6 cose che i ragazzi ti dicono solo per infilarsi nei tuoi pantaloni
La maggior parte dei ragazzi direbbe praticamente qualsiasi cosa pur di portarti a letto. Di solito, quello che si inventano è esilarante, se capite dove vogliono arrivare.
Alcuni di loro dicono queste cose perché sono davvero interessati a voi e sono onesti, ma la maggior parte di essi inventare un sacco di cazzate solo per scopare. (Sorpresa, sorpresa)
There are women who can read between the lines and who can see right through those sweet words and smooth actions. These women would be like: “Cut the crap and move along…”
But, some women fall for those men’s sneaky, ‘almost perfect’, BS techniques, and who can blame them? It has happened to us all, at least once.
Seriously, there are plenty of women who just want to have fun (read: have sex), but nooooo, for guys, ‘forbidden fruit’ is the sweetest
In altre parole, ci sono ragazzi che si eccitano cercando di fare sesso con donne serie che sono pronte a sistemarsi, che sono pronte a impegnarsi a lungo termine.
Guys: Is that your fetish—to sleep with them and dump them? Fermatevi, davvero, fermatevi!
There are plenty of horny, ‘just-wanna-have-fun’ fish in the sea. Pick one and let the games begin.
E per quanto riguarda le donne che si innamorano di questi uomini e poi se ne pentono, continuate a leggere per vedere fino a che punto gli uomini sono pronti a spingersi solo per ti porta a letto!
1. Promettono impegno
Ha! That’s a good one!
Il ragazzo: “Babe, I like you so much, I wanna be with you…but not right now, ok babe? Don’t worry, soon we’re gonna be together…”
What a load of BS! The next thing you know, you are putting out because you think you love this guy. He is your future everything. And once the ‘thing’ is done, he disappears from the face of the earth!
You will sooner discover Atlantis than the place where he’s hiding.
2. Sono d'accordo con tutto ciò che dite
Provate a farlo qualche volta. Raccontate loro bugie famose e incredibili. Dite loro bugie che sono così ovvie. Cercate di non ridere a crepapelle mentre lo fate.
Tu: “Hey, you know my dad went to space?”
Lui: “Woooow, do you have any photos?” (Read: invite me over, I don’t care that you’re lying)
Tu: #eyeroll #sigh
Devo andare oltre? Penso che abbiate capito tutto.
Cretino ALLARME!
3. They know how to use ‘I love you’
You all know the scenario. You go out, you’re wearing a smoking hot dress, his jaw drops when he sees you.
L'intero appuntamento è carico di energia sessuale, con riferimenti sessuali che si sprigionano da voi due come fuochi d'artificio.
You go to his place, horny as hell. You let him get to ‘first base’ you but he is hoping for the Home Run.
Just when you say ‘wait’, there he goes with putting on a mask of the sweetest and most caring guy you’ve ever met.
The next thing you hear is whispering in your ear – I LOVE YOU… Yeah right! Snap out of it, don’t be stupid!
4. Alcohol is their ‘best friend’
It’s not their intention to get you hammered because, let’s face it, what good are you to them in that stage of drunkenness?
His plan is to get you tipsy—just a few drinks to make you feel as though you may ‘tip’ over … right into his bed.
It will get your inhibitions down and his confidence up. If you see his intentions aren’t honorable (usually, they aren’t), quit while you can.
5. Vi stanno parlando con dolcezza
Lui: “Babe, you make me feel like I’ve never felt before…” #cutthecrap
We all know that in most cases (especially when you have just started seeing each other) this means only one thing—Voglio scopare.
Don’t let them convince you they get weak in the knees when they see you because this usually happens only when sexual pleasure is involved—big applause to the ones who are an exception to the rule (if there are any).
Don’t forget, you have to take into consideration the timing when they tell you they have never felt like that before.
If it’s in the middle of the action, on the border between the first and second bases, come on! Get your head out of the sand!
6. Sono complementari al vostro corpo
C'è un ragazzo in piedi davanti a te, eccitato da morire, che ti dice che hai un corpo fantastico. CONTROLLO DELLA REALTÀ—he is eager to get some and he doesn’t care what you look like. He only cares about the functionality of your ‘lady parts’. #ruthslap
Questi sono i loro standard:
#1 boobs—checked
#2 ass—checked
#3 face doesn’t make me want to throw up—checked
Result—compliment
Women, girls, ladies…Don’t let men bullshit you—you are better than that!
