21 migliori scuse per uscire di casa (con esempi)
Oh no, you need to leave the house, but for some reason, you can’t share the details of where you’re IN REALTÀ andare. Si riesce a malapena a sopportare quella sensazione di ansia quando si pensa di dire la verità ai propri genitori, al proprio partner o a qualcun altro.
Worry not, I won’t dive deeper into it because you have your own reasons you’re doing something (or not).
I’m not here to judge but help you find the best excuses to leave the house because I myself have been in the same situation multiple times.
I’m a terrible liar by nature, but somehow, I’ve managed to convince others that I’m telling the truth. Sapete come ho fatto? Ho prestato particolare attenzione a ogni singolo dettaglio della mia storia accuratamente concepita.
I would go through it over and over in my head until I myself started to believe that I was telling the truth. ? (That’s how you know you’re doing it right.)
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Le migliori scuse per uscire di casa
Medical appointments, group projects, going to the gym… L'elenco delle scuse perfette per uscire di casa non è mai stato così convincente. ? Scegliete la migliore in base alla vostra situazione:
1. Fare una passeggiata
Do you know what the most famous sentence in movies is? It’s definitely this one: “Honey, I need to get some fresh air.” And it works every single time!
Nessuno oserebbe mai sospettare di una persona che ha bisogno di aria fresca. That’s why it’s one of the most famous excuses to leave the house.
Esempio: “Hey, I’m going for a walk. I really need to get some fresh air.”
2. “I’ve lost my wallet”
Oh, no, you’ve lost your wallet?! This is one of the best excuses to get out of the house, but it’s also one of the most challenging. Why? Because you need to be convincing!
You can’t just say “I’ve lost my wallet” in a plain tone. Bisogna creare un po' di dramma perché gli altri ci credano davvero! ? Pensi di poterlo fare?
Esempio: “OMG, I’ve lost my wallet! It must be (the place you last visited).”
3. Andare al negozio
This is a tricky one. Remember that you can’t just tell your parents or partner that you’re going to the store without returning home with something you bought.
Quindi, la cosa migliore è comprare alcune cose necessarie, come gli assorbenti o il rasoio, di cui si ha davvero bisogno al momento. Make it quick, and then go to your real destination while pretending that you’re still in the queue.
Esempio per quando si parte: "Hey, I’m going to the store. Do you need anything?”
Un esempio per quando tornerete: "I was stuck in rush hour, and the queue at the grocery store was too long.”
4. Appuntamento medico
Is there any better excuse than a doctor or dentist appointment? I bet there isn’t. This can also be a great excuse to leave work early, or you can simply take a sick day.
Esempio: “I have an appointment with the dentist/doctor. This toothache (or some other ache) has been killing me for days.”
5. Costruzione del team
Se lavorate in un'azienda che organizza abitualmente attività di team building per i propri dipendenti, potete sfruttare questo aspetto a vostro vantaggio.
Tell your partner that your company is organizing team-building activities, and you simply can’t miss it. Assicuratevi che un collega che sia anche vostro amico lo confermi.
Esempio: “Our boss/project manager informed us about an upcoming team-building activity. We’ll probably spend the entire day doing (the activities you’ll be doing).”
6. Un amico ha una situazione di emergenza
Emergency situations work every single time because you can’t abandon a friend in trouble, right? No one would ever question you if your friend has an emergency situation.
Ecco alcuni esempi:
• A friend’s car broke down.
• A friend needs medical help.
• A friend got arrested.
• A friend got locked in the bathroom.
• A friend’s family member needs medical help.
7. Il cane ha bisogno di una lunga passeggiata
If you have a dog, then you’re a perfect candidate for this brilliant excuse. If your dog looks bored, then the situation couldn’t be more ideal.
Esempio: “I’m taking (the name of the dog) out for a walk. Just look at how bored he/she is.”
8. Progetto di gruppo
If you need a valid excuse to go out with friends, group projects are your best bet! It’s one of the most valid reasons for sneaking out if you’re a high-school or college student.
I progetti di gruppo richiedono il contributo di tutto il gruppo. Non potete annullare o lasciare che altri facciano la vostra parte del progetto.
Esempio: “I’ll need to work on a group project today with the rest of my colleagues. The project is about (think of something smart).”
9. Andare in palestra
It’s time for a mental health day and some sweating! Pretending that you don’t feel good and need an endorphin boost is always a great excuse to leave the house. However, keep in mind that you’ll need to dress like you’re actually going to the gym.
PRO TIP: On your way back (from wherever you were), sprinkle some water on your T-shirt and head so that it looks like you’ve been sweating.
Esempio: “Yo, gotta hit the gym because I ain’t feeling well today. I need my exercise boost.”
10. Andare al salone di bellezza
The great thing about the beauty salon is that they don’t only do hair there. You can go for a massage, wax, facial, you name it.
What I’m trying to say is that you don’t need to come home with a new haircut to prove that you’ve been to the beauty salon.
A wax, massage, or other things won’t even be seen, right? That’s why it’s one of the best excuses to leave the house.
Esempio: “I’m going to the beauty salon. Got an appointment for a facial.”
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11. Andare al cinema
Un consiglio in più: Assicuratevi di guardare almeno il trailer del film, in modo da poter raccontare la trama se vi chiedono del film.
Esempio: “OMG, we’re finally going to the cinema on Friday. I’m so excited about seeing (the name of the movie).”
12. Your friend’s family needs a helping hand
Yup, this excuse is also on the list of good excuses to leave the house because it’s totally valid. If your friend’s family needs a helping hand, who are you to say no to them, right? ?
Tomorrow maybe you’ll be the one who needs help, and that’s why friends are there (not only for that, of course).
Esempio: “My friend’s mom needs help lifting heavy boxes of (something).”
13. “I’ve lost my phone”
Oops, you lost your phone! Make sure that your facial expressions are in tune with the situation. If you lose your phone, you’ll clearly be annoyed and worried about it. Practice in front of the mirror (if needed).
E sì, è consigliabile mettere il telefono in silenzioso (nel caso in cui inizino a chiamarvi). So, when you find your phone, make sure to make a phone call. Call your parents or partner so that they know “you found it.”
Esempio: “Have you seen my phone? I can’t believe I’ve lost it. I’ll go see if it’s (someplace far away from home).”
14. “I’ve left something at the park”
Per utilizzare questa scusa, è necessario recarsi prima al parco. So, when you come back, you can tell your partner or your parents that you’ve left something at the park. Quel qualcosa può essere qualsiasi cosa. Potrebbe trattarsi di appunti di lavoro, del vostro telefono, o di qualsiasi altra cosa.
If you’re a high school or college student, you can tell your parents that you left your notebook at the park. Just make sure you come back with one. ?
Esempio: “Oh no, I’ve left my (something) at the park. Be right back!”
15. Sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno
Se pensavate che funzionasse solo nei film, non avete idea di quanto vi sbagliate. Sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno è una scusa geniale per uscire di casa.
Tuttavia, tenete presente che il solo sentire uno strano rumore all'esterno non vi garantirà una serata divertente. Ma se avete bisogno di uscire rapidamente di casa, allora funzionerà.
Esempio: “Did you hear that? (*worried face*) Did you hear that strange noise outside? Gotta see what’s going on there! You stay here.”
16. Doppio turno di lavoro
Se avete bisogno di scuse facili per uscire di casa la sera, il doppio turno è il vostro migliore amico. Assicuratevi solo che il vostro collega lo confermi (nel caso in cui il vostro partner lo menzioni davanti a loro).
Esempio: “Honey, I won’t be home tonight. Gotta work a double shift today because (one of your colleagues) is sick.”
17. Studying at a friend’s house
If you need one of the best excuses to leave the house for a few hours, then studying at a friend’s house will do the job. Also, it would be great if your friend’s parents could confirm it just in case your parents are suspicious about it.
Esempio: “Mom/dad, I’m going to study at (your friend’s name) house. We have a lot of material to go through, so don’t expect me back anytime soon.”
18. Diventare volontario
Tell your loved one or your parents that you decided to become a volunteer. I’m sure they’ll support your decision. A problem might arise if your partner or your parents ask to join you. Well, let’s hope they don’t.
Esempio: “I’ve become a volunteer at (the place of volunteering), and today, we have a lot of work to do.”
19. Partecipare a una festa di compleanno
You simply cannot miss a birthday party, right? Here’s an idea. It would be great if you had some photos from past birthdays to show your partner or parents the next day.
Anche postare una storia sui social media per farla vedere solo a loro è una buona idea. A sleepover is, of course, inevitable because you got drunk, and it’s not safe to drive like that. ?♀️
Esempio: “Hey, I’m going to a birthday party tomorrow. My best friend’s sister is throwing a party, and we’re all invited.”
20. Andare a un concerto
Good old concerts! Before using this excuse, make sure that the event “you’re going to” actually exists. Find out about upcoming concerts in your area.
It’s totally okay if it’s something you don’t usually listen to. You can always say that this one singer or band is your best friend’s favorite of all time. Quindi, lui o lei ha già comprato i biglietti per voi due.
Esempio: “I’m going to a concert next week. My friend just told me that he/she already got tickets, but if you don’t agree, I can tell him/her to sell mine to someone else.”
Of course, they won’t tell you to sell your ticket.
21. Necessità di andare in biblioteca
If you’re a student looking for excuses for sneaking out, the library is your best friend. No one will ever tell you: “No, you can’t go to the library.” Going to the library means being productive and doing something useful, right? That’s why it always works.
Esempio: “Hey, I need to go to the library today. I need to do some research on (a certain topic).”
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5 consigli extra per uscire di nascosto
Questi suggerimenti extra renderanno la vostra esperienza di sgattaiolamento il più agevole possibile, quindi assicuratevi di memorizzarli tutti:
1. Pianificare il periodo di assenza
If you’re “going to a concert,” make sure to go at the appropriate time and day of that concert. If you’re going to the library or store, don’t go when they’re closed. Make it all seem natural, and make sure that you don’t spend half the day “at the store.”
2. L'importanza del tempismo perfetto
If your parents are strict, make sure you tell them that you’re going somewhere when they’re in a good mood. The best time would probably be around dinner when they’re relaxing. Also, don’t say your excuse in the middle of an argument with your partner.
3. Implement the “anger method” if they don’t trust you
I don’t know if you’ve ever tried it, but acting angry at those who don’t believe that you’re “telling the truth” works perfectly. You have every right to feel offended if they question the validity of your statements. Let’s say that you’re doing it for the greater good.
4. Lasciare una nota (se necessario)
If your parents or partner aren’t at home and you need to leave ASAP, just leave a note on the fridge or somewhere else for them to see. Write down “where you’ll be” and also write when they can expect you home.
5. Presentare sempre una prova
I agree that it’s not always possible to have proof of your whereabouts, but whenever you can, make sure to present it. For example, if “you’ve lost your phone,” make sure to call them once you find it.
Or if “you’ve gone to the library,” make sure to come back with a book or a few of them. (Your friends can always lend you some.)
La pratica rende perfetti!
You could learn this list of excuses to leave the house by heart, but if you’re not convincing enough, you might not succeed. As always, practice makes perfect.
The more you use these excuses for sneaking out, the better you’ll get at it. I’m neither supporting you nor judging you. Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
Inoltre, l'Associazione Americana di Counseling reminds us that “we live in a world where lying has become a fairly common occurrence.” So, who are we to contradict them, right? Cheers! ?
