t stop talking. You will talk to everyone about everything.
This means it’s the perfect time to sit down with that someone you have no idea what relationship you have with them and try to define things. Are they in or are they out?
Se avete una relazione
Il rapporto d'amore andrà benissimo, forse anche più che bene.
You’ve entered the period where you’re going to be in touch with your emotional side. Use it to strengthen your relationship.
Cancro
Se siete single
Starting from Wednesday, you’re going to feel more attractive which will boost your confidence, automatically making you even look more attractive. Confidence is the key.
Detto questo, il venerdì è il giorno ideale per uscire e socializzare. Parlate con le persone, stupitele con la vostra energia positiva. Spazzatele via dai loro piedi.
If you don’t know what you are
The positive energy you have going on will help you bring your ‘relationship’ to the next level. This is the period when sex and love will reach their peaks, so enjoy it while it lasts, and make the best of it.
If you’re in a relationship
If you think you’ve been living on cloud nine, then you have no idea what great changes are coming your way. It’s definitely time to either move in together or to get married.
Leone
Se siete single
You’re going to feel enormous amounts of energy which you’ve been lacking for quite some time.
Regarding getting some action this weekend, don’t bet on it. But the idea alone of getting out of a period in which you were tired all the time should be enough for now.
If you don’t know what you are
The truth is, you don’t have the will to keep this situationship alive. You want to either break it off or move things to the next level.
Per fortuna, ora avete l'energia per fare ciò che volete.
Se avete una relazione
Your love and sex life will take a short break this week—not because there is a problem, but because you want to reconnect on a deeper emotional level.
Both of you need to take some time and just chill, alone or in each other’s company—whatever makes you happier.
Vergine
Se siete single
You’re going to get a new boost of love this weekend. Forget about the same people you’ve been running around with. There is a fresh treat in store for you this time.
If you don’t know what you are
Regarding your situationship, there will be no sex this weekend. You’re going to connect on a more emotional level.
You’re really going to get to know them better which brings a risk of really falling in love with that person.
Forse innamorarsi non è una buona idea, visto che quella persona vi tradirà di nascosto.
Se avete una relazione
You are going to spend so much time together starting Friday. You’re going to go to a lot of parties and you’re going to meet new people – you’re going to have the time of your lives.
È un'ottima occasione per presentare il vostro amante al vostro gruppo di amici.
Bilancia
Se siete single
You are going to do it, but be careful because if you’re going to get lucky, it will be with someone you know, a friend of yours.
Non c'è nulla di male nel familiarizzare un po' di più con un vostro amico, ma fate attenzione a non cogliere i sentimenti.
If you don’t know what you are
You’re going to get in touch with the romantic side of your situationship, and things might work in your favor this weekend.
Il punto è che se volete impegnarvi, c'è la possibilità che ciò accada nei prossimi giorni.
Se avete una relazione
It’s perfect timing to move in together or get married. In this period, being with your partner will be the most important thing to you.
Fate attenzione perché i vostri amici potrebbero prendere questa decisione nel modo sbagliato.
Scorpione
Se siete single
You are magnetic even on regular days, but this weekend, you’ll be on fire. People will want to be around you or better said, ‘in’ you. You’ll be on a roll which will inspire you to try new, even wilder things.
If you don’t know what you are
There are two options for you this week, and it’s up to you which one will you choose.
Either you’re going to hook up with someone new or you’re going to spice up your FWB relationship with some new kinky stuff.
If you’re in a relationship
The sex life you two have is pretty okay, but this weekend, you can make it even better. It’s perfect timing for introducing new poses and kinky toys.
Chiedete prima il consenso del vostro partner. A volte, siete dei veri e propri maniaco del sesso.
Sagittario
Se siete single
Forget about Friday because nothing is going to happen on Friday. Your day is definitely Saturday. There is only one thing though….
You’ll be flirty and all, but this time you’re going to be more interested in developing feelings than you usually do.
If you don’t know what you are
Siete il tipo di persona a cui va benissimo avere una relazione FWB. Tuttavia, questo fine settimana le cose cambieranno.
You’ll be more love oriented which means you’ll be wanting to take your FWB to the next level.
Se avete una relazione
If you’ve been feeling a bit disconnected from your partner for the last few weeks, that period ends starting Friday.
You’re going to emotionally reconnect, and your partner will once again become your priority. The physical part of the relationship won’t be left behind either.
Capricorno
Se siete single
If you’re aching for a hookup, you don’t have to because you’re going to get lucky this weekend.
Don’t be worried about the low energy that has been following you for the last few days because you’ll be bursting with high energy this weekend.
Just a warning though…you might catch feelings from that casual hookup.
If you don’t know what you are
Nella vostra vita stanno per arrivare dei grandi cambiamenti e sì, hanno a che fare con la vostra situazione di coppia.
Forget about keeping that relationship no strings attached. Emotions are finding their way in, and you can’t do anything about it.
Se avete una relazione
You’ll have a chance to take your love life to a completely another level. If you play your cards right now, if you are smart enough to make the right moves, your relationship will become indestructible.
Acquario
Se siete single
Sfruttate questo periodo di amore perché tra qualche settimana il lavoro diventerà la vostra priorità. Venerdì non sarà il vostro giorno libero, quindi aspettate fino a sabato.
Then, things will get serious. You’ll have your flirt on, and almost no one will be able to resist you. Use it while it lasts.
If you don’t know what you are
Your libido will hit the roof this week, so the smartest thing you can do is to have sex as much as possible with your fuck buddy. After that, it’s possible the two of you will discuss what to do with your relationship next.
Se avete una relazione
Questa settimana sarete sull'orlo di una relazione di amore e odio. Potrete fare il miglior sesso della vostra vita e il rapporto potrà raggiungere il suo apice, oppure potrete essere bruschi e litigare praticamente su tutto. In ogni caso, tutto è possibile questa settimana.
Pesci
Se siete single
Starting this week, you’re going to have a hell of a lot of dates and occasional hookups. Enjoy the sex while it lasts. You’re going to have a lot to enjoy!
If you don’t know what you are
There is a high possibility of catching feelings. If you’re aiming for that to happen so you can put a stamp on your relationship, then great.
Ma se siete soddisfatti di come stanno le cose ora, il lato positivo è che il sesso sarà migliore che mai. Fate solo attenzione ai sentimenti.
Se avete una relazione
It’s going to be all about great sex for you this weekend, Pisces. Don’t ask too many questions, don’t overthink anything, just enjoy!
