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185 Best Phone Number Pick Up Lines For Guys And Girls

185 Best Phone Number Pick Up Lines For Guys And Girls

The nightmare is over. After you read (and preferably memorize) these phone number pick-up lines, you won’t have to rack your brains about the best way to get a guy’s or a girl’s number ever again!

I’ve done all the research for you, and the following lines have proven to be the most successful.

If you keep scrolling, you’ll get the list of the best pick-up lines ever. That includes funny pick-up lines, online dating pick-up lines, romantic pick-up lines, and even bad pick-up lines that ironically do the trick!

Cute Phone Number Pick Up Lines

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I don’t care how great you are at flirting, it takes guts to ask for your crush’s phone number. Nevertheless, you have to get the courage to do it eventually. Here are the lines that will help you get inside that girl or guy’s phone in no time.

1. Are you going to give me your number or should I ask Siri to find it for me?

2. Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.

3. Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.

4. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

5. I was going to send you nudes last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, tulips are cute, can I have your number?

7. Do you believe in giving your number to someone at first sight—or should I walk by again?

8. Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?

9. I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.

10. This iPhone has everything… except your number.

11. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

12. I lost my phone. Would you mind calling it real quick?

13. Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.

14. I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you on a date last night.

15. I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?

16. Don’t mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

17. Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.

18. Hey. I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?

19. I make six digits, but I want your seven digits.

20. How do you expect me to shamelessly flirt with you all night when I don’t have your number yet?

21. If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.

Funny Phone Number Pick Up Lines

a woman standing holding a phone in her hand and talking to a man

The ultimate list of the funniest phone number pick-up lines awaits you!

1. Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.

2. You want to hear a crazy secret? I’ve never sexted before! Do you mind teaching me?

3. Let me make you a deal. You kiss me and I give you my number.

4. I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.

5. Forget about online dating. Let’s do things the old fashioned way. Just give me your number.

6. I could’ve sworn I had your number. You’re going to have to put it on my phone again.

7. I bet my number is better than yours. Do you want to hear it?

8. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse. You give me your phone number and I give you mine.

9. Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.

10. So, are you going to give me your number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

11. Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?

12. A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?

13. My drunk texts are hysterical. Want me to send you some?

14. When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?

15. Can I get your number? One call, that’s all.

16. You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.

17. Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?

18. If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?

19. Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number.

20. Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.

21. It’s really hard for me to plan our first date if I don’t have your number.

22. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.

23. The only thing wrong with my phone’s newest update is that it didn’t come with your number in it.

24. Quit stalin and give me your number.

25. Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

26. I’m an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.

27. Hey, can I have your fake number? I’m trying reverse psychology tonight.

28. Norway you’re leaving me without your number?

29. If you give me your number, I promise I’ll give you mine right back.

30. That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.

Cheesy Phone Number Pick Up Lines

a woman sitting at a table holding a phone in her hand and talking to a man

Cheesy isn’t always bad. These corny lines will surely get your crush’s attention.

1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I’m not leaving here tonight without your number, right?

2. I’m ready to start a revolution just to get your number.

3. It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?

4. My doctor told me I must get your number. Hey, you must follow the doctor’s orders.

5. I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.

6. The only thing that’s holding back my smile right now is your number.

7. I’m just trying to make my contact list look better, so please give me your number.

8. I bet your number looks better on my phone than it does in my head.

9. Hey, do you want to take my number? I’ll only charge you a kiss for it.

10. Guess what. I have the best collection of funny memes, but I can’t send them to you if I don’t get your number.

11. Would you mind being my sext tutor? Give me your number and we can start tonight.

12. When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.

13. Will you just give me your number or do I have to tell you all of my bad pick-up lines?

14. It looks like you’d enjoy a good flirting session, but I can’t make it work if I don’t have your number, can I?

Best Phone Number Pick Up Lines

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Are you ready for the collection of the best phrases that will surely inspire the girl or the guy of your dreams to give you their digits? Buckle up and read on!

1. I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.

2. I’m sure you’re dying to see me naked. So, will you give me your number so I can send you nudes? Or, will I be arrested for public nudity right here and now?

3. Don’t sail on until you give me your digits.

4. It seems that my phone is broken. It doesn’t have your number in it.

5. I think that my phone book and your number will fit perfectly together.

6. Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.

7. My fingers aren’t going anywhere until they type your number on my phone.

8. If you give me your number, I promise to put a heart emoji next to your name in my contact list.

9. Let’s cut the tension and just give me your number already.

10. I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.

11. If you don’t give me your number, you’ll miss out on my seducing skills. Yes, I’m talking about my bad pick-up lines as well.

12. Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.

13. Sorry, I didn’t get your number… errr, your name… I mean, your number.

14. Can I get your number so I can phone you? Pun intended!

15. One call, that’s all – I promise. I just need your number.

16. When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.

17. What’s the perfect gentleman / lady still doing without your number?

18. I thought I gave up asking for guys’ / girls’ numbers, but then I saw you and I had to break my own rule.

19. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your number?

20. Will you give me your phone number or your apartment number?

21. Come on, help a girl / guy out. What would be the smoothest way to get your number?

22. I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.

23. You know what’s the only thing that would make this encounter even more magical? You giving me your number.

24. You shall not pass until you give me your number.

25. I’ve always been into math. Can I have your digits?

26. I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys / girls.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

a smiling woman dials a phone and talks to a man while standing on the street

You want to break the ice before you ask for a girl or a guy’s number? Do you need an entering line before using one of the phone number pick-up lines? I’ve got you covered with these cheesy pick-up lines.

1. If you were a vegetable, would you be a cute-cumber?

2. Knock-knock… (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

3. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

5. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

6. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

7. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

8. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

9. Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

10. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

11. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

12. You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

13. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

14. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

15. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Tinder Pick-Up Lines

the woman holds the phone while talking to the man

Now that you’ve read the ultimate list of phone number pick-up lines, let’s switch to online dating a bit. Here are some of the cutest Tinder pick-up lines to help you break the ice.

(To enlarge your chances, just don’t forget to add a cute Tinder bio to your profile as well.)

1. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish that we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

2. Is your profile a museum? Because you’re a true work of art.

3. I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should we match again?

5. I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your Instagram for insurance purposes.

6. (Lime emoji) This is my pick-up lime. How are you?

7. Do you believe in love at first swipe?

8. What kind of a cringe one-liner does a person have to say around here to win the worst pick-up line competition?

9. My mom warned me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

10. We matched. Does that mean we’re like married now?

11. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

12. I’m not actually this tall. I’m just standing on my wallet.

13. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my Tinder profile?

14. Hey. So, when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?

15. I was just about to deactivate my profile when you swiped right. I guess fate brought us together.

Funny Pick-Up Lines

a man is standing next to a woman and typing on the phone

At the end of the day, we all just want to be with the one who makes us laugh. If you have a good sense of humor, half of the job is already done.

That’s why I’m bringing you the list of the funniest pick-up lines ever. I promise you that each one of these funny pick-up lines will make your crush laugh their heads off.

1. Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Girlfriend / boyfriend material.

2. You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pick-up line.

3. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

4. So, I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

5. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

6. You know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

7. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

8. Can I interest you in a good science pick-up line? You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

9. Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

10. Here is a good chemistry pun. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

11. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

12. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

13. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

14. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

15. Do you like vegetables because I like you from my head tomatoes?

Corny Pick-Up Lines

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Not every corny pick-up line is the worst pick-up line. There are tons of cute pick-up lines that are kind of embarrassing, but at the end of the day, they serve their intention.

Here is a list of seemingly bad pick-up lines that actually do the work.

1. If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

3. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys / girls crazy?

4. Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

5. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my night!

6. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

7. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

8. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

9. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

10. Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

11. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase my past and start a future with you.

12. Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you are a snack I would like to have.

13. I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.

14. You’re like the wind because you blow me away.

15. Tell me what Heaven is like because we all know you just fell from there.

Flirty Pick-Up Lines

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Need some interesting conversation starters before you use these phone number pick-up lines? Trust me: the best pick-up lines are the flirty ones.

You’re showing the object of your affection that you like them. But, at the same time, you’re not crossing any boundaries.

Basically, you’re teasing them, and that’s exactly what’ll make them go crazy about you. That’s what these flirty jokes and pick-up lines are for!

1. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

2. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

3. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I fell in love with you.

4. Where have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

5. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

6. My place or yours?

7. Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

8. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

9. I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.

10. Tell me… what can I say to impress you?

11. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

12. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

13. I’m going to make you my boyfriend / girlfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.

14. Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.

15. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Romantic Pick Up Lines

a man and a woman sit at a table and talk

Sometimes, good old romance does the trick. If you’re a bit the old-fashioned type who likes doing things the traditional way, here are some of the most romantic pick-up lines to melt your crush’s heart before you proceed to ask for their number.

1. Damn, I wish I had never met you because tonight, I won’t be able to fall asleep because I know that something as beautiful as you actually exists.

2. If you give me a chance, I promise to love you with all my circle, not my heart because hearts break, but circles go on forever.

3. I think your hand looks heavy. Would you like me to hold it for you?

4. If I got a star for every time you brightened my day, I would now have a whole galaxy.

5. Your lips are made to be kissed. Let’s not let them be wasted.

6. I’ve never experienced having my dreams come true until the day I met you.

7. I think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours.

8. Your eyes are like the sunset. Beautiful, and so hard to look away from.

9. Someone please call 9-1-1. My heart stopped beating the moment I saw you.

10. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

11. I’ll be yours forever. Just tell me when to start.

12. You are so gorgeous that you made me forget my cute pick-up line.

13. When I wake up in the morning, you are the first thing that I want to see.

14. If your beauty were time, then you would go on forever.

15. You look a lot like my future boyfriend / girlfriend I was dreaming about for so long.

16. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

17. Until I saw you, I never believed in love at first sight. But, now I know it’s quite real.

18. You make me melt like ice cream in the summer sun.

19. Have you been arrested? Because I think it’s illegal to look that good.

20. Did you feel that? You just rocked my world when I saw you, and I can’t wait for you to rock it again later.

To Wrap Up:

There is no need to lose your confidence the next time you’re going after your crush’s number. Now that you have the best phone number pick-up lines up your sleeve you’re good to go.

Trust me – things can’t go wrong with these puns. Your only job is to choose the best pick-up line and everything else will go smoothly.

And, if all of this is not enough, check out some dirty pick-up lines to spice things up right away.

zimaou

Tuesday 28th of June 2022

Good lines, worked for me. Especially the number 20 ;)

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