8 cosas que ponen cachondo a cualquier hombre

We all have our types, true. But won’t you agree with me that when it comes to hot men, there are a few things that make them universally hot? I’m talking about put a dorky hipster pair of glasses on an average man and voila—he’s hot!

I’ve seen my fair share of godlike attractive men and I must say that I’ve come to a conclusion. He doesn’t even have to be that handsome or drop-dead gorgeous to be hot.

¿De qué estoy hablando?

Exactly what I wrote earlier. Let’s set up a scenario to explain things better. You’re walking down the street with your girlfriends on your night out. A cute guy passes right by you. He catches your attention but not for long.

Más tarde, ves al mismo tipo en el escenario de un bar al que entraste, con una guitarra en las manos, rockeando. De repente, la barra se pone al rojo vivo.

Do you see? A few hours earlier, he walked by you, you barely noticed him but now you’re drooling all over him because he is up on stage with a guitar. What made him magically hot in those few hours? Well, his guitar obviously and the fact he plays in a band.

Éste es sólo un ejemplo de los que están por venir:

1. Mangas remangadas

Whoa! That’s what I’m talking about. Let me see those forearms, let me sleep tight tonight! Imagine two men next to each other. One is wearing a shirt with the sleeves rolled down. He looks tidy and good.

Por otro lado, la segunda opción, justo a su lado, es un tío bueno con las mangas arremangadas, en busca de problemas. ¿A quién vas a elegir?

I’m just saying, rolled-up sleeves gives a certain something to a man’s look that no woman can resist.

2. Un niño

No hay nada más sexy que ver a una padre soltero cuidando bien de su hijo. Y por el lado positivo, todos los padres solteros de treinta y tantos parecen hipsters sexys con los que te enrollarías en un bar.

But seriously, his behavior and his tenderness to his child is something we all want to experience, especially the ones who lacked it their whole life. Men like this kind of restore faith in humanity. And they’re hot!

3. Voz de barítono

No woman likes extremes when it comes to everything, your voice included. Too low is actually scary and too high sounds emasculating. But when he starts talking and you hear a nice middle voice, a sweet sound of a warm baritone, you’re done.

Step aside and drool somewhere else, please. I know he’s too hot to deal with but don’t be so obvious. Although, I can’t blame you being tempted, getting off just to the sound of his voice.

4. Pantalones vaqueros caídos hasta las caderas

And of course, naked from the waist up. You can only look at him and wonder what you would like him to do to you. Including that awesome six-pack, I guess he’s the whole package.

5. Un trabajo

I cannot believe I’m saying this but desperate times ask for desperate measures. Yes, having a job has become sexy. In the sea of unemployed leeches, there is not a lot of those who actually try hard to be successful.

Por eso, cuando tropiezas con alguien así, cambia por completo la imagen que tienes de él. Su sed de éxito y el esfuerzo que pone en su trabajo son irresistiblemente calientes.

6. Relación comprometida

I can’t even say how many times this has happened to me. When I’m single and looking for someone to hook up with, nothing happens. But when I’m already seeing someone, men suddenly start noticing me. They are all over the place.

So it gets me wondering where were you when I needed someone to hook up with?! Has being in a relationship become some kind of sexy status? Like, I’m taken, you can’t have me now and then you want that person even more?

7. Tatuajes

Ink?! I’m in. I mean, I will say nothing more but to leave you to enjoy your imaginary tattooed guy parading around right before your eyes at this very moment.

8. Animales

Con animales me refiero a perros y gatos. Lleva uno contigo y todas las chicas serán tuyas.