Situazioni di coppia: Che cos'è e cosa fare quando ci si trova in una di esse

Quando ho sentito per la prima volta il termine situationship, mi sono precipitata su Urban Dictionary per trovarne il significato:

“A relationship that has no label on it… like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.”

As I scrolled down I saw a similar explanation in more scientific terms – relationship expert Sarah Louise Ryan defines situationship as a " pseudo-relazione … a mascheramento con placebo itself as a relationship, but the reality is that it is not.”

All'improvviso ho capito che sono in un Situazione di vita. Entrambe le definizioni riassumono perfettamente la mia vita sentimentale.

Ho fatto del mio meglio per evitare questo. Ho fatto del mio meglio per non affezionarmi. Ho rispettato le regole . Ho fatto tutto bene. Eppure, alla fine, il mio cuore è stato battuto e ferito.

Abbiamo detto prima l'amicizia; il resto non è così importante. Ma come può una cosa poco importante fare così male? L'amicizia può spezzare il cuore?

It can’t. It shouldn’t. But it did. Something that I called all sorts of names – friends, more than a friend less than a boyfriend, no strings attached, amici con benefici, etc. – but it turned out to be nothing more than a situationship .

A situationship that made such a mess out of my life and emotions that I still feel lost. It’s not something I wanted to go through and it’s not something you should have to either.

So, continue reading below and you’ll get to the bottom of what situationship really is so you’ll know just how to avoid it.

It’s more than just a plain hookup

You know you’re more than a booty call to him. It’s way deeper than that.

Condividete con lui i vostri pensieri. Vi aprite, lo fate entrare. Vi confidate con lui e lui si confida con voi. Ridete delle stesse cose stupide. Cucinate insieme. Vi accoccolate sul divano e guardate Netflix.

Vivete per quei piccoli momenti di pura beatitudine.

Sadly, they come with a price. By spending time together, by sharing moments, you create memories that can never be forgotten. You create memories that’ll hurt so much when it all goes down in flames.

And, it will go down in flames. It can’t be avoided. It will burn to the ground without the chance of ever growing into a real relationship .

It’s an undefined relationship you’ve accidentally fallen into

Every time you hear them introducing you to somebody as their friend, it’ll hurt. The same pain will be present when you have to say he is just a friend, or your best friend, when you want to scream he is more than that.

You’ll feel isolated from his life. You’ll start to wonder why you aren’t good enough to be his girlfriend, why you don’t know any of his friends, why you have a life with him that only exists between the four walls of your studio apartment.

You have real emotions for someone you’re not in a real relationship with

You never know where you stand with him regarding anything. It’s all about guessing and interpreting his actions and feelings.

Future is a taboo topic you never bring up. Your feelings stay hidden. You dodge DTR (define the relationship) talk like it’s toxic.

Your head is full of questions – questions you’re too afraid to ask perché questo potrebbe significare perderlo completamente.

Per ora si accontenterebbe di qualsiasi cosa piuttosto che vivere senza di lui.

For now, you will stay, but little by little you’ll get tired of it. You’ll hate the situationship you’re in.

The heart gets attached even if you agree that you are “just friends”

No matter what lies you try to tell it, it won’t believe you. A heart doesn’t listen to reason. Your emotions awaken, no matter how much you want them to stay dormant.

Ci si coccola, si bacio , you make love, you hold hands, you hug, you get used to texting daily, you even leave a toothbrush at each other’s place… Your feelings grow.

You bond. You do all of the things only couples do, but you’re not in a real relationship . You fall more and more for them with every second. It’s unavoidable.

Il vostro cuore riconosce una relazione romantica, ma la realtà della pseudo-relazione in cui vi siete trovati lo sta lentamente facendo a pezzi.

It’s all unofficial, ma comunque leale.

You’ve sworn off all other men even if you are still “officially” single. You know you’re not in an official relationship; there’s no definite label .

The signs are right there: he’s never called you his girlfriend, there’s no trace of the two of you being an item on either of your social media accounts, and what’s more, you agreed to keep what you two have a secret.

You know you don’t owe him loyalty. You know you should keep your options open. But you can’t force yourself to even look at other men because you are too hooked on him.

You have everything with him. You have his attention and affection, you have relationship benefits, but at the end of the day, you know you’re not in a committed relationship .

You will want more and he won’t be able to give you that

You’ll be sick of that relazione avanti e indietro. You’ll want things to progress to an actual relationship .

You’ll want the world to know you care for each other. You’ll want to have a plus one when you go to somebody’s wedding.

You won’t settle for being there when it’s convenient for him. You won’t accept things that are labelless and undefined.

This non-relationship , this love mess situation in which you have found yourself, will become harder to handle. You won’t be able to shake off that thought that all you want from him he might already be giving to somebody else, even if he swears you’re the only one.

What to do when you’ve found yourself in a situationship?

 

1. There is such a thing as great timing to have “the talk”

The point at which you’re sure about them and feel you should give this thing between you a chance is the perfect timing to have the talk.

After you’ve been on a bunch of dates and got to know the person you are seeing, you’ll sense that it’s time to sort things out.

If you don’t, you’ll inevitably fall into a situationship that you’ll never manage to get out of. So trust your gut and don’t delay the inevitable.

2. Stabilire i limiti fin dall'inizio

Yes, it seems hard and complicated. You get scared that you will mess everything. But it’s a necessity – honest conversation is the only way to go.

Right from the start, he must know what those things are that you won’t put up with.

Be consistent with your boundaries. If you say you won’t do certain things, then don’t do them.

For instance, if he calls you in the middle of the night and asks if he can come over, say “No!” and avoid turning into a chiamata di cortesia .

He must know you’re not the kind of woman he can mess around with. Let him know you’re not into casual dating and if this isn’t going anywhere, that you are not playing along.

You don’t want to end up with a broken heart because of this new relationship you can’t even call a real relationship .

3. Be honest, but don’t be sharp with your words

You’ve heard it: it’s not just about what you say, it’s how you say it. The worst thing to do is to make a big drama out of everything or make him feel like you’re bossing him around.

There is no need to be rude or demand things, you simply need to say what you want from the man you’re dating and if he doesn’t want the same things, that’s okay too.

If he says he doesn’t want any kind of commitment, tell him that it’s fine, but you don’t see yourself in that scenario and you should then go your separate ways.

Se il pensiero di perderti doesn’t make him rethink everything, then he’s definitely not worth your time and effort.

4. Chiedetevi: È davvero quello giusto o è solo un segnaposto finché non arriva l'amore della tua vita?

It’s easy to confuse the two. In this era of hookup culture , situationship has become the new normal .

“People aren’t even dating anymore, just talking, catching feelings, sleeping together, and ending up in situazioni di vita .” – Unknown

It’s easy to get tangled up into something casual and laid back. You don’t want to rush things; you don’t want to come off as too needy.

Ma arriverà un momento in cui vi renderete conto di aver investito troppo tempo e sforzi in una persona sbagliata per voi.

You will realize that this kind of relationship – or better said, non-relationship – is seriously messing with your wellbeing and mental health .

Without stability in this new relationship arrangement, you’ll be lost. You’ll hate the undefined, unsaid, and unknown.

With time, you’ll realize he’s someone who isn’t ready to do the same for you. You’ll just prolong the inevitable and keep holding on to the hope of something that you know deep down will never be.

That’s why a Situazione di vita non è mai una buona idea.

Let’s face it – no matter how casual and laid-back we pretend to be, deep down, we crave commitment.

Abbiamo bisogno di qualcuno che gridi a squarciagola che siamo suoi. Abbiamo bisogno di qualcosa di etichettato, di qualcosa di reale e raggiungibile.

That’s why next time a Situazione di vita che vi arriva, saltatela o fate del vostro meglio per evitarla. Io so che lo farò.