Cheese puns are the best choice when you’re looking for a Gouda laugh.

Regardless of whether you’re a true cheese lover or you’re just fondue of a great food pun and cheesy jokes, these funny cheese puns will do the job perfectly. 

You will enjoy the company of Cheddar, nacho, feta, Swiss, mac and cheese puns (you name it)…

Don’t worry that it will get too cheesy because there’s only one rule when it comes to punny cheese jokes: The cheesier the better!

And lucky you, you will no longer have to worry about your next post’s caption on Instagram either because these hilarious cheesy puns will make everyone brie their pants laughing. 

Okay, enough babbling!

Let’s buckle up and enjoy a cheesy ride with the best cheese puns and jokes of all time!

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78 HILARIOUS CHEESE PUNS THAT WILL MAKE YOU BRIE YOUR PANTS

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“Just dancing around and listening to Taylor Swiss.” 

“What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I’m falling to pizzas!”

“Why didn’t the cheese go to college? She had grater plans.”

“What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover? You’re cheddar off without him!”

“What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap? Cheddar luck next time!”

“Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting feta and feta.”

“Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”

“How do you know when a cheese is full of himself? Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.”

“What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s Day? Brie mine.”

“What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time? Ricotta get through this.”

“This might sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate.” 

“I hope you’re having a Gouda day.” 

“I don’t want to sound cheesy but we go really Gouda together.” 

“Whisper words of wisdom, let it Brie.” 

“What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.”

“What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due.”

“You’re lookin’ so Gouda today.” 

“I would be so provolone without you.” 

“You feta believe I love being your friend.”

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“What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike? Gotta take the Gouda with the bad.”

“What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music? R n’ Brie.”

“Hoping today is as nice as can Brie.” 

“Have a hole lot of fun.” 

“What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song? Nacho Man.”

“Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.” 

“So grilled to see you.” 

“What did one Cheddar cheese say to the other Cheddar cheese at prom? Looking sharp!”

“Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was up to no Gouda.”

“What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To Brie or not to Brie.”

“Never let a cheese lover rummage around in your fridge. You can bet they’re up to no Gouda.”

“What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”

“What did the bread say to the melted cheese? I’m quite fondue you!”

“What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets? Gore-gonzola!”

“What cheese cries the most? Babybel.”

“What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put some cheese on top of your pasta? Grate Expectations!”

“What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president? Make America grate again.”

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“What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.”

“What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son? A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

“What kind of cheese do cats like? Purr-mesan!”

“What do they say when you leave the cheese store? Have a Gouda day!”

“What did the cheese say after relying on their GPS? I’m not sure we’re shredded in the right direction.”

“What did the cheese say about its boring job? I curd do it in my sleep!”

“What did the comedian say after a bad set? That crowd was laughtose intolerant.”

“What did the cheese say after an argument? Let’s agree to disabrie.”

“How can you tell when a cheese is depressed? They get kinda blue.”

“Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a Munster under the bed.”

“What was the cheese’s favorite book? Ha-ricotta and the Sorcerer’s Stone.”

“Who are a cheese’s favorite celebrities? Brie-oncé and Kim Curdashian.”

“What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician? Mozart-arella.”

“What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!”

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“Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much? It’s hole-y.”

“What do you call a cheese in art class? Artisan cheese.”

“Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use a colander when making mac and cheese? His wife gave him a restraining order.”

“A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory. All that was left was de Brie.”

“What cheese belongs in a psychiatric ward? Em-mental.”

“Why did the mozzarella break up with the Edam? She thought he was Cheddar off without him.”

“How do the Welsh eat their cheese? Caerphilly.”

“What does cheese build when it goes to the beach? Roquefort!”

“Why should you always take chips to a party? In queso emergency.” 

“What’s always the last piece of cheese on the cheeseboard? Forever provolone!”

“What cheese do you use to coax a bear to leave? Camembert.”

“Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind. Up in here. Up in here.” 

“What’s the saddest cheese? Blue cheese!” 

“What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning? Halloumi.”

“What did the cheese say after using a pickup line? Sorry if that was a little cheesy!”

“I can feel it coming in Gruyere tonight.” 

“Did you hear about the one cheese that tried to win an Olympic medal and failed? It fell at the final curdle.” 

“What’s a cannibal’s favorite cheese? Limburger!”

“What kind of cheese is good when you’re a little hoarse? Mascarpone!”

“What does a cheese like to drink after a long day? Morbier.”

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“How do you know when you need to go on a cheese diet? When you look in the mirror and see that you need to Cheddar a few pounds.”

“What is a lion’s favorite cheese to eat? Roar-quefort.” 

“This is not very Gouda. But then, the cheese community is always whey-ing in with their opinion. They should just let it Brie.”

“Why are cheeses so organized? Because they Havarti done the work.” 

“Why did the Parmesan swipe left on the cheddar? His pick-up line was too cheesy.”

“I cut myself on a piece of cheese. It was sharp Cheddar.”

“What did the blind man say after someone gave him a cheese grater? That was the most violent book that I have ever read.” 

“What do you call flying cheese? Curds of prey.”

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78 Hilarious Cheese Puns That Will Make You Brie Your Pants