How to make a guy laugh really hard over text? For some girls, it’s very easy because it feels like they have the talent for making other people laugh. And good for them, it’s their blessing.
Unfortunately, not all of us have a great sense of humor. We don’t all have that superpower to make everyone around us laugh.
And that’s perfectly okay. Now you have the funniest texts, jokes and puns gathered in one place. For you and for all other girls like you, I have compiled the best and funniest text messages online to text your boyfriend and make him LOL.
How To Make A Guy Laugh Really Hard Over Text: 9 Tips
Before we start with some of the funny text examples, you should read these helpful tips on how to make a guy laugh really hard over text.
Pay close attention to each and every single one of them because they’re all equally important.
1. Emojis are your best friends
They indeed are, especially when it comes to texting a person you’re interested in. Emojis have become an inevitable part of modern, online texting.
I’m sure you’ve already been using them but the point is to know which one and at what moment to use it. If you’re talking about something funny, you need to choose an appropriate Emoji that will go with it.
You can’t send someone a sarcastic text and use an Emoji that would make them think that you’re being honest with them. Emojis really have an important role in texting and when used properly, they really have the power to evoke all kinds of emotions in a person.
2. Also, fun memes are always a powerful weapon in making someone laugh
Let’s be honest, we all ADORE memes. A good meme has the power to cheer us up even when we feel completely down.
You can choose a meme that is connected with the topic you’re texting about but you can send him a meme you came across online that made you laugh pretty hard.
However, don’t overdo it. This doesn’t mean you should send him a million memes daily. We all like them but it would hardly be funny if our entire inbox was constantly filled with them.
I’m sure you come across some trending funny videos online or your best friends or maybe even co-workers send them to you. When you find one, you should send it to your crush.
If it’s a good video, it’ll make your boyfriend laugh for sure. You can even search for some on Google or YouTube and post it on your man’s social media.
4. Try to create some of your own, inside jokes
It’s said that couples who laugh together, stay together. And there is absolutely nothing sweeter than a couple who has their own personal inside jokes.
That’s why you should focus on creating your own. Something only you and he will know and a thing that will make you both laugh every time.
5. Forget about your insecurities
If you don’t have a good sense of humor, I know that this is giving you a hard time because you think you can’t make him laugh. You think he’ll consider you a boring person and leave you immediately.
Those are only your insecurities speaking. You can do this. You’re more fun than you think you are. I believe in you and so should you. He’ll fall for you even if you fail to make him laugh in the beginning.
6. Flirt in an innocent and sweet way
This doesn’t mean you should send him a love message right away. You can simply start with a subtle pick-up line and if it makes him laugh, it’s a good sign he’s into you, too, and wants to continue texting with you.
If you come on too strong, you may only push him away. You can’t admit your feelings to someone you’ve met not so long ago on some dating app or to someone you were on a single date with. It’s just wrong and the other party might consider you a real psychopath.
7. You can spice things up with a bit of sexting
Besides sending him flirty texts, you can also heat things up with a fun sext. Although, it’s not a good idea to start sexting if it’s someone you’ve just met.
8. In the end, the whole point is to be unique… to be yourself
Remember, you need to be yourself. You need to behave and talk as you do in real life.
For now, you’re only texting on social media but one day, you’ll need to meet face to face and he’ll definitely be disappointed once he realizes that you aren’t the same person in person and on social media.
9. Don’t give yourself a hard time if you don’t succeed immediately
Maybe you won’t be able to make him laugh with the first text message you send him and you should be prepared for that. Maybe you simply don’t have a compatible sense of humor and perhaps he doesn’t understand your joke.
However, that doesn’t mean you should give up. Your text will make him laugh and he will fall head over heels for you because of your amazing sense of humor.
See also: How To Make A Girl Laugh (4 Situations To Work Your Charm And Avoid Major Turn-Offs)
Funny Messages To Make Him Laugh
1. Sorry to tell you this, but, although love at first sight exists, it ends with the second.
2. If we combined my IQ and your body, we would begin a race of super genetic children who would conquer the earth.
3. I know I’m a handful but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
4. I have an extra ticket for tonight but I need to invite a sexy and charming man. Do you know anyone?
5. I hate it when I hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
6. Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!
7. I think my phone is broken because, for some reason, your number isn’t on it.
8. Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter instead.
9. Have you ever been to another planet? [No.] Wow, we have so much in common!
10. I want us to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
11. I’ve been getting wrinkles from smiling so much. Stop being too sweet! You’re driving me insane.
12. I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
13. What’s up? And no, I’m not thinking about the thing down in your pants.
14. There is just something about you. I have not figured out what it is yet. Do you know?
15. People say that love is around every corner… but I guess I must be walking in circles, what say?
16. I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
17. So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.
18. You seem to have a very cheerful personality. What makes you tick?
19. Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.
20. If I ask you what you do for a living, will I be too curious for you?
21. Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get when you start to develop feelings for someone? That feeling is all of your common sense, leaving your body.
See also: How To Confirm A Date: 9 Tips And Text Examples
Funny Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
1. What’s the name of the French shoe inventor? Phil-lip Phil-lop.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher Who? Gopher me, silly.
4. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
5. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Watahhhhhh!
6. I used to be addicted to hokey pokey. It took a while but I turned myself around.
7. What did the shark say when he ate the clown fish? This tastes a little funny.
8. You’ll never guess who I bumped into on my way to the optician. Everyone.
9. Why can’t the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?
Because they’re dead.
10. I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
11. What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator.
12. I went to a beekeeper to buy a dozen bees. He counted out 13 and gave them to me. So, being an honest person I told him, “Sir, you gave me one too many!” He looked at me and said, “That one’s a freebie!”
13. What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickleback.
14. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
17. There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
18. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
19. Two blondes walk into a building… You’d think one of them would have seen it.
20. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
21. What did the atom say after losing an electron? ‘I really gotta keep an ion them.’
22. What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.”
23. What’s the best thing about babies? Making them.
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Funny Questions To Ask A Guy To Make Him Laugh
1. You are about to kick some serious butt, what song comes on as your soundtrack?
2. What funny things would be on your life’s gag reel?
3. What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
4. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
5. What is your favorite smell?
6. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
7. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind, or never speak again?
8. What’s the wildest or craziest thing you’ve ever done?
9. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
10. What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn’t smell particularly good?
11. If you had to choose one animal to help you win a fight, which animal would you choose?
12. What did you think was silly until you tried it?
13. What’s the funniest way that you’ve hurt yourself?
14. What animal is the biggest party animal?
15. Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear?
16. If you could morph two animals to make one super animal, what two animals would you choose? Why?
17. Would you rather dance a jig in front of people or dance naked alone?
18. What’s the most absurd thing that you were ever tricked into believing or doing?
19. Which would you prefer to have as your roommate? A goat or a bird?
20. If roses are red, why are violets blue?
21. If your five-year-old self suddenly found himself inhabiting your current body, what would he do first?
22. Would you rather eat jalapeños with every meal for the rest of your life or a raw egg every morning?
23. If your dogs could talk, what’s one thing they would say that would completely ruin your image?
24. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
25. Would you rather go on a date with someone who does cheesy magic tricks the entire time, or with someone who tries to sell you beach body protein shakes at the end of the date?
Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh
1. Good night, I would say may God Bless you but He already did the moment He sent me into your life. ?
2. When can I see you again? Pick a day that ends in “y”.
3. 10% loading, 40% loading, 70% loading, 100% loading… Result of the scan: You’re 100% cute. Scan Analysis: Cuteness overload!
4. I wanted to make you smile by sending you something cute, but I couldn’t fit in your mailbox!
5. Please can you stop wandering through my mind, you Speedy Gonzales.
6. Do you believe in love at the first text? Because you can delete this one, and I can keep texting until you do.
7. My parents are out. Wanna come over? I mean, they’ve lived in Florida for 10 years, but still…
8. My legs are feeling really tired. I wonder if I’m running through your mind right now?
9. I think GOD created you on Sunday and added more honey than needed.
10. What comes to your mind when you think of me? I feel I should know because what comes to my mind when I think about you is a painter. Isn’t it funny I said a painter? It’s because you add so much color to my world!
11. When Santa asked what I wanted for Christmas, I sent him your Instagram.
12. I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.
13. Wanted to ask if you are a coach since you make my heart JUMP.
14. I changed your name in my contacts list to the ghost emoji because you’re my boo.
15. Thinking about last night and can’t stop grinning like an idiot.
16. Hey, stranger! Wait, why are we still strangers? Let’s fix that.
17. Should I wear a short skirt tonight or a really short skirt?
18. Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA one to me.
19. Can’t decide whether or not to ask me out? Hard decision. Yes.
20. What are you having for breakfast this morning? I know something that can be your dessert… Good morning, handsome! ?
21. Thank God I’m wearing gloves because you’re too hot to handle.
22. Boy, are you a gardener because I love those Two-lips.
23. You’re single. I’m single. I feel like this is a problem we can solve together.
In A Nutshell
I hope you’ve learned how to make a guy laugh really hard over text. Trust me, the point is only to be yourself and let him fall for your amazing, funny and interesting self.
Of course, you can serve yourself with these amazing, funny texts and jokes, but you can also use them as an inspiration to make up your own.
With these tips and texts, I’m sure you’ll win over the guy you like after the first date. He won’t be able to resist falling for a fun and amusing girl like yourself.