After patiently waiting months, your crush has finally reached out to you. 🎉 Yay, I’m so happy for you because I always root for love.
Even though they’re asking you basic questions like “how are you?” or “what is going on in your life?” your answer should not be basic. You need a flirty response to “how are you” and you’ll find the perfect examples in this collection I’ve compiled from the best examples I found online.
Of course, we won’t make it look like you’ve been waiting for their text for eternity, but we also need a good answer that will build a bit of chit-chat and allow you to continue the conversation with them.
Flirty Response To How Are You: Best Flirty Texts
These text messages won’t only impress your crush, but they’ll allow you to continue with some small talk and stay in touch with them. Choose the one you like most and thank me later. 😉
1. Oh, stop it, you. (Say it like you’re receiving a compliment even though you are not. LOL)
2. Much better now that you are here.
3. Well, you already know how I feel about you. So what are you going to do about it?
4. I actually feel blessed now that you’ve reached out.
5. Enough with the “how are you?” or “what’s up?” questions. Now talk dirty to me.
6. It would be better if you asked me out.
7. Pretty busy. As a matter of fact, I have a meeting with you later in some quiet place.
8. Of course, I love you, too. Oh sorry! What did you say?
9. Oh, stop it, will you? (Say it like he or she is complimenting you even though they are not.)
10. How am I?! Is that a pick-up line?
11. Now, I’m feeling better.
12. Awww…did you miss me?
13. I’d be better if you were with me.
14. I started feeling great as you asked.
15. Extremely good-looking, I’d say!
16. Feeling really nice when you’re here.
17. Getting better every time you text me.
18. Do you know when you ask me this, I forget what to say?
19. What a coincidence! I was just about to text you and ask you the same question.
20. I don’t know why, but your presence makes my day.
21. Everything is fine except the part where I miss you like crazy.
22. You will find out that next week. Or probably on Valentine’s Day?
23. Everything is fine with you around.
24. Good. Okay, let’s go out for dinner tonight.
25. I’m single and ready to mingle!
26. Thank you for caring for me. No one asks me this way.
27. I have never been so strong. But if I were to collapse right now, it would be straight into your arms.
28. To be honest, I’m not doing well. But, a date with you could help.
29. Ugh, I have a chronic mental problem. I can’t stop thinking about you!
30. Please kiss me, and then it could be better.
31. I could really go for a big, warm hug right now.
32. Are you flirting with me? Then why this question, I doubt.
33. The best thing that has happened to me today so far is you asking me about my day.
34. Who, me? Well, I’m very good in bed and you?
35. Not as tired as you running in my thoughts all day long.
36. You don’t know how great I am “now” after getting this text from you.
37. Come and find out.
38. I’m fine. But, if you want to make me perfect, then kiss me.
39. Thank you for asking. You just made my day.
40. Not sure! But, when talking to you, everything feels just special.
41. I hope you haven’t forgotten that I exist because I definitely haven’t forgotten about you.
42. It’s been a rough day for me. Can you give me a hug through text?
43. Kiss me, and I’ll instantly feel better.
44. I’m doing well, thanks for asking. But I’d be doing even better if you were here with me.
45. No, how are you? Do you want to go out with me tonight?
46. I can’t complain… except that I’d like to see more of you.
47. Irresistible as ever! Do you want to try cuddling me?
48. Pretty good, but you always brighten my day no matter what.
See also: 7 Brilliant Ways Of Asking A Girl Out Over Text (With Examples)
How To Respond To A What Are You Doing Text: Most Flirty Comebacks
If they ask you what you’re doing at that moment, you really need to impress them with your reply because their next question might actually be an invitation to hang out.
1. Right now, my focus is on self-improvement. I want to become a better person, so I can be the best partner to someone in the future.
2. Nothing, just thinking about someone. Oh, it’s you here too!
3. Right now, I’m on my way to paving a path to your heart.
4. Nothing but wishing to get a kiss from someone like you.
5. I’ve been thinking about you all day.
6. Oh, I’m thinking about our future, where to go and where to settle.
7. I’d tell you, but then you would want to spank me.
8. Just got to work after dreaming about you, and here you are again.
9. I was daydreaming until you came and made it a reality.
10. I’m doing it all alone. Wanna join?
11. Kinda bored. Want to come to play with me?
12. Waiting for my crush to ask me the same. Oh, sorry, it’s you.
13. I’ve been watching Netflix, but I have no one to chill with. Care to join me?
14. Nothing, I’m just looking for the right time to ask you out.
15. I’m busy fantasizing about you.
16. I’ve been searching for love, and now, I think I’ve finally found it.
17. That’s not important. What’s important is what we’re going to do this evening.
18. Make my day! Tell me everything about you, give me your phone number, and tell me when the best time to call you is.
19. I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything that’s not you right now.
20. I am currently looking for the love of my life. Can you show me the way?
Flirty Response To How Did You Sleep
There is nothing better than receiving a nice good morning text from someone you care about. However, writing the perfect response might be an issue. With these sweetest text message examples, you’ll never have to struggle with those issues again.
1. I slept like a baby because I knew I would be seeing you today.
2. I dreamt about you the entire night last night.
3. This made my day, and it hasn’t even really started yet.
4. I had some really naughty dreams about you last night…
5. Spent the entire night having a lovely soothing dream about you.
6. You made my morning feel good.
7. Good morning to you, too, sweetie/handsome. I slept great, but I kept waking up wanting more of you…
8. I dreamt about you last night and woke up with a smile as a result. You better tell me that you dreamt of me too!
9. I don’t know about you, but I always sleep better when we’re snuggling together.
10. My night was fine, but my morning can’t be good if you’re not here.
11. Not as well as I would have liked… I kept thinking about you!
12. Honestly, I can’t wait for when we’ll spend nights together. Mine wasn’t too good cos you weren’t with me. How was yours?
13. You were in my dreams, but I can’t tell you what happened because it’s too embarrassing.
14. The only thing that could make this better is breakfast in bed with you.
15. Wow, well, isn’t this a nice way to wake up!
16. I don’t want to talk about how well I slept because then you might get jealous of my pillow.
Flirty Response To How’s It Going
A person asking about your life is someone who genuinely cares about you and wants to be a part of your life. So, the next time your crush asks you how it’s been or going, you should answer them with one of these text examples:
1. I’m busy, but do you want me to add you to my to-do list?
2. It’s going great! I was just thinking about you, actually.
3. I’m still wearing that smile you gave me back then.
4. I can’t wait to tell you about my day… later tonight.
5. I’m lost for words. I mean, you just look so attractive it’s distracting!
6. Let’s skip the small talk; when are we going to go out on a date?
7. I’ve been alone for some time. Care to keep me company for a while?
8. Pretty hectic, but I kept this evening free if you’re going to make me an offer.
9. I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
10. I’ve been searching for love, and finally, I think I might have found it.
11. I’ve been so busy this entire time. Wanna come to distract me?
12. Fine, thanks, and we’re hanging out tonight, just so you know.
13. I’ve been lost for a while. Can you give me the directions to your heart?
14. I’m lying here in my bed, wondering what you’re doing.
15. I’ve been having these (NSFW) thoughts about you this whole time.
16. I am currently single, free, and looking.
17. I’m rich, good-looking, and bored. What would you recommend I do about it?
18. If you must know, I’ve been missing you.
19. Lately, I couldn’t sleep so well…thinking of you.
20. I’ve been feeling a little off… I guess I’m waiting for something to turn me on…
21. I have so much to do, but I keep getting distracted thinking about you.
22. Nothing much. I’m still catching my breath from the last time you texted me.
23. I haven’t been hugged for a while. Could you make me remember what it feels like?
Flirty Response To Thinking Of You
We all get caught up when we receive a message like this from our crush. Choose one of the examples below and show your crush that you feel the same way about them.
1. Nice try! Now could you please empty your pockets? I’m definitely sure you just stole my heart.
2. Awww…here, I’ll send you a flying kiss.
3. I was thinking about you, too…specifically the part below the waist.
4. Thinking of you is my favorite pastime.
5. Not having you here is driving me crazy.
6. Fingers crossed they’re positive thoughts.🤞
7. I’ve been thinking of you too. I need you here with me now. I don’t think I can wait any longer.
8. I’m on this mission to stop thinking about you. It’s called Mission Impossible!
9. And you are in my inappropriate thoughts.
10. I’ve been thinking of you too. I wish there were more chances for us to get together and see each other.
11. Every single day is hard without you here by my side.
12. You look familiar. Oh yeah, you’re the boy/girl of my dreams!
13. Don’t worry, you’re always on my dirty mind.
14. That’s a strange coincidence. I was just thinking of you too!
15. I am counting down the days until we’re together again.
16. I wish you were here with me; then we wouldn’t have to think about it.
17. Where you are is where I’m meant to be.
18. That makes two of us.
19. Go on. I’m all ears. I’d love to know what you were thinking about.
20. I dread every minute that I am away from you!
21. Been thinking of you nonstop. 😊
How To Respond To I Want You Text: Most Flirty Text Examples
If your crush texts you that they want you, I’m sure you won’t know how to answer them because of all the excitement. Well, consider me your savior because these examples below are all that you need:
1. There is nothing better than hearing you say that.
2. You’re not going to be able to resist me.
3. You make my soul burn with desire.
4. So, what are you going to do about it?
5. You are the only person who can make me smile constantly.
6. You make me want to hug you tight and never let go.
7. I want you… bad.
8. You are so wonderful that you always make me forget my words.
9. I’ve been thinking about you all day.
10. Aww, I was just thinking about you.
11. I feel the same way, and darling, I can do anything to prove it to you.
12. I can’t wait to see you.
13. My heart calls out for you.
14. I want to see you too.
15. I am yours forever.
16. I want you right here, right now.
17. Why don’t you come over then?
18. You make my heart sing with happiness whenever you say those words.
19. What took you so long?
20. I would do anything and everything to be with you.
21. Prove it! 😋
22. I was just thinking the same thing, muffins.
23. Could you say that again? I don’t think I heard you correctly the first time.
Funny Responses To What’s Up
Some say that humor is the best way to flirt with someone. If that is really true, then this list of funny responses will help you win over your crush:
1. My blood pressure.
2. Your time is up.
3. The cost of everything I need to buy, apparently.
4. Gas prices.
5. The opposite of down.
6. My cholesterol levels.
7. What’s down?
8. Not my paycheck! That’s for sure.
9. If I told you, would you sit on it?
10. The stock market.
11. My serotonin levels after seeing you, my friend.
12. How much time do you have?
13. Not a thing but a chicken wing.
14. My anxiety levels.
15. Doubt you want to be put through it, dude.
16. That’s for me to know and for you to find out.
17. My pants. Want to do something about that?
18. Everything that’s supposed to be.
19. Not your zipper.
20. Me, since 5 a.m. I’m exhausted, man.
21. I’m sorry, that’s confidential information.
22. A two-letter word indicating direction.
23. Not me. I’ve been really depressed lately.
Funny Answers To How Are You
On the other hand, if you want to win them over with your humor, here are some funny and witty responses you should check out:
1. I don’t know. Is it Friday yet?
2. Somewhere between better and best.
3. Better inside than outside.
4. Nice and dandy, like cotton candy.
5. My psychiatrist said that I shouldn’t discuss this with strangers.
6. Can’t complain…I have tried, but no one listens.
7. I’m X, and I feel like 105.
8. If I had a tail, I’d wag it.
9. I’m doing a bit better than before, but not nearly as well as I’m going to be.
10. I am as happy as a tick on a big, fat doggy.
11. At minding my own business? Better than most people.
12. My lawyer told me not to answer that question.
13. I have a pulse, so I must be doing all right.
14. Physically? Mentally? Spiritually? Financially? Socioeconomically? I am not sure what you mean.
15. Do you really care?
16. It depends on what or who I compare myself to.
17. Better than some, but not as well as others.
18. I am still sucking…air, that is.
19. Doing fairly well unless you have some airborne disease and are about to infect me.
20. Armed and ready!
21. Much better than I deserve.
22. I plead the fifth.
23. I think I’m doing all right. How do you think I’m doing?
24. I am planning on taking over the world.
25. I don’t feel that awesome, but at least my hair looks amazing.
26. I’ve been going through some crests and troughs in my life. Is everything stable on your end?
27. I’m doing well . . . or that could be my anti-depressants talking.
28. Nice and fine, like an expensive bottle of wine.
29. I can’t really complain, but I’ll still try.
30. Not bad. Could be better, though. Could be payday.
31. All right so far, but there is plenty of time for things to get worse.
32. Like you, but better.
33. Each day is better than the next.
34. Somewhere between blah and meh.
35. Don’t ask – it’s still too early to tell.
36. Great, because my name wasn’t in today’s obituaries.
In The End
You can use a witty response, but still, it’s your crush we’re talking about, so it would be best to go with a flirty response to “how are you?”
Also, don’t forget to choose and use appropriate flirty emojis that will add more special meaning and vibe to your response. Who knows, maybe you will get invited on a date after your reply? And from the bottom of my heart, I hope that happens. Good luck, but actually, I know it will happen because, with these good responses, you’ll impress and knock your crush off their feet.