Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. Because of that, pickup lines were created. Some of them are funny, some actually work out and well, some of them are so cringe-worthy that we had to put them all together and have some good laughs. Gentleman, please don’t use any of these if you want to have a successful dating and love life.

1. How long did it take to shave those looong legs?

2. Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older.

3. My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t keep it in.

4. OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?

5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

6. Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.

7. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore—my face should be among them.

8. I’ve had such an off week, but seeing you just turns me on.

9. You have nice child-bearing hips. You will give me many sons.

10. I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.

11. Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits.

12. You turn my software into hardware.

13. Are you Angelina Jolie? Because I would love to raid your tomb.

14. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.

15. “Excuse me Madame, are you a captain?”
“No, why?”
“Because you make my privates stand.”

16. This is the first prettiest view I’ve ever seen! The second one is you.

17. Your pants are epic. I hope they drop for me tonight.

18. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me?

19. Nice legs—what time do they open?

20. Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

Do you have any genius pickup lines to share? Let us know in the comments!

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