60 scherzi divertenti e bizzarri da fare al tuo ragazzo via SMS
Non c'è bisogno di dire che le storie romantiche e civettuolo texts from your boyfriend can make your day and put a smile on your face. But sometimes, when you’re not in the mood for romance, you don’t want cute, sexy and lovely.
A volte, tutto ciò che si vuole è provocare il caos.
And what better way to do it than to pull a prank on your boyfriend. If you’re all out of prank ideas, you’re in the right place. You found i migliori scherzi e burle utilizzando i messaggi di testo for April fools’ day or any other day when you need a good laugh.
Continua a leggere per scoprire un'enorme elenco degli scherzi per tirare il tuo fidanzato via sms che lo faranno ridere, impazzire o forse anche arrabbiare un po', a seconda di quello che sceglierete.
60 scherzi divertenti da fare al tuo ragazzo via SMS
When you’re deciding on the scherzi per tirare il tuo fidanzato via sms, don’t forget the consequences.
Se il vostro ragazzo è sensibile o i suoi sentimenti vengono facilmente feriti, abbiate pietà di lui. Scegliete scherzi carini e foto divertenti invece di qualcosa che potrebbe turbarlo davvero. Volete che il vostro scherzo sia qualcosa di cui possiate ridere insieme.
But if your boyfriend is the kind of person who can shrug things off with no hard feelings or if he’s a lover of a buono scherzo, poi si possono scegliere quelli più seri, come il falso rotture e gravidanze.
Here’s a list of 60 scherzi per i fidanzati da utilizzare quando si vuole rendere più piccante il proprio conversazioni di testo.
1. Lo scherzo del cambio di look
Manda un messaggio al tuo ragazzo e dirgli che avete fatto un grande cambiamento nel vostro aspetto. I capelli sono la scelta migliore perché saranno i più credibili e convincenti, ma potete scegliere qualsiasi cosa che possa piacergli.
For example, tell you that you’ve dyed your hair in an outrageous color or that you shaved your head. You can also dirgli that you got a tattoo or an unexpected piercing. Or if you’re feeling particularly naughty, dirgli avete fatto fare più di una cosa.
Il tuo scherzo avrà ancora più successo se riuscirete a inviargli una foto, which shouldn’t be too difficult to create if you find the right editing apps.
2. The couple’s tattoo scherzo
Manda un messaggio al tuo ragazzo e dirgli che avete preso un appuntamento per voi due per ottenere un couple’s tattoo. L'altra opzione è quella di disegnarsi addosso qualcosa o di farsi un tatuaggio temporaneo, mandargli un foto e chiedergli di fare la stessa cosa.
Questo scherzo is especially fun if you pull it on someone you’ve just started dating. He’ll rightfully freak out if you suggest getting a couples tattoo after a few primi appuntamenti. L'aspetto rischioso di questo scherzo is – he might accept!
3. Il nuovo animale domestico scherzo
Farlo sembrare come te portare a casa un animale domestico se vivete insieme. Trovare un foto of the pet you want to use and send it to him, asking if you can keep it. A baby goat, a huge snake or a wolf which you call a cute dog – the more outrageous the pet, the better.
Se non gli piace un animale, sceglietelo. Trovate un foto of a cat to send him if he’s allergic, or suggest a huge spider if they gross him out. Digli you saw the animal and just couldn’t resist, it was so cute and needed a home. 🙄️
4. Il licenziamento scherzo
Mandategli un messaggio durante la vostra giornata di lavoro e dirgli you got in trouble. Update him a few times about the escalating situation, then end it all with a text telling him you got fired. You’ll make him worry and comfort you for no reason, but he’ll be happy when he finds out it’s not true.
And if you’re feeling a little mean, make him think that lui got fired. This is easy to pull off if you know his boss who can be your accomplice, but even if you don’t, it’s nothing a little creative texting can’t do.
5. Il social media posta scherzo
Controlla il suo social media so that you’re up-to-date with his posts, then send him a text saying something like, “Why on earth would you post that?” Don’t dirgli what you’re referring to, just pretend that you’re completely outraged.
Ask him why he’d post something so private or why he posted something with che in the background. This is especially effective if he’s just posted – he’ll keep checking his post to see what he missed.
6. Il Buona fortuna scherzo
Auguriamogli Buona fortuna for an event that you’ve made up to make him scratch his head. This is the most effective if he potrebbe hanno un evento del genere davanti a sé in teoria, but it doesn’t really exist.
For example, if he’s a student, text him something like, "Buona fortuna on your exam today!” o se ha parlato della ricerca di un nuovo lavoro, inviate un “You’ll nail your interview, I believe in you!”
He’ll be utterly confused!
7. Il viaggio urgente scherzo
Fategli credere che è successo qualcosa e che dovete andarvene immediatamente. Mandategli un messaggio, “Off to the airport, tty when I land” even though you’re lounging in your living room. Turn off your phone immediately because you’re using airplane mode, of course.
An alternative is to wish him a safe trip when he’s not traveling and when he tells you he’s not going anywhere, to keep trying to convince him that yes, he is, he told you a ton of times he’ll be flying today.
8. Il nuovo abbigliamento scherzo
Mandategli una foto di un vestito assurdo e dirgli, "Babe, this would look awesome on you.” If he replies with “lol” or another sign that he thinks you’re joking, keep up the pretense. Continue sending him texts trying to convince him that you’d love to see him in it.
He might show up wearing it if you manage to make him think you really like it, though, so be careful what you send him unless you’re prepared to see it on him.
9. La divulgazione scherzo
Per spaventarlo davvero, mandagli un messaggio con scritto, “There’s something you need to know” o “I haven’t been fully honest with you.” After he sees the message, stop responding. Watch him blow up your phone but don’t text him back. If he calls you, don’t pick up.
Questo lo spaventerà e gli farà pensare a un milione di scenari diversi, quindi quando alla fine dirgli era un scherzo, he’ll be relieved.
10. Il numero sconosciuto scherzo
Aspettate che vi mandi un messaggio e poi chiedeteglielo, “Who’s this?” pretending you don’t recognize his number. This is a tried-and-true scherzo che funziona sempre e si traduce in frustrazione e risate. Ci sono alcuni modi per giocare.
Un'opzione è quella di dirgli that someone changed all the contact names in your phone, so you have no idea who you’re texting. Ask him to prove his identity by telling you things only voi due lo saprebbe.
Un altro modo per farlo scherzo è fingere di essere qualcun altro e convincerlo di aver sbagliato numero. Fate finta che un estraneo abbia ricevuto il suo messaggio e inventate qualcuno di strano. Più domande sciocche gli farete, più sarà divertente.
But beware – if he’s easily annoyed he might block you instead of playing your game.
11. The “I know” scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio, “I know what you’ve been up to,” and ghost him. He’ll go crazy trying to figure out what you were talking about, pulling his hair out because you’re unavailable and he can’t reach you.
Per fare ancora più confusione, accendete il telefono dopo un po' di tempo, mandategli un messaggio “Now I’ve heard the whole story,” and turn it off again. All that’s left is to hope that he hasn’t in realtà non ha fatto nulla.
12. Il correzione automatica scherzo
This isn’t a scherzo via smsma il divertimento che si può avere con correzione automatica è infinito. Prima di provarci, verificate se ha una iPhone o un telefono Android e quale tastiera utilizza. Sapere in anticipo dove si trova tutto renderà più facile portare a termine rapidamente la missione.
Cambiare il suo correzione automatica impostazioni nel modo più sciocco possibile per farlo arrabbiare e lanciare il telefono. Trasformate parole comuni come "a", "il", "quando", "perché", ecc. in qualcosa di divertente, sciocco, insensato o osceno.
You can also change all the common words in his phone to the same word and change “no” to “yes”. Anticipate how he’ll react when the words he’s sending aren’t the words he’s typing, and change those as well!
13. Il capovolto scherzo di testo
Do you know how to type ǝʞᴉl sᴉɥʇ? Texting him upside-down words will make him confused for a moment, wondering what on earth he’s seeing, but he’ll probably catch on quick. You can quickly convertire qualsiasi testo utilizzando un generatore and keep it going as long as it’s funny!
14. Il non per voi scherzo
Mandate al vostro ragazzo un messaggio che sembra preoccupante, poi mandategli subito un messaggio. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to text you.” Inviare qualcosa che faccia sembrare come te’re involved in something suspicious or possibly illegal.
Ad esempio, scrivete un messaggio in cui chiedete di portare del denaro in un luogo o di nascondere qualcosa per qualcuno, e poi seguite con un “oops, ignore this last text.” Oppure aspettate che lo veda e poi cancellatelo. Lo farà sicuramente impazzire.
15. L'emergenza scherzo
Mandategli un messaggio su qualcosa che gli faccia pensare a un'emergenza, poi, quando risponde, smettete di rispondere ai suoi messaggi.
Potete scegliere qualcosa che sembri una possibile emergenza per spaventarlo, come chiedergli come si usa l'estintore o di essere arrestato. Oppure potete chiedergli qualcosa di selvaggio per confonderlo, come ad esempio chiedergli cosa succede se ci si sveglia in un paese straniero o se un animale selvatico è entrato in casa vostra.
16. L'ex scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio dicendo che la sua ex l'ha contattata and that she’s coming over to tell you something. Make your text sound cold and suspicious. Don’t use pet names or emojis – just a simple sentence with punctuation.
He’ll be freaking out thinking what on earth she’s about to tell you. Hopefully there isn’t really anything he doesn’t want you to know…
17. La menzogna scherzo
Send him a text telling him that you just found out he lied to you and that you’re hurt and feeling let down. When he asks you what you mean, reply with, “You know what I’m talking about.” Cerca di sembrare il più deluso possibile.
He’ll probably try to convince you that he never lied to you even if he has no clue what you’re talking about.
18. The … scherzo
Tu: Ehi
I know this might change everything but I really can’t hold it in anymore
Devo proprio sfogarmi
Lui: um
what’s going on?
Tu: …
Lui: cosa stai scrivendo così tanto
chiamami o qualcosa del genere
Tu: …
But the answer never comes. Or at least not the answer he’s expecting, because you don’t really have anything to dirgli and you’re not typing a wall of text.
The whole purpose of this prank is to freak him out and make him think you’re about to drop a bomb, then send him una GIF dei punti di testo. Take a peek at his phone beforehand to make sure which kind of dots he sees when someone is typing so he won’t see through you.
19. Il qualcosa sotto il divano scherzo
While you’re home alone, make your boyfriend think you’re terrified of something moving under your couch to alarm him a little bit.
Questo scherzo requires setup, but it’s not complicated. Find a shoestring or rolled-up socks and place your item under the couch so that a small part of it is peeking.
Prendete un foto, but make sure the lights are dim so that it’s hard to identify what’s in it. Send the picture to your boyfriend and include a scared message about how there’s something under the couch! It’s moving!
Potete anche chiamarlo dopo avergli inviato la foto e cercare di sembrare il più spaventati possibile.
20. Il test di gravidanza falso scherzo
Tu: “Hey
Credo di dovervi dire
I’m pregnant
so”
A seconda della situazione attuale della vostra relazione, questa potrebbe essere una buona notizia o un motivo di panico. Digli that you’re happy or devastated, but make sure it’s the opposite reaction of the one you know he’ll have. You can spice it up even more by telling him that the baby is not his.
Qualunque sia finta gravidanza text you choose, be kind and don’t let him stew for too long.
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21. La schermata iniziale scherzo
Even though this isn’t a scherzo di testo, it still involves his phone, so it’s included. One of the most frustrating things you can do to his phone is to mess with his home screen.
Prendete un schermata della schermata iniziale così com'è, spostare tutte le applicazioni nella seconda pagina, quindi impostare la schermata schermata as his wallpaper. He’ll think everything is as normal and keep tapping, trying to open his apps in vain. Nothing will happen because he’s just touching a picture on an empty screen.
Un altro scherzo you can do is to download an image of a fake cracked screen and make that his wallpaper. He’ll see through this as soon as he touches the screen, but the fright you’ll give him for that one moment is worth it.
22. The parent’s number scherzo
While you’re with a friend whose number he doesn’t know, send him a text claiming it’s your mom or dad. Try to seem unfriendly and judgmental – make him think “your mom” or “your dad” disapprove of him and that they know what you’ve been up to.
Chiedeteglielo quando potrete incontrarloche intenzioni ha con voi e guardatelo annaspare e balbettare.
Un'altra versione di questo scherzo is to change your contact name to Mom or however he has her in his phone, then have fun texting him stuff he’d never expect from his mom.
23. Il messaggio automatico scherzo
When he texts you something, reply pretending you’re a customer service chat bot. Pick a random chain or service and when he sends you a text reply with, “Welcome to [store]! Thank you for contacting our customer service. Please let us know how we may help you.”
Inviate lo stesso testo più volte e, indipendentemente dalla sua risposta, rimanete fedeli alla vostra programmazione.
24. I testi scherzo
Text him the first line of a song, then after he replies, text him the next line. Whatever he says, keep responding using the lyrics of a song. You have the option of picking something he knows well, he knows just a little or doesn’t know at all.
If you choose something that he doesn’t know well, but that he might be vaguely familiar with, he’ll know that something is wrong but won’t know for sure what it is. Or you might pick something he doesn’t know and that doesn’t even sound like lyrics to confuse him completely.
E, naturalmente, se si desidera un'esperienza spensierata scherzo that he’ll pick up on immediately, go for the lyrics of a song he knows. This is a good choice if you want to send him a message along with the scherzo.
25. La sveglia scherzo
Non proprio un scherzo di testo, ma un telefono scherzo: prendere il suo telefono e impostare la sveglia per le 3 del mattino. mattina, then wait for him to tell you all about it tomorrow. If you’re feeling especially nasty, set multiple alarms to really shake him up.
Of course, if you’re sleeping in the same room, the alarm will wake you up too, so this scherzo is best used if you don’t live together.
26. GIF e meme scherzo
If you’re proficient in the language of GIFs and memes, what better way to communicate than to text him without using words at all. There’s nothing a good GIF can’t express, so whatever you want to dirgliCercate quello perfetto e mandategli un messaggio solo con GIF e meme.
Girare questo scherzo male scegliendo solo vecchi meme che nessuno usa più per farlo rabbrividire.
27. Il falso passato scherzo
Digli something about your past that isn’t true and wait for his reaction. You don’t have to invent anything outrageous, only something that he’d never expect from you. For example, dirgli you used to be an athlete if you’re not very sporty or that you haven’t read a book until you were twenty if you normally love to read.
28. Il nuovo fidanzato scherzo
Questo è rischioso, ma potrebbe valerne la pena se voi e il vostro ragazzo amate prendervi in giro a vicenda. Caricate una foto che vi ritrae con un altro ragazzo sulla vostra social mediataggatelo come vostro fidanzato e aspettate che il vostro vero fidanzato lo veda.
Do you know how he’d react? Do you vuole Lo sai?
29. Le scuse scherzo
Make him apologize for something he didn’t do by being really insistent that he has to apologize or you’re going to cry! You don’t even have to dirgli what he’s apologizing for, just let him know that he really, really has to.
Questo funziona meglio se il vostro ragazzo è molto morbido quando si tratta di voi.
30. Il migliore amico scherzo
Cambia il tuo migliore amico’s number to an unknown man’s name and make sure he sees you texting. A lot. All the time. When he asks you what’s going on, you can dirgli the truth, but try to seem shifty so he’ll suspect that you’re lying.
He’ll feel silly when he finds out that you’ve been telling the truth the whole time.
31. Lo stesso scherzo di testo
Fingete che qualcosa non vada nel vostro telefono e inviategli sempre lo stesso messaggio. Qualsiasi cosa vi mandi, rispondete con lo stesso messaggio. Questo è un modo semplice e sciocco per scherzo ma sicuramente lo infastidirà.
32. Il grande acquisto scherzo
Digli you bought a car, a house or another big item. Make up a ridiculously high price that’s completely out of your budget. Send him a text where you sound completely delighted about your purchase, and pretend like spending all this money you don’t have won’t affect your piani futuri.
33. Il retro con l'ex scherzo
Se volete davvero fare colpo, scrivete al vostro ragazzo che siete tornati insieme al vostro ex. Ditegli il tuo ex ti ha chiamato, apologized and asked you to get back together. You accepted because he’s the one who got away and you couldn’t go against your own heart.
Don’t be too cruel and keep this going for too long, though, because this might really hurt him.
34. Il qualcosa di importante scherzo
Mandategli un messaggio sostenendo che avete qualcosa di importante da dirglie poi lasciarlo in sospeso. È possibile dirgli che avete grandi novità o dirgli that you have information about something he’s wanted to know for a while.
Quando risponde, ignoratelo o andate offline e aspettate che vi faccia esplodere il telefono.
35. Il pesce gatto scherzo
Creare un account falso o utilizzare un numero diverso to send him ridiculous catfish texts. Pretend to be someone who’s interested in him. Make it interesting by creating an over-the-top character that he won’t have a choice but to respond to because the texts you send will be so outrageous.
Don’t try to catfish him for real, though, because trying to get your boyfriend to show interest in a fake person is not a healthy thing to do.
36. La cauzione scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio con scritto, “I’m in trouble, I need you to bail me out.” When he asks what’s going on, invent something crazy and dramatic, such as owing money to a dangerous person or being stuck somewhere. He’ll run to help you in no time.
37. Le nuove emoji scherzo
Keep adding an emoji to your texts that’s completely out of sync with whatever you’re talking about. When he asks you about it, make up the meaning of that emoji that he supposedly doesn’t know but that everyone is using these days.
Il tuo scherzo è un successo se inizia a usarlo in questo modo.
38. Il conto alla rovescia scherzo
Start a countdown to nothing to make him go nuts trying to figure out what’s going on. Decide how long you want to stretch it – you can count down from 100 or from 10, but keep in mind that if it goes on too long, he might lose interest.
Quando si raggiunge lo 0, dirgli qualcosa come, “I love you.” o inviargli un'emoji con la faccina baciata o simili.
39. Il mancato appuntamento scherzo
Fingere di aver perso un appuntamento che avrebbe dovuto ricordarvi e dirgli quanto siete delusi. Facevate davvero affidamento su di lui per ricordarvi qualcosa di così importante, e ora tutto è rovinato. Come avrebbe potuto? 😧️
40. Il vecchio problema scherzo
Bring up an issue you had that you settled a long time ago and make him think you’re starting a fight over it. This will confuse him and make him break out in a cold sweat, especially if it was something that was his fault. You can also imply that he’s been doing it again, whatever it is that your fight was about.
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41. La fidanzata segreta scherzo
Digli che la sua ragazza segreta vi ha mandato un messaggio e che ora sapete tutto della loro relazione. Fate in modo che sembri come te’re devastated and that you’re done with him. Refuse to listen to his denial and dirgli you know it’s all excuses.
42. La camicia rovinata scherzo
Text him to admit that you ruined his favorite shirt or something else he’s really attached to. It can be his gaming device or his pillow – as long as it’s something he always uses and loves. Imagine his happiness when he finds out that it was all a scherzo.
43. L'arresto scherzo
Utilizzando un numero diverso, call him to let him know you’ve been arrested, then hang up. Turn off your phone for a few hours and when you turn it on, you’ll be flooded by his texts and missed calls.
44. L'innamorato del tuo migliore amico scherzo
Confess to your boyfriend that you’re in love with his migliore amico e che pensate che anche lui vi ami. Il vostro ragazzo potrebbe arrabbiarsi molto quando dirgli questo, quindi tenetelo a mente.
45. La gelosia scherzo
Let him know that you don’t want him hanging out with his close friends, that he should always let you know where he is and whatever else you can think of that will make you seem eccessivamente geloso. A seconda della sua reazione, si può davvero intensificare questo scherzo.
46. La foto del bambino scherzo
Digli that someone sent you a picture of his baby. Pretend to be heartbroken that he had a baby with someone else while he’s with you. Send him the fake foto e dirgli that his baby isn’t even that cute.
47. L'accusa scherzo
Accuse him of something he never did and insist on being right, no matter how much he denies it. You’ll know you won if he apologizes for doing it even though he hasn’t. But don’t forget that this can also cause him to retaliate with a scherzo o, peggio, per arrabbiarsi con voi.
48. La porta di casa scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio, “Where are you, I’m waiting outside,” o dirgli you’re at his door when you’re not. This is a harmless scherzoma sicuramente lo renderà teso per un momento, quando penserà di essersi dimenticato di voi.
49. Il compleanno scherzo
Se il suo compleanno si avvicina, dirgli you can’t make it because you have something else. Make sure that whatever you’re standing him up for is something unimportant and that you really don’t actually have to do. He’ll be shocked when he learns what it is you’re prioritizing over him.
50. Il testimone scherzo
Tell your boyfriend that you were out today and that you saw him with another girl. He’ll go out of his way to make you understand that you made a mistake and that he was never out with another woman. Ignore his denial and explanations for as long as you can.
51. Il già lasciato scherzo
Text him an hour before your date and say you left since he didn’t make it on time. Digli you’re really hurt and that he should give you some space. If he insists that he wasn’t late and that it was you who came early, accuse him of shifting the blame on you.
52. Il programma scherzo
Look at his calendar and pick something he has coming up in the future and pretend that he has it today. You can even change it in his calendar if you want to be really convincing. Text him something about his vacation starting today when it’s not in two months or ask him if he wants to see the dress you’re wearing for his cousin’s wedding this weekend.
53. L'amnesia scherzo
Fate finta di aver perso la memoria e trattatelo come un estraneo. Quando ti manda un messaggio, dirgli that you have no idea who he is. If he says that he’s your boyfriend, dirgli that there’s no way and that you’d know if you had one.
Try making up something that happened that might have made you lose your memory, but keep insisting that he’s the only person you don’t remember.
54. Il grande errore scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio “I made a big mistake, please don’t be mad.” He might immediately call you, so have something that isn’t a big deal at all to confess. For example, you ate his snack or you threw out an old piece of paper he doodled on.
55. La suspense scherzo
Mandagli un messaggio, “We need to talk.” and ignore your phone for a while. Keep him in suspense. He’ll be busy anticipating Domande scomode, but when you decide to reply to him, talk about something minor that didn’t need such an ominous introduction.
Ad esempio, dirgli you’re out of milk and that you want him to pick up some.
56. L'ammaccatura dell'auto scherzo
Digli that you dented his car by mistake and that you’re very sorry. It was an accident and you’re so upset because of what you’ve done. This scherzo è il più efficace per i ragazzi che amano eccessivamente le loro auto.
57. Il malinteso scherzo
When he texts you, pretend you don’t understand what he’s saying. This is very effective if you want to make him feel frustrated. You can pretend come te literally don’t understand and say so or you can pretend come te don’t get what he means. The best thing to text him is “???” come risposta a ciascuno dei suoi messaggi.
58. La visita della famiglia scherzo
Family visits can be stressful and he needs to prepare, doesn’t he? Text him to let him know that your parents are coming in an hour and are looking forward to meeting him. Keep up with the pretense for as long as he keeps freaking out.
Un'altra versione di questo scherzo è quello di dirgli you’ve invited his family over when you didn’t.
59. Le fake news scherzo
Utilizzare il generatore di notizie dell'ultima ora to send him some fake news to shock him. It’s best if it’s something that involves you or him that will make him freak out. It’s the funniest if it has a grain of truth in it, but make it overblown and out of context.
60. Il rickroll
You might think that rickrolling has been over for a long time, but that’s what makes it so effective. It never really goes out of style if it’s used correctly. It will have the most impact if you really build the suspense and make him think that you’re about to send him something he needs to see, then, bam! Rick-rolled.
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Per concludere
Ecco a voi, i più esilaranti e scioccanti eventi quotidiani o Scherzi del pesce d'aprile per tirare il tuo fidanzato via sms. Finché si sceglie un scherzo that your boyfriend can bounce from, you’ll both have a una bella risata e godetevi il divertimento.
Alcuni di questi scherzi possono essere fatti agli amici più stretti e ai membri della famiglia, quindi se vi piacciono gli scherzi, fate riferimento a questa guida spesso. Ma chiunque decidiate di fare uno scherzo, fate attenzione: questo potrebbe scatenare una guerra di scherzi!
