Why is it that we don’t want funny and cheesy pick-up lines to become extinct?

Because if you don’t fall for them, at least you’ll get a good laugh or a smile.

It really would be a shame to forget these hilariously cheesy lines that someone put an effort into making up.

Let’s be clear, cheesy pick-up lines are lame and corny but if you have enough confidence to deliver a line like this, you’ll definitely win the girl’s heart and you’ll draw a smile on her face or maybe even make her laugh really hard.

Anyway, you’ll get her attention.

The point is, picking up women should be fun, the whole process of chasing the person you like is supposed to be a happy experience.

There is no place for worry or stress. Love should be fun.

So, have fun picking up women; the ones who get your humor are obviously the ones you should focus on and the ones who don’t get it are obviously not the type of woman you should date.

Buckle up and get ready for some of the classic cheesy pick-up lines ever used!

1. “Are you French because Eiffel for you.”

2. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

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3. Him: “Do you have a phone?” Her: “Sure. Why?” Him: “I promised my mother I would call her the second I fell in love.”

4. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

5. “Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see myself in your pants!”

6. “I’m not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.”

7. “I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.”

8. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

9. “Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

10. “Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

11. “Sorry for the intrusion, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”

12. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

13. “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

14. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”

15. “You must have been in prison? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.”

16. “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

17. “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”

18. “For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”

19. “You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

20. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

21. “What has thirty six teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? My zipper.”

22. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

23. “Is your dad a preacher? Cause you’re a blessing.”

24. “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

25. “Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”

26. “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

27. “So, do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.”

28. “Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?”

29. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”

30. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”

31. “Do you have a map/compass? I’m lost in your eyes.”

32. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

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33. “I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?”

34. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”

35. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, it makes me want to smile.”

36. “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

37. “If you were a steak, you would be well-done.”

38. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.”

39. “Is your father an architect? Because you are amazingly built.”

40. “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

41. “Are you cake? ‘Cause I want a piece of that.”

42. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”

43. “The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

44. “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

45. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

46. “There’s only one thing I want to change about you and that’s your last name.”

47. “My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.”

48. “Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

49. “Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

50.  “Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.”

51. “You are so sweet. You must be made of sugar.”

52. “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

53. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”

54. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

55. “You are so sweet. You must’ve dropped out of a candy box.”

56. “Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

57. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

58. “Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

59. “Forget about Iron Man, Superman and Batman. I’ll be your man.”

60. “Was your father an alien? Because on planet earth, there’s no one else like you.”

61. “I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

62. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

63. “Are you looking for Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now?”

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64. “I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.”

65. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

66. “You are so hot. You must be the one causing global warming.”

67. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

68. “You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”

69. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

70. “My name is John… but you can call me TONIGHT.”

71. “We’re not socks but I think we’d make a great pair.”

72. “My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?”

73. “I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.”

74. “Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

75. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

76. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

77. “Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!”

78. “I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No] “Well then, please start.”

79. “Are you Netflix because I could watch you for hours?”

80. “Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”

81. “Life without you is like a broken pencil… Pointless.”

82. “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

83. “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”

84. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.”

85. “Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?” (hold up a mirror)

86. “Do you have a pencil? ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

87. “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

88. “Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!”

89. “I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.”

90. “Do you want to grab a coffee because I like you a latte?”

91. “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”

92. “Are you a bank loan because you got my interest?”

93. “Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”

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94. “Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.”

95. “So do you have a name or can I call you mine?”

96. “I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.”

97.  “You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.”

98. “I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend instead?”

99. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry—I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”

100. “Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.”

101. “Do you like Mexican? Because let’s taco ‘bout getting together.”

102. “Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.”

103. “I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

104. “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

105. “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!”

106. “Sorry but you owe me a drink”. [Why?] “Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

107. “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”

108. “Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!”

109. “You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.”

110. “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up fourteen roses, you would see fifteen of the most beautiful things in the world.”

111. “Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.”

112. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”

113. “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

114. “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.”

115. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

116. “I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!”

117. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.”

118. “Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

119. “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”

120. “I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?”

121. “Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?”

122. “If you were a teardrop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.”

123. “Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!”

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124. “Are you a banana because I find you a-peeling.”

125. “Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.”

126. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

127. “Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.”

128. “You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.”

129. “It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.”

130. “Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.”

131. “You look so familiar… Did we take a class together? No? I could’ve sworn you and I had chemistry.”

132. “I know somebody who likes you and if I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.”

133. “Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.”

134. “I won’t give you a cheesy pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.”

135. “I am a fortune teller.” [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] “Your future is clear.”

136. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

137. “I know I’m a perfect stranger. So let me introduce myself. I’m ________. See? Now I’m just perfect.”

138. “Summer’s over because you’re about to fall for me.”

139. “My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.”

140. “You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.”

141. “Wow, when God made you, he was showing off.”

142. “Hi, my name’s James. Let’s Bond.”

143. “See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”

144. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”

145. [In a coffee shop] “Are you drinking some hot tea? ‘Cause you certainly are a hottie.”

146. “I wasn’t sure whether you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.”

147. “Do you have a tan or do you always look this hot?”

148. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

149. “You really shouldn’t wear make-up. You’re messing with perfection!”

150. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.”

151. “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”

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152. “Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?”

153. “Are you from Japan? Because I’m trying to get in Japanties.”

154. “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.”

155. “I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”

156. “I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.”

157. “If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”

158. “I sneezed because God blessed me with you.”

159. “Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.”

160. “Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

161. “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.”

162. “Excuse me… Do you have a pen?” [She says yes.] “Good, write down my number.”

163. “You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.”

164. “You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.”

165. “Hi, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst cheesy pick-up lines. So, do you think it’s: ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hi, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst pick-up lines’?”

166. “You look like a cool glass of refreshing water and I am the thirstiest man in the world.”

167. “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

168. “You know what you’d look great in? My arms.”

169. “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”

170. “If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

171. “I’m pretty great at algebra; I can make your X disappear and you’ll never need to know Y.”

172. “Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a taste?”

173. “There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?”

174. You: “I’m invisible. Can you see me?” Her: “Uh… yeah?” You: “What about tomorrow night?”

175. “Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!”

176. “Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful? I think you’re infected.”

177. (pick up a sugar packet off the floor) “Uh, miss? I see you dropped your name tag.”

178. “I don’t normally date models but here’s my number.”

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179. “I thought happiness started with H. But why does mine start with U?”

180. “What are the odds of you being in my favor?”

181. “Are you a hurricane? ‘Cause you’re blowing me away.”

182. “My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?”

183. “Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!”

184. “So, you must be the reason men fall in love.”

185. “Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

186. “Are you from Utah? ‘Cause I want U-tah date me.”

187. “You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.”

188. “Your name must be Coca-Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.”

189. “I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.”

190. “How come you’re not on top of the Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belong.”

191. “Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.”

192. “Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!”

193. “I would offer you a cigarette but you’re already smokin’ hot.”

194. “A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”

195. “If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.”

196. “Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you?”

197. “Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking!”

198. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

199. “You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?”

200. “Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”

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