10 cose che accadono per forza quando si ha un professore sexy

Come ogni cosa, anche l'università ha i suoi lati positivi e negativi. Lo studio, le scadenze, gli esami e i compiti possono essere davvero estenuanti, ma quando si ha un professore sexy tutte queste cose diventano improvvisamente un gioco da ragazzi.

Vi ritrovate ad ascoltare attentamente le sue lezioni (senza rendervene conto), i vostri voti sono fantastici e vorreste che il semestre non finisse mai. Un professore sexy diventa la vostra più grande motivazione e guida durante le sfide dell'università.

10 cose che accadono per forza quando si ha un professore sexy:

Frequentate sempre le lezioni in orario

Yup. You don’t postpone your alarm 15 times like you used to do before. You get up even before the alarm sound and you jump into your carefully devised outfit, running for life so that you aren’t a second late.

And when you arrive, you’re always there sitting in the front checking the expression on his face that will confirm his notice of your arrival on time. And then you feel proud of yourself for completing the most important task of your day.

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And I mean, really hard. No more lying to yourself that you’re going to start studying on Monday. You work on every assignment like it’s your last and you pray to God that you succeed in getting good grades so that you can proudly wear the badge of his favorite student.

Sometimes you overwork yourself just because you want to astonish him with your pure knowledge and some interesting facts on certain topics. Good grades have become a must and you’ll do anything to achieve it.

Assorbite ogni sua parola

Listening to your hot professor is like listening to birds chirping (except that you’re on college and not in nature). Prestate particolare attenzione a tutto ciò che dice e cercate di memorizzarlo tutto.

You always make sure to copy everything from the blackboard even though the rest of the students are not bothering doing it. And you feel like it’s your holy duty to ask him to explain again something you didn’t catch.

You’re always the one answering his questions

Contemplate tutte le possibili domande che potrebbe farvi, per poi preparare la vostra risposta migliore su ogni singolo argomento che vi viene in mente. Aspettate che questa epifania avvenga dal momento in cui vi siete alzati al mattino.

You waited for him to ask the question so that you can reply with your perfect answer and make him aware of your intelligence. But, if somehow you’ve failed at answering correctly, that will be your biggest curse of the day and this curse will stay on your mind for the next two months.

Ti sorprendi a fissarlo

Cerchi di non fissarlo mai, e quando lo fai ti assicuri di farlo in modo sottile. Ma a volte ti sorprendi a fissarlo e ogni volta che lui se ne accorge ti viene un leggero infarto pensando che la tua vita sia finita.

When the panic attack is over, you are able to get back to what you were doing. Staring at him becomes your secret pleasure and silent killer at the same time. You can’t help yourself not looking at him, but when you do, you can’t survive him noticing it.

Lo seguite sui social network

Vi assicurate di controllare ogni suo profilo sui social network. Se qualcuno ve lo chiedesse, sareste in grado di riconoscere metà della sua famiglia (attraverso le foto) e tutti i luoghi in cui trascorre il suo tempo libero.

You’re also familiar with his daily routine and you already know where he’s going to travel after the semester ends. Sometimes you find yourself imagining the conversation the two of you would have had you found the courage to contact him. And you enjoy it. A lot.

Ti sforzi sempre di avere un bell'aspetto per la sua classe.

Having a hot professor means there’s no place for bad hair day or not knowing what to wear. Making efforts to look your best (even when you would rather oversleep the rest of the month) is definitely a must.

And you’re forever anxious whether he’s going to notice your tremendous efforts regarding your looks. You even get imaginary offended if he didn’t notice your new hairstyle you’ve designed only to his likings. And you’re assured that you have every right to feel the way you do.

L'orario di ufficio è la vostra seconda casa

Before him, you didn’t bother attending office hours at all. But now, they’ve become your second home and every time you enter his office, you turn on your little brain scanner to absorb as much details as possible.

If you don’t have a reason to visit him during his office hours, you’ll invent one. Pretending that you don’t understand something has become your second nature and you’re a pro at it.

Si pensa molto a lui

You will contemplate about him when you’re sitting in class, when you’re at home, when you’re with your friends and when you go to sleep. You simply can’t resist his hypnotic appearance when he enters the classroom and especially when he’s writing on the board.

When he’s writing on the board, you know you’re safe for the time being and you’re allowed to contemplate about every possible scene that would occur if the two of you happened to be alone. And when he asks you a question, you realize that you’ve gone too far and you try hard to get back to reality.

Godetevi ogni secondo del semestre

I semestri non sono mai stati così piacevoli. Dal momento in cui ci si alza, si studia il vestito perfetto, al momento in cui ci si saluta fino alla lezione successiva. Vi godete ogni secondo trascorso nella sua classe e anche nelle altre.

All'improvviso, nulla sembra irraggiungibile o troppo complicato. Siete in grado di trovare soluzioni per ogni maledetto problema che si presenta. E segretamente sperate che vi dia lezioni anche il prossimo semestre.

Till then, you assure yourself that you’ll somehow devise a plan on how to make him fall for you or how to attract him by reading thousands of articles on the Internet. And you keep hoping for the best.