Cómo robarle la novia a alguien: 15 maneras a prueba de balas

Si te preguntas cómo robarle la novia a alguien, quién soy yo para juzgarte, ¿verdad? 😂 Pero espera, ¿por qué querrías hacer eso? (Sólo por curiosidad.)

I guess you’ve been into that girl for some time now, and you can no longer wait for something to change (read: for her to dump her boyfriend). Levels of attraction toward her are rapidly increasing, and you feel like you’re slowly but surely losing your mind.

Quieres estar con ella. Quieres hacerla feliz. Quieres a la chica de tus sueños AHORA.

Well, that’s why you’ve decided to take things into your own hands. You’ve decided to steal her from her current boyfriend because you’re 100% sure that she would be happier with you. Is that right?

If yes, then you have the green light to proceed with reading the hottest tips & tricks on how to steal someone’s girlfriend! 😄

How To Steal Someone’s Girlfriend

Learning how to steal someone’s girlfriend has never been easier with the following guide. If you follow these steps, the girl you’re crazy about will be yours in no time:

1. Jugar a los detectives

Congratulations! Now that you know what your final goal is (to steal someone’s girlfriend), the first thing you need to do is collect as much info as possible about their relationship. In other words, you need to play detective.

If she’s with your best friend, then things will be easy for you because you can ask him random things about his relationship without appearing sneaky. However, if she’s with someone you don’t know, your friends in common might help you.

Cuanto más sepa sobre su relación, más fácil le resultará desarrollar una estrategia que le permita haz que te elija a TI en vez de a ÉL. Céntrate en las cosas que hay que mejorar porque a todas las relaciones les falta algo.

2. Conoce al objeto de tu afecto

Congrats, here’s some more detective work for you! 😂 If you want this girl to fall for you, you need to know her better than you know yourself (okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit).

Pero ten cuidado de no llevar esto al siguiente nivel. If you’ve seen the series “You,” then you know what I’m talking about.

In other words, don’t act like a psychopath who follows the girl everywhere she goes, writes creepy notes about her daily rituals, or asks those close to her about her. This will not help you win her over, but it will make her run away from you.

If you want to win a woman’s heart the right way, you need to learn about her dislikes, likes, passions, lifestyle, etc. Cuantas más cosas sepas sobre ella, más fácil te resultará conquistarla.

3. Impresiónala de la forma más original

Don’t just sit around and wait for the law of attraction “to do all the work.” Instead, roll up your sleeves and haz tu jugada. Impresiónala de las formas más originales que a su novio nunca se le ocurrirían.

No, this doesn’t mean that you should hire a private jet and take her to the Maldives. Usually, the simplest romantic gestures are the ones that are most effective. Why?

Porque los novios se vuelven demasiado casuales con el tiempo, y se olvidan de hacer todas esas pequeñas cosas que solían hacer en una relación. That’s where you come into the story!

You need to be the one who will make her daily life exciting. You need to remind her how beautiful inside and out she truly is. (I bet her boyfriend can’t remember the last time he did that.)

4. Dale lo que le falta en su relación actual

Every relationship has its own relationship problems. Period. This means that there is no perfect relationship, and, yes, you have a great chance of stealing someone’s girlfriend if you do it right.

En primer lugar, tienes que averiguar qué es lo que más le falta en su relación actual. ¿Es falta de afecto, falta de comunicación sincera, falta de intimidad u otra cosa?

La forma más fácil de averiguar qué le falta exactamente en su relación es preguntándoselo. But don’t do it in a direct way because it will be too obvious. When she starts talking about her relationship, make sure to ask her the right questions. 😉

5. Ganarse su confianza

I always say that if you can win a woman’s trust, then you will surely conseguir su número de teléfono (y robársela a su novio).

Así que, en lugar de preguntarte cómo conquistar a una chica, pregúntate primero cómo ganarte su confianza, porque esto te ayudará a matar dos pájaros de un tiro. Tell her your secrets, motivate her to tell you things that bother her, and promise her that you won’t tell anyone.

También puedes ganarte su confianza haciendo las cosas a tiempo o pidiéndole a tu amigo en común que diga unas palabras bonitas sobre lo digno de confianza que eres delante de ella.

You see, there are multiple ways in which you can impress her with your reliable and loyal features. So, don’t stick to one (especially if it doesn’t bear fruit).

6. Sé la persona que mejor la entiende

Every woman needs that one person who understands her best. It could be her friend, her boyfriend, or someone else. If her boyfriend isn’t the person who understands her best at the moment, then you have no idea how lucky you are!

Whenever she shares things with you that bother her, listen to her carefully. Tell her that you understand her and that you’ve been through the same.

Not only that. Be the person who knows how to comfort her and say the right words every single time. We women can’t help ourselves but fall for such a man.

Here’s the tricky part.

Don’t let her place you in the friendzone because that’s where you can find lots of “men who understand you best.” Be understanding and friendly, but don’t be too friendly. Otherwise, the land of the friendzone will be your destiny.

7. Don’t forget to spoil her with some THOUGHTFUL gifts

Yes, women LOVE gifts. Now, the biggest mistake lots of men make is thinking that girls only love exclusively expensive gifts. It’s true that some girls do, but the majority of us aren’t so picky.

Lo más importante cuando se trata de regalos es que estén bien elegidos. What does this mean? It means that you should get her something she’s mentioned a few times so that she sees you remembered.

It means that you should make some DIY gifts to show her that you’re a pro at making an effort. Because making an effort is so HOT and always will be.

The more time and effort you put into your gifts, the more impressed she will be, which only means one thing: You’re so close to making her choose you over her current boyfriend.

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8. Tener su atención TODO EL TIEMPO

No, you don’t need to learn a bunch of stealth seduction techniques to make her pay attention to you. Just try not to repeat yourself, and always be on the lookout to update your seducing game.

Puedes llamar su atención cambiando tu atuendo, haciendo algunas réplicas graciosas, y simplemente siendo impredecible. When a woman doesn’t know what a man will do or say next, you will have her attention all the time.

9. Pero también dale algo de espacio para que te eche de menos

Don’t spend too much time with her, and don’t text her 24/7. Give her some space and time to miss you because if you don’t, you will not win her.

Quieres que disfrute más contigo que con su novio. Quieres ser más gracioso y reflexivo que él.

So, when she goes back to her boyfriend, she will notice the difference. Oh yes, she will! In other words, she will start craving your company more than her boyfriend’s.

She’ll miss you, and she will want to spend as much time with you as possible.

This doesn’t mean you should run to her whenever she calls. Let her wait a little bit by telling her you have other plans. This will make her miss you even more, which is exactly what you want, right?

10. If you can make her laugh, she’s already yours

You don’t need to be a stand-up comedian to make someone’s girlfriend laugh. There is plenty of material on social media, so sending her a GIF, funny meme, etc., will do the job.

If you can make a girl laugh, you’re already halfway there to making her yours. This isn’t only about laughing but about making her feel relaxed and comfortable around you.

Here’s a personal confession: I would ALWAYS choose a guy who can make me laugh over a guy who only looks good. I bet other women agree with me on this one.

11. Impresionarla con modales caballerosos también es imprescindible

Cuando tenía veintiún años, pensaba que el pináculo de la ser un caballero fue cuando un tipo me abrió la puerta. Today my standards have definitely improved, so I suggest that you do more than open the door for her or give her your hoodie when she’s cold.

Esté a su lado cuando lo necesite, pregúntele cómo le ha ido el día, la semana o el mes, y hágale saber que la apoya pase lo que pase y que puede confiar en usted.

This is so much more valuable than simply opening doors for her, but this doesn’t mean you should stop opening doors for her, of course. 🤣

12. Haz que se sienta especial y deseada

If you’re a hopeless romantic at heart, then you won’t have a problem “making her feel like she’s the only girl in the world,” like Rihanna says in one of her songs.

Esto incluye haciéndole cumplidos atentos tanto en su aspecto como en su personalidad, acentuando sus puntos fuertes y admirándola. Be her biggest fan but don’t overdo it (especially if she’s your friend’s girlfriend).

The thing is, women can never get enough compliments and male attention, but sometimes we’re reluctant to admit it. If her man is not giving her enough attention, this is a perfect opportunity for you to let her know that you’ve got exactly what she wants and needs.

RELACIONADO: 30 maneras de hacer que una chica se sienta especial (y se enamore de ti)

13. EXPRESA tus sentimientos

No, you shouldn’t express your feelings right from the start. Tease her, flirt with her a little bit and see where things are going. Have a few deep conversations with her before expressing your feelings.

Cualquier otra cosa se consideraría DEMASIADO RÁPIDA. Trust me, you don’t want to scare her off. So, once you feel it’s the right time to say what’s in your heart, don’t forget to mantener el contacto visual.

El contacto visual lo es TODO cuando se trata de una comunicación eficaz. Quieres que ella vea esa chispa en tus ojos, que le dirá lo mucho que la adoras.

Honesty and emotions are the main ingredients in this story on how to steal someone’s girlfriend. It’s human nature to value people who are genuinely interested in us. We want to give them a chance because maybe they are “the one” for us.

14. Don’t force things or creep her out

The last thing you want to do is creep on her because this is a huge turn-off. If she’s not ready for ramificación del mono (dating you and her boyfriend at the same time), don’t force her to do so.

Give her enough space to figure out what she really wants. Don’t rely too much on your words but instead rely on your actions. Ayúdala a darse cuenta del tipo de relación que tendría contigo.

I’m sure she’ll be comparing you to her boyfriend, especially if you have something that her current boyfriend doesn’t. So, there’s no need to rush her decision to abandon her boyfriend or to cheat on him with you.

Deja que este romance se desarrolle de forma natural porque es lo mejor para ambos.

15. Deja que sea ella la que te elija a ti antes que a su novio

Invitar a salir a una chica when you think she’s ready and not when you’re ready. Si aún así le cuesta aceptar tu invitación, piensa en todas las razones posibles. Tal vez porque ¿todavía tiene novio?

Just kidding. 😅

Perhaps she knows her relationship with him is doomed, but she’s still not ready for a new relationship with you. Si ese es su caso, dale tiempo.

Now, I can’t think of any other reasons she wouldn’t go on an official date with you except for the fact that she’s not really into you. That’s one of the things you also need to pay attention to because before asking her out, you want to make sure that she’s also interested.

Esto nos lleva a la siguiente cuestión importante:

¿Cómo sabrás que le gustas?

Instead of creating a bullet list of things like “She laughs at your jokes” and similar, I’ll try to make this as simple as possible.

• You know a woman likes you if she feels comfortable in your company. You’ll know she’s feeling comfy if she’s relaxed, she laughs, and hmm…touches you subtly while explaining something to you or when emotions overwhelm her.

• Another way to know a woman likes you is if she texts you first and texts you back on a regular basis. Texting is really important to us, so this is a huge indicator that you’ve caught her attention. Now don’t blow things up by doing something silly like sending her nudes. 🤐 Instead, try sending her good morning texts. 😄

• Hmm…and maybe one of the most important señales de que le gustas es por la forma en que te mira. Does she smile when she looks you in the eye? When a woman is into someone, she can’t help but have that look that says, “I really like you, but I’m also scared of how much I like you, so don’t even dare to screw me over.” When you look at her eyes, you’ll notice that veil of vulnerability mixed with a strong desire to get close to you. That’s how you know a woman likes you.

Does She Like You, Or Should You Stop Pursuing Her? 🤔

There’s a huge difference between a woman who is only polite and a woman who is genuinely interested in something more with you.

Algunos hombres tienden a confundir la cortesía con gustarle a una mujer, así que se encuentran dando vueltas en círculos durante meses... (cuando podrían simplemente disfrutar bebiendo cervezas con sus amigos varones).

¿Le gustas o deberías dejar de perseguirla?

If you followed the above 15 steps on how to steal someone’s girlfriend and you’re still unsure whether she likes you or not, I’m sure you already know the answer.

If nothing changed even after you expressed your feelings, it’s time to stop pursuing her. Why? Because you’re only wasting your time. Sorry to say that, but it’s true.

Obviously, she’s not interested in doing something behind her boyfriend’s back or breaking up with him. Pero por suerte para ti, hay muchas otras chicas esperando ser encontradas y perseguidas... (let’s pray that the next one will be single 😂).

Dicho esto, Psychology Today tiene algunos puntos válidos que podrían ser motivo de reflexión: “If you’re always choosing the ‘off-limits’ crush, you need to ask yourself what is keeping you from setting your sights on someone who might actually be available for a genuine relationship.”

¿Cómo superar a una chica que tiene novio?

Simple. You realize that she wasn’t “the one” for you, and the sooner you move on and forget about her, the closer you’ll be to meeting another girl who is potentially the right one for you. (And who is potentially single, so you don’t have to multiply your efforts when it comes to winning her.)

Okay, I’ll stop for a moment with my sarcastic endeavors. Entiendo que olvidar a alguien que te gusta no es fácil, y mucho menos superar a alguien que ya está tomada.

However, you shouldn’t take this too personally because it isn’t personal. Some relationships and things work out in life, while others don’t. Why? Because they’re not meant to.

Apply this principle to anything else, and you’ll save yourself plenty of nerves. Let’s summarize: Don’t chase people and things that are not meant for you because the universe and God have other plans for you.

Conclusión

Learning how to steal someone’s girlfriend definitely isn’t an easy task. The casualties of doing so might be severe such as experiencing serious heartbreak and sleepless nights if things don’t go as planned.

“Stealing” a woman who is taken is not impossible, especially if you two are meant to be. In that case, we can’t even call it “stealing” someone’s girlfriend but claiming what’s inherently yours, right? 😁

Buena suerte y diviértete.