Nowadays, texting is a crucial skill one needs to have in order to charm someone.
And luckily for people like me, who wouldn’t know how to text men for the life of them, there are many, many articles and pieces of advice on the Internet that come to our rescue! Seriously, what can one text a guy to get his attention?
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Also, to save you from all the embarrassment I went through while hopelessly flirting with guys, I gathered some basic advice on texting and some texts that will definitely keep him interested.
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We have cheesy ones, ones to make him laugh and then, of course, flirty and naughty texts.
Honestly, what’s the point in texting if you’re not going to spice it up a bit? Let’s start with some basic rules of texting:
1. Play hard to get—drop the neediness
I have to say, I’m guilty of being needy. When I meet someone new, I just want to talk to them all day and whatever pops into my mind I feel like it’s incredibly important for me to share it with them.
Well, it’s not. Play it cool, ignore texts sometimes and don’t answer right away (unless you’re discussing something really serious where it’s important that you do).
2. Don’t send two or more messages in a row
This rule follows the first one. If he is not answering you, don’t bomb his phone with multiple texts or phone calls.
He will get in touch with you when he has time for it, he won’t do it any sooner if you keep texting. It will only annoy him. Trust me, I know.
3. No long paragraphs
Keep it light and playful, if there is something serious that needs to be discussed, do it face-to-face.
Try to spend some quality time together and leave the teasing to the texts.
Besides, if you’re doing it in person, there is a slight chance for something to go wrong and you won’t have to fix it over the phone, which I learned is not always the most efficient way of fixing things.
Try these fun texting games instead.
4. Sometimes no texting is the perfect texting technique
I know it seems like there’s no sense to it but trust me, this one works like a charm.
If you are always the one who initiates the conversation, the one who texts first and the one who texts last—stop it!
Show him that you are not someone who will dance around him and wait for the crumbs of his attention.
You know you deserve more than that, so why not give him a chance to give it to you? Now that we have set some ground rules, it’s time for the texts!
Texts that will make him smile
1. Someone told me that they saw me with a sexy, strong man the other day. Do you happen to know who it was?
2. I would invite you to come over this weekend but I’m not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
3. Ugh, I have a problem. I can’t stop thinking about you.
4. I don’t know how you got into my heart but I do know that I don’t want you to leave.
5. Come over, I have all your favorites. Pizza, beer, and of course, ME.
6. I didn’t know it was possible to miss someone before they even left—until I met you.
7. You’re the piece of me I didn’t know was missing.
8. You are undoubtedly the best thing that has ever happened to me.
9. I have been thinking about you. Every night, every day. I don’t have much to say or many things to express. I am just thinking about the moments spent, thinking about the times when you are with me.
10. I love the way you hold me in your arms when I am falling asleep and the way you gently touch my hair when you think I am not noticing. I love the way you give me sweet butterfly kisses so that it wouldn’t disturb my sleep. Most of all, I love the way I feel safe and secure in your arms.
11. Have I ever told you how lucky I feel having you by my side? Have I? Okay, there is no harm in saying it again.
12. Life can get hard, some days can treat you worse, but we will find a way to make it all easy and good, together. Remember, I love you.
13. You are so tempting as you always make me want to kiss and cuddle you. I want to make you feel like you are the only man in the world who has ever mattered to me.
You make me want to strive to put nothing but a smile on your face, even on your worst days. I want to spoil you to the best of my ability, to show how much I care and appreciate every little thing you do for me.
You make me want to take care of you and be there for you always. And I am going to do everything to prove to you that we are meant to be with each other. You make me want to let you know how much I love you every day.
14. I just want you, that’s all. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm, everything. I just want you.
15. I would do anything right now to be able to curl up next to you, bury my head in your chest and lock my fingers with yours. I want to be able to look up at you and smile whenever I want to. I want to be able to kiss you whenever I want to. I want to be able to tell you how I feel about you whenever I want to.
Texts that will make him laugh
1. Thank God I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot to handle.
2. Where is my strong pickle jar opener when I need him?
3. Even though I love wearing my granny panties, tonight I’m wearing something a little riskier.
4. Got to go on a girls’ night out. Drunk-text you later?
5. I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.
6. Just read that caffeine can boost a woman’s libido. Is that why you keep inviting me for coffee?
7. Imagine that my bed is a football field. I’m the football and you’re running for a touchdown. See, I do like sports!
8. I really miss you (but probably not as much as you miss me. I’m pretty awesome).
9. I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed… One of us is in the wrong place.
10. Been thinking about you… and it hasn’t all been PG.
1. So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout?
2. If you are having a bad day then don’t worry because your night will be awesome!
3. On the agenda for tonight: polite conversation followed immediately by impolite bedroom antics.
4. I promise to be by your side always, preferably under you or on top.
5. Hope you’re rested, cause you’re gonna need every ounce of energy you can find tonight.
6. What are you doing for dinner tonight? I thought about getting reservations for my bedroom but I wanted to make sure you were available.
7. I just put on some really crazy underwear. So many snaps! So many straps! You’ll have to help me take it off.
8. Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?
9. I’ve got something to show you. It’s a surprise and you’re going to have to undress me to find it.
10. I am not a photographer but I can still picture you and me together… in my bed.
11. Let’s do some ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ things.
12. What do you want as a present? Today I am your Santa and I will fulfill all your dreams!
13. I hope your day is as nice as my butt.
14. I can’t decide if the best part of my day is waking up next to you or going to sleep with you. Hurry home so I can compare the two again.
15. You make me smile and also super horny but that’s not the point.
1. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. All clothes are 100% off, it’s a limited-time offer.
2. I’m fantasizing about you right now. Want to come over and make my fantasies a reality?
3. I know you had a long day, so why don’t you come over and I’ll give you a back massage… naked.
4. Work is going very slowly today, because I can’t stop thinking about all the fun we had last night. Can’t wait for a repeat session.
5. The thoughts I was having about you were so dirty that I had to take a shower.
6. You should probably clear your schedule for tomorrow morning because I plan on staying up late with you tonight. Very late.
7. When I come home, I want those pants off and you waiting for me in bed/the kitchen.
8. If you were here right now I would tear your clothes off and shove you onto my bed and have my way with you. But you’re not, so… rain check?
9. Thinking about you touching me literally turns me on.
10. Let’s get one thing straight. When we meet later on, there will be no foreplay.
11. Hey, just wanted to let you know that if you’re ever having a hard time, like a really hard time, I’m there for you. I mean, I can give you a hand… or something.
12. I knew something was missing today… Know what it was? You between my thighs.
13. You’re in my (NSFW) thoughts.
14. Let me be clear: When I see you later, I’m going to undress you, button by button. I’m going to unzip your pants and take them off, leg by leg. I’m going to take off your boxers and throw them against the wall. What happens next is all up to you.
15. I have a mystery for you but I’ll give you a clue. Tonight, I’m gonna make you the special guest between my legs.
16. Should I wear a short skirt or a really short skirt tonight?
17. Why don’t you come over later? I bought a new bra and I need someone’s second opinion.
18. Can’t stop thinking about your mouth and your hands in places they shouldn’t be.
19. You were screaming some filthy words last night. Want to do it again tonight?
20. You are so hot, even my pants are falling for you.