10 cosas que te pueden pasar cuando tienes un profesor caliente

Como todo, la universidad tiene su lado bueno y su lado malo. Estudiar, los plazos, los exámenes y los trabajos pueden ser realmente agotadores, pero cuando tienes un profesor buenorro todas estas cosas se convierten de repente en pan comido.

Te encuentras escuchando atentamente sus clases (sin ser consciente de ello), tus notas son increíbles y deseas que el semestre no acabe nunca. Un profesor sexy se convierte en tu mayor motivación y guía durante los retos de la universidad.

10 cosas que seguro que pasan cuando tienes un profesor buenorro:

Siempre asiste a clase a tiempo

Yup. You don’t postpone your alarm 15 times like you used to do before. You get up even before the alarm sound and you jump into your carefully devised outfit, running for life so that you aren’t a second late.

And when you arrive, you’re always there sitting in the front checking the expression on his face that will confirm his notice of your arrival on time. And then you feel proud of yourself for completing the most important task of your day.

Trabajas duro para sacar buenas notas

And I mean, really hard. No more lying to yourself that you’re going to start studying on Monday. You work on every assignment like it’s your last and you pray to God that you succeed in getting good grades so that you can proudly wear the badge of his favorite student.

Sometimes you overwork yourself just because you want to astonish him with your pure knowledge and some interesting facts on certain topics. Good grades have become a must and you’ll do anything to achieve it.

Absorbes cada una de sus palabras

Listening to your hot professor is like listening to birds chirping (except that you’re on college and not in nature). Presta especial atención a todo lo que dice e intentas memorizarlo todo.

You always make sure to copy everything from the blackboard even though the rest of the students are not bothering doing it. And you feel like it’s your holy duty to ask him to explain again something you didn’t catch.

You’re always the one answering his questions

Contemplas todas las posibles preguntas que podría hacerte y preparas tu mejor respuesta para cada tema que se te ocurre. Esperas esta epifanía desde el momento en que te levantas por la mañana.

You waited for him to ask the question so that you can reply with your perfect answer and make him aware of your intelligence. But, if somehow you’ve failed at answering correctly, that will be your biggest curse of the day and this curse will stay on your mind for the next two months.

Te pillan mirándole fijamente

Intentas mantener la mirada fija en él al mínimo, y cuando lo haces te aseguras de hacerlo sutilmente. Pero, a veces te pilla mirando fijamente y cada vez que él se da cuenta, te da un leve ataque al corazón pensando que tu vida se ha acabado.

When the panic attack is over, you are able to get back to what you were doing. Staring at him becomes your secret pleasure and silent killer at the same time. You can’t help yourself not looking at him, but when you do, you can’t survive him noticing it.

Le acechas en las redes sociales

Te aseguras de comprobar todos sus perfiles en las redes sociales. Si alguien te preguntara, serías capaz de reconocer a la mitad de su familia (a través de fotos) y todos los lugares donde pasa su tiempo libre.

You’re also familiar with his daily routine and you already know where he’s going to travel after the semester ends. Sometimes you find yourself imagining the conversation the two of you would have had you found the courage to contact him. And you enjoy it. A lot.

Siempre te esfuerzas por verte bien para su clase

Having a hot professor means there’s no place for bad hair day or not knowing what to wear. Making efforts to look your best (even when you would rather oversleep the rest of the month) is definitely a must.

And you’re forever anxious whether he’s going to notice your tremendous efforts regarding your looks. You even get imaginary offended if he didn’t notice your new hairstyle you’ve designed only to his likings. And you’re assured that you have every right to feel the way you do.

Las horas de oficina son su segundo hogar

Before him, you didn’t bother attending office hours at all. But now, they’ve become your second home and every time you enter his office, you turn on your little brain scanner to absorb as much details as possible.

If you don’t have a reason to visit him during his office hours, you’ll invent one. Pretending that you don’t understand something has become your second nature and you’re a pro at it.

Contemplas mucho sobre él

You will contemplate about him when you’re sitting in class, when you’re at home, when you’re with your friends and when you go to sleep. You simply can’t resist his hypnotic appearance when he enters the classroom and especially when he’s writing on the board.

When he’s writing on the board, you know you’re safe for the time being and you’re allowed to contemplate about every possible scene that would occur if the two of you happened to be alone. And when he asks you a question, you realize that you’ve gone too far and you try hard to get back to reality.

Disfrutas cada segundo del semestre

Los semestres nunca han sido tan agradables. Desde el momento en que te levantas, ideando el atuendo perfecto, hasta el momento en que te despides hasta la siguiente clase. Disfrutas cada segundo que pasas en su clase e incluso en otras clases también.

De repente, nada parece inalcanzable o demasiado complicado. Eres capaz de encontrar soluciones para cada maldito problema que pueda surgir. Y secretamente esperas que también te dé clases el próximo semestre.

Till then, you assure yourself that you’ll somehow devise a plan on how to make him fall for you or how to attract him by reading thousands of articles on the Internet. And you keep hoping for the best.