Why is it that we find it so hard to approach the people we feel attracted to the first time we see them? We overthink and overanalyze every possible situation before we decide to go and take a chance.
Maybe it’s fear of rejection. But in my opinion, if a person really catches your eye, it’s worth the risk of getting ignored. You didn’t know them to start with so you are not losing anything by trying.
The best way to start a conversation with a person is by simply approaching them and introducing yourself. But sometimes a little humor can come in handy to break the ice and get the conversation going.
You might come off as silly, goofy or even annoying. On the other hand, sometimes someone’s silly is another woman’s cute. In any case, go for it. Try and make a girl laugh. If you get her to smile, you will most likely get her to accept your date invitation. And as I said already, you don’t have much to lose by simply trying.
We will start with some cheesy, funny and cute pick-up lines that can come in handy. Some might do the trick, some might make you laugh, anyway it’s definitely worth a read.
Just in case, we will also give you some examples of pick-up lines you should never use because as funny as they might seem when you think of them, hear them or read them, they are inappropriate, offensive or just plain wrong. Remember, the aim is to make her laugh and to come off as a cute guy with a good sense of humor. So, let’s check them out…
Cheesy, funny and cute pick-up lines:
1. Him: Do you have a phone? Her: Sure. Why? Him: I promised my mother I would call her the second I fall in love.
2. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
3. Sorry for the intrusion, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
4. I just saw you. And this might sound crazy but I just have to tell you ‘My heart skipped a beat when I saw you’.
5. I didn’t believe in love at first sight until you walked into the room.
6. You have such a beautiful smile.
7. The room lights up when you smile. I just had to come over and meet you.
8. You must have been in prison? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you one more time?
10. You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
11. Him: Do you have a boyfriend? Her: No. Why? Him: Would you like to have one?
12. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
13. Is your dad a preacher? Cause you’re a blessing.
14. So, do you have a New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.
15. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
16. Do you have a map/compass? I’m lost in your eyes.
17. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, it makes me want to smile.
18. You have beautiful legs.
19. Is your father an architect? Because you are amazingly built.
20. Do you want to go for a walk?
21. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
22. Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
23. You have beautiful eyes. They are like nothing I ever have seen before.
24. Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
25. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
26. I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
27. I never saw eyes so blue. They are like the ocean (I wish I could swim in them).
28. No wonder the sky is gray today, all the blue is in your eyes.
29. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
30. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
31. I just want you to know, I think you have beautiful eyes but I bet they’re no match for that beautiful soul you have.
32. Him: Are those diamonds real? Her: Yes. Him: I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
33. Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
34. I just had to come over and say, “You’re beautiful.”
35. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
36. You are stunning.
37. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
38. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
39. You shine brighter than the sun.
40. I think I’m in love with you.
41. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. What kind of music do you like?
43. You are so sweet. You must be made of sugar.
44. You are so sweet. You must’ve dropped out of a candy box.
45. Forget about Ironman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
46. I can see stars in your eyes.
47. Your father must be an astronaut because you are out of this world.
48. Are you looking for ‘Mr. Right’ or ‘Mr. Right Now?’
49. Be unique. Say yes to a date with me.
50. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
51. You are so beautiful. You should be cloned.
52. You are so hot. You must be the one causing global warming.
53. My name is John… but you can call me TONIGHT.
54. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
55. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
56. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
57. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
58. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
59. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
60. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
61. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
62. Are you Netflix because I could watch you for hours?
63. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
64. Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
65. Do you want to grab a coffee because I like you a latte?
66. Are you a bank loan because you got my interest?
67. So do you have a name or can I call you mine?
68. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
69. I can’t find a costume for Halloween, can I just go as your boyfriend instead?
70. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hands.
71. Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable?
72. Do you like Mexican? Because let’s taco bout getting together.
73. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
74. Are you Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
75. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
76. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
77. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 14 roses, you would see 15 of the most beautiful things in the world.
78. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
79. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
80. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
81. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
82. Is your mom an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
83. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
84. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
85. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line.
86. If you were a teardrop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
87. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
88. Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!
89. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
90. It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
91. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
92. Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
93. Your father must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
94. I know somebody who likes you and if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
95. I am a fortune teller. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
96. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
97. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
98. Him: You know, beautiful is my favorite color. Her: That’s not a color. Him: It’s the color of your eyes.
99. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
100. Summer’s over because you’re about to fall for me.
101. I had a pick-up line but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
102. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
103. I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
104. Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
105. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
106. We haven’t even spoken yet and I’m already on my knees!
107. I hear they banned you from lunch breaks for being so sweet.
108. You really shouldn’t wear make-up. You’re messing with perfection!
109. Heaven’s missing an angel.
110. I didn’t know angels were allowed to come here.
111. Where do you hide your wings?
112. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
113. Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a pet goldfish. Her: What? Him: I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
114. I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
115. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
116. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
117. I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
118. I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
119. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
120. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
121. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
122.. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
123.. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
125. Him; Do you have a Band-Aid? Her: No, why? Him: Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
126. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
127. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
128. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
129. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
130. You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me.
131. I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I’ll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
132. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
133. Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a taste?
134. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
135. Let’s pretend we are like a fabric softener and Snuggle!
136. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
137. I don’t normally date models but here’s my number.
138. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
139. Are you a hurricane? Cause you’re blowing me away.
140. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
141. Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a CutiePie like you!
142. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
143. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low.
144. So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
145. I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
146. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
147. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
148. What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both hot!
149. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
150. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
151. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.
152. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
153. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.
154. I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
155. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part when I retell the story to my friends?
156. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one who got up the nerve to approach a girl as beautiful as you, so that must count for something.
157. Did you hear that? Was that cannon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding!
158. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
159. I didn’t believe in heaven until I saw you.
160. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
170. Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking!
171. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
172. I think I’ve seen you somewhere before. You’re the same girl from my dream last night.
173. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
174. (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
175. I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water because baby, you’re making me HOT!
176. Are you sure you’re not an alien? Because you’ve just abducted my heart!
177. Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
178. Was your dad a king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
179. Hey, I’m new in town. Can you tell me, or if it’s not too much trouble, show me the places worth seeing?
180. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
181. Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
182. I won’t give you a pick-up line if you let me buy you a drink.
183. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
184. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
185. Him: Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? Her: Like 6 I think. Him: Could I be your lucky number 7?
186. I don’t have a girlfriend, I am hoping you could help me change that.
187. They say milk does a body good, but you’re living proof!
188. Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
189. You’re so hot you make the sun envious.
190. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
191. So what haven’t you been told tonight?
192. Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you.
193. I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
194. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.
195. Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
196. If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
197. Him: Did it hurt when you fell? Her: Huh? Him: Oh angel, when you fell from heaven?
198. Are we related? Do you want to be?
199. You look like a girl I want to marry.
200. I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
201. Do you believe in modern revelation? Because I believe I’m standing in front of an angel.
202. If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.
203. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!
204. Is stalking still cute?
205. Him: What’s your name? Her: Tia. Him: Give me your surname. I don’t have enough information to stalk you with just Tia.
206. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
207. Want to dance?
208. You make me wish I weren’t gay!
209. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad because you’re the bomb!
210. What size shoe you wear honey? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
211. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
212. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
213. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
214. Him: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Her: Why? Him: Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
215. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
216. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
217. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
218. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
219. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
220. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
221. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
222. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
223. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
224. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
225. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
226. I was wondering if you had an extra heart as mine seems to have been stolen?
227. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
228. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
229. Are you lost, girl? Because heaven is a long way from here.
230. You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
231. Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.
232. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus I equals fate.
233. Are you being a ghost for halloween, or are you just my boo?
234. I without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.
235. You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
236. Please call 911, because you just made my heart stop!
237. If you were a Pokémon, I would choose you!
238. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God what could be better than this? And then I met you.
239. Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact with you.
240. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
241. Do you have a twin sister? No? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
242. You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
243. You want to know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
244. Hey, baby, I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
245. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
246. You’re so fine you make me stutter, what-what-what’s your name?
247. Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
248. You know, my friend said I am afraid of commitment… Want to help prove him wrong?
249. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
250. (As she is leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
251. Him: I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No.
Him: Well then, please start.
252. I know milk does a body good, but baby, but damn have you been drinking some magic milk?
253. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
254. My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
255. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
256. You spend so much time on my mind, I should charge you rent.
257. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
258. I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
259. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
260. They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
261. Him: Pinch me. Her: Why? Him: You’re so fine, I must be dreaming.
262. (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is December 21, 2017, at 8:13 PM, thanks, I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
263. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look LIKE MAGIC.
264. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
265. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
266. Does your father make diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
267. How was heaven when you left it?
268. If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
268. My lips hurt. Will you kiss them and make them better?
269. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is all we can be?
Pick-up lines that you should never use:
Never ever, I repeat NEVER, under any circumstances, say hurtful or offensive things. Why anybody would approach another person and start a conversation with something that would hurt their feelings is beyond me. No matter how funny some of the ‘pick-up’ lines listed below may seem, they are never funny to the person hearing them.
Put yourself in somebody else’s shoes and think about how you would feel hearing any remarks on your physical appearance or about your mental capabilities. Let’s face it, it wouldn’t be at all pleasant.
Also, you shouldn’t mention sex the first time you see a girl. It’s just creepy. Of course, you can compliment her physical appearance but nothing more. Some pick-up lines with sexual connotations might pass if you and a girl you approached have the same sense of humor. Otherwise, avoid them.
Sticking to funny and cute pick-up lines is better than choosing the ones listed below or any that are right up that alley.
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not go home tonight?
Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I’m digging dat ass!
I’m going outside to make out… Care to join me?
If you don’t like turkey, I’ve got another kind of meat you’d want.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
How much? To buy your heart baby… (a heart is not for sale, and by saying how much, you are implying she is a prostitute!)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? (alarm bells)
The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue. (disgusting)
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? (expired, used in movies, cliché)
Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe to go back to where I farted?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
You know, you’re not that bad looking—for a fat-ass.
Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place.
Hi, do you believe in one-night stands?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control because I just saw a fox!
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
I bet even your farts smell good.
I know how to please a woman.
I definitely wouldn’t kick you out of bed.
I’m easy. Are you?
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
If you were a steak, you would be well-done.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
There must be a light switch somewhere on me because every time I see you, you turn me on!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you.
Let’s go to the party together. I’ll drop the bass and you drop your pants.
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Are you burning with fever? Because you look so hot.
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Him: Hey, you know what would look good on you? Her: No, what? Him: Me.
Girl, you must be a car coz every time I see you, u-turn me on.
Did you just butt-dial because I swear that ass is calling me?
Are you a sea lion because I can sea you lion in my bed later?
You have a nice butt.
Hey, let’s have a party and ask your pants to come down.
Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
We’re like Little Caesars, we’re Hot and Ready.
Him: Would you sleep with a stranger? Her: No!!! Him. Then hi, my name is…
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Are you an archaeologist because i’ve got a large bone for you to examine
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
In the end, the best and the most original pick-up line is no pick-up line at all. If you have the courage (and I hope you do) to approach the person you like, the best way, to be honest, is to be yourself. Introduce yourself, develop a conversation, make her laugh and go from there.
Leah Lee – Writer. Dreamer. Adventurer. Eternal Optimist.
I am an English language and literature professor and writing came naturally alongside that. It was something I did for me until I decided to share it with the rest of the world.
I write about love, emotions, relationship issues and ways to solve them and most importantly about empowering women to become the best versions of themselves.
My inspiration comes from all that I’ve been through in life, and it was a bumpy road but full of valuable lessons. I hope that my experience will do some good to all of those who like to read my work.