There’s this one beautiful girl you like, and more than anything in the world, you would want her to like you, too.
Your ‘male stand up comedy skills’ hidden inside you suddenly wake up and you think to yourself: How do I make this girl smile? I want to intrigue her, catch her attention, and brighten her day!
If she’s not just a random girl, but your legit girlfriend, I bet you’re thinking of finding new ways to make her laugh because she’s probably sick of you retelling that one hilarious joke time after time (especially during dinner with your family or friends).
Don’t get offended. Your girlfriend (or any other girl out there) has nothing against your funny jokes until they become repetitive, insulting, or maybe overly cheesy.
So, how do you make a girl smile? Or how do you get a girlfriend?
Do you make a list of your favorite pick-up lines or jokes and learn them by heart for every occasion? Or, do you pay attention to other ways of making a girl smile, such as writing her a love letter or throwing a flirty joke?
There’s no wrong answer here. The best way to make a girl smile is to be creative when doing it, and use a variety of romantic (read: romantic bedtime stories), sweet words to make her smile, and other humorous elements instead of relying on just one!
Making a girl smile is all about the little things!
No, you don’t need to make a complete fool out of yourself in front of her friends in order to make a girl smile (even though this is not a bad idea after all, but only for the brave ones).
I’ve noticed that many guys feel pressured when it comes to entertaining their ladies. One of my male friends got so far that he learned certain parts of one stand-up comedy show by heart.
He was so desperate to win that one girl’s heart that he would literally do anything for her. So, what happened? When he started reciting that stand-up scene in front of the girl he liked, he literally froze.
It was a really awkward and painful experience for him, especially because he’s a shy guy by nature and he needs more time to be able to open up with girls.
What I’m trying to say is: There’s no need for you to go out of your way when it comes to making a girl smile or making her feel special in the general sense of its meaning.
Pay more attention to all those little things and cute situations where you can show off both your sense of humor and your thoughtfulness.
To help you with that, here are some things you can do or say to make her smile (and make her yours):
- When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
- I want to spend the rest of my life annoying you.
- You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
- I tried imagining my life without you, but I had to wake up from such a nightmare.
Advanced:
- Sing her a song.
- Clean her car.
- Take her breakfast in bed.
- Give her a massage.
- Send her a funny birthday card.
You probably think: Cleaning her car?? Yes. If you two live together, there are so many ways in which you can make her day. For example, you can start with washing the dishes for a week and doing other chores that she usually does.
I’m sorry to disappoint you, but this is not an article about sending her a bouquet of 100 roses and singing serenades (even though we have nothing against it), but those things that you can do on a daily basis mean so much more to us.
Any guy can brighten my day by giving me a good massage because my back constantly hurts (probably due to lots of sitting). Don’t worry, I’m not trying to make this story about myself because if I did, I would never finish it (Joking).
What I’m trying to say is you need to pay attention to her body language, her routine, and all the things that could potentially make her day and make her life easier in general.
So, don’t be that one guy who only sends flowers and rarely ever does something more meaningful that requires more effort like serving breakfast in bed or cleaning her car.
But, you cannot go wrong with pick-up lines either!
Here’s the thing with pick-up lines: They are either hilariously entertaining or OVERLY cheesy (and sometimes even insulting). As you might already know, avoiding the latter is the best bet.
Here’s another funny thing with my shy friend I mentioned earlier. After a few failed stand-up comedy scenes, he decided to change his game by switching to pick-up lines.
One time, he asked me for advice from a female perspective. He wanted to make sure that he chose the right pick-up lines that would impress the girl and make her laugh instead of offending her in one way or another.
Yes, as you might guess, some of his pick-up lines weren’t really as impressive as he thought, so I told him honestly that he’ll need to step up his game when it comes to using pick-up lines the right way.
This is the most valuable advice you’ll ever receive about pick-up lines: The wittier, the better!
Why?
Because the choice of your pick-up lines says a lot about your personality.
If you choose shallow ones, you will be perceived that way, but if you opt for witty ones that will tickle her brain, she will most definitely smile and be impressed by it.
Don’t get me wrong. Cheesy pick-up lines are not shallow ones. They are okay as long as they’re not overly cheesy as I said before. Here are some funny and cheesy pick-up lines that will make her smile:
- “Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
- “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
- “You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”
- “Is your dad a preacher? Cause you’re a blessing.”
- “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
If you choose any of the above pick-up lines, you will succeed in making any girl smile. Now, here comes the fun part! One of the most underrated pick-up lines out there is the one that girls like the most!
These are science and chemistry pick-up lines. The reason why girls love them is because not so many guys use them. They are harder to memorize because of their complexity, which makes them all the more special and unique.
Here are some of my favorite science pick-up lines that make me smile every single time:
- “My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium because I am in love with U.”
- “You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.”
- “You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil, and together, we’ll light up the world.”
- “Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!”
- “Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.”
Science pick-up lines are like real gems, yet undiscovered by so many guys. So, what are you waiting for? Memorize some of them and surprise your girlfriend or that one girl you like with your brilliant sense of humor.
If you want to spice things up and take it to the next level, then I suggest using chemistry pick-up lines that will impress her.
One of my favorite chemistry pick-up lines is definitely this one: “You’re so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.”
Let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love receiving compliments? If you can both give a compliment and make her laugh with your pick-up line, then you know you chose the right one. Still, don’t overdo it.
The best recipe for making a girl smile is a combination of the little things and witty pick-up lines.
Surprise her with a big, warm hug, tell her how beautiful she is, give her a forehead kiss, make her a cup of coffee, and impress her with unique pick-up lines here and there.
The easiest way to make any girl smile is to make her feel special and loved.
If you think you can do it, then I guarantee you that she’ll never stop smiling (unless you use an overly cheesy pick-up line) Just kidding!